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  • That's just insulting. Don't be so childish, twat.

  • fate and gey

  • full of hate,

    devoid of reason.

    (new enlightenment?Enjoy your New World Order)

  • full of hate,

    sevoid of reason.

    (new enlightenment?Enjoy your New World Order)

  • That's so damn stupid. Why anybody even say that the creationists are the enemy just because they think something else. Science has no more proof of the way the universe was formed than creations do.  That sounded almost just like him,

  • @MrUS1972 lol, "Science has no more proof of the way the universe was formed than creations do" biggest lie I've read in my life.

  • @9hello123 In your whole life?? How young are you? If over 12 then you need to get out more! Good for you!

  • @MrUS1972 Usually when you go out you don't read lies you hear them :)

  • @9hello123 So I was right, you don't get out into the world. You didn't answer the age question either, so I have to assume it is 12. Dang perfect score! Also the person that posted this is so pissed he uses a rather unique way of expressing himself by calling all who don't think Hawkins is so brilliant. Hawkins is very smart, but he is also unique because of his handicap. But of course if you don't agree you are a 'Fucktard' lol, now that's intelligent!....Fucktard!

  • @MrUS1972 Are you actually retarded?

  • On real videos of this guy there are no hate comments or anything. No one has the lack of pride to insult this guy. This man- or this man's skills in future generations- could actually put us, humans, on different planets when Earth is to toxicated.

  • i just love that retarded robotic voice lol

  • The fact that this ignorant prideful infant mentions the name of Kent Hovind is proof enough that Dr. Hovind is doing his job. Stevie is no genius or even knowledgeable. He is an intellectual, but that means nothing. He knows nothing of creation, but rather in his unfortunate willful ignorance chooses to believe something they call "science" but actually requires more faith to believe than the bible. Fact: The bible has FAR more verifiable truth than evolution or big bang theorists.

  • @graceoverall You are aware this is NOT him really talking right? Someone has used a simple text to speech program and dubbed it over video of Hawking. This video is completely fake.

  • @EmperorofCartoons: Ahahaa... I can't believe I didn't catch that, lol. I must have been tired. Yeah, good point! :P Now that I listen again, it's obviously a fake.

  • @graceoverall Fact: The bible has FAR less verifiable truth than evolution or the big bang.

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  • FAKE AND GAY!!!

  • hey its fake as hell but i cant bring myself to hate it its to damn funny

  • This is terrible. In case anyone doesn't know, this is not really Stephen Hawking speaking.

  • This is kind of disrespectful, since some (ignorant) people might think this is really him.

  • not just the bible, any religion is absolute bullshit. and pretty much any war that has ever existed is due to contradicting religious beliefs. the end of the human race could well be due to a nuclear war, all because people believe in this stupid fairytale known as religion.

  • but if religion isnt real who gives a shit

  • @cmatc1234 Yes, its so much more fantastical to believe that a higher being created something out of nothing than nothing creating something out of nothing. Seriously. The prime cause for wars is the same as it has ever been. Greed. The desire for power. If all religion were to vanish from the world today, nothing would change.

  • this obviously not stephen hawking's voice you mind fucks

  • now i can feel more cofindent in creation, hawkins is a fool, he is not wise.

  • Ahhh, just read the bottom. Sorry about that.

  • Is this really Stephen Hawking talking? It doesn't sound like his usual machine voice.

  • I doubt it. Somehow I can't picture Stephen Hawking saying "F*cktard." It's a little beneath him (although he probably does laugh really hard whenever he hears Hovind saying he's a doctor or the contradictory name "Creation Science." lol.)

  • With all my respect,he's the smarter guy i've ever seen,not because everyone say he is,but he's the only human between BILLIONS wich can Logical Think about everything.

    And about the bible...just check out the dates,the bible were,and it still is,an edited book according to Church's interests.Check out Crusades,Church said the judians were Devil's messengers and should die,what about today?

    All "Religious" Bullshit we see today may be changed in 5 or 10 or 100 years.God doesn't exist...face it.

  • BTW, as far as I know, Isaac Newton is not employed by CSE.

  • HA! That is pretty funny.

  • UHH...I spose you're smarter than stephen hawking?

  • Bible=2000 year old collection of translated and edited desert scribblings in an over-bloated presskit with magical nonsense that just recieved good publicists.

  • fake

  • lol

  • who r u???

  • The bible is nothing but fairy tales.

  • I wouldn't read the bible to my children. It's too violent. But I'd read them most fairy tales... what I'm saying is you just insulted just about every fairy tale ever written. THE BIBLE IS REPULSIVE!!!

  • haha, good one

  • respect

  • what cave did you crawl from.

  • I can't stop laughing nice job..........

  • Lol the maker of htis video is usding the windows voice program!

  • Fake.

    Earn your own respect.

    It's obvious Hawking would not waste his time with this sort of petty bullshit.

  • OBVIOUSLY YOU DUMBFUCK! it was a device to have people listen

  • "it was a device to have people listen"

    Yes ... that was my point "you dumbfuck."

  • @MaxSafeheaD I also doubt he'd use the saying "pissed on" or the word "fucktard" .

  • Matter and energy can, and are created from nothing (quantum vacuum) ALL THE TIME. The matter must be accompied by an equivalent amount of antimatter; the laws of quantum mechanics facilitate it. Space, time, matter and energy percipitated from the Big Bang, possibly in a "M-brane". Where did the vacuum, the laws of quantum physics, etc come from? God? Where did God come from? These are infinite questions, whether you're a theist or atheist, you still have questions to answer.

  • fake

  • space time theory requires space and time, where did space and time come from? reverse the whole theory in your mind and it falls apart because it needs a beginning of space and time and jokes about moon cheese and

    religion saying the earth was flat (book of Job in the Bible calls it a sphere ball)

    it looks like a smoke and mirrors theory.

  • do you understand how dumb you sound??

  • What started the big bang? oh well when you put it that way it must have been a loving personal god, there's nothing else that could explain it.

    this is exactly what we thought before we understood what lightning really was, and disease, and the wind etc.

    BTW this is not Dr. Hawking - it's a fake.

  • smatasstech - nothing create nothing

    then what creates god dumbass?

  • Maybe it is like a child! Piep ... Piep ... Piep ... And you have to advice, what he want

  • You understand that a: thats not the voice used by stephen hawking's software, and b: that stephen hawkings lexicon doesnt include "fucktard" most likely.

    Nice speech, but not hawkings :)

  • bad fake.

  • That just means you don't believe in anything right? Okay then you can go on doing that and live out your life and have there be nothing after death when I'll be rejoicing in heaven with God and Jesus for all eternity and your life is for nothing. Have a nice day loser

  • Was that one for me or another atheist here? Well, you're WRONG! I'm going to "Heaven" and there I'm going to kill "Jesus" and "God" and "Mary"! And then I'll do something nasty with their dead bodies! Yeah, me and "Santa Claus"! We'll both do something very bad then! Haha! :)

  • @winter: cool idea.

  • Somehow you are lame. Anyone who wants to believe there is no afterlife can pretty much go to hell like God says. Also even though you don't believe Jesus was still beaten, whipped, and nailed to a cross just so you could have a chance in heaven and you're blowing it. Thats real cool of you

  • I have a chance in heaven every time your mom calls my cell phone. She likes to be spanked with a bible.

  • Ya know, He is right. I shouldn't talk to people like that. I'm not the one who passes judgement in the end. Hope you have a nice trip wherever you go.

  • LMAO

  • jammchristtard. Consciousness is chemistry basically, it's biochemistry that's very well tested and documented and proven now. It's a scientific fact. You know, of of those facts that the fucktards who invented The Bible and Jesus and stuff didn't know anything about.. Haha, isn't it great that science makes so much progress all the time? Soon it will only be the very most ignorant and uninformed who will still believe in afterlives, jesuses or santaclauses..and "amen" to that! Good riddens!

  • ah, f%&k me! A typo: It should be *one of those facts*...

  • riddance you moron

  • That is the biggest joke I've seen for weeks: You, ricleigh007, having the audacity to call another human a "moron."

    You subscribe to tictocminisries...WOW!

    And, you fucking dumb-ass, you've favorited a video by Jim Gaffigan--infidel extraordinaire. You should see this one by the same comedian:

    watch?v=Xee2f3qPnzY

    You are a fool.

    Go away and, good riddfuckingace. Dickhead.

  • hahahaha. I'm just saying if you claim to be smart you might want to learn how to read and write your native language.Oh, and you too. It's not riddace. It's riddance. Moron.

  • OH NO! I spelled it "riddens"!! I have always spelled it *riddance*, I know my english, and what a ridiculous comment to make a typo in! I'm on about how stupid christians are and then I make the most stupid typo in the history of typos! Haha. :)

  • It's not a typo you jackass. Do you think anybody thinks you missed ance and hit ens? Let it just prove something to you: you are of average intelligence if that so quit trying to act like you know anything.

  • Nah, it's true!!! I've written many comments about how nice it is to be rid of christianity up here in northern Europe and so on, and almost every time I write *good riddance*! Just check my comments at the *10 questions every intelligent christian must answer* video! I've probably said it hundreds of times! Haha, don't you think I know how to spell? By the way, have a look at all the Hell-"threats" from christians on my page. Is it a "sin" to write proper english, I wonder..? Do you know? :)

  • Children playing. Very disrespectful. There are several videos like this using others as tools for an agenda. They should be removed from youtube and the people should be prosecuted.

  • This obviously a fake. A bad one.

  • LONG LIVE Stephen Hawkins !!!!!!!!!!!

  • Who is Stephen Hawkins?

  • wow that isn't even his voice.

  • Do not use this man.

  • As much as I am against CSE, I stopped watching your vid as it was obviously nothing to do with Stephen Hawking.

    Having a voice synth on your computer does not make this a speech by him.

    It was fairly obviously not him.

  • Please don't use professor Hawking's likeness in this manner. Also, don't call names (i.e. fucktards). This is what the religious enemy does; calling names (i.e. infidel, heathen, sinner, etc.). When you intentionally lower your own IQ and resort to these cheap measures, you tread on the grounds of ignorance. On the battleground of ignorance, they will always have the upper hand, and will always beat you with experience.

  • (cont.)

    Instead make a case using support, evidence, and use your own face and voice. You should have no trouble finding overwhelming evidence against any group based on religious fundamentalism. Stay on the high road and you will help others rise above. Walk on the low road and you give no one reason to rise above.

  • its funnyish, but i hate it when people take advantage of such a great scientist in his tragic condition:/

  • "Fucktard".

  • LONG LIVE Stephen Hawkins !!!!!!!!!!!

  • jacque costeou converted. And no, the quran never said the earth was flat. BTW, sumthin else, is that in the quran, it talks about somthing on and above the mosquio, and only two years ago, they discovered that there is a parasite that lives on the mosquitos back, and it can only be found there.

  • -.."that of a gnat or anything above that"- Al Baqara 26. Gnat is generally accepted as Mosquito, "above that" means more important, because the passage is about humility. Many say it is prophetic becuase it is the feminine formm of Mosquito, and it wasnt until many centuries later that we realised only female mozzies bite. 50/50 chance is hardly a prohecy though.

    So sorry, everything you said is wrong!

  • its a fake morons.

  • I cant understand a f@#king word he's saying! Why doesnt he get a new one of those speech things, and while he's at it he should get one with an English accent.

  • It might have something to do with his inability to control his voice box. The only way he can talk is by twitching his cheek in sequences to interface with a computer than synthesizes speech. Plus everyone pretty much knows him by that voice so if would be silly to change it.

  • maybe my comment was a little cruel, but I didnt think anyone would be gullible enough to think it was serious...calmer, fitter, healthier and more productive, like a pig, in a cage on anti-biotics..did he say that too?

    radiohead- fitter, happier.

  • Erm no i guess radiohead said that in one of their shitty songs. Are you that much of a whiny bitch about everything? all i did was answer your question and reacted in a way that has just been justified by you, you were *sniff sniff* cruel regardless of seriousness.

  • He also said once that after some time he started to identify himself with that voice, so that is now his voice as much as yours is yours and mine is mine. And who of us would want to change his voice?

    (OTOH, that might be *the* next cosmetic surgery...)

  • This is just a Piltdown Video

  • Actually in my religion (islam) it has a lot of facts that are yet being discovered by scientists. Like, when in the qu'uran says the two seas shall not mix, it meant two of the oceans, even though they wer right next to each other, the sea creatures wouldn't cross over and the temperatures wer different. When Jack Custo discovered that, n found out it was written in the quran 1000 years ago, he became a muslim.

    Sorry, got a bit carried away. Not here to give you a science history lesson. Lol

  • HEY IM MUSLIM TOO!! : )

  • Maybe it was like that before the quuran was written.

  • maybe people didn't understand it then, dimaggio6969

  • so was it 2 seas or 2 oceans?

    You cant just pick one or the other to go with what you say

    Greeks Romans well vitually all ancient mediteranian cultures had knowledge of currents

    "Primative" fisherman have knowledge of currents

  • 1. It's Jacque Cousteau.

    2. He was NOT a Muslim.

    3. All of the "scientific facts" in the Qu'uran are do to either creative interpretation, observation, or were learned from the Greeks centuries before.

  • Wait...I thought that the not-so-holy Koran says the earth is flat.

  • Err.... no it doesn't?

  • And fischercat, plz don't refer to the quran as not so holy. I never offended any other religion, so don't start offending mine.

  • nyuh huuuh... last time i checked JACQUE COUSTEAU wasn't muslim... yeeeeah. well if there's all of that hidden knowledge in there then please by all means, share it with the rest of us. actually why don't you keep that and we'll just rely on our qualified scientists and of course, jacque RIP...

  • They kinda wer made out of dirt :S

    Thts wat god made the first of mankind from.

  • Creation a science?

    Bwhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­!

    Yeah right, and my ancestors were spontaineously generated from dirt 6000 years ago.

  • i'm not sure who is worse? Creationists who believe in literal creation or stupid athiests who made this dumbass vid.

  • i agree, this is a clear fake.

  • Oh c'mon. Don't defile the Hawkman with this cheap-ass profanity-lade Microsoft Sam diatribe.

  • Yeah, never liked that Kent Hovind.

  • Fake.

  • Nice video, but a shame it's faked (just check with Cambridge or his biographical site and they'll tell you). I wouldn't put it past him to do this though, it's his kind of humour, but unfortunately he's simply too frail these days.

    Regardless of that, Mr. Hawking we salute you!

  • Human cultural development was also set to specific programs. Holding patterns of consciousness I guess you could refer to it as.

    Gravity Waves?

    ST

  • The funny thing is that there are actually "fucktards" out there that will believe Hawkins really said this.

  • ha, yeah, you are smart, Hawking is stupid. If you can't see through the bullshit that VenomFangX and Kent Hovind are presenting to you, you deserve to stay stupid.

  • YaOkRight - I don't normally get involved in these discussions, but I can't have Stephen hawkin described like this, it's not only insulting but simply not true. Since 1979 he has held the post of Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University. The chair was founded in 1663. It was first held by Isaac Barrow, and then in 1669 by Isaac Newton. He suffers from Motor Neurons disease. He is NOT retarted- try reading A Brief History of Time written by him.

  • Professor Hawking has twelve honorary degrees, was awarded the CBE in 1982, and was made a Companion of Honour in 1989. He is the recipient of many awards, medals and prizes and is a Fellow of The Royal Society and a Member of the US National Academy of Sciences.

    Stephen Hawking has worked on the basic laws which govern the universe. He is a world wide respected scientist, despite the fact that he can no longer speak. That alone deserves respect.

  • The stupidity of the religionists is limitless!!!!

    They can invent all kind of so-called objections to science, just to preserve their religion, which is actually illogical and the best I cand say about it is: "religion equals intelectual prostitution.

  • I'm sure Steve would approve - witness the power of Project Steve!

  • fake

  • duh

  • He would never criticize a scientific theory, especially one he has talked about himself.

    Also he has never fully associated himself with one simple theory, he probably thinks that it is a possibility, because that's what clever people are, open minded.

  • How would you know that? You certainly are not clever; so how is it that you presume to know the mind of clever people?

    You are so completely FULL OF SHIT to even suggest that Prof. Hawking has ever said anything positive what so ever about YEC.

    And you are doubly FULL OF SHIT for calling YEC a scientific theory. Now kindly fuck off.

  • "He would never criticize a scientific theory, especially one he has talked about himself."

    Young earth creationism is a mere hypothesis, NOT a theory. You see, a theory has to have empirical evidence to support it. The only evidence that the Earth is less than 10,000 years old is genealogies as interpreted from religious texts.....

  • Too bad Hovind is only open to Creationist ideas, and openly speaks out against both nonchristian religions and evolution. If you have ever watched his videos, you can clearly see that he has never once studied evolution (or if he did, he learned about it from pokemon)

  • Not nice of you, but fooled me for the first 5 secs.

  • I with you Hawking!

    5/5, fav'd and featured

  • err... *I'm

  • doh, i thought this was real

  • Thanks Nethius!

    PS: You didn't truly think this was authentic, did you?

    ;)

  • It kind of went, nah, maybe, no, yea... no. lol

  • lol, same here.

  • I'm not sure which is more awesome-that the CSE's idea backfired so spectacularly, or that Professor Hawking used the word "fucktard" four times in less than three minutes!

    Sweeet!

  • LOL. Like your vids.  Fived, faved and subscribed.

  • same here.

  • This is hands down one of the funniest videos I have seen since cussing preacher.

  • Thanks!

    Fight the evil CSE!

  • Is this a hoax?

  • Of course it is. Is your question a hoax? ;)

  • Is there really anything that we can do against CSE?

  • like stephen hawking would say fucktard you fucktard!

  • Is this for real? If so, you go Stephen Hawking!

  • 5/5 and faved. AWESOME!

  • ROFL!!

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! ★★★★★

  • Thanks Kat!

  • Any organization that takes steps to suppress free speech on Youtube while its leader is serving time in Federal Prison for evading tax responsibility must hate America. Why do you hate America, CSE?

    This whole move to ban users who employed Hovind's own words against him shows that he made the claim that the videos are not copyrighted withough the forethought that it cuts both ways. Why are you so thoughtless, CSE? Why don't you have the courage of your convictions?

  • It's hard to believe Stwphen Hawking would call anyone a fucktard, but it's damn funny.

  • It's called a voiceover. Just take a looping video of Professor Hawking, record a Mac "talking" a recorded script, and overlay it in iMovie. Easy peasy.

  • Yes indeed. I got the idea from a creationist video fake of Hawking denouncing evolution! The big difference here is that those shitheads were trying to pass it off as REAL, and this is an OBVIOUS fake (and I even put that in the description box).

    We heathens have much higher ethics than the true believers.

  • aren't you kent

  • cse are really fucktards i fucking hate them, if u see them tell them this"go fuck your self fuck wads! and go suck ur cocks!"

  • I would love to hear him actually call them fucktards

  • lol. fantastic!!

  • Amusing.

  • Brilliant, Dave! LMAO!

  • Gotta hand it to Hawking. Christian science reveals itself for what it is: Oppression.

  • ;)) LOL!

  • MC Hawking tells it like it is!

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