zach galifianakis standup part1

[IAmHighRightNow]

how would they be out of a haircut?

[Narutoguru001]

damn, half of these jokes were reused in his snl monologue

[wse33]

@717rch that joke about that persons niece made me cry tears of joy. :D

[DizzyNate]

@krahsloop no one at the frat house made it in the movie biz their still drinking their life away hitting on freshmen STFU

[krahsloop]

honestly, i can't believe this guy is famous. his show sounds like amateur night at the frat house.

[kryogenix]

@krahsloop Yeah his standup is absolutely terrible.

[AHippyInAtree]

Take your hat off you fucking rude cunt.

[funkyproductionsbap]

i know im late..but, who ate all the pussy!?

[tfre3927]

THAT guy, 2 feet in front of the camera lens - IS BLOCKING 775,000 PEOPLE"S VIEW!!! FUCK! JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE! Lol

[1y9b9b]

@tfre3927 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLlOL

[ShinobiD3monX20]

him an brian wilson are related

[fatboy123123123]

lol did he say his name wrong?

[ToadPwnz]

@fatboy123123123 Thats. The. Joke.

[cmanonline]

Haha, the Cerebral palsy joke was very funny.. U can't say it wasn't funny.. Don't be a Fucktard and take it to heart.. And wat that dude said below me was gross but u won't do shit to him so shut up

[KillerLord26]

this guys face maked me laugh hes my favorite fukin comedian and actor

[brad6844]

Zach is the comic genius of our generation!!!!

[crazyniteowl]

my niece has cerebral palsy, that's not funny

[717rch]

@crazyniteowl fuck your niece in her clumsy vagina

[crazyniteowl]

@717rch you're disgusting, my niece is 3 years old you fuckn pervert. you are so lucky i don't track you down and beat you within an inch of your life and slit your stomach open so you watch yourself bleed to death. and before you say that it's impossible for me to find you, everything is traceable on the internet. look up all the people who have been murdered because they think they can say and do whatever they want just because it's over the internet. there are alot.

[717rch]

@crazyniteowl seriously, my bad.

[717rch]

@crazyniteowl i seriously apologize.

[dcoolio]

@717rch Don't be a pussy, whoever just threatened you likes WWE. That tell you anything? The cerebral palsy joke is hilarious.

[717rch]

@dcoolio i know, i just feel like i shouldn't go out of my way to piss people off who are already pissed off for no reason.

[717rch]

@crazyniteowl fuck it, i'm drunk again and don't give a shit. fuck you, you fuckin ass hole. come and get some if you want it. i will fuckin destroy you and your fuckin retard niece. UCSB WASSUP! BITCH

[BeautyRushXXI]

@717rch go to hell.

[717rch]

@BeautyRushXXI fuck you, why would anyone get so worked up over a joke.

[MisterWite1]

@crazyniteowl  so ironic how you call him disgusting then go on to say how you want to beat him within an inch of life, and slit his stomach open so he can watch himself bleed.

[rcronico1]

great wordplay/puns on twitter! @rafaelcronin

[Jonathanazor]

this guy is a beard

[ratmrulesyou1]

stoner beard!

[NLTismine4ever]

Fat Jesus! :D

[FiReFeeT666]

love how he butchered his own last name xD

[RUBBERMOOG]

This guy is shit.

[BerniePwnsNoobs]

@RUBBERMOOG this guy is THE shit*

[seison5]

THUMBS UP FOR GREEKS,,,CAUSE HE IS GREEK!!!!!!!! :PP

[AhhLAxe]

i've always enjoyed head but now i have to change the way i say that. thanks.

[garbanzocosmico]

Zash Galifishnashki

[rodge2001]

@mindproducts i dislike videos just to screw up your dumb comments.

[MrMontel819]

24 people hate The Hangover

[rodge2001]

@MrMontel819 25 people dislike the video now because of me. i'm number 25. and actually like the video. but now your stupid joke doesn't make any sense.

[Highwithguns]

i cant believe the dumb ass top comments lmao, fucking retarts got thumbs up for stupid comments

[TheAmericanOriginal]

Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh. Now I know why this guy took a while to go mainstream, he aint that funny! Hes funny in the movies when hes given a script.

[marchreignsupreme]

@TheAmericanOriginal How is this not funny to you?

[TheAmericanOriginal]

@marchreignsupreme How is this funny to you?

[marchreignsupreme]

@TheAmericanOriginal It's a unique and acquired taste. Plain and simple.

[TheAmericanOriginal]

@marchreignsupreme Well how is this not funny to me, hmm....semi-articulate, no substance, and never looking the audience in the eye. I swear standards are lowered every decade. This country aint got talent anymore.

[Adanmayne]

@TheAmericanOriginal Awkward is funny.

[TheAmericanOriginal]

@Adanmayne Being barely funny is not funny.

[vcuzzo]

@PsLuckyy maybe you should follow your so called actor/comedian and go drink and drive now thats suicide!! he was a low life loser and i am ecstatic that he is gone because he was a bad influence to anyone that watched him fuck him hope some one fucks his corpse and yours as well

[DrLibido]

Why the Hell is Kanye West's video the first thing recommended after ALL of Zachs stand up Lol

[planktonjack]

@DrLibido Zach did a video for one of his songs.

[vcuzzo]

dunn was a fucking joke.. couldnt act so he hurt his self to get famous. zach can act way  better than dunn.. the worlds a better place now

[CondemnedPatriot]

@vcuzzo and not to mention he was a drunk driver. fuck him, no sympathy here

[vcuzzo]

@CondemnedPatriot heard that.

[L3thalShad0ws7]

@vcuzzo yea of course zach can act better than dunn, but dunn did do some other stuff besides jackass. yea i too hate the fact that he was a drunk driver, but both these guys just want/wanted to make people laugh. so theres no need to be such an uneccessary fucked up prick about it

[d7my10]

wasn't that joke about the kid who died of high five-ing used in SNL

[aestheticpardox9]

@d7my10 maybe, everyone steals everybodies jokes get over it

[tafbauer]

he did all these jokes on snl....

[luckoftheirish317]

24 people are not very raven.

[luckoftheirish317]

24 people have Philadelphia Eagles' shirts because they don't have fucking lives.

[zackzelmo]

In five years no one is going to remember or even care about this dumbass.

[Organimation]

@zackzelmo I take it you didn't like his stand up.

Look at his imdb page, he is stacked with triple A Hollywood offers until 2014.

[sakkiie10]

@zackzelmo If anything he will be remembered as the Ryan Dunn lookalike

[beezkneez]

@sakkiie10

Dunn was not funny. Zack is classic

[xcb6n]

@beezkneez

Dunn was funny. In a different way to Zach.

[SuccsessfulFailures]

@zackzelmo Looks like he is five years ahead of you.....fucking hater

[zackzelmo]

@SuccsessfulFailures

A failure you are--stinking sniveler

[103964988]

I fucking love this guy haha

[BMTH131313]

turn on the captions and after he says "who ate all the pussy" it says desperately needed it lawlz

[Coldcuresmytragedy]

THE WAY YOU PLAY YOUR MUSIC MAKES ME FEEL GOOD INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha jeez.

[slayuhardcore]

high fiveing is the way to go

[theciaram1]

YAY MY HERO :D

[SonOfTheMorning]

Table for 1 at chuckie cheese!

[TheLocalCeIebrities]

THESE PEOPLE PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE ZATCH GATCHIFINASKI!

[Hagathorthegr8]

@TheLocalCeIebrities He's definitely one of a kind

[ola3090]

@TheLocalCeIebrities you wrote his last name wrong hahhah

[TheLocalCeIebrities]

@ola3090 You're fucking retarded.

[Thejlau06]

lol owns that heckler!

[Gonko100]

He is a phenomenon. Really fucking funny dude. And makes me proud being greek :D

[Warcheiftin]

24 people have poor taste in hats

[agenthelios1]

There is no doubt that this guy i a faggot. Him and his gay beard (cum catcher)

[NathersJones]

@agenthelios1 his beards a cum catcher? i thought it would've been something for the ladies to hold on to

[theciaram1]

@agenthelios1 dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­e bitch how dare u say that ur a pillow biter

[MrVorshack]

Zach Galifianakis is one of the funniest people ever. At least thats what I think I dont know about everyone else.

[NCSportsMan70]

generic comment about people who disliked this video

[4lb3I270]

@NCSportsMan70 generic comment about how you just want thumbs up

[NCSportsMan70]

@4lb3I270 generic comment about how you are trying to get thumbs up by accusing me of trying to get thumbs up. (I'm not trying to get thumbs up with this one)

[4lb3I270]

@NCSportsMan70 comment about how im just denouncing you followed by a witty comeback

[amyiscoolLikethat]

i love the crotch shot at 2:48 !!!

[mikeuh4444]

RETARDED TITS?...ANGEL FART / PENIS SNEEZE!

[johnielsen08]

Zach Gafafinaski

[sslerette33]

he used this as his monologue on SNL!

[Prestige69WorldWide]

WHO ATE ALL THE PUSSY, ITS FOR PBS haha

[REALCLASSIC1]

He loves that chucky cheese joke...

[lordcmrlas]

HE DIED OF HIGH FIVING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[AndreGDJ]

Marjjuana is EVIL - I know someone who just got stoned every day and he STARTED WEARING WOMENS CLOTHES! A 280lb BLACK MAN! Also, before that happened, he stopped having sex with women's vaginas and would only do it to them up the ass! Is that the kind of thing you want?! COS THATS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IF YOU FOOL AROUND WITH MARIJUANA. Also it makes you THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET YOU! Once, this guy jerked off in front of his dog, and made the dog participate in it! All BECAUSE OF WEED!

[SubRym]

@AndreGDJ and this kids, is what happens when you smoke crack.

[AndreGDJ]

@SubRym Haha ;)

[charglo]

@AndreGDJ

you are 12. that 280 lb. black man is your father, and he asked you to stop jerking off with the dog.

[AndreGDJ]

@charglo hahaha ;)

[Mosiberta]

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! amazing!! u r funny!!

[AndreGDJ]

@Mosiberta ;)



[thisisryanblood]

KEEP DOING THAT

[ShaTURKLEne]

Hey down in front !!!

[MoonStruckHAM]

funny but watch our channel for comedy sketches and please sub to us!!!

[pinoybernie]

@WhoTheGreat You take it so seriously like anyone would do such thing. Apparently you are thinking way beyond the statement.You despite something you don't want to be part of, yet you keep coming back for more. Lastly, if you don't like something, Then move on and stop bitching about it. Cause what are you gonna do besides having a break down over a statement that's meant to be a little funny? If you don't think it's funny, again move on. Obviously it's not something for you.

[ImDrogzzz]

Fuck that guys head

[pinoybernie]

@WhoTheGreat you are delusional, i didn't say the word "just" cause if i did. then the statement is limited to just he way it is and you wouldn't never commented on it.

[mongration]

geesh, this guy sucks

[mondoraptor]

who ate all the pussy ?!?!

[pinoybernie]

@WhoTheGreat you wouldn't say retardedly now would you. act like you just arrived at the place.

[JesseVardon]

FUCK HATMAN!!! fuck him. fuck him. fuck him! >_<

[lackofabetter]

Hats so Raven!

[cisco1225]

"These people paid good money to see Zach Gafinaski, they don't want to hear you!"

[pinoybernie]

I WOULD JIZZ ON THAT GUYS HEAD. HE WOULD SAY WHAT THE FUCK. I WOULD BE LIKE HEY MAN I JUST "CAME"

[c4r50n1]

Something tells me that the hat he is wearing goes on guys heads. Is that gay?

[TheJosh1111111111111]

not funny.

[mondoraptor]

f*ck that hat

[JackCleworth]

@mindproducts no 19 people didnt like that guys hat ruining the video

[TheTechBite]

that guys hat exists in 14 or 15 dimensions simultaneously

[AhKillYu]

its not even a good hat either.

[cartex12]

that hat is famous as hell

[w35m4n]

"And they didn't walk out"

I fucking lost it lmfao

[conformistforever]

he died from what?

[aarondmtz2178]

@conformistforever  the kid who slept with his teacher died from Hi-fiving. ie. from celbrating the fact that he got laid by his teacher.

[liljay420]

what the fuck you yelling what the fuck you yellin lmao

[giorgossaris]

best greek comedian love him!

[krazyzyko]

I'mz da 666th liker hail satan!

[xosmvxo912]

i LOVE zach's hair its so thick and curly, i wanna run my hand through it

[ryoliciousrules]

zack gafiflinaski

[Sannosuke01]

i wonder where he got that hat

[fkuijvenhoven]

Down in front

[TheInformation]

I have hatdar. I detect a fucking hat.

[aburling7]

Whoever video'd this, think 'tripod'?

[Colcum]

@aburling7 If you went to a comedy gig and set up a tripod, I think that might draw some attention.

[Kushburnindaily]

blacks4bbb are you really trying hard to find this guy funny well man no one gives a fuck about your opinion if you dont find him funny dont look him up your comment is unnecessary so fuck off and watch your dane cook faggot

[BLACKS4BBB]

im honestly trying hard to find this guy funny

[paaluis]

fuck all thair heads

[lakah1]

i am from greece and i am proud of him

[radioobeats]

0:08 looks like the back of Ed Helms' head, just sayin'.

[tickman1]

It's too bad we can't click on the hat and purchase that exact hat for ourselves.

[hotfrenchgay]

I can't breathe hahahahahaha

[MrJPrezi]

watching this guys Hat makes me feel like i got Head thru tha entire clip.

[pookela79]

eh im the guy in the at an my brother recorded this so you fuckers better cut this shit out or else im gonna rape everyone of your mothers, an dont you dare tell me im immature cus i will bitches

[konishiwatsu]

@pookela79 You're pretty immature.

[DartmouthAlum96]

This is of, by, and for idiots.

[DreadfulZack]

He looks like Tommy Chong with the haircut and beard.

[psyconetwork951]

"That is not very Raven."

[ilyerikarawr]

umm excuse me gentleman in the black hat, FUCKING MOVE "then kicks him in the balls"

[bpclips]

@ilyerikarawr Zach didn't say "then kicks him in the balls."

[ilyerikarawr]

@bpclips no shit, im talking to the guy in the hat and then i kick him in the balls and that comment was sooooooooo old

[bpclips]

@ilyerikarawr So you wanted to tell the guy in the hat "then kicks him in the balls"? That doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

[ilyerikarawr]

@bpclips dude ur so retarded i was jking and when i putted "then kicks him in the balls" i was saying i kicked him in the balls, and why do u even fucking care.

[bpclips]

@ilyerikarawr So you like roleplaying and such?

[dblackerist]

@ilyerikarawr why dont u guys just fight???

[PabloHoney91]

He's more than just That Guy From The Hangover

[watchingfunnyvide0s]

beginning sounded a lot like his snl monologue

[SeanIacono]

Honestly I do not understand why it took so long for him to be discovered

[joncollie1]

@SeanIacono he's been making movies and touring for a really long time.

[imcurtis206]

THE WAY YOU TELL YOUR JOKES MAKES ME FEEL GOOD INSIDE! KEEP DOING THAT!

[woikster]

lmao "i can't smoke in here" (*throws one-hitter on floor*)

[777zachk]

its funny bc his fat