Japan's Longest Slide

[MsHEDLEYACDC]

you my friend are a genius! xD

[Free7404]

Wow that looks fun

[MrStriderman]

Is that a ride or a massive sex toy

[GaijinGuide]

@MrStriderman I think it should be classified as both. Now we just need to find a female giant..

[iEatSuns]

LoL, dude that was hilarious , Ty for sharing

[GaijinGuide]

@iEatSuns Thanks. After filming it, I was kind of embarrassed at my screaming, but I thought it would make other people laugh so I uploaded.

[gracemmgg]

HAHAHA! I want to go down that

[GaijinGuide]

@gracemmgg be ready for some bruising.

[lemongirlohyeah]

um, it was abandonded? Any reason why> There could have been something wrong with it :S

[GaijinGuide]

@lemongirlohyeah It was really old. I think I was the first person to go down it in years.

[asian4611]

Lol Asian slides

[jessicaxchen]

My butt ticles?

[faudel24]

Thats hurt

[KingDePortugal]

0:41  CLOSE YOUR EYES

I know what you're thinking.....

[Jackstaz123]

it sounds like a long fart PEE UW

[morfuk]

omg shut the fuck up, the fact that his "butt" hurts is nothing to do with this slide...

[kasper020997]

0:41 (insert gay comments here)

[sophiasticated16]

part 2 ...part 2...wahahah... his butt must be bruised after the slide.... haha

[JenTheBebot]

They didn't have mats for the slide? I forgot the name of the park, they had a giant indoor beehive. They provided mats at the top of the slide so you can sit on them so your butt doesn't hurt or go numb.

[GaijinGuide]

@JenTheBebot The slide is abandoned and in the middle of nowhere so unfortunately there weren't any mats :(

[Fernandez218]

@GaijinGuide it was abandoned and you trusted it?

[Chimneyswift111]

i wear baggy pants so id get a killer wedgie if i went on that because of the rolls -_-

[GaijinGuide]

@Chimneyswift111 Now that is what I am talking about!!

[Dw33zyInTheBuildin]

I cant feel my butt anymore!!!

[urfacestinks]

maybe its not intended to sit on it directly. maybe you'll need a pad or something before you use that slide

[BritishArmyPfc]

So this is what americans sound like

[MalliMosh]

now try and climb up it :D

[GaijinGuide]

@MalliMosh it takes a couple minutes. Not sure the pain of going down it and the hike back up are worth it....but the view is

[MalliMosh]

@GaijinGuide no i mean climb back up the slide :D

[nosst11]

Mai butt! mai butt!! ah ah. LMFAO XD

[GaijinGuide]

@nosst11 it was painful. definitely need a pad next time

[funkzilla87]

@MBUK1000 Ingenious. >_<

[ThePeg1979]

omg i could have watched it with my eyes closed and still laughed histerically XD

[julegrauten]

nice !!!!

[GaijinGuide]

@julegrauten Thanks

[julegrauten]

@GaijinGuide :)

[iloveoreos15]

"Oh shit I cant feel my butt anymore!" lmao

[iloveoreos15]

"Oh shit I cant feel my butt anymore!" lmao

[bjalbert8144]

here in america we put water on our slides

[GaijinGuide]

@bjalbert8144 That is very wise

[awilcock2]

@bjalbert8144 That's a water slide -.-

[AWSMxBOxCLAN]

this.. is sooo WEABOO

[cenkinhovic]

I wanna smack your face so hard

[Xuan520Xuan]

Porn o_o?

Still Got part 2 lol

[EndeavourAccuracy]

it's so sad that you put a heart-beat through the whole beginning :(

my subroofer was dying and even when I wear a headphone, all I hear is the heart-beat, I just have to turn the audio off, so I can no longer hear what you actually have to say

[whiteandproud1234556]

ok gay

[gypsyannagirl1111]

cool

[GaijinGuide]

@gypsyannagirl1111 thanks

[JHoward393]

82 meters...that's 296 feet! Wow that is one big slide... O.O

[GaijinGuide]

@JHoward393 It stinks walking back up.

[JHoward393]

@GaijinGuide lol i bet. that is like 2 or three Crawford County hills by the Wisconsin River. that are at least 80 feet high. O.O I thought hiking one of those were bad but 2 or 3 of 'em O.O

[6KawaiiKittyKiller6]

Oh my god, this sounds so wrong xD.

[mjk0123456789]

how do you get back to the top?

[GaijinGuide]

@mjk0123456789 a lot of steps. It probably takes 3-5 minutes.

[BurntheJacket]

This slide really hurts your ass...

[GaijinGuide]

@BurntheJacket it literally bruises it because of all the rollers.

[wlwlwlhk]

you will need to wear a leather pants or put a piece of plastics under your butt.....

[GaijinGuide]

@wlwlwlhk I agree. Always use protection

[Bandythings]

Could easily be the soundtrack to a gay adult film

[GaijinGuide]

@Bandythings just need some actors. bwah

[thatosbornechannel]

@Bandythings Especially at 1:15



[DangerousFox63]

oh my butt tickles.. 5 minutes later... i cant feel my butt no more lol

[Hockey15Goalie]

Close your eyes and it sounds like gay porn

[jaseybabes100]

@Hockey15Goalie and how do you know what gay porn sounds like? hmmmm

[NigelStryker]

@MrGreenpo1son Glad I could help.

[DangExpensiveBagels]

ah... i remember these... when i was younger, i once rode on my belly one time

[eukikim]

Its So Funny How He Said I Cant Feel My Butt Anymore!!!!! HaHa

[alexert41]

its sounds like you are being anally raped



[1225Edwin]

your shoes your shoes

[gole311]

MY BUTT! MY BUTT!

[jumpyX1]

coooooooooooooooooooooooolio



[RuneArmsVids]

listen to it with ur eyes on something else :D

[123grageas]

Close ur eyes at 0:41 lol

[RsPlyrtravis77]

Watch this with your eyes closed. LOL

[lexers4]

Can i Carry a pillow?! like to sit on it!

[PrincessMiyuki14]

I was like "No! Don't die! I want to watch it until you reach the end of that 'Slide of Awesomeness'!"

[GrandMasterSuperPhD]

this fucking slide raped you !

you need to get a lawyer and sue somebody !!1

[Marcusuknowittoo]

lol! "Part two. Part two!"

[MrBoone94]

Trousers before and after :D

[quesorocks789]

and when it rains, its japans longest water slide! :D

[ghandipwnz2]

the wrath of friction dealt a cruel hand upon your butt.

[agh45k]

part 2 part 2

[biohazard0967]

0:59 sounds likegay porno

[fairyheli2]

@biohazard0967 how do you know what that sounds like?

[harveyalemania]

Your butt was hurt , how about your penis?

[MrRandomguy987]

don't know but my butt feels weird too?

[20815131192212019151]

Hahaha his butt went to prison! ;P

[AngelicaSparrow191]

my butt! my butt! it tickles!

[Moose5448]

THE VIBRATOR IN MY ASS OHHHHHH

[bdg102]

ohhhh the vibration

[ReyesProductions2k10]

that truely is a pain in the butt



[MBUK1000]

Watch this with your eyes closed. Lol.

[RickJr1993]

@MBUK1000 I can't watch with my eyes closed because I can't see anything.

[MBUK1000]

@RickJr1993 HA HA SMART ASS

[RickJr1993]

@MBUK1000 my ass doesn't have a brain

[superemoboyz]

@MBUK1000 i can't feel my butt anymore hahahahahaha that was funny!

[MBUK1000]

@superemoboyz lol dude!

[bookdream]

@MBUK1000 Your comment made me laugh so hard once i watched the video

[MBUK1000]

@bookdream Nice one.

[ktlee08]

that looks really fun

[krisxcouture]

part 2 part 2! lol

[alek1393]

PART 2 PART 2 x'))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[dragar14]

LoL i wanna go down it with a dam scooter So that way i dont gotta say my ass my ass!!!!!!!!!

[a7la0soso]

LOL!!!

[sunlight1ish]

AHH AHHH MY BUTT MY BUUTT TICKLEES

[selenegomezfan123]

omg he jaid PICKLES!!

[bchs98]

how many times did you jizz yourself on the way down?

[missnatalie333]

o u just made me crack up so much AHHHH MY BUTT MY BUTTT! :D

[ascoolasice23]

did u say piccolo?

[wizard10119161]

i couldnt stop laughing lol

[WilkoLV]

I wanna take my BMX down this, build a bit of a lip at the end and then try and land on one of the tables :)

[jsj297]

sounded like a gay porno.

[RainSmith32]

Sounds like young Tobuscus.

[xJohnx228x]

only fucking Japan!

[moyaish]

oh the vibration 

[sSST3PH3NSSs]

Sounds like ur getting raped in the arse...

[ReinEngel2]

@sSST3PH3NSSs You mean butt.

[sSST3PH3NSSs]

@ReinEngel2 lol, we call it arse, down under :P

[ReinEngel2]

@sSST3PH3NSSs Yeah, I know, I was just making light of how many times the camera guy said "butt." Just joking around. <3

[ReinEngel2]

@sSST3PH3NSSs Yeah, I know buddy, I was just referencing the many times the uploader said the word "butt." ;)

[xOmGLoUiSx]

close your eyes from the start of the slide to the end! funny:P

[ATOMARIEL]

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CHiCK

[nicksthepimp]

use a bking tray its the best

[inkbybettyb]

homo



[devildogsvids]

crap!!!!

[MrTictotheyMODZ]

It Will make your butt become japanese!

Like if you think it will

[corrda1993]

That honestly didnt look that scary.

[annemargareth4]

no drop?

[tanelbandit00]

MY PANTS ARE RIDING UP!!!!!I CANT FEEL MY BUTT ANYMORE....PRICELESS

[MrRideutah]

but does it blend..?

[Meganandgeorgia2011]

ahh my but my but ..oh the vibrations,oh ..

[starfear494]

lol! I couldn't stop laughing. Especially when you started yelling MY BUT, MY BUUT

Must've felt wierd.

[GaijinGuide]

@starfear494 It actually hurt really bad. You are suppose to go down on a pad, but there weren't any!

[starfear494]

@GaijinGuide I know it hurts. I went down a slide like that once. Hurt quite a bit.

P.S: I hate Outlook Express.

[DerECHTEsf543]

@GaijinGuide

xD

[jim191185]

@GaijinGuide lol ultimate wedgie?

[AwEsOmEcAmP3r]

@starfear494 hahah i know exactly what is was doing

[AwEsOmEcAmP3r]

I CANT FEEL MY BUTT ANYMORE!!!

[alexrichardbell]

sounds like a porno soundtrack...

[DjDirtySkillet]

He sounds like the badger!!!

[GaijinGuide]

@DjDirtySkillet who is that?

[DjDirtySkillet]

@GaijinGuide watch the youtube video "The Honeybadger"

[hoursloth]

@GaijinGuide honey badger

[itsameeeeemario]

@GaijinGuide He's probably talking about the guy who made a video on the honey badger. You can just youtube "honey badger" if you're interested.

[shredfortyler2]

@DjDirtySkillet HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA honey badger ftw

[godonkies]

@DjDirtySkillet so does your mom

[DjDirtySkillet]

@godonkies I know she does it's awesome! @godonkies I bet you suck some donkey dick don't ya?

[godonkies]

@DjDirtyS probably.......poop?

[Gwingle]

I would go to Japan just for this.

[GaijinGuide]

@Gwingle You should

[JavinOfficial]

Must I Say This?...........Asians

[DeadBallz1000]

this must be for little kids

[bexm8]

watch this with your eyes closed... :3

[Deracku]

oh is the slide okay

[tcbrox]

you sound so gay

[FAWEXX]

sloooow. booring.

[Lordmuhkuh23]

"Aaaah, my butt, my butt! Look at this awesome view, aaaaaaaaaah! "

[theexperience94]

this made me laugh SOOOO HARD that i cant even breathe anymore! XD

[michaeleliable]

At 0:30 close your eyes and imagine it's a porno ;)

[NDOGG26]

"ahh my butt"..."ahh the vibrations" um your enjoyin yourself a little too much on this ride sir. WAIT VIBRATIONS???? PERFECT RIDE FOR THE LADIES ;) LOL

[HaydenorNonnoob]

lol that gay old dude in the ad

[hamudito9]

LOOOKS SO scary cause it looks like you can fly off

[MrCrazyFreerunner]

try to run that up

[KADEREL]

So cool!! :3

[donnieduncanson]

Thumbs up if you like the mute button...

[MissCherryHugs]

AHH MY BUTT MY BUTT!

[ThisRandomGuyTV]

He sounded a bit like Whiteboy near the start.. :L

[chango124]

hahaha "Part Two! Part Two!"

[XxGunzboyxX]

im guessing thats not the first time his but tickled

[bossmw2player11]

OHHH OHH MY BUTT MY BUTT lol creepy

[joshuaclark99]

press 5 and 7 repeatedly

[joshuaclark99]

1:13  "part 2!" haha

[EmceeElicit]

hows your butt?

[waynehere]

close your eyes and listen what he really says. ;-)