Carpinteria, CA

[lcogan01]

My hometown! :) This was hilarious.

[420treesburning]

Best part: "of COORS you can"

It's true, there's sadly not much else for the teens to do except drink, smoke, and create small-town drama.

[cwazny1]

Carpinteria would be an okay place to live, were it not for the people. Very ignorant, lazy and liberal.

[misterclownface]

@cwazny1

Could be worst, they could be all lazy right wing conservative fucktards.

[MOxieAnBritney]

the movie theater is closed here now its a place to watch live plays.....an i saw my grandpas house in here the one wit the card bord cut out hahah an how did yu get a day were all the stores are closed there normaly open 24 7 lol love Moxie

[magitian20]

.... you have to make your own fun! :D that's what i do it's super fun... like playing assassin at 10:30 pm.... annnndddd going to the beach during the day.. basically if you dont have friends ur f**ked :)

[lilcrazychick831]

hahahahahahaha ....yep carp is boring ....

[HBLubys]

But nowhere else can you find Avocado Honey Ale. I'll be there next weekend

[Applemoquesha]

i live there and this is fukin hiarious :)) i mean when the part of the mentally challenged person was on that prewtty messed up but besides that this was the shit:)))

[momalmighty]

@Applemoquesha Not sure why you take issue with anyone mentally challenged. He's a really nice guy - we had dinner with him later. Please check your prejudices at the door. . .

[eMiLyKW2]

its just kinda disrespectful to the town..

[momalmighty]

@eMiLyKW2  Sorry you can't see tongue & cheek humor when it's right in your face. Also sorry you can't find substitutes for the "F" word. So get a friggin' sense of humor already!!!

[KEEPITBOMB]

fuck you

[Cookielover415]

momalmighty IS MY GRANDMA!

[rubysue130]

i've unfortunately lived in carp for almost a decade, and would move away if i could. this video sums up how i feel about it. i don't know who made this, but i love you :-D

[magitian20]

@rubysue130 then gtfo ur ass hole i love it here :)

[TheHbkfan123]

fuck you man we dont go do dennys u S.O.B

[magitian20]

@TheHbkfan123 denny's is shoal :D

[QueenAlyss]

Carpinteria seems to be the kind of town where you love it or hate it. I personally love it! I love that it's a quiet town right on the beach. And if you get bored, just go to SB, it's only 10 min. away.

[mom4education]

Lived in Carp in the '50's. My dad was the Methodist minister at the church in your vid. Miss Constantini was my first-grade teacher. Wulbrandts were our neighbors. Walked to beach. Pier there at that time...snowcones sold in the sand. Foster Freeze. So close to SB, yet so far away!

MY DREAM: To retire in Carpinteria!

Love and Hugs,

mom4education

Orange, California USA

[lcogan01]

@mom4education I remember Miss Constantini! She used to substitute for my 1st grade class.

[NashvilleJermz]

Why is he trying to talk with a Southern accent? haha!!!

[donnerlake2008]

"afternoon" downtown has some serious tree shadows - way to try and be funny...

Grew up in SB, live in LA, and know Carp is 50X what this lame video shows.

Lots of time spend recording and editing, for nearly zero value...

[beachhandboyys]

thats not even true!

the beach is packed!

carp is the best.

haha. pretty funny video tho. :)

[magitian20]

@beachhandboyys ik right they porbably went on a weekday during school :p... i bet it was a holiday and that's why everything was closed :p

[TheGustavojackson]

una bosta

[palmd99]

Being a more or less lifetime Carp local, I'm marginally offended by the video. Makes Carp look like some podunk town in the south, not one of the most beautiful hideaways on SoCal's coast. Carp's great, don't let this funny but misleading video fool ya

[getmynut]

i went to Canalino Elementery School I played pinball and it cost 5 cents.5 cents would get a candy bar6 cents would get you a Helms donut

[sleepycruz]

i live in carp and that sound just about right hahahaha

[1959fordguy]

I wounder what was going on when you made that video, because I work in Carpinteria. And everyday its pretty busy and everything is open

[jgmopar]

I lived there my whole life the the place sucks now. Not the same as when i was growing up.

[assortedfish]

this place kicks ass!

[locker324]

no it doesnt

[jgmopar]

everything is closed no lie

[abbeycheee]

thats bull!

i go every summer its SO crowded

its so awesome

everything is always open

and the beach is crowded

[CertainlySam]

I love Carpinteria; but you forgot to show Robataille's!

Amazing place <3

[chulabean]

Carp is my hometown!! Its beautiful, cant wait to go back.

[ihmen]

i go to carp alot, my parents own a condo there that they rent out but when its not rented i hang out there. the only cool thing about carp is that the girls there are so desperate theyll fuck you just when you say you go to ucsb. and also the beach always has alot of people there and i think you must have filmed this on chrismas day or something cus it never looks this desereted when i go there.

[99carp]

you should probably stop coming to carp... you sound like a complete douche bag.

[ihmen]

so just because i get laid every time i go to carp cus i own a condo there. i should stop going. im coming down there on july 3 and im gonna have a huge party and fuck some random chicks for sure. your probably a loser.

[magitian20]

thats very true

[gregwalsh98]

you made this town seem boring. I lived there for six months and it was amazing, you dont need any of those shops or stores. I almost didnt notice them with the beautiful scenery and the warm sun on my skin every day. People out there seemed a little oblivious to the perfect town they live in.

[reiterrockshow]

that was funny.i like that little town.

[SeS120]

Goleta is better.

[magitian20]

@SeS120 fuck goleta :) all they got is costco!

[misterclownface]

@magitian20

What does Carpinteria has that Goleta doesn't?

Carp is nice but there isn't much there except a nice beach.

[magitian20]

@misterclownface And the fact that it's better.

[misterclownface]

@magitian20

Why is it better and what does Carp have that Goleta does not?

[misterclownface]

@misterclownface I mean't how is it better?

[magitian20]

@misterclownface There's so many reasons that an explanation isn't required.

[misterclownface]

@magitian20

Ah i get it now, you have nothing to back up what you are saying so Carpinteria is not better than Goleta.

[magitian20]

@misterclownface all i can say is that you are stupid and can get trolled easily. I taught you something about yourself that you don't even know. in a way i know you better than you know yourself. Ps. you suck :)

[misterclownface]

@magitian20

You must be lying about your age (32). You act like an 8 years old.

[magitian20]

@misterclownface HAHAHA you stalked my profile? creeper or what. Anyways again you're bad at not getting trolled because even after i pointed out that i was trolling you, you still went for the bait so that i could smack you with my troll hammer. now i say again ... you suck :)

[misterclownface]

@magitian20

I clicked on your name and saw your profile. Anyways you're a fucktard that trolled yourself.

Good job taking the bait.

[magitian20]

@misterclownface HAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHHHAHHHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH you just repeated everything i said. And i'm beginning to think that you have no idea what a troll its. Just gtfo of here before you embarrass yourself more than you already have. Quit with dignity! ...... with what little of it you have left that is.

[misterclownface]

@magitian20

"you just repeated everything i said." obviously not.

Is it fun to sit by your computer waiting for me to respond?

Here is some more troll food for you...Is it good? You like?

[magitian20]

@misterclownface 1. You did repeat everything i just said. 2. You respond faster than i do. 3. you are a retard. Nuff said.

[misterclownface]

@magitian20

Okay baby troll it's time for bed, shut your computer off and go to your room. It's getting late. You're mother will be in a minute to tuck you in and read you a bedtime story.

[misterclownface]

@misterclownface

*Your.

[magitian20]

@misterclownface honestly you're just further embarrassing yourself. Just go away, accept defeat, and get on with your life. Learn to give up when you're obviously losing. Now im going to go watch TV so just go cry in a corner and whine about your problems like you do every friday. btw you really suck at not getting trolled

[PuNkx3RaWkS]

...ah my hometown :)! ...kansas is gay :(

[getmynut]

I loved Carpinteria in the late 50's...

then we moved to San Fernando.

[ArmTheHomelessX]

I live in Carp(interia) right now and I have all my life. The video is innaccurate, but funny. School time gets kinda boring, but during the summer its amazing, plenty to do with your friends. I'd live here all my life if I could...

and all the "gangstas" here are all pussies...

[MythicalFlop]

I know, eh? I go to the high school they act all tough but they dont do shit. I'm actually friends with a couple of em o.O

[Stumpluverxoxo]

duh its not like that here...everything's always open most of the time....and if you go to the beach during the summer there are TONS of tourists!

[gramatovich]

fuck carpas and 9th st. you guys only come in groups of 20+. 1 on 1 your pussies

[madeline17017]

wat da fuck its not lik dat CARPAS BITCHES!!!!

[PuNkx3RaWkS]

LMAO! :) its my hometowwnnn :))!!!!!!

[93013Carpas9thSt]

was up then bitch u calling CARPAS 9TH STREETERS wangsters...then stroll by on the 9TH STREET BRIDGE ese BY aliso school...then tell us we are wangsters in the face...then youll see youll never ever talk shit again and ur a bitch homie...u wont even cruise by leva...its all good CARPAS IS STILL BANGING SINCE THE 60's...you white foos just afraid to admit it...oh yeah and NINTH STREET IS ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF CARPAS fuCken lame...oh yeah FUCC ARMPIT TARPETAS..SICK SIDE CARPAS 13..9TH STREET GANG

[itachi735]

I live there...

[93013Carpas9thSt]

fuck u foos talking shit...fucking lames..its all about that 9th ST GANG..SOUTH SIDE CARPAS 13..VARRIO CARPAS LOCOS..ese u white bitches always looking scared..wanting to pull out ur phone and call the cops when u see us strolling trhew CARPINTERIA AVE....fucking cunts CARPAS STILL ACTIVE putting in work on foos who talk shit and if u made this video say who u are fucken leva...CARPAS 9TH STREET GANG SOUTH SIDE BROWN PRIDE

[itachi735]

What the fuck, there's like no gang's in carp except for the wangsters. And you're a fucking idiot Carpenteria's in the west retard...

[getmynut]

Stupid Beaner...Go HOME!!!Take Your BROWN PRIDE(as in SHIT)with you!!!

[coyeti]

wetback

[mazternor]

Muy bonito - wow, don't you love carp...it is changin a bit, though, ...

[carmelsocks]

LOL. Just...LOL.

[jerry809]

i love carp!!! its the best city in the santa barbara county in my opnion almost everyone knows each other and you dont need a car really..

[beachbabe6785]

right now i live in carpinteria!!!! its the most beautiflest place!!! im sooo lucky to live here!!! and everyone knows everyone! the video is right you dont really need a car you can just walk around everywhere thats why carp is SOOO great! and OMG i cant forget about the beach! WOW youve never seen a sunset like you have in carpinteria!!!! I LOVE CAPINTERIA!!!

[getmynut]

I love Carpinteria.Lived there as a kid for 3 years in the late 50's.I wonder if Susan Steel remembers me?

[coyeti]

Me too. When I was a little bud, just 3 or 4 years old, we rented a home from the owners of an antique store. Lived just across 101 and down some from Santa Clause. Remember the swamps, the cat tails.... and I will buy a home there and retire someday. Love Carp and Santa Barbara..... Live in the Rockie Mtns now... but give me the beach. I'm a comin, Carp!

[getmynut]

Whoa!

I too live in the Rockies(Wheat Ridge).

I lived on Linden Ave. not far from Canalino Elementery.

Yes I also explored the swamps on a foggy morning (Bamboo Forest).I feel the same about Carpinteria,but can't take Cali politics.

I love the Rockies but I miss the ocean.

I'm headin to the Gulf.

[DANITA47]

I am so diggin the reverse mind fuck here! Oh yeah, i REAL EYES what u r trying to show here and i so agree!

[DANITA47]

Last year i camped at ANACAPA but this year will be right next to the ocean at Santa Cruz, of course, ALONE with my dog for sure! I hate when folks show up with all them folks only wanting to make noise and stuff their mugs!!

[coyeti]

New Brighton or Seacliff? Both campgrounds are great.

[tommrcall]

i have a beach house there

[jdgottwald]

ok... carp is not like this at all. carp is a lot of fun and sooo beautiful! and not everyone is ugly or a hick.

[shadowxd66]

THis vid is gay....it makes carp look gay, which it isnt. sure it gets a little boring but thats y you go hiking or surfing

[coyeti]

I agree... but thats OK. Lets keep Carp a secret. Let the crowds go to S Barb.

[CertainlySam]

Agreed!!

[mrpunk2]

My family and I go there at least once a week during the summer time. We've been doing that ever since 2003

[CameronDude]

OMG!! i always go there

i camp there like every month!

[Hothmaster]

the carp beach is one of the best beaches in cali. you can't be sarcastic about a town that surrounds a beach like that

[spawk1993]

HAHAHA thats not what carps like its a shit hole with a bunch of wannabe ganers and a ass load of pot heads (not that theres anything wrong with pot heads) I mean at least 70% of locals are stoners and ive lives there all my life so I know what im sayin anyhow carp sucks

[shadowxd66]

ok you got a point about the stoners but carp doesnt suck....sure it gets boring but its better then ventura and its no shit hole you should try going outside for a change

[99carp]

maybe you should move to Oxnard

[magitian20]

@99carp lol he'd get jumped by like 500 gangsters

[kelcij]

you dumb bitch, like l.a is better

[greeny733]

carp is not that bad

[reiterrockshow]

carpenteria is fun my wife and i call it camp boogie we boogie at the palms then go to our camping spot on the beach got to love it

[redhotflygirl]

Love the Carpinteria clip. Most excellent!

[MistaT24]

i go to carpenteria all the time and it is like heaven on earth u locals have got it good so dont complain!!!

[cholulafrk]

I love Carpinteria more than anyone. I spent every summer of my childhood there and everytime I visit I appreciate it even more. Things close early, yes, but the Spot Burger RULES!!!

[USC805]

I Live Here and its tight..

[munnymike]

Carp is full of drama no once cares.

see told you

ha

our town sucks /cry

[eyehateyourface]

white people.....wack

[djrun]

This mockumentary on Carpinteria is quite amusing, and from what I have heard, painfully true!

[zombie805]

meh, carp isnt that bad, but it does get dull sometimes. at least we have drinking, lol.

[riffraff500]

carp sucks! so boring!

[tupac93013]

u suck

[riffraff500]

wow. an intelligent response that makes hemingway look stupid. Congrats.

granted, my original comment wasn't exactly 'mind boggling'.

But seriously, Carp sucks. Notice when you ask what parties you're going to, 99% of the time, the answer will be some variation of SB

[jasonkoivu1972]

Heeeyyy, you're being sarcastic aren't you? I get the impression you don't really like Carpinteria at all! By the way, drinking isn't all we do here. We have a lot of meth users too!

[rythmekskate]

your a freakin lurk carp is sick. Rincon to surf. Pshhhh u suck at life