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  • mother fucker lol

  • I agree...

    Best video I seen all year 2011

  • Is that Sam and mark?

  • Is fat Sam and mark?

  • I like the part when the guy just pops out behind the bench and says 'Motherfucker'

  • recorded with toothbrush.

  • Hey look it's JFK

  • @DatFreshKid

    I know, same

  • It that JFK saying mother fucker???

  • Muthafucka

  • lmao xD

  • The 'horse-piss' dude made me laugh

  • AWESOME....

  • This reminds of harry potter and the mysterious ticking lmao

    LOOK IT UP!!

  • E.P.I.C

  • Y no one likes or dislikes?

  • HORSE PISS!

  • How many of you searched for "two pints of lager and a packet of crisps?"

  • The only word heard clearly in the background when the singing began was "MOTHERFUCKER"

    

  • swag

  • so does this have swearing in it........

  • Fucking Gay!

  • MOTHERFUCKER.

    Definitely the best bit xD

  • Omg this makes me ROFL every time I see it!!! :D

  • I love the fact some-one sneaks in their "spunk", after mother-fucker, as the 2 guys come on and sing.....C`mon series 2 !

  • @LabiaLicker1 No, it's the first guy saying "fuck"

  • THEY SPEAK MY LANGUAGE!!!!

  • hahaha was not expecting the 'mother fucker' l0l

  • Nice to see Alan Titchmarsh doing something good

  • fuck, shit, horsepiss, son of a 2 balled bitch, mother fucker!!

  • It IS whores piss...

  • I think I've seen 5 minutes of two pints.  It seemed like comedy for people who don't like comedy.

  • Please let there be a 2nd series. This show puts Little Britain in it's place.

  • hahaha brilliant

  • This should be in choir, the harmony parts!

  • MUTHAFAKR

  • titchmarsh has had a change of career then - nice to see him trying new things

  • @ReggieChannel horse piss

  • @ReggieChannel Wow, I saw i was number one and i was like O.O Do i have to sin- Oh its only 65... and its been half a year.

  • Why Is The Best Comedy So Underrated. Stuff Like This Should Be On Everyday

  • If it was whore's piss, the s would be said like a z. Just saying.

  • @crazygalleah He does!!! Listen, he does!!! Just saying too. But he does!!!

  • fuck,

    fuck,shit

    fuck,shit,horsepiss

    fuck,shit,horsepiss,son-of-a-t­wo-porn-bitch

    fuck,shit,horsepiss,son-of-a-t­wo-porn-bitch,motherfucker

  • Is that Kennedy in the background?

  • thumbs up if you think its horse piss

  • @TheBrentcorcoran Fuck you, it's whore's piss. Take your thumb and stick it up your arse. I'm available for weddings, christenings and Bar/Bat Mitzvahs...

  • @Spankabuttux i'll do that when your dad stops beating on your mom

  • @TheBrentcorcoran At least my dad doesn't beat off vagrants while getting pissed on for kicks...

  • @Spankabuttux at least my dad doesnt need to use viagra.... oh what neither does your dad because he got no freakin balls

  • @TheBrentcorcoran Hey, half-brother, we have the same dad, the only difference between us is your mom pays people to shit in her mouth.

  • @Spankabuttux oh by the way do you have no genitalia. so fuck off!!!!! now go suck your dads missing dick!!!!

  • @TheBrentcorcoran It's weird how it tends to be only pussies who try to learn martial arts. In this case it's a pussy who privately wants to suck his mom's ass out while wanking off a policeman. You're weird!.

  • @Spankabuttux i learn karate because its a time killer and its self defense. i also learn it o i can kick you sorry fuckin ass

  • @Spankabuttux fuck you son of a bitch i'm just trying to figure out if it says horse piss or not. and im trying to see what others think. so just waddle off to your own fucking mother and fuck her you god damn whore. douch

  • @TheBrentcorcoran I'm too busy fucking YOUR mother, holding a school photo of you in front of her, while telling your dad to eat his own shit. Luckily he is doing so, because if he didn't, I'd force your mother's head up his arse. Hii-yah!

  • @Spankabuttux What I With The Argument.

  • @TheBrentcorcoran Oh, and to save you time, it is "whore's piss", I am sure.  I must admit that "I'm just trying to figure out if it says horse piss or not" may be one of the greatest quotes in Youtube history.

  • @Spankabuttux It's Horse Piss, it's the accent that makes it sound like whore.

  • @ChrisCaelanThomas what exactly is the second woman saying????

  • @edvart00 "Son of a two balled bitch."

  • @Spankabuttux You and he were, Buddies, weren't you?

  • @SuperApparition Parts of us were...

  • i accidentily told meh parents to watch this.

  • The guy who says Motherfucker looks like Karl Urban.

  • now this is class.

  • catchy song!!! :P

  • this is legendary. snm

  • does that man say bug or fuck?

  • @danzorg123 fuck... lol

  • i am a horse piss preferer, but also quite keen on whore's piss

  • I'd stake my bell-end that it's whore's piss...

  • I love the bloke who pops up from behind the bench. Classic!

  • Ha ha my mate was right this is funny

  • If you guys listen closely in the background you can hear a guy say AWWW FUCK so funny

  • FUCK , Shit, HORSE PISS , son of a two-balled bitch, Motherfucker! XDDD I love this song, if only i can have this as a ring tone

  • 20 dislikes too many! Its a mother fudging good tune!!

  • What if a child walked by...L.O.L.

  • And this is why RAP MUSIC SHOULD BE BURIED AND DEAD!. Rap Music is complete SHITE and this shows a good fucking example of it!

  • @ianshillabeer How is it a rap song? I don't disagree with your stand point, I just don't think you can call this RAP

  • @ianshillabeer How is it a rap song? I don't disagree with your stand point, I just don't think you can call this RAP noone is rapping

  • @GerardJudge woops wrong account, the comment reply was a friends account, sorry :D

  • @ianshillabeer Fucking mong

  • @ianshillabeer your a burke

  • @ianshillabeer D: Rap is kick ass, i don't care if this is rap or not but this is funny as fuck XDD

  • Horse piss !!!

  • It's two-balled and it's whore's piss. I'd bet twenty new pence.

  • HORSE PISS.

  • Its been 7 hours now and "two pints of lager and a packet of crisps" still hasn't started

  • hahahahahaha lol thats so funny bad words asome

  • the most depressing words on telly

    'Next; Two pints of larger and a packet of crisps'

  • @petewaite Yeah,i know wh only 2 pints

  • im glad im british ^^

  • its son of a two horned bitch, meaning devil lady :D

  • fuck, shit, horse piss..son of a two holes bitch, mother fucker!

  • fuck,shit,horse piss,some too old bitch,MOTHER FUCKA XD

  • lol...

  • lol...

  • what does "two balled bitch" mean ?

    I can't find any explaination on the internetz

  • Son of a two-holed bitch is what shes saying I think@Lollimops

  • @ScooneyPuba: it's definitely two-balled... from a line earlier in the episode

  • @ScooneyPuba It's definatly two balled bitch

  • LoL...

  • is this a frank zappa cover?

  • @Xnilb90 Shut up ya fuken faggot don't tell me what 2 do and your not gonna fukin tell me how to run my life bitch.

  • lol

  • Horsepiss!!! XD

  • great song, very creative...

  • Is there a ringtone for this? I need one :)

  • .....doo doo doo......

    fuck,

    fuck, shit,

    fuck, shit, horsepiss,

    fuck, shit, horsepiss, son of a two-balled bitch,

    fuck, shit, horsepiss, son of a two-balled bitch, mother fucker!

    ..doo dooo dooo doo...

    (around and around in my headdddddddddd).

  • @seraphastorrssy I reckon it's whore's piss but tomato tomato.

    Shizzle my nizzle, but don't nizzle my shizzle, shucka-chucka, ee hee, chamone. x

  • @seraphastorrssy I still choose to believe he's saying "whore's piss"

  • haha this is funny ahahhaha lol very catchy aswell

  • fuck shit horsepiss son of a two balled bitch motherfucker

  • Fuckin hillarious and im 12

  • @Bollinger647 it's not exactly deep though is it?

  • @Bollinger647

    Go to bed, you cunt.

  • motha fucka

  • YOU CUNT BRITS!!! When do we FUCKING GET SEASON 2 YOU CUNTS!!!!!

  • HORSE PISS

  • this is cool

    

  • Fuck!

  • Wtf HORSE PISS lol

  • motha fucka!

  • LMFAO

  • i love how it's just matt berry's voice for the other two guys. and what's with the thing the horse piss guy does with his hands?

  • haha wats that guy doing behind the bench...

  • Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

  • muthafucker. ;D

  • That guy saying "Mother fucker" looks like Ronald Reagan

  • @newnilzizi I get more a principle Skinner feel for him... =)

  • son of a 2 balled bitch

  • The guy that shouts horsepiss looks so much like alan titchmarsh !

  • lol

  • hahaha

  • ahaha

  • id be hella dizzy like a son a of a two balled bitch MOTHAFUCKAh

  • fuck,shit,horsepiss,son-of-a-t­wo-balled,bitch

  • Motherfucker!

  • This shouldn't be funny... but it is. :)

  • Simply spectacular.

  • LOLOLOLOL the motherfucker guy just popping out of nowhere :D

  • son of a two-balled-bitch, mutherfucker, fuck! shit! horsepiss!...

  • legendary!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I want this played at my funeral.

  • @neilvallance

    thats kind of sad

    but I would too

  • @neilvallance fuck yeahhh

  • @neilvallance

    that'd be so funnnnnnnnny

  • fuckin amazing! ^^

  • motherfucker

    hahahahaha

  • what r u on about u son of a 2-balled-bitch? its funny!!

  • Hhahahhahahahhhaahhahahahhaahh­ahahaahahahahahahahhah AMAZINGG !! X

  • i bet that girl gewts dizzy

  • the fact the're posh makes this funny :D

  • wats that woman saying about bitch

  • son of a two whore bitch

  • @zomgzorrrrrrrr111231 son of a two balled bitch

  • son of a two balled BITCH i think

  • this seems like it should be funny but it just isn't :(

  • @notom you = pathetic snob with no taste.

  • No need to make it personal. You don't know me.

  • @notom lol, troll.

  • @IEatCum - sketches are not always created to be merely funny, but clever in their execution which they pulled of impeccably.

  • HORSE PISS

  • fuck.

  • THIS SCENE is without doubt the finest thing that's ever been broadcast in the history of human telecommunication.

    Probly.

    :D

  • mother fucker.

  • Shit.

  • Fuck.

  • @TheFashim Shit

  • Comment removed

  • @Jigen08 Horsepiss.

  • Lol'd.

  • ITS GOOD TILL 1:O2

  • @gossiplover101 So its good till the actual theme tune comes in?! For me the whole thing is funny and a good build up to theme tune

  • @Scotty4England: agreed. you can ignore him. anyone who is a plover of gossi needs a bit of a head examination.

  • thats funny as hell