how to tell ur a noob in gunz

[Tyndallist]

I laughed at this video since it's meant to be a joke. You people really need to calm down.

[JuglarEuskaldun]

You know you are a noob when everybody in youtube agree that you are a noob.

[Cheisu7]

You know you're a noob if you spell "you're" as "your".

[BOWLFE]

you know you are a noob when you skip number 10

[donnymaplemage]

you know ur a noob if u forget number 10xD

[viccymiccyjo]

You know you're a noob if you make a vid like this and skip number 10.

[LegoFanatic1377]

So umm..Let me get this straight. Your a Pro if you buy alot of cool looking stuff? And your a noob if you dont have anything? First Off, New person is called a Newb, or Newbie. Noob is an annoying person. Pro=Professional. So buying alot of cool stuff and sucking with it doesn't make you pro. Buying the Stuff And OWNING with it makes you a Pro. Btw only nerds actually use the word Noob =D

[Jannsay]

@LegoFanatic1377 Yah, I'm sick of nerds, hackers and keyboard warriors I play with. Make me feel bad I play that game :-X

[Angelo000100]

@LegoFanatic1377 "Btw only nerds actually use the word Noob =D"

FINALLY Someone! xD

[SuzakiHartz]

What is a noob and a pro in this game?

Is a pro someone who tbf or Fbs?

Is a noob someone who sprays and turtle?

There no real pros in gunz, just people who think their pro and other people who thinks their pro.

However a noob is someone who

1) Doesn't follow game rules

2) Hacks to get kills

Well at least that my definitions

No one a real noob if they think your a hacker cause of color chat, there just either new or stupid.

And No one a pro cause what does a person have to do to be pro?

[Angelo000100]

@SuzakiHartz best comment so far!

[SuzakiHartz]

@Angelo000100

lol xD

[Kranda123]

@SuzakiHartz Well in gunz you can clearly see if someone just started playing this game or has already got used to the key combo's. But again its not the moves that decide if you pro, its how you use them. "Noob" or "Newb" means. New to the game. which in this game, you can clearly see.

[HoNUchirai]

@SuzakiHartz Your definitions? That makes no sense and its wrong. Noob, Newb, Nub or any kind all means one thing. beginner. you can be noob and be good at the game if you just started playing (beginner) but have perfect control over the keys. "cause what does a person have to do to be pro?" is not a reason why no one can be pro. "No one a real noob if they think your a hacker cause of color chat, there just either new or stupid" yes, they might be new... and thus their noob (more coming up -->

[HoNUchirai]

@SuzakiHartz and no one is stupid if they think color chat is hack, they just don't know. every human has things that they don't know (for example you don't know proper english) does that make everyone (including you) stupid? another thing: pro means professional and yes. some people are just amazingly good (professional) at this game. i have alot more to say but i won't bother trying to teach something to some unknown random person like you. Peace out ^_^

[SuzakiHartz]

@HoNUchirai

Some people are stupid enough to think color chat is hack, i seen about four or five of them.

Oh and tell me what you mean by good in this game, How do you become good in this game, only explanation i know is experience of the game.

Tell me what do you mean by not knowing proper English? If you meant the grammar error in my thing. You have some to

[HoNUchirai]

@SuzakiHartz they are not stupid, they just don't know.

i suppose good means that you can aim and dodge all the time and thus getting alot off kills while slightly dying now and then.

your english is f***ing bad. i make those "grammar errors" as u say, out of lazyness... i urs just dont make sense and.... w/e i'm not gonna waste time, u just suck and im awesome.. everyone else already knows just accept it end of argue. Fuck out! ^_^

[SuzakiHartz]

@HoNUchirai

Lmao, so my grammar error isnt out of laziness either? =_=

Tell me someone who takes the time to type correctly.

and in my first comment i said their either NEW or stupid. and yes i met STUPID people, not new players.

Good means u can aim and dodge? that kinda stupid, that just means you have good aim and the player playing against you have bad aim

[HoNUchirai]

@SuzakiHartz If you typed like that out of lazyness why didnt u say so the first time eh? and ur grammar just looks bad and incorrect. in your first comment you said their not noob but either new or stupid... but new means noob and their not stupid for just not knowing that colour chat is legal... not everyone randomly uses this line in game ^1 or any number. so they just do not know any better.. no one tells them

they ARE stupid for not asking "how do u type in colours" but thats a dif context

[SuzakiHartz]

@HoNUchirai

because everyone doesn't say " oh im typing like this cause im lazy "

 and Newb = New, Noob = Someone begin annoying or constantly begging.

[HoNUchirai]

@SuzakiHartz sorry i just have to correct this one... it "Because not everyone says: oh im typing like this cause im lazy" ... u just fail at english mate. this is the last message im writing in this ridiculas conversation: Noob, nub, Newb all means 1 thing: BEGINNER! Now that this conv is over we can be friends ^_^ what games do you play besides gunz? whops i g2g now, have a good one :)

[viccymiccyjo]

@SuzakiHartz I take my fucking time to type correctly. It's not that fucking hard at all. If you weren't dropped as a child, you'd understand that it's fucking easy!

[SuzakiHartz]

@viccymiccyjo

Okay, so you take your time to type correctly.

That is awesome I guess? How did you know I was dropped as a child?

So your a stalker, that is cool I guess?

[PivotSocke]

you forgot something xD

u r a noob if u cant kill a pro or cant ks :P lol xD

[undadog2008]

loool missed out numba 10 mate. think Before u make.

[psvlove]

do you know when u are noob if u forgot 10

[p3xe]

N00bsssssssss!

;D

[2007FORLife]

How to tell you can't count: Skip 10 Noob -_-

[OMGitsFMA6666]

You know you're a noob when you make a youtube video showing how terrible you are.

[Unit3d5]

i pew pew you

[TerrorQwillie]

Wtf u skipped 10?

[TERRORTVV]

you fail at life man -_-'' what a waste

[smoshzy1995]

Quite funny

[Sfirekid9]

My balls are sandy <333333

[DarkestDG]

You know your a nub if you use stop animation on Youtube insead of fraps :3

[TripleBarrelRoll]

Unless, you make garry's mod videos, or your fraps just take up too much resources on your computer. chances are you're not.

[Tommlk]

LOLZ NOOB AT LIFE. YOU WENT FROM 9 TO 11! LOLZ N00000b.

[nuijnpwnsxD]

lawl i think ur the big noob i could spank your big fat ass in gunz

[remake110]

You know your a noob if you made this video

[spice419]

True dat

[XileOfTheStickman]

LOL failboat. you know your a noob when all you do is instafail people

[SoulJestic]

12. If you make shitty vids your a noob

[ClaireGrove28]

NICE NOOB

[Fizzy500]

oh al lyou egoers STFU... who cares if he doesnt know kstyle? who cares if you do? its just all fun and games and when you get down to it, this guys non proper english speaking video was pretty funny...

[yr1019]

haha

[metalzylerxz]

you forgot hackers are noobs and also people who doesnt know atleast bf are noobs :) or slash shot

[jayr0flmc]

looooooooooooooooooool.

you're talking about noobs.

but you're a very very big noob.

do you know k-style?

do you know m-style?

if you know that, you can talk about noobs.

l2p

[frtyuj]

lol, hide in the tree with a glowing sword. I accidentally did that once when I was trying to ambush somebody. I switched to my sword by accident and it gave away my position, and I got totally fucked over.

[disgurlsofly]

AND YEA forgot to tell u this with my last comment.

"that is probaly wat you did and some just told you that ur a noob and u should make stupid vids of urself :]"

[disgurlsofly]

imma make a movie rite here about noobs.

FIRST THINK

1. learn how to count

OKIES IM FINISH :]

[razaku219]

u skipped 1 and its 10.If u cant count and go from 9 to 11.

[Marikour]

lol nice.. =]

[wowii1234]

you spelled throw wrong u said trow edit it!lol

[kayjoaa]

thats funny ^.^

[angele0n]

"If You hang on the wall and think none can see You"

Haha, that was a good one =]

[niick1111]

hahah dumb shit.. spray newb dagger newb YOU..NEWB

[holymanfab]

LOL 9 to 11

[Nickishmeh]

learn 2 count lulz

Blue Ðragon~

[ampstagangsta]

lol XD your a noob if you go from 9 to 11

[joewizard100]

fuck you

[GuitaristNSkater]

Wow thanks what an educational video.

[Ladarius0]

anyone notice he went from 9 to 11? o.o

[lMa44hew]

Haha.. Actually take time and EDIT your video.

Have a look on google to see the definition of noob?

Somene who is either new, or someone who isn't and sucks at the game you are reffering to.

I'd delete this perfetic video.

[joeykapun]

i bet u wank on gunz

[XxToKyOmEwxX]

Ten Ways to Tell if your Video is an Epic Fail:

1. You can't count correctly.

2. You don't take the time to spell correctly.

3. You misspell 'fuck'.

4. You misspell 'does'.

5. The points you made were ridiculous, some amounting on skill rather than being a newbie.

6. True noobs are the ones who call others noobs.

[CtrlAltDaLEET]

we're all noobs then?

[gormo4]

you miss spell, miss spell as misspell, -.-

[XxToKyOmEwxX]

How did I misspell 'Misspell'? o.o

[butnugget4444]

wow always fags like u and the nerd ma44ew up there always have to ego your minds out on y youtube so go QQ sumwere else please and funny vid btw (:

[XxToKyOmEwxX]

Fags? I'm sorry, but this video can be offensive in some parts.

Even if this WAS comedic, quite a bit of it was uncalled for.

[sagar890890]

ur noob ur lvl 22

[ventje31]

they should kill epople who post vids like these..

[ScarIlet]

ROFL YOU MISSED 10 XDDDDD GG NO RE

[P4rtyLik3AR0ckSt4r]

ur a noob,just because someone paid for ijji coins doesnt mean they pro...lmao NOOB!!!!!!

[DontStealYPsSociety]

Yeh, I got me some prems, and I can't do advanced K-styled move, And I admit it, I'm a Noob

Anyways, This video doesn't prove jack shit about being a noob.

[ineedhelpwiththings]

you asshole!! no one is a noob for trowing smokes at you!!!! your not a fucking god!! and number 7 is bullshit because its hard to get up there

[XxBeLzXx]

not really XD

[xsoldier111]

LMAO xD people call me a pro in gunz..ima ruin my reputation by being a noob. FUN! FUN! FUN!

[BloodBeings999]

Um... even noobs know the difference between 10 and 11

[crazy00metal]

ahahahahahah....!!! what is so funny?

i don't get it :p

[StayDriven1]

11. If you miss number 10, your a newbie. 12. If you don't think someone is just playing around, your a newbie. :)

[Freestylerzx]

God wat a noob u sux man who make this video muhahahahhaahhahahahhaahhahaha­hhaahhahahahhaahhahahahhaahhah­ahahhaahhahahahhaahhahahahhaah­hahahahhaahhahahahhaahhahahahh­aahhahahahhaahhahahahhaahhahah­ahhaahvhahahahhaahhahahahhaahh­ahahahhaah

[SupernovaLx]

If you cant even count to TEN. That was sad man.

[nitsaw10]

almost all those things are true i see ppl who try to hide with a glowing sword in a dark place xDDDDD its soo funny. good vid :D

[OMGitsFMA6666]

Also....Dont critique (Idk if thats spelled right...but gg) noobs and then not show any of your real skill.....

[OMGitsFMA6666]

This video made me Lol....man my day was all fucked up till this.......rofl

And wtf color words in chat are hax!!!!! (Jokes bro =/)

[MastaFluff]

"If you can't spell"

should be added on there

[AR5T7]

and who can bf dbf and spray is not a noo? BASTARD

[Mugen123456789]

14. If you spell does as "dose" at the end of your vids

[PhillyDips]

I've mastered K-style D-style, and half of M-style. I disagree with almost everything you've said.

[PhillyDips]

I DO, however, have a huge problem with people who gloat and boast about the skills they wish they had. I'm not the type of guy who tells new players, "noobs", that they suck, I teach them the ropes.

[domenriono]

the nuber one way to tell your a noob. you think your good at it. and one with skills won't gloat, and is useally willing to help new players.

[Slixr]

13. If you make sht videos on youtube

[SupernovaLx]

10. You missed 10? 19. If you spell horribly wrong.

[nickolaaaw]

12. if u think u r pro and do a video like this 1

[malcolmXretlar]

wow I almost thought this whole video would be dedicated to my noobality, but I was wrong.. I didn't find anything that really hit me.

see you all online.. noob spraying my way through.

[aznangel4lif3]

my cousin friend lv 37 i think oo

[senalownedyou]

omg you are soo fukin funny

and you missed some some noobs think tbf is a hack! lol

[VaBoySneek]

you skipped 10...

[ineedhelpwiththings]

ya you are a noob cuz no one's a noob for throwing a smoke bomb at you!

[supern00b25]

u r the real noob

[krimnll]

12. if u spell lyk dis

[Joeke12]

He looks for a noob , i can pwn him in 3sec. stupid noob,  he disqust me !

[li7a2nvi3tb01]

lol its better to be a noob than a dumbass... go back to 2nd grade english...

[00GTArocks00]

Ain't funny.

[danielgog]

gj counting from 9-11

[fattypr1de]

haha for some reason this made me laugh o.o... iono why

[widdles78]

Ways to tell if your video is shit:

1)you miss out the number 10

2)you spell does wrong

3)you spell fuck wrong

now 'fck' off....

///... aparently

[GhettoSusake]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[masterdiver980]

bobasquad

[PowerEuroAdmin]

huh where is the nº 10?

[Sk8terboi357]

actually Getting up on that island ship there is pretty hard. for some people who do it alot they find it easy. but i can get up. + Its Not About lvl to judge if your pro or noob. The Skill You Have is to judge.

[masterhans12]

Actually, Im lvl 53 and I cant still get "up there".¿is there any trick?

[narutofan234]

hanging higher and higher

[masterhans12]

thx man, I used the hanging trick and made it ;)

[happyphcuk]

ohh and at lvl 21+ you shood be able to do a decent wall climb (if u cant ur a noob and wont survive in veteran channel)

[bwakrlz]

i cant... i have to bf my way up walls

[happyphcuk]

1.Noobs call ppl who spray noobs but most times sprayers r rlly pros

2.Noobs leave the game if they get killed to much

3.Noobs think you hack because you bf to much or to fast for them

4.Noobs call you noob but then end up getting owned

5.Noobs think they are so good after they kill you once but end up dieing first 2nd round

6.If your reading this you prolly are a noob coz if ur pro u no ur pro

(btw my frend gave me a link to dis)

[vichetwizzle5]

lmao i read this and im not a noob i can do decent k styles and stuff +i got 2 account 1 lvl 36 other lvl 33 :)

[bwakrlz]

ok leaving the game because you get killed too much is nt noob... cuz all u want is to lvl up. if u kno jolly well that if u keep dying and cant earn exp, you might as well leave than to waste time.

[Chezzyeye]

Playing gunz for a while now, Don't know loads of k-style only bf and slash shot mainly wall cancel and all that, i am far off a noob!

[denan30]

rofl medding enemies is common courtesy.

=="

If you got full hp and just want fair fight you med them...

[zeusiecake]

That was RETARDED. Go uninstall.

[DarkTube56]

lool funny

[slimeyboogerXD]

dude i cant read the text

[pwnagex1]

that guy u so kall pro can be lvl 15 A LIE?

[SoNotPro]

a noob makes fun of other noobs and think that they are pro themselves har har har

[Galden172007]

hahahaha suckiest video I have seen in a long time. Was nothing to it...it was all screenshots and paint. Also...I think you are a noob...if you don't just play. I like Gunz when there aren't 300 nubs whining...the shotgun spray is annoying but ...oh well what can you do right?

[imnoobish]

damm... i can't do #7

[RuttoVagante]

dress doesnt make u noob/pro, its skill da

[bladeswift2009]

11. A noob can't spell.

[girlsdigme101]

its because he boght it with his own money. like with real life money

[samtron77v]

how come his sword is glowing blue? where as everytime I use special weapon both sword and knife its just WHite almost yellow

[bennar]

LOL 9... 11...

xD

[girlsdigme101]

ok if i knew how to make a movie i would. but because i dont ill tell u. 1 a noob will run 2 a noob will spray 3 u will carry smoke bombs and flash bombs 4 noobs brag 5 noobs lag 6 noobs spend all there money on armour because they cant fight 7 noobs say u hack when u beat them because they suck 8 noobs always say that pop ups make them die 9 noobs will always leave a game if they always get killed because they suck 10 noobs will never bow befor a game. thanks.

[PwnDust]

dam u suk at gramurr

[imnoobish]

lol so do you!

[DrivenCoD]

your the noob

[Jokerzideoz]

Ummmmmmm space jump sucks only real pros can jump fast with wall jump XD Master Sprayer Here XD

[irulurul]

moron cant even count to 10 lmao stupid

[SillySam010]

shails is in 2 of my vids watch my vids!

[oop1127]

Ok ill just kill you quiekly

1. ur not pro if you have prems

2. ur not necesarily noob if u dont have prems

3. the points you said where stupid, some true but i bet your a fucked up newb too...

4. i would own you anyday within 1-5seconds

[verysoon1455]

prems are like tampons, every pussy needs them

it's true

[tatersalad4real]

dooooooood that's so stole from the saying "spraying is like a tampon, pussies need them"

[christianaclo]

the maker is a noob for example the fucker cant even count 1-10

[runey603]

Lmao your right... 9 - 11? wtf? lol, snugless5 is a noob.

[runey603]

Lmao your right... 9 - 11? wtf? lol, snugless5 is a noob.

[runey603]

Lmao your right... 9 - 11? wtf? lol, snugless5 is a noob.

[LlamaWarrior]

rofl, such a simple video, but everything here is soo true! lol

[iambryan1234]

lol i was like lmao

[penits]

YOU ARE THE COOLEST PIMP EVER

YOU

[Dethrened]

Yes thats what noobs do! But I think, people who uses dagger and shoot @ u when ur on the ground are noobs 2, aren't they?

Whatever 5 Stars

[poliser0]

this guy is probly a noob

[GunzPhean365]

Yeah u missed #10 smart ass

[MafiaDelJefe]

Or, you know your a noob if you cant count 1-11...... you missed #10

[organization100]

lol "hidding in place that u think i cant see u"

[AidaDGunZ]

11.if you use an element

[DaUltimateShadow]

dude all pros say that rockets should b banned cause they all fcking cheap so stfu

[jomisakin]

AW, this game is cool. but i got banned even though i never hacked, so gay..

[durmenkey]

your idiotacy astounds me... good counting btw... im glad you made this video... it takes a noob to know one right?

[decapitatedtoe]

you kinda missed number 10 btw

[oop1127]

i know alot of people with prems that suck... so if u got prems ur not immediately pro... i got no prems in ijji and i own alot of people EASY know why? cuz i got SKILL

[sevencardinalsins]

no, your still a noob with no prems

[mxmxm1]

lol

[Kellychin3326]

Number 3,4,5 is soo funny xD

[CtrlAltDaLEET]

so... premium cunts with lots of money are pro?

[sevencardinalsins]

um, duh

[james4lyfe87]

Lol number 6 would bekinda stupid if someone did it lol.

[jsaaib1230]

Totally Retarted But Unfortunately Funny.

[crystyxn]

wtf nubs that throw smokies lol

[SerjsBrother]

hey why the bad rating, i like it ^^

[keetsisjewish]

what faggot plays gunz?

[MaietGunzRockx]

Stfu asshole

[frovilzin]

noob

[coolvideos911]

f-ing noobs

[DavieMcCool]

lol did you put fck because your mommy would smack you if she saw you swear?

[masterquest91]

Does your name contain "McCool" because you're 5 years old?

[DavieMcCool]

lol

i wish i hadnt chosen that name

and sorry for my comment lol

daviemccool is a little commic i made in school yeeeaaars ago

[savag3band4t2]

you forgot number 10,after nine u jumped to 11

[CtrlAltDaLEET]

how to tell you're a noob

when you use: Your

in this sentence: You're gay