Joan Rivers Live At The Apollo Part 1

[nicobolso]

5:49 "own buddy at camp"... already made that joke in the 80's

[PhantomPiney]

Ahh.........Joan Rivers one of the best. You made my day.  :) Priceless.

[spiderlegs1987]

You're the mother of god, LOOK IT!

[PiotrekPraski]

and I still love her... she should be preserved... well.. she does her best!

[queenizye]

I'M ANGELINA YOU JENNIFER,

C'MON BITCH YOU SEE WHERE BRAD @!!!

[Squizree]

lol omg rude Mary joke

[watsinyrwallet]

gok suckers !

[sdasher69]

Joan is the bitch

[pettymolly]

why do american women ruin their face. age with grace is better than that

[JamieOwen05]

lol at joe swash acting like a twat behind craig

[dkjayjay]

She is so funny, in souch an intelligent way, that you cant believe that she's american.

[oogallecta]

ugh.. joan rivers x[

[Klash92]

She's so funny.

[SenseiAshley87]

you have the coolest screename i have ever seen lol

[spiritofryu]

i wonder if anyone tried to beat up gok wan that night cause i know i would have xD

[teazombie14]

I don't care what anyone says, Joan will always be a favourite comedienne of mine. ;)

[ladychris007]

If you hate her so much why watch?Joan Rivers has been doing raunchy comedy for years and talks about herself also so go suck it....

[stevesg92]

I like how she says " It's just" after every joke

[watsinyrwallet]

@stevesg92 i didnt notice it till i read this D; you bastard D:

[BoysieOllyKaleb]

she always says 'it is just' when she knows people are gonna laugh lol, its great xxx

[elijahw06]

@BoysieOllyKaleb I think it's the opposite: she keeps saying that in case they DON'T laugh. Comedians know timing is everything, so to prevent bad timing, they will use those little sentences immediately after a joke. If the joke bombs, they simply carry on with the sentence they already started, reducing the impact of the bad joke on the flow of their show.

[pettymolly]

shes adorable

[31fan5k1y]

What did she say at 3:00-3:02 "He said 'coffee....'"

really confused and I need it for some coursework research :) taa x

[jimmicreesti]

@31fan5k1y coffee enemas... don't get it. coursework research?

[jimmicreesti]

@31fan5k1y her doctor prescribed she stuck coffee beans up her arse to be on the show

[heyheyheyheyhi14]

i love how she tells a joke , then laughs and says "it was just.. haha" (:

[mjhart123]

Joan is one of the best female comedians. Her along with Ellen Degeneres, Wanda Sykes and Jo Brand make the perfect blend of comedy : D love Joan

[patricks98]

OMG kathy griffin who?! Joan Rivers is WAY funnier!!

[shaunmm2k]

Luv that woman! She's an icon

[MrEffTee]

Loooool count how many times she says "it is just"

[DeadJesus100]

JOAN RIVERS THE LOW LIFE SCUM WHORE

SUPPORTS FUR

SKINNING ANIMALS ALIVE

SOMEONE SHOULD SKIN THIS UGLY BITCH ALIVE

[Be1smaht]

@DeadJesus100 who caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaares? its fur it GROWS BAAAAACK ! lol

[sophia1996100]

@DeadJesus100 Oh really ?! Why personally target her ? Everyday millions of people wear fur/leather ect.

[DeadJesus100]

@sophia1996100 because this is her video. J Lo the witch does it too

[sophia1996100]

@DeadJesus100 Well instead of slagging people off on here, why not go do something about it, if it really bothers you that much

[auggiej1]

Dude shes not dead

[LilacStar82]

 RIP Joan

[DeadJesus100]

Joan Rivers looks like an ugly alien that funny sick bitch

[TheAriark]

Joan you rock gurl!

[pettymolly]

Fantastic lady. So funny =))

[Lucifera1011]

Coffee enemas!.... I can never go back to Starbucks, but the point is... XD

[autodafeh242]

A Legend...

[nelsoncarmo26]

She's so funny...

[Destro7000]

Her entire routine consists of the punchline: "IT WAS JUST"

[SandrineSoprano]

Lovely lady

[sami786]

This aint even funny, and btw the aactual crowd were not laughing that loud. NO WHERE NEAR THAT LOUD. i was there

[ChelseaSXC101]

@sami786 im pree sure shes a funny bitch,, so i would be laughingg that loud if i was there..

[cjm608]

I LOVE HER!!!

[DeadJesus100]

Joan is a funny low life scum whore.

This retarded old bitch supports skinning animals alive

Fur

[JordeeVee]

@DeadJesus100

Who doesn't?

[DeadJesus100]

@JordeeVee get fucked retard

[ChelseaSXC101]

@DeadJesus100 are youuuh fucking retarded ? if youhh dont like her, theeeen maybe try not watching it? dumbass.

[DeadJesus100]

@ChelseaSXC101 learn how to spell dumb bitch

[ChelseaSXC101]

@DeadJesus100 fuckk up. im not fuckingg stupid i know how to spell, i prefer too write it my own way - buhh youhh know just cos youhh have nothingg else to say youhh comment on how i like to spell things. dumb cunt.

[DeadJesus100]

@ChelseaSXC101 LOL

Joan Rivers is a funny ugly sick whore

[ChelseaSXC101]

@DeadJesus100 cool. pree sure shes aa funnier cunt then youll ever be. and that 'funny ugly sickk whore' is richerr cunt thenn youll ever be. jeallous muuch bro?

[DeadJesus100]

@ChelseaSXC101 she's a funny infected ugly cunt

[ChelseaSXC101]

@DeadJesus100 yeeh and youhh look any better ?,, shes over seventyyy and for her age,, shes a sexy cunt.

[DeadJesus100]

@ChelseaSXC101 the bitch looks like a monkey

[ChelseaSXC101]

@DeadJesus100 do she doesnt are youhh fuckingg retarded or some shit ? get some fucking glasses cunt, shes a sexy cuntt;

[DeadJesus100]

@ChelseaSXC101 joan is an ugly infected cunt

you must be the ugliest person in the world

get a lobotomy faggot

[ChelseaSXC101]

@DeadJesus100 how the fuckk am the ugliestt person in the worldd,, andd na broo shes a sexy cuntt,, im pree sure youhh should make upp youhhr mind,, naa im not fuckked in the head cunt,, go get checked outt cos youhh sound like youhh have a lotta fucking problems cunt..

[DeadJesus100]

@ChelseaSXC101 take your meds fag

[ChelseaSXC101]

@DeadJesus100 naa cunt  i dont take drugss cos not everyones as cool as youh bro.

[Aranel1200]

@DeadJesus100 if you are obsessed with fags so much, why don't you marry one?

[DeadJesus100]

@Aranel1200 why dont you suck one douchebag?

[tonka998]

Did anyone else notice Joe Swash, (Mickey from EastEnders), make funny faces behind Craig Revell-Horwood? 02:22 ... Hahaa!

[thescottlaw]

You're the mother of god...look it!

[happymyster]

I had almost finished this clip, wondering why there were so many white people at the Apollo, and how she could get away with swearing there, and why there were so many England references, before I realized ... oh, THAT Apollo!

[RohRohToday]

5 ppl own bars frequented by the Irish.

[soiherduliekmudkipz2]

It is just...

[JapaneseWomanTy]

IT IS JUST! It was just!

[Mobee211]

When I was in college (2003 or so) my friend worked in the Cape Cod Melody Tent that summer and Joan was performing. My friend said Joan was so down to earth...askedmy friend to run to CVS and grab some concealer...handed her a wad of cash and when my friend asked what kind she said 'whatever is cheapest honey and keep the change darling." Just down to earth and awesome.

[zjd92]

Joan Rivers and Phylis Diller are the funniest old ladies ever. Legends.

[x51havoc]

"A little shitty menorah that some angry puerto rican lit backwards..."

[evildevilgirl02]

I don't know a thing about fashion, so could somebody name the designer clothing Joan put on Mary?

My favorite line: "You're the mother of God, look it!"

[TheLololopop]

@evildevilgirl02 chanel suit, manelo blanics (heels), and a louis vuitton pocketbook

[yngguy4u]

@evildevilgirl02 can someone name them? She named them? What?

[Whitemilkenator]

Looks count, education plukk. Peeping tom saw me & pull down the shades, my gynecologist examines me through telephone. Best line ever!

[roseatvirginia]

you´re the mother of God, look it! :D:D

[everybodylovesmex]

What about fucking home first? You want a thin, starving, black child? Don't go to fucking Africa, how about Nicole Richie?

I seriously busted out laughing at that line! Joan Rivers is freaking brilliant!

[gyqz]

Arseraptor.....I like your name!!! hahahahahaha

[potsiiscool]

Joan Rivers does mean-spirited comedy the way it should be done...I mean she is controversial and extreme but at the end of the day she is making fun of hollywood with statements like "it's all about the looks"...it's 100% satire

[SilverShadowMusic]

"All I ever heard growing up was: "Why can't you be like your cousin Sheila, why can't you be like your cousin Sheila?! ... Sheila died at childbirth."

LOL! I love her! :D

[NickyParisComedy]

SO FUNNY! met joan a few weeks ago and she is SO nice and SO supportive of other comedians. AMAZING person

CHECK OUT MY STAND UP ON MY CHANNEL! xoxoxo

[60Brooklyn]

IT IS JUST..........

[RayCharles444]

does anyone know what year this is?

[winterstellar]

@RayCharles444 I think it was in '07: )

[winterstellar]

I love her! I think she's the best american stand-up comedian, and she's up in her seventies or something! That's just awesome! Most younger american comedians don't even compare to her, in my humble opinion: )

[lauradonny]

Joan I never got to meet you after trying out for Joan Rivers for a day with the old tonight show> YOu told me to see your secretary and get vip tickets and would be able to meet you at the show after but there were arguments or rough times then, soon after I lost my grandpa and soon after the sad news about your loss with Edgar. It would be a dream of a lifetime if I could finally meet you and try and learn from you. Would love you to critique my xhusband comedy routine and try again.

love u ll

[nanachan1234]

''you want a thin, starving black child? don't go to fucking africa! how about nicole richie! right here in our town''

Burn :P

[NickyParisComedy]

so funny love joan! check out my channel, starting out comedian!

[Boblesss222]

This is one of her best routines.

[SexyLiLLeilaniMya]

I love her she is something else I LOOOOOVE when she ends jokes with "IT WAS JUST" LMAO classic Joan Rivers!

[jalarconcedeno]

the very best the originator the beginner of comedy the best then kathy griffin

love joan rivers

[dec1612981]

i think she's great , seen her on graham norton few weeks back , best female comedian ?, for a 77yr old , woof

[beanladder]

this woman is obviously obsessed with fame, kinda sad doesn't sound like she values much else

[MrHeslopian]

@beanladder She talks about celebrities, which a lot of comedians do, but focuses more on age, sex, religion, parenthood and relationships in her comedy. How is she obsessed with fame?

[seanbl1]

Very funny lady...

[Nosdmg]

How can u not like this ? :))

[spider23000]

I think that's Gareth Gates sat behind James Nesbitt is it not?

[JaydenExpelliarmus]

You're the mother of god, look it.

[phlashba]

Is that a laugh track????

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

She BLINKS ....SoS...SoS..

that made me lol XD

[forloveoffilm]

My parents always told me how much they enjoyed seeing her stand-up in the 1950's and that she was funny. Honestly, I'm surprised she's still alive. She must be in her 90's by now. She honestly doesn't look a day over 75.

[bresophil]

@forloveoffilm

She's 76, not in her 90s :)

[forloveoffilm]

@bresophil Well then, she looks every day of her age. I'm surprised to find out she's been doing stand-up since the day she was born. I'm still not sure she's not doing the old Hollywood trick of subtracting a decade or so from ones real age.

[NabbieDee]

i'm sold. love Joan Rivers

[septip123]

total control of her audience. She's on fire.

[JazBlogShow]

Im in love with Andrea Corr

[EdwardLovesBella4evr]

This is funny shit!!!!!

[xmaster2]

Joan Rivers and Jo Brand are really the only female comedians I would pay to see live. Both of them are hilarious xxx :D

[vampireravefan]

@xmaster2 u should listen shappi khorsandi, shes really funny

[michy7x]

"You're the mother of god - LOOK IT!" XD

[belisariusorb]

You're the Mother of God - look it!

Mother Teresa - WOOF WOOF. Did she need electrolysis? Talk to me...

Looks Count! Education- SPIT

[Rhademanthus]

She's exactly like my grandmother. I don't know how to parse this fact.

[matrags]

Loved her in "The Wrestler."

[red2138]

IT IS JUST!!

[robotracking]

Shes really really really SHIT at this comedy stuff ha? Most Americans are. Did you watch the recent program, Comedy Exchange, this tells you that no American Comedian can out joke the English, Welsh or Irish Comedian.

[Daniatube]

she does says out loud what we have all secretly thought at least once...dont you think?

[TheEastendgirl]

this is soo funny

[AnythingDark]

Joan Rivers kicks ass :D

[pantstelly93]

angie's kids sew sew sew;

dyu reckon madge uses her's as dumbells?

[pantstelly93]

favourite line

"Angelina; Jone I'll die happy if i can make 1 person happy"

Easy Just gove Jennifer Anniston back her husband!!!

LMAO.

ROFL.

XD

[mclovenProduction]

wat was joe swash doing

[canelle09]

take candies from strangers!! hilarious!

[xXAloeVeraxX]

GOK WAN!

[es3854]

after every joke that the audience laughs at she says 'it's just.........

' :L good stand up btw

[djbannis]

@es3854 damn i wish you didnt point that out. hahaha

[spider23000]

@es3854 I hadn't noticed that until I read your post. Now I hear it every time she says it

[phlashba]

@es3854

Yes --- she is modulating the rhythm of her performance. She's a genius at timing.

[ChelseaSXC101]

@es3854 i say that everytimee i see one of her acts ! haha,, its soo cute (:

[soup14215]

there's an apollo theater in britain. i thought it was weird that she was in harlem, lol.

[zorbajevon]

A real comic peforms every where.Both apollos.

[MeTaLhEaDbI]

one of my fave stand ups ever

[TechnoCandyCane]

Omg she is hilarious

never heard her stand up before but I loved it :D

[zzz0mg]

Thanks for uploading!! Funny shit :D

[Grattanator]

What is Joe Swash doing behind Craig Revell -Horward's head???!!

[pantstelly93]

i think he's p'ed off cos he didn't get mentioned

[nona625]

1st comment teehee