this is the funniest fucking truth i've ever heard from an american! creationists, fundamentalists & republicans, please, LISTEN! yours kindly, a german guy (who's living in more freedom and peace as you do, though you enfranchised us from the nazis.. how ironic :)
This guy is a treasure, hope he's aware of the funny he's brought to people. I really like him in this series. There have been times when he ad libs like at award shows where I haven't liked him so much and was kinda annoyed...but with this prepared stuff he is totally brilliant...Actually, even that ad lib stuff I didn't like was brilliant in comparison to what anyone else can do on the spot.
Is it me Jesus? IS IT ME JE-SUSSS! :P
seanjosephhayes 1 year ago 2
lol we have many bombs...we don't know where they are. This guy is my idol
Drimordon1 1 year ago
Chocolate bunnies and colored eggs have nothing to do with christianity, they are Pagan symbols of fertility that represent the Goddess.
Wolfmammy 2 years ago
@Wolfmammy what goddess?
Molndannon 11 months ago
this is the funniest fucking truth i've ever heard from an american! creationists, fundamentalists & republicans, please, LISTEN! yours kindly, a german guy (who's living in more freedom and peace as you do, though you enfranchised us from the nazis.. how ironic :)
iamwudu 2 years ago 3
How do you get crusifiction and resurrection and then...chocolate bunnies and coloured eggs.
LMFAO ROFL WTGFDFLMAKGZXSBFDSAKLJBAXCL;KBA (Smashing keyboard laughing)
hubble033 2 years ago
i'm pretty sure Denis Leary did that Dashboard joke, but then again leary stole from Bill hicks anyway
FFSINEEDANAME 2 years ago
I saw that with my eye
And if you don't believe me i will bitch-slap you like Shiva...
I can do that.
backaert 3 years ago
This guy is a treasure, hope he's aware of the funny he's brought to people. I really like him in this series. There have been times when he ad libs like at award shows where I haven't liked him so much and was kinda annoyed...but with this prepared stuff he is totally brilliant...Actually, even that ad lib stuff I didn't like was brilliant in comparison to what anyone else can do on the spot.
koky5150 3 years ago
What do you think of western civilisation?
Oh i think it would be a wonderful idea. XD
backaert 3 years ago
praise to him jim bob!
bartrulz 3 years ago
I love this part of the show. His take on the Bible is hilarious and very creative.
This is coming from an atheist.
Suzaku000 3 years ago 2
Jesus: One of you shall betray me.
Peter: Is it me Jesus?
Jesus: No, it is not you, Peter.
Simon: Is it me, Jesus?
Jesus: No, Simon, it is not you.
Judas: Is it me Jesus?
Jesus: IZITME, JEEZIS?!
Suzaku000 3 years ago 7
rasperry jam in the grass, "C'mon we're looking for Jesus!"
aeromilagro85 3 years ago
xD gandhi was a prick lol
7SinfulPleasures 3 years ago 5
hyaha ofcourse jesus is jewish , thirthy living with his parents ... haha
vera1986 4 years ago 4
"Good Joe!! That's a much better name than Schmoo!!"
frer3 4 years ago 14
"hi im Jerry, Christ's brother" lol
princessria123 4 years ago 10
Jesus wasn't an only child-.-
eviltunafish 4 years ago 4
hahahahahahaha beast
deckerismydog 4 years ago 2