Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing

[doggy82002]

He will contract shaken man-child syndrome when he grows up.

[MsRifle]

Thumbs up if you didnt hear a word the others were saying. You only heard the Congressman and his son :D

[AdmiralBetas]

The dad's protests are funnier than the kid lol

"I need you to exercise maturity >:| "

[crysta2k2]

Where is my congressional switch????

[mrfuzzles92]

*Slaps head* "I shoulda had a Trojan!"

[Manadox97]

Look, it's the tea party! Oh wait it's just Dillian.

[paultheuglydog]

Why doesnt congress have a day care center? How many times has this happened?

[TheYouwontgetit]

american children do not behave well...

[TheSpeedPlays]

I like that kid. He would make politics watchable.

[D4rQW4v3]

you little shit :D:D

[Foxtrot1213]

"shut up!!!"

[BusterXXXL]

Dillan is GOP

[kljMN2]

Our "beloved" Congress... hard at "work"... LMAO

[ColeAra]

hahahaha XDDD now thats ADHD i like that kid

[DaRetardion]

haha i love the onion. it always brightens up my day.

[minecrafter233]

'ow you hurt me'

[kibakibakiba1]

really your a congressman and you cant get a nanny or umshit

[ThePeteAwesome]

I for one like that both the top comments are the same

[novaxp1]

Just so everyone knows, this is made by The Onion.

It's fake...

[YourCuntingDaughter]

@novaxp1 ...!??! It's on their channel? Where is the confusion?!

[bollocks2who]

@YourCuntingDaughter your cunting daughter???!! Really?? The exorcist...ROFL!!

[xrangerx777x]

where's the baby shaker when you need it?

[SignalRecon]

Thats the fucking kid thats in every non-family restaurant in town when you want to eat a 40$ steak with a side of STFU.

[iGatorNation]

Is this seriously real?

[ZachLanglais]

well of course, he's from Connecticut

[darealzpimp]

spoiled brat

[Neosaigo]

I know this is onion, but maybe it is time we consider stop insisting on family values.

We all know what happens to men and women when they get married, their competence level and their hopes and dreams drops severely. LOL

[EchoBoomer1987]

How did I get here from a Gmod video?!?

[juozaspo]

THAT LITTLE BA$STARD

[Squeredead]

Shut up!

[mdumas43073]

"I WANT MANUELA!!! WHERE'S MANUELA?!!"

"She's in Guadalajara, I already told you!"

[mdumas43073]

The dad sounds a little like Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs. Kramer "Don't you dare touch that ice cream" mode.

[Thegearsdude1235]

Thats a cool ass fire truck

[kingricky71]

this just shows you need to beat your kids when they misbehave.

[MrViele83]

he goes to jail for calling babies bad words

[TheShehan123]

LMAO!

[epicSMGfan]

SHOOT THE LIMBS ISSAC

[MikeleeII]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[Hunedpcl7]

"Dillon you little s***!"

[WarrantCyanide]

Yet another failed abortion. Damn.

[Muovivaha]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[MrLolcatsXD]

lol abrupt calm music just makes it funnier

[Icy6222]

lol "use the crayon and be quiet please!"

[george77772moons]

Kill it, and I'll call it a late abortion.

[bran147012]

This is why parents put leashes on their children.....

[ZulMega]

FAKE

[jauffRINDIR]

@ZulMega lol

[WoodBallzWDBZ]

@ZulMega Really...I woulda never guessed!

[d3221ck]

at least he lost his job

[GregTom2]

Did anyone understand anything they were saying, at all?

[opplerdop]

haha, oh wow

[hamrite]

where was mom?

[thecapone45]

Boy oh boy if only CSPAN were like this! LOL

[TheYankeeGadfly]

lol, hes like "yea well i hate you too right now, crap everybody heard that, didnt they?" lol

[theisoganders]

is this REAL...? or a JOKE...>.<'?!

[thecapone45]

@theisoganders real.

[MzDark]

@theisoganders lol it's a joke

[theisoganders]

is this a sketch...!? or a JOKE...>.<'!?

[Kenjo333]

I would find this funny except children aren't allowed in courtrooms of law and most court houses these days have nurserys for that purpose.... at least in LA county

[librequito]

;-D

[325982668]

it's like watching canadian or british parliament

[maxofthetitans]

WHAT THE FIRETRUCK!?

[hutchy1k94]

That kid is in some deep shit now...

[LicenceToVideo]

It's not real, it's onion news. :P

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@LicenceToVideo

Of course it's real. Didn't you watch the news a few years back? This was on LIVE TV.

[jasa159]

@nisbahmumtaz909 Yes but all of the adults was that age

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@jasa159

Hah, touche.

[SuperGibsonguy]

This can't be real...

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@SuperGibsonguy

Come on now. OF COURSE IT'S REAL. Didn't you see the news a year or two ago? This was on LIVE TV.

[SuperGibsonguy]

@nisbahmumtaz909 I'm from Britain man...

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@SuperGibsonguy

Oh. That's too bad.

[SuperGibsonguy]

@nisbahmumtaz909 Yeah :(

[S13RR4ll7]

DYLAN YA LITTLE SHIT!!!

[wornwinger]

it's nice to see it happen to someone else.

[waffiki]

wasted my time and not funny...

[mynameisbackwards]

REMOVE TRUCK

[IAmIsNigh]

is this for real?

[MetalViking1992]

rofl at the title of the video ahahaha!

[stevezes]

lol

[TheRealdealdude2]

LMFAO

[TheRealdealdude2]

'Dillion You Little Shit'!

[Snowboarding182]

holy shit I had that exact same fire engine toy when I was a kid like 14 years ago, its got 4 lil red buttons on the side that make noises, never seen one since

[mrgames4people]

If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?

[RattusNorvegicus100]

@mrgames4people um not funny

[sensoriussupremus]

"What does Manuela do when you act like this, huh?"

[McPrfctday]

It's the kid who wrote The Fast and The Furious series!

[Ace4929]

I love how the other congressmen just go on as if nothing is happening lol

and because i know some moron is gonna say it, i know that it isnt real

[Bellcart]

@Ace4929 it's real. it was on the news

[thelonelion]

you know, i got to ask the dad, what did you expect bringing a four year old to a meeting

[cadetmaster6]

HAHAHAHAHA

[josefpanes]

Hahaha

[DCNCIDER]

LMAO the Onion News is always great.

[Serayanas]

fake



[BISlover544]

@Serayanas O RLY?

[cadetmaster6]

@Serayanas no shit , its onion , cocksucker

[Serayanas]

@cadetmaster6 no shit, im a girl

[toooldforsex666]

hahahahahah  helarious

[24komodo]

well, at least the kid's screaming is better than justin beiber's singing!

[qualitynq]

dylan you little shit!

[ODST0909]

@MEareCAT

Are you Fuking stupid? Or just Retarded?

[thesamdogxx]

So fake

[djtrixen]

@thesamdogxx Um... duh.

[cblacksh]

This isn't true!

[supernovaitup]

Lucky catch, dude.

[ThisBoyTV]

"i hate u too... u little shit" :)

[a211pc]

This is a joke right ..he can't spank him ..? He is an axxhole both the kid and the congressman ..

[Camohat100]

i fucking hate children. all fucking children.

[0quandor0]

@Camohat100 You hate yourself?

[Camohat100]

@0quandor0 no

[MEareCAT]

This is why I can't stand kids.

[titanjew]

thats why you use condoms

[wicketts16]

first not funny onion news i have ever seen

[tomalotube]

2:02

dylan:SHUDUP!

dad; dylan you little shit!!!

[cashyaug]

was there honestly noone else in town to watch this kid? shit, he should have just thrown him in the coat closet for the meeting at least.

[bmacdonald1000]

I love how when people make statements that are clearly jokes in the comment section, somebody just has to respond telling them how clearly wrong they are. I love the Onion because of it's satirical genious, but the comment sections of their videos are what make them so great. It truly is incompetence at it's best

[OSDolphin]

Son... I am dissapoint!

[lianxiang]

poor

[viking977]

what a little shit

[Beeevaaa]

I don't understand why people have kids

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@Beeevaaa

To continue the human race. Maybe. I mean, survival is pretty important and everything. But if you don't feel so, then well...okay.

[666snowqueen]

@Beeevaaa because when they are not talking they are kinda cute

[zippyweinstein]

@Beeevaaa  Wishful thinking and ignorance

[PwnedPaul]

DYLAN IS DAD TROLLER SHIT HEAD

2:02 Shut Up - DYLAN YOU LIITE SHIT!.

.-.

[benzieproductions]

"dylan!!!!!!YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

[DarkLink6590]

Wait, I'm confused, who were the children here?

[SableWoozl]

@DarkLink6590 The commenters.

[wannytheviking]

This is fake.

[JlStudiosHQ]

@wannytheviking no shit sherlock -_-

[bubblemuffinxp]

o_o

[TyphoonBenny59]

SHADDOP!

[TheRobobum]

God I wanna smack that kid, please let me smack him!

[jboyko3]

Oh, I so love "The Onion". When the nonsense of normal political discourse in this country starts to make me pull my hair out, I know "The Onion" will always be there as my figurative "Rogaine" to help grow back some more...

[EtherealEld]

Rofl is this real?

[Angela5931]

übrigens bin so unglücklich

[pwcf5]

Was this a " take your kid to work day " the experts are telling us about, how dads will bond with their kids and all that.??? lol.

[mack8511]

Beat his ass.



[Y2JROCKFAN]

they can't even control their own children, and u expect them to control us?

[Dejimon458]

@Y2JROCKFAN Idiot, first- this is regarding the Stock Exchange. This isn't congress/senate/ any political people. And this is fake... And just because someone can't control their children doesn't mean they can't control a country. If you were the president of the U.S. you would have a nanny for your kids.

[Y2JROCKFAN]

@Dejimon458 i know it's fake, u damn moron, and the title says "Congressman's son won't shut the hell up"

It is meant to be the Onion commenting on how our own leader can't even control their own children, and we expect them to control the US, so u just got ur ass handed to u junior, now get back in line. It is also meant to be a metaphor in case u didn't know.

[zomgtehrei]

took me a while to see the onion watermark!

[asabayerocks]

BeAt the shit outta him

[junga00]

2:01 DYLAN YA LIL SHIT!!!!! - prob. what my dad would say if i did that :D

[marcabane]

1:25 "what does your moma do when you act like this ah?" ROFL!!

[jadeyes914]

this wouldn't have happened with asian parents

there's a reason why you don't see many asian kids act like this

they will not take your bullshit!

[musicluva13579]

I want you to practice maturity (he takes out a firetruck) LMAO

[PrankCallTerrorists]

hahahahahahah should of aborted him eh

[KB24akaRonald]

I'm actually trying to follow the topic...

[splashlog01]

Legalise abortion

[vincentwang]

Where's the boy's mum?

[MrSafetymeeting]

He should leave that little bastard in the car if he's going to disrupt proceedings.

[MrAbadabas]

2:03 my fav part! Dylan you little shit!!!!!!!!!!

[MrOnlyOne52]

this is ovi faked :P

But funny as hell haha

[Kampex]

LMAO, you little shit....

[1sedition1]

The Onion does its work so well I was actually getting pissed off at this kid.

[SpAmHaCk123]

Is this real?

[VoteAdamLambert]

@SpAmHaCk123 its a joke

[Komanator117]

maybe he shoulda put the kid in the backpack...

[Ghettobusters2]

@Komanator117 And hung him on a coat rack.

[dsSLAY3R]

Dylan, ya little shit!

[GreeceOTOT]

i've noticed a lot of dylans grow up to be truble makers

[ajolson323]

@GreeceOTOT that's funny cuz so have i....

[notthatinnocent86]

theres this new word called "issues"

[DoyenOfDestruction]

You embarrass me in front of my colleges, and you're seriously going to regret your choices today... I LOL'D

[rageagaintstheNWO]

Its one thing if a kid act's like that in a restaurant, but it's a completly different thing if actual "adults"act like that. Like when i was in a restaurant with my buddys, these two redneck woman kept laughing, with this painful high pitched laugh, that could shatter windows and torture highly trained elite soldiers who would puncture their ears with forks just to stop the pain.

[NarutoFanBoyie]

that kids lucky he has a white parent...

Black Parent: SHUT YO ASS UP!!! *BITCHSLAP*

Asian Parent: *says something in foreign language and gives the child a menacing stare*

[kreugerpranka]

@NarutoFanBoyie Oh yeah, theres no doubt about that, my moms chinese she sometimes did that when I was little.

[Canizarezqw]

Its easy to tell that its fake.. Just watch the people in the back of Hastings.

They are looking at the wrong way

[Toodierose]

I fell over in fits of laughter, reminding me of our little grandson and when he comes to visit!!!! Hysterical!!!

[DJ91990]

OMG LOL! Too bad this is staged. Imagine if this was REAL! This would be front page news and that congressman would SO be FIRED!

[SableWoozl]

@DJ91990 A bunch of children bickering in a courtroom...isn't that a day in the life of Congress?

[tootoot123]

@SableWoozl If Pro is good and Con is bad, then isn't Congress the opposite of Progress.

[NoisemakerArrow]

@tootoot123 No. "Pro" means "for", "con" means "against", as in "contrary". There is no good and bad. The "pro" in "progress" means "forward", whereas the "con" in "congress" means "together". The opposite of "progress" is "regress". Think before spouting hackneyed witticisms.

[tootoot123]

@NoisemakerArrow Good job at using wikipedia and google translate...

[NoisemakerArrow]

@tootoot123 Actually, shithead, some of us are smarter. And even if I had looked it up in order to make you look like a moron, I'd still be right and you'd still be a moron.

[tootoot123]

@NoisemakerArrow Thats great

[MissWinner247]

Omg! He said that he hated his son! I am shocked and appalled by this!!!