Chocolate Salty Balls

[xXweeworldXx]

i love this

[fieldhockey1458]

hahahahahahahahaha i <3 this haha

[MrCoop1305]

I like that song once I went into class and I sang it out loud and my fat ranger teacher took me

Down to the principals office

[IShotYouNot]

Wow. Epic sax. solo. Sung this in the library. Left out the ingredients list though. Nobody needs those. And they think im a sex addict.

[SnowPratol]

My school showed me this songg!(Y)

[Hindukush1001]

The Blow-Job Anthem, stand up and salute with your d...SHUT YOUR MOUTH

[RedRoboticRabbit]

0:45 xD

[TehMagic159]

Am I the only one that tried to actually make chocolate balls based off this song?

[salpi23]

hahhahaahhahha... nice

[rottencotten]

Chef your presence is strongly missing from South Park R.I.P.

[StonecycleRocks]

in our acoustic days we played this at every gig and open mic night we ever played! Always went down smooth ;) it even inspired a very saucy old lady to stop our singer on the way out of the pub and say 'i'd suck your salty balls anytime' with a knowing wink and a slight sex offender expression on her face.

[Cedarlover123]

:)

[coldkiller236]

when i went to the principles he asks "why would u play such a gross thing?" i say it was for cooking class lol

[goofygooberaustin]

@coldkiller236

Micheal SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALWZ :O

[ClownzGiveAids69]

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites Half a stick of butter, meeeelted.. Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls, Stick 'em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls

[rocketman5989]

r.i.p. issaac aka chef. you shall be missed

[mickspdonaghy]

Making these now!

[MrYougotpawned]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooollllllllllllllll­

[peachyindetroit]

Im so gonna try this!

[ZombiesMustDie100]

in school we were finding out what our birth song was and my cousine got detention because this was his birthsong

[littlekeets321]

maltesese!!!!(cant spell) :))

[jthbulldog]

Best. Song. EVAR

[rikster100]

This is alex's fave song ;)

[KrisyIyorah]

weird.......

[coldkiller236]

played this in english class... i got two detentions.... TOTALLY WORTH IT!!

[AgentBryden]

@coldkiller236 hahahahahahahhaha clever :)

[xDathms]

@coldkiller236 LIKE A BOSS

[DarknessQueen10101]

@coldkiller236 Ur my hero!!! <333 x3

[ComradeKage]

@coldkiller236 I pledge allegiance to you. You are an Idol, Tho i already graduated.... Might walk through with this song haha

[MrGoats13]

@coldkiller236 i remeber tht michael

[TheDoseisfresh]

@coldkiller236 Ironic how you have 69 likes

[cololoco44]

RIP

rebirth in progress

[Kanierd]

It sounds a bit like Jimi Hendrix...

[llolz6]

R.I.P Isaac Hayes

[Neptun359]

Chef we all miss you and your songs !!!

[tWISTYOxzzz]

this freaking rocks.

[chesterbe76]

WTF

[CliffRomer]

@needmoney4booze Isaac, not micheal.

[mrspeshall]

i try making it following the recipe when i finished it was messy but GUUUD

[wrightphillipys]

Right i've added the cup of flour now wha............ wtf?

[J12e34r56k69]

this song gives you hormones

[J12e34r56k69]

this song gives hormones

[TheDeathMonkeyShow]

They at least should try to get chef back for the last season of the show. Im sure they could work it out

[X360ISAIAH]

@TheDeathMonkeyShow Michael Hayes died in 2008 so i doubt it will work

[NeedMoney4Booze]

@TheDeathMonkeyShow but it wouldent be the same :'(

[GNAWalker1992]

I would love to try them if there a recipe available.

[MrKungfucarrot123]

@GNAWalker1992 The whole song is giving you the recipe.

[GNAWalker1992]

Who wouldn't love Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls?

[crazycracka71]

lmao



[superCalzer]

I have a sneaking suspicion that he's not talking about Maltesers

[EmoKitteh100]

omg this is soo gay

[JazzyXxxHorsePonyMad]

What. Have. I. Just. Watched? Lol... I think...

[12coollen]

wow



[Sega778]

16 people can suck on my chocolate salty balls!

[Diogo280191]

Has anyone else noticed that, there's no salt in the salted chocolate balls recipe? o.O

[dragnrider9]

@Diogo280191 the sweat that drips off turns to salt... lol

[MinimaxMaximax]

@Diogo280191 YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE BUTTER!

[PandaBoo92]

@Diogo280191 or chocolate? loooool

[Diogo280191]

@PandaBoo92 there is lol around 1:20

[PandaBoo92]

@Diogo280191 aah. XD 

[GiGiKitty311]

lmao i never knew there was a full version of this song :D

[PiiiHarri]

SUK MA BALS

[drunkengermangiraffe]

he hadd to finish writing the song even when his are balls were on fire

[defleppard2]

Chef knows how to keep his bitches in line lol

[oralboytoy]

Anyone else notice the allusion to One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer?

[ChArLie360115]

2 tablespoons of cinnamon, 2 or 3 eggs white, a half a stick of butter mmmmmelted, stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon, mix in a cup of flour and you'll be in heaven soon

[duvalinhn]

@ChArLie360115 first you gotta preheat the oven to "tree fiddy." ;)

[GoblinWizardry]

chocolate salty balls, groovy

[JohnMogwai]

16 people suck the wrong balls

[rocketthumbs]

played this song over xbox live and got entire lobby to bust up laughing. absolutly everyone was laughing the entire song.

[pmksandman]

3rd day, still can't stop listening, tired, need sleep, but can't stop yet O.O

[niyamassey1234]

i made this

[LaughAtMe67]

Thumbs up if you made these!

[pmksandman]

epic things are just epic :)

[Pancake178]

Hahahahaha :) Loving It :) x

[22Sheky]

Stick em in ya mouth and suck em!

[cololoco44]

15 women with black boyfriends saw this video

[DeathsG]

I copied the recipe

[cololoco44]

stick em in yo mouth and suck em

[TheSammakkomies]

Tay Zonday! Please make your version of chocolate balls!

[Megapitbull100]

15 people cant make choclate salty balls ;)

[cololoco44]

baby

YOU JUST BURNED MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS

[cololoco44]

the recipe is in the song

[TheTomWIlliams]

i wanna play this in a club one day

[ysmn125]

Lol, you had fun writing the lyrics?

[uwlwsrpm]

@ysmn125 Why, it's just a candy recipe right :)

[1ianthegreat]

I just can't stop laughing with this song, even after all these years! On karaoke it's just excellent!

[alexandermadden1987]

Even chocolate salty balls is good for you but it's bad for your teeth

[maxorama9]

@Mrdynastylegen WELL 24 CAN SUCK ON MINE

[TheHipocrit]

I tried to make this, it diddent turn to chocolate

[jimmyboy51]

say everybody have you seen my balls?

[gusrobinson]

Has anyone tried to make these chocolate salty balls?

[HeavyMetalViking89]

@gusrobinson Only Chef can make these legendary balls

[MrBusterkill2k11]

THATS A FUKIN SICK TUNE THE BEAT IS LEGEND MAN

[TheSwaggman100]

fiend dot net!!!



[Diogo280191]

mm, i have a weird craving for salty chocolate balls now...

[energy1wave]

:))) this is actually quite stupid but funny:)))

[Katana991]

I miss Chef. :(

[joshua6019]

Epic fail at writing out the song dumbass go Bak to school and learn how to listen properly fucking dumbass.

[blesstheawesomeness]

lyrical fail...

[xxgummy22xx]

@blesstheawesomeness wow...this song is amazzing! lol :) and ur not!

[blesstheawesomeness]

@xxgummy22xx your lyrics arent right though. the real once are great!

[Hulk2k6]

I remember they were playing this on an episode of football years and showed the clip of that time Dwight Yorke slid into the goalpost and took a right knock in his goolies!

[ilovemama26]

"BABY YOU BETTER GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN" chef knows how to keep his bitches in check

[mightyAunicorn]

14 people can suck chef's Chocolate Salty Balls!

[CokeSupply]

@boblyrf We also call it "britain" lol

[Shebeepup]

R.I.P. Isaac Hayes (Chef), we you! ♥

This song his hilarious!

[n00b4g31]

14 people didn't have the ingredients.

[ultimate97gogeta]

y he had 2 die

[StarvingSub]

I tried this...... not bad!

[zarla100]

chef is best south park character

[Starshock1995]

@zarla100

I actually agree there. He is nice, usually level headed, and memorable to say the least.

[Garciamarcus18]

@zarla100 I feel bad to say was...:\ I miss him on the show.

[DezzCour]

My boyfriend got me addicted to this song within a day, i know the lyrics my heart <3 (: haahh

[LesbianMeatball]

1:10 best part. Hahaha.

[WTRTeam]

the dislike bar is like lady gagas penis,small and not supposed to be there

[SgtBradleyJ]

@WTRTeam lol 

[fantage14leona14]

i love this song cuz its rong

[iAmBacher]

RIP isac Hayes

[DanFindling]

damn he had great voice

[doggie11able]

omg lol

[TheMisscustard1]

I think I killed Isaac by burning his balls? No, I am not being racist, I feel sad that he died, but I'm having a laugh and joke

[shadow271992]

so, here am i sitting on the computer. my grandma is watching tv, she starts flipping channels then suddenly "OOO suck on my chocolate salty baaalls!" i have never laughed so hard in my life. then i came too listen too the rest of the song.

[TheMcfw]

Rest in peace Isaac Hayes <3...

[MrDynastylegen]

14 people can suck on my chocolate salt balls!!

[RateArtist]

@MrDynastylegen if you choose to place a un original comment like that, at least type salty right. its annoying enough that those comments still excist.

[MrDynastylegen]

@RateArtist are you sucking on my chocolate salty balls???

please stop sucking...

at putting spelling correction comments.

i was tired at the time i put that comment up. i bet you would have done the same in my position...

[RateArtist]

@MrDynastylegen lol, still no imagination... and that's no excuse for posting comments like that.

[MrDynastylegen]

@RateArtist so, your insulting me, not anyone else, because:

1) my comment was one of the top comments,

2) i put salt instead of salty,

3)my comment refers to the number of dislikes this video has,

so what, i doesn't take much to type in a comment...

are you jealous?.. lol

i can predict what your replay could be...

[RateArtist]

@MrDynastylegen oaky, i wasn't jealous, and if you predicted i would say that, that's not that impressive, because that's obvious. I'm just saying i hate top comments like that, its like you beg for thumbs up or something.. well whatever your reply may be, I won't be answering because this is getting kinda useless.

[MrDynastylegen]

@RateArtist just to say, i didn't ask or beg to be top comment, people... just votes...

[Mca421]

@RateArtist Thanks Tips

[pSyChoSahi]

SO SUCK ON MAH BAHWLZ!!!!

[therockconnor]

my balls are on fire!!!!!!!!! lol

[NotArber]

It's "If you ever need a quick 'pick-me-up', just stick my balls in your mouth."

[Riiiiiich555]

best riff ever at 1:12

[vocalboost]

LOL!!! xD

[Fieldsfangirl28]

RIP Chef ( Issac Hayes) this is Genius :) Thank you Trey and Matt for your humor lol

[sgtjor1234]

Am i the only one who ACTUALLY tried this?

[bareakon]

@sgtjor1234 how did it go?

[AgentCarter]

@sgtjor1234 i second that. howd they taste?

[sgtjor1234]

@AgentCarter Actually not that good lol

[AgentCarter]

@sgtjor1234 ah, well too bad. did they turn out big and salty and brown?

[sgtjor1234]

@AgentCarter Brown yes, kinda big, and salty

[keylanbryer14]

14 people got no balls

[JBluvsMW]

Isaac Hayes died!!!????????????

[KillSomeNoobsToday]

...What comes out if you try making these?

[djdaimo95]

AND COCK!!!

[djdaimo95]

I like big, black, sticky balls.

[HuDaFuK]

@IgorVolodja Lol I had a mate who made them too, they tasted pretty good but they collapsed in the oven so they weren't really balls... Sorry Chef.

[SunsetWingman]

It's a bass solo not a sax...

[djdaimo95]

R.I.P. To Isaac Hayes.

[sleepless4201]

14 people burned their balls

[TheRowingBadger]

Love this! <3 <3

[GrimeSelection]

Just so ridiculous. . . .

[DracoGoon]

in russia balls suck you!

[dylanrules1231]

that is funny

[dylanrules1231]

lol

[damfruiti123]

two table of sinemon lol

[BIGCHEESYC0W]

Love this! Wish I was black :(

[wackywaldo100]

ITS BARRY WHITE

[MsCherrylovee]

omg LOL

[reecedudden]

RIP CHEF

[tttar]

He never said to add salt, either.

[tttar]

He neglected to specify whole wheat flour earlier, since he claimed his balls were high in fiber at 2:13. White flour only has 1.6 grams of fiber per cup.

I wonder how many Chocolate Salty Ball-eating South Park viewers had suboptimal digestive experiences because they labored under the false impression given them. I smell a class-action lawsuit.

[Pooky1991]

LOL Chef was beast:D

[pdqtutorials]

There is nothing rude about this song(unless you've a dirty mind)!

[homeboyshawn]

rip issic hass

[Kagomafan5]

Ill never be able to eat a whopper again, without remembering this song!!! Lol, when i do eat them though, i'll be singing this song!!!!!

[theSavageHippie]

So has anybody ever tried to follow this recipe?

[MrJJ4000]

Hell yes! Irish and British spelling forever! Fibre mothertruckers! Fibre FTW! Woot!

[smallggal]

i think ill listen to this song everytime i have maltesars XD

[MRjuggerNAUT77]

0:47-1:12 is my favorite part laugh my ass off listening to this!

[MrPeacequiet]

hahahah