10 Pornographic Star Wars Quotes

[TheBonistyle]

lol. no porno here. dude u re stupid!

[trickeyjamie]

you forgot the most obvious one.. "Luke, use the force"

[RagOfWar]

i love that half of them are from han solo. XD

[girozone1]

"At that speed will you be able to pull out in time" - most appropriate #1 I've agreed with in a while

[barneybros]

Why does Han say half of these?

[baiyuchin60]

"Into the garbage chute flyboy" was not on the list?

[ThePlayer1117]

THAAAAATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!! XD

[dzrt49]

@ThePlayer1117 Not really...

[Jekktis]

the first one was kind of vaguely sexual, the rest of them weren't sexual at all.

[nitramletnan]

South entrance!! LOL

[jamesellams]

I can't believe you missed off 'I need more men' from rotj!

[TheWordOfLife1]

@totterdell Seriously, how much wit must you have to make an insult sound at least a little bit relevant? apparently more than you.

[HPFPpro]

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside :)

[TheSRalston]

What about "the only thing that can destroy it is MY PROTON TORPEDO...", no?

[Tinedmovie4062]

Chewy's face at the end of number 7 is like "I dun giv a fuk"

[betocole]

"Look the size of that thing!!!!" That's what she said

[donovanfortd]

IT'S A TRAP!

Seriously, you fail at life for not having that number 1.

[apfelstrudlOfOA]

Saaaay wuuuut? I did really not get this! The person who made this is filthy for thinking of all the quotes like that! I mean really! "-Where did this spy come from?

- He came from the south opening!"

Come on!

[luxuriouscandy]

what did r2d2 say?

[totterdell]

um this is very pathetic and you should grow the fuck up what a mamma's boy

[abluvhorses]

You came in that thing?? You're braver than I thought! (Complement, insult, and a "that's what she said" all in one!)

[AlexFlanderzzz]

@Bratiboy it's Admiral Ackbar

[maxito1717]

THATS

WHAT

SHE

SAID

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yuffiehighwind]

None of this is porny at all

[ContextofSalad58]

what about "you tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us"- Han Solo

[Bratiboy]

Wtf ? Where is General Akbar?

[Milomia9]

Nowadays anything you say or do is sexual. Its evoled to the point where the sexual meaning is the literal meaning. Heck, Im sure there was something sexula about waht I just said.

[thehumblewolf]

star wars references plus sexual innuendos= i am a happy fanboy

[Kelystic]

they came from.... behind!

[Kevn3000]

Backdoor huh? sounds like a great idea

[Cypeq]

All wings report in.

[Left4Lulz2]

None of this is sexual unless your thinking sexually. Dumbass.

[TimNP61278]

Stay on TARGET!! STAY ON TARGET! LOOSEN UP!!

[Hablagrabla]

What about "Look at the size of that thing!"?

[Rangerscott69]

I never pull out in time.

[drumline17]

I knew #1 was coming ahead of time. That's pretty much the greatest quote ever

[KamasutraButterfly]

"Well I guess you don't know everything about women yet"

*Leia kisses Luke*.....

"Yeah, and YOU don't know you've just kissed your own brother!" :P

[fowzie777]

how about "Your taun taun will freeze before you get to the first marker."

[Benjiinsanity]

I can't believe he left out 'Luke, I am your father...' It's the same as saying 'who's your daddy?'

[REC1803]

no thats cool... i wasnt planning on takin the star wars movies seriously anymore anyway.

[defeatisiminent]

They missed "The force...it binds us..it penetrates us.."

[endrake2]

"This may smell weird kid, but it will keep you warm"

Man if I only had a nickel for every time I said that to a girl.

[Drumboy13131]

Number 7 is so funny at the very end, when it shows Chewbacca's face. :P

[jasonsan10]

Lol so many "thats what she said" and "thats what he said jokes"

XD

[CriticalTman013]

han said 6 of those XD

[cdawgthemann]

omygodsofuckinghilarious



[TheToxicNinja00]

Jan solo you pervert

[Fluffishy]

@TheToxicNinja00 Is Jan Solo his sister or something?

[ebenviper]

What about: It can make the Kessel run in 10 parsecs.

[D0NBorracho]

Naw!! They pushed to hard for this one.

[celoy99]

1st watch with eyes open.. ok.. watch with eyes close...hehe

[MsAbixxx]

Does anyone else notice how most of these are said by Han Solo? XD

[Razaiel]

"The emperor is not as forgiving as I am."

[SIM2402]

Get your mind out of the gutter!!!

[BasicCompTutorials]

notice that 98% of the time its han solo

[Sye909]

@BasicCompTutorials I notice that you aren't very good at math :3

[mokuteki33]

*giggle*

[chriscos123]

Oh come on! How could you miss...

It didnt go in, it just impacted on the surface

[tkoizumi]

I dont' get it... am I too mature to find this funny?

[Mindraker1]

@tkoizumi Gettin' old, mate :D

[JoshuaPaulHollenbeck]

@tkoizumi to stupid to understand probably.

[SinnFein4ever]

@tkoizumi

No.

I don't find it funny, either.

Altough with enough alchohol involved, someone could think up a "top 10 pornographic Dora the Explorer" list.

(shrugs)

It kind-of reminds me of the kid in first grade who thinks that burping his ABCs at lunch is a riot.

[LordKinoda]

@tkoizumi Heh, please. It's a joke video. Doesn't take much intelligence to see the humor in it. If you don't get at least a little chuckle out of it then I'm sorry for ya bud, because you have no sense of humor.

[Mattman4698]

This was clearly posted by a teenage boy.

[Woggyflush]

@Mattman4698

yeah, by an tight assed puritan mormon virgin teenage boy

[GKid51892]

Han Solo, you dirty bastard... ^^

[TheTbayomojobro]

No, the best ones are using the Battle for Yavin soundboard,

"look at the size of that thing!"

etc etc etc, to many to recount from every episode, if you have the right mind to decipher them, :)

[movlegbook12]

Yet nearly all the ones are said by Han Solo.

[Wtfamisupposedtosay]

LMAO the last one

[nickrizzo39]

lol its han solo related every time

[EqualsFunTimes]

"Look at the size of that thing..."

(Epi. 4, really 1st, but it's really Epi 4)

[releasethepubes]

0:18 dirty wookie smile

[PaRoDiEr1993]

Don't forget the second part of the Ton-Ton scene.

"I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

[ryrodye]

You forgot "I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters" as well as this: /watch?v=9f9gd9JZPCw

[getmario64]

Hey, here's another Star Wars Pornographic Quote in Attack of the Clones

Here everything is soft......and smooth. HURRAY!!!!

[linglingjr]

hahahaha last ones the best for sure

[squid1891]

I'm surprised they left out the quote from Han: "Hey point that thing someplace else!"

[squid1891]

I'm surprised they left out the quote from Han: "Hey point that thing someplace else!"

[Frayjayjay03]

I star wars so much...but this was freekin hilarious...I lmfao...and 6 of them were made by Han Solo...LMMFAO

[CrazyClara101]

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

That made me laugh my ass off big time.And I thought C-3PO was gay!

[Kryztal77]

you twisted bitches, none of these were freakin porno

[aeiownu95]

"With that speed will he be able to pull out in time?"=LMAO

[ladycplum]

What about "Hurry up, goldenrod!"

[noemistephanie93]

number 2# definitely was pornographic

[ussreliant1]

ah not really pornographic dude

[Coondog1252]

"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough but your uncle wouldn't allow it..." Star Wars IV A New Hope

[Sxrillez]

"Good kid! Don't get too cocky."

[DEATH2thaSTUpid]

i know she doesnt look like much but shes got it where it counts.

[madonna2285]

that's what she said :D

[xURSCREWED299x]

"It's possible he came in through the south entrance" lol

[IceManLikeGervin]

LMFAO

[GustaveKwak]

grow up, kid. ha.

[SuperMegaPeanut]

"judge me by the size do you?"

[iffytiffylove]

damn! harrison ford is ALWAYS putting on a show huh!

[Dukklord]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine

[REALCAZ]

What about Han saying: "and I thought they smelled bad... on the outside..."

[YoungFitting]

Star Wars is inappropriate.

[flppdrv]

I don't get it

[cirmothe9]

Hahaha!!!!

[3one7crew]

who else thinks that "moist" sounds dirtier than "wet"?

[GustaveKwak]

gee, dude, you ARE horny. lol.

but i must say young dashing harrison ford could make anyone horny by saying those things. i'm just saying..

[EthanFilms]

Wow. This was horrible. Not a Lol to be seen for miles...

[darkraichu55]

MY PERVERTED BRAIN...IT'S OVERLOADING....OV-OVER-OVERLOA­D! ME-MELTDOWN! Errrr...boop.

[blusheep23]

XD chewwys face at number 7!!

[sillyfarmer25]

Must go check out this up and coming white rapper named WATSKY on itunes, he also does stand up on Youtube. Multi-talented performer!

[bvdek]

@sillyfarmer25 it's interesting that you point out he's white.. considering that his art is produced through audio and dialogue.. how (and more importantly why) should an irellevant visual aspect have so much bearing, and influence on our opinions of sounds that are his art? perception is a powerful thing mate.. shouldn't his (and everyone elses) music be judged soley by just that.. the music! You can't listen to a color is what I'm trying to say, who gives a shit if he's white black or blue

[bvdek]

@sillyfarmer25 it's interesting that colour has so much influence on music.. considering that it's art produced through audio and dialogue.. how (and more importantly why) should such an irellevant visual aspect have so much bearing on our opinions of sounds (music)? perception is a powerful thing.. shouldn't everyones music be judged soley by simply just that.. the music?! You can't listen to a color is what I'm sayin.. who gives a shit if he's black white or blue..... just listen to the music!

[vballgodc]

Get clear, Wedge. You can't do any more good back there!

My personal favorite.

[5keeper7ful]

What about "Don't get cocky!"

[subsaibot4512]

everyone wants a little piece of boba you dirty little smuggler

[zanyteeen]

thumbs up if u said thats what she said for all of them

[schmagum]

Oh my God, I'd never noticed!

[boardsport311]

Bah ha ha aweseome

[hattrickster33]

Without Han Solo, Star Wars just isn't Star Wars.

[KingIncorperated]

1's fucking hilarious.

[taybo1993]

DOes luke have down syndrome?

[xdrunescapedx]

@taybo1993 well duh

[MEEP012]

that's what he said...

[Revenge0fTheNerd]

Captain Antillies on the approach to the Death Star: "Look at the SIZE of that thing!"

[0Random0Alchemist0]

"Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!" - Princess Leia

[1LostMy0therAccount]

lol xD

[vas123321]

May the "force" be with you o_~ How could they miss that?!

[oxXlukassXxo]

@vas123321 umm?

[Iceclick411]

@vas123321 cause no one says that in a typical porn . what kind of porn are youu watchinggg ? o.O

[AFLoneWolf]

"Just me, the boy, two droids..... and no questions asked."

[MrThisucks]

wow really? running dry on ideas

[psychee1]

Backdoor huh? Good idea.

[mastermike95]

"At that speed will he be able to pull out in time?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xxKOZTRAxx]

HAHAHA DAMMIT THIS IS SO PREFECT HAHAHAHA

[DXtreme96]

@ 4idios

its fat

"Arnt you a little fat to be a storm trooper?"

"Well you can sttay in here and rot you stuck up bi*ch!"

[hazahaxa]

@DXtreme96 lol took me a sec to realise you were talking about family guy. I was like wtf?!

[stavrosmike]

@DXtreme96 its short in the real one. I'm going to failblog this right now hahaha.

[twirlywhirly13]

I love how the majority of these were Han Solo quotes.

[4Idiots]

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

[nanoco1000]

also known as: innuendo

[Bxc443]

dont get too cocky

[sexbomb10]

lol

[lolzordje123]

thats what r2 d2 said

[toonces3x]

Thats what she said

[mburi11]

soo glad it was only 44 seconds long

[gymer15]

alot of R 2 doo doo

[Canadacool12]

115 people didn't pull out in time.

[shaybalogun69]

@Canadacool12 absolute no.

[thiscantbetaken12321]

that was pretty funny. back door huh? good idea

[niknakpower]

look at the size of that thing, biggs

[narib28]

100

[freakycool54]

WTF.....jus wasted my 44 seconds

[500ncb]

@freakycool54 you should have seen it comin just by looking at the title. :)

[ydna2]

wtfmate?

[Honmarutatsu]

The way you guys picked out these lines was lame, by your standards ANYTHING in the entire movie can be viewed from a sexual perspective. Some of em were funny, I'll give you that, but the bottom line in my opinion is that this was a bad video.

[Kalavere]

Unsubbed, this channel is just shit. I don't know why I have been subbed to it for so long, probably because, luckly, you don't upload videos often.

[manaeldar]

Back door? Good idea. LoooooL

[rblondie37]

Lol!

[TheBatOuttaHeaven]

Awesome.

[Tuse01]

only the last one was funny, the rest were just really dumb

[njord19]

So immature yet so funny :D

[dmax5678]

this vid sucks

[wweadx2]

lol :D

[sinbysin666]

Backdoor!!! xD

[inci0078]

There's a scene in "Inception" that has a hilarious line.

[sweetman192]

Yes

[lucaskirschner]

was i the only one who found this hilarious?

[Zombei467]

i thinking you maybe had a top 3 list but it would of been really lame

[nutsack666]

the votes go 169 for the likes and 69 for the dislikes and thats no joke

[mmr11027]

I've seen these films (the first one when I was 3) and I don't think I've ever been infantile enough to think of these lines as double-entendres. Whoever compiled this video is one sick, 13 year old bastard. I'm unsubscribing.

[jagstangblue]

"You came in that thing? You're braver then I thought!" I didn't catch what Princess Leia said at first.. lol. Who was the she-beast she was talking about?

[yiprajosie085]

That WAS funny! jeez fanboys can be so touchy!

[xboxman333]

Still waiting for Star Wars 7,8,9.

[Tusserte]

#1 was epic