Minecraft Far Lands or Bust #042 - Rude Awakening

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

19:25 :D

[skorpion010100]

@BlackFlame208 so you care more about 5 minutes of your day than him making money and having a good life?

[FabiotheTurtle]

Oh no Kurt... Occasionally I've been wondering how you've randomly healed sometimes...

YOU'VE been eating the pork, not Wolfie...

[FabiotheTurtle]

2:09 As opposed to not beating? Though I do find it interesting you play Minecraft standing up.

[iPodEverywhere37]

SWEET BABY JESUS!

[legomaster597]

00:33 creeper bottom left

[remy1941]

how are we doing on creeper oh SH-

[Metalloforlife]

Thumbs up if you came here after seeing FLOB flashback

[TDproductions7]

Figured i might as well say this:

Your creeper voice inspired me to try and make a facebook account as a creeper, so that i could go to places like the minecraft facebook page or the far lands or bust page and just be like "Thisssss is a very ncie page you have here. It would be a shame if ssssssomething were to happen to it."

But i couldnt, so yeah :/

[PMDFanA]

ALSO, when you said "A.K.A. FLOB", google translated that as "k_k_k_ for wal-mart"

[PMDFanA]

17:03 You fed yourself, not Wolfie. :(

[dyciane]

@PMDFanA actually, it was more around 17:40.

[exodus9001]

At around 13:20, I stared into the vast blue reef and had an epiphany. Minecraft needs scuba gear.

[Vivace66]

Creeper General Diary Entry 42:An advance scout went ahead of the rest of our platoon to attempt to ambush the human when he emerged at dawn. The sentry standing guard at the time exploded but the human and his wolf survived. When the rest of the platoon arrived he was long gone but his hideout was mostly destroyed. By the time we reached his next camp the next day he was already gone but our advance scouts sighted him at the end of that day and we are now closing in on him.

[Ankstek013]

You're basically doing a video flob. Or Vflob.

[ArianaTheGeek]

"No creepers, okay..."

"That'sss a niccce hidey hole housssseee..."

"OH MY SHII-"

*boom*

The best part of the whole video.

[ArianaTheGeek]

"No creepers, okay..."

"That'sss a niccce hidey hole housssseee..."

"OH MY SHII-"

*boom*

The best part of the whole video.

[cowgonemoo]

-_- you ate the pork, not wolfie

[dimentiosbigfan]

I opened up MCedit on the Farlands or bust map to see if there was anything interesting under the path you walked and I came across a dungeon that had a mushroom growing on a chest 0_0

[Dramen93]

Ah, creepers are truly the masters of irony.

[fiercedietyfan]

ny god u called us farlanders thats the alias of endermen :)

[carlitomaca]

I have the Yobox :P. The village mod is fun, even though the seasons mod is on, and it's winter >.<

[Nick4359]

Okay, no creepers... WTF-BOOM!!!

[Zalamedas]

wolfy was sitting.. I think that's why he didn't attack the creeper

[Nick4359]

@Zalamedas Wolves don't attack creepers.

[Skizapper]

lol normal ass ocean

[nalaiscool99]

Kurtjmac- Okay, no creepers.

Creeper: SSSsssss

[garrysmodsroxs]

i love how you say sweet baby jesus

[terrorrname]

4:58 HOLY SHIT, LOOK THROUGH THE TUNNEL

[terrorrname]

look at the tags! sweet baby jesus!

[terrorrname]

there are no cree-BOOM

[lon3wolf2k9]

SHOW MY GOD!!!

[megablaster349]

It was funny that as soon as he said there were no creepers one came along and blew up

[TruthNerds]

You keep building beds right next to the wall, inviting random spawns while sleeping.

You don't look in all directions or listen for footsteps when leaving your shelter.

You build beds in rooms only two blocks high (10:35), which can cause the dreaded obstructed bed message or being stuck in the ceiling after respawning and suffocating.

You will blow it. No doubt about that. One day you'll die and go back to somewhere close to the map origin.

[BDGrennan]

@TruthNerds If he does happen to die he will simply spawn next to his bed one day behind schedule.

[ZarHakkarV555]

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN SOMEDAY!!! Hahaha! He would be coming out of the hidey-hole and turn around, and then the creeper would sneak up behind him.

[Tyeia6633]

"mmmmm............limes......"­

[Moonlightrealgirl]

I want limeade now...

[89cjb1]

If you look in the description of the video, you'll find that the tags include:

'Sweet Baby Jesus'

'Wolfie McWolfington', and

'Big Ass Ocean'.

I'm not complaining, I actually find it a little funny, But like ANYONE is going to search that.

(Funny if someone found this video by searching those tags).

[aliceandhatter23]

Wolf Diary Day 5 (?): It's been a few days since I've written my last diary, but things have come amiss. He's been attempting to feed me to keep me alive, to torture me further into his servitude. Every attempt to kill him has failed, and I have only been hurt further. His kindness will not end. When he emerged today I was happy to respond to his question 'are there any creepers' with a happy bark. Then the explosion. It was glorious. He was scared, but unscathed. I shall have to keep trying.

[nowayimdeadlol]

LOL creeper u were saying!

[xxxCrysisxxx99]

Turn in the teletext and watch what it says from 2:00 to 3:00 xD

[TheVurnPL]

8:13 you missed a sand cascade to make :(

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

Critical hits.

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

What do you guys think his coords are?

[jwblackmage385]

!!!!!!111!!!!1!1!1! CREEPER SMASH

[Dinoyipi]

1:32

Probably my favorite line thus far from FLOB.

[Mate13B]

At 17:41 you fed yourself instead of your wolf... :)

[Mate13B]

A cave right next to the sea at 09:04

[ThePlumenator]

That's a very nice hidey-hole you've got there... it'd be a shame if sssssomething was to happen to it...

sssssssss...

[TheQuinn50]

creeper fuel loaded 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 LIFT OFF

[TheSgtroach12]

Kurt: aaahhhh SWEET BABY JESUS

[ddpjr75]

Hi Kurt..

I (and I think some of us) realize that Wolfie is now part of the adventure...

So in the name of many here I beg: DON´T LET HIM DIE!!! :)

Let him finish the journey with you at the far lands

As always, I wish to you a safe adventure, and for sure will continue watching your videos..

Good luck!!!

[CandyGraham729]

CREEPERS GONNA CREEP

[symian125]

At 13:03 there is a natural four block tall sugarcane!

[TheRealBulluk]

@symian125 three*

[symian125]

@TheRealBulluk oh derp

[TheMinecraftcake]

@minerman1501 the silverfish is a bug that lives in the dark corners of buildings. I think we can both guess what notch is going for . ;)

[TheMinecraftcake]

It was a called a ravine

[BlackFlame208]

Don't become a partner. We'll have to watch advertisements every episode.

[smallintestine]

Ha ha Transcribe audio at the end

"please go to farm lands or bus dot com"

Somehow i don't think that will be a nearly as excellent website, or cause.

Absolutely love your videos.

Some sort of minecraft or tf2 with fans in the future would be very cool indeed.

As i believe you certainly class as having a fanbase now, huzzah!

[pitomba125]

02:50 LOL!

[phreekedelic]

How could you fail to make the obvious 'getting wood' joke at the end? xD

[llamawolf]

why dont you give wolfie the cooked porkchops? D: you could always get more for yourself later

[Zatinie]

That's a very nice Flob you have there, It'd be a shame if something were to happend to it. sssssssshhh......

[carneyfex]

05:00 - you keep EATING his pork chops!

[theforgeking]

f3 plus shift u gotta hold shift while u click f3

[derick1259]

0:13 - I was expecting you to make that sand cascade!

[edichez]

Kurt has 4750 subs and isnt partner, I dont know why but I have about 6 and am partner, why youtube?

[minerman1501]

the new water mob is the silverfish its mob skin is in the bin folder :)

[Serpen64]

@Kurtjmac, I challenge ya to make a CAKE by farming stuff you encounter during your trip to the Far Lands!:D

[DeathScytheBR]

Why do americans say that crap is holy =(

[niceguy1068]

Lol'd at normal-ass ocean!

[TheDGG]

Clearly, that Creeper is a fan of Hitchhiker's Guide, and wanted to celebrate the 42nd episode with someone. Unfortunately, that happened to be you...

[edichez]

@TheDGG It was For Perfect with CTD (Creeper Transforamtion Disorder)

[rulonis]

Big ass ocean> normal ass ocean :D

[TheyCallMeScribbz]

Instead of having followers... can you start having flobbers?

[wafflemale]

@TheyCallMeScribbz more like followbers

[TheMagus413]

@TheyCallMeScribbz

We're the Farlanders

[hotsaucefloatsmyboat]

@TheMagus413 Farland Flobbers :)

[chipotlaway]

If the minecraft world is near infinite, does that mean we all spawn in different parts of the same world? o_O

[obliviousfafnir01]

@chipotlaway Unfortunately no. But wouldn't that be cool?

[ind0ctr1n3]

@Choopawooki He gives the answer at the 04:00 mark, (Press F3 for X/Y coordinates)

[misanthropiclusion]

you should save a backup file of your world I cant imagine what would happen if you lost it or something from an update it would be horrible!

[Shmooki]

I was doing ghetto math, and if I'm not wrong, then it'd take 308 days of straight walking to go in one direction for all of the maps that a single world will allow. But I probably am wrong, I don't know for sure. A lot of guesstimation was used. Like the speed at which Minecraft Man runs.

[Diethoc]

Any chance of you giving out your Steam name so we can play with you on Team Fortress 2? :D

Also, let us know what class you liked the most once you've played a bit :P

[MrSockrates]

Wolfie is another burden on you kurt. Carry it well, or don't carry it at all.

Case in point: Don't you dare carelessly let him die, make sure you're actually helping him out.

[someone826]

Your bed was still there! Wall it off anyway in case you die! You should register flob.com :)

Your new album now includes the brand new hit, "Oh Wolfie, Be Careful", with the one and only line being completely identical to the title.

You've got eight years of experience. Teach someone everything you know in exactly 23 hours 2 minutes and 39 seconds. Dramatic Pause.

Youtube partner: not sure if good or bad. Should be possible.

Sorry about the tweetup.

This post was written as I watched the video.

[PrideofAshbringer]

Okay no creepers... SSSSsssss *BOOM*

SWEET BABY JEESUS!

[Minechomp]

Thats a very nice wolfie you have there.... SsSsSs

SWEET BABY JESUS!!!

[flabender]

Oh, and show your states again peez.

[flabender]

Map map map map!

I see so much sugar cane in your adventures, and it'd be cool just to see what the world is like.

[DarkxDizi]

Who needs coffee? Real men wake up with explosions.

[Ryanpkmn]

Hey, why not borrow a server for your TF2 let's play and invite some subscribers!

[J3000269]

That's a very nice Flob you have there...

[ChrisGranat]

BEST BEGINNING EVER!! Hah!

[Niloy135790]

Haha awesome video Kurt...BUT PLEASE DO MORE OF THE CREEPER VOICES! :)...Also, by new combat mechanics, maybe they mean like a block system for arrows or something, sort of zelda-ish...

[97cheeselover]

Very nicccccee diamond sssssword you have there. SSSsssSss

SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DommieNation]

Kurt - "Alright, no creepers out her-"

Creeper - "SSSSSSS....."

Kurt - "SWEET BABY JESUS!"

[thing2liv]

Go to the neather at some point! will reduce the walk time and be really funny to watch you dodge ghasts.

[MrWowyourcooll]

@thing2liv He mentioned the Nether like... 25 episodes ago.

He isn't going to go there.

[MangakaAndPivotMan]

Hey ever thought of try working for radio stations? You have a great radio voice !

Sorry for any typos i'm Portuguese xD

[TacticalSerenity17]

I always said KURT STOP LOOKING FOR CREEPERS but i guess you were right!

[TacticalSerenity17]

OH MY JESUS LAWLS

[EvilKlown100]

Hi kurt! When you do the livestream be sure to save it and post it somewhere like on the website after you are finished. That way people from other parts of the world will be able to watch it! You should also do a 'best bits from the livestream' episode of FLOB. So people who don't want to sit there for 8 hours can see the best bits. Thank you for your time. EVILKLOWN OUT!

[darthdenco]

"How we're doing 'bout creepers? - No creepers, ok."

Famous last words :D

[subkidproductions]

"That's what she said?" More like that's what he said.

[hark2e]

The description spoils the surprise! Please change it.

[PCProductutions]

give me the tickets if u dont go

[MrAlexerz]

kurt the math prof...

[bunkerboy991]

If wolvie gets to the farlands I think he will bug out and die because it's weird out in farlands. I watched a vid of the f.l's.

[TheGrassyBush]

17:40 You didn't feed Wolvie!

[The123musiclover]

I think you mean a valley?

[reversedkid]

HOLY CREEPERS!!! MUSHROOMS!!!

[reversedkid]

HEY!! DON'T FORGET TO FEED WOLFIE!!!!

[The123musiclover]

WTF? *boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooommmmmmm* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HA

[zorbakpants2]

Kurt, if your heart wasn't beating, then i'd be worried if i were you :)

[samus7124]

I thought that you needed a Youtube Partner ship to make 20 minute long videos and do Livestreams? Could someone explain to me the whole concept of Youtube partnerships and stuff?

[plungerheadman]

@samus7124 You need to have a certain number of subscribers before being able to upload videos that are longer than 15 minutes. You don't need to be a partner though. For example, I'm not a YouTube partner, but I have more than 100 subscribers, so I can upload videos longer than 15 minutes. Kurt has more than 4000 subscribers, so he can upload longer videos, too.

[Legolas75893]

@samus7124 If you even sign up to be a partner, you're time limit is removed(I think)

[ryanfitchca]

Get wood, check file size.

[hoogalaga]

'actually my hearts beating' um.... what?

[Undertaker18and0atwm]

I don't think woofie will make it to the farlands :( also you should get a facebook for all your facebook friends, since I use facebook more then twitter

[TheKurrk]

mmmm limes :D

[7TripleJ7]

Got wood?

[neogoo123]

"we have reached the end of this episode! Hooray!" hooray? HOORAY?? the end of these episods is no thing to say hooray to! =< bad hooray, we want MOAR! lol im just jk

[Aavenell]

You're gonna have to start carrying some shears around if you want wool, kurt.

[ThisIsNoise17]

Didn't put your customary torch above the entrance to the hidey hole at the end. js.

[Pr0ximaCentauri]

Justin.tv has a free live stream setup, quality isnt great, but its free.

[WhatsAKillingSpree]

Hey, Kurt. Get wood.....and check the file sice.

[SpeakMouthWords]

You keep eating the raw chops instead of giving them to Wolfie. Also, you keep running close to cacti so Wolfie will run into them D:

I'm predicting Wolfie will die in the next 3 episodes :(

[GamesterMo]

@SpeakMouthWords theres only one time he ate the pork and that was a rather strange thing, it might be a bug...

[Esupanitix]

@SpeakMouthWords If he's eating the pork chops instead of giving them to Wolfie, why didn't he recover health at 2:27?

[Serratus648]

I would be a little angr if we got almost all the way to the far lands (like 10 ep. away) and then a new update removes them and turns a map into Mobius strip... that wouls be nottchy.

[8waysSouthofNothing]

Talk about 1.7.1

[WhatsAKillingSpree]

Make shears! You need them for wool now :)

[jerrythedutchmapler]

@WhatsAKillingSpree Nope, you can just get 1 wool per sheep by killing them. Shears only yield more pieces of wool and let the sheep stay alive.

[CrashingThunder]

From what I know, all the lets players who have partnership (that I watch) are all affiliated with "The Game Station", a Youtube channel. I'm not sure how easy it would be to get partnership "on your own".

[Conmonman]

Megabytes and wood....

Lol

[rvmiv]

only press f3 after you get to the far lands!

[EdsSpoon]

Creepers doing shit like that is the reason I play on Peaceful.

[MrLarryChicken]

@EdsSpoon But then you don't get that fun sense of adventure.

[Serpen64]

This could have been turned worse D:

Wolfie could have died ;'(!

[AshtonHickerson]

when you do the live stream, can you record it and post it on here?

[spyro1201]

you sure like the numbers 8 and 20 a lot: 820$/8,200$ for the charity, 8 hours and 20 minutes stream....

[KilledCom1]

@spyro1201

You do realise that he did it because it takes 820 Hours to get to the farlands...

[mipsuperk]

19:20 lol @ "that's what she said?"

[Shatteredcraft]

At 7:40 you ate the raw pork chop rather than giving it to wolfie. That's disgusting.

[sensaeneo100]

Kurt keeps eating wolfies food

[wolfredbane]

 i think hidden easter eggs in your vids, even accidental, are cool!

[777pixlemap]

@wolfredbane wut.

[MrFish291]

You forgot about sheers.

[G3Du]

i had just woken up when i watched this. jumped a mile

[yorgle]

so, do you watch through all of the video that you've captured, to add in your text overlays, or do you just skim it a little? just curious about the production side of things here.

[777pixlemap]

Any creepers? No creepers. Okay.

OH SHI-

[hellknight50]

Maybe you should keep a tally of all the times you say "anyway" or "moving on"

[mcleanb981]

do you know how long it takes to get to the far lands? its on minecraft wiki... 820 HOURS!!!!!!

[wolfredbane]

Now, with shears, it's gonna be harder to get wool..

[Poyalneg]

Your creepy voice is awesome!

[mipsuperk]

OMG, take the friggen bed!!

[TheEocene]

@mipsuperk use your friggin brain, if he destroys the bed it wont set his spawn point. try playing the game in future

[wolfredbane]

that was what you feared all along......

[FreshFan1]

... Nether portal? Lava? Whats up with u?

[dafuzzinator123]

You should tear down your workbench and make a boat before you sleep, that way you can save daylight for walking

[saftig6]

@dafuzzinator123 Or he can make boat in the morning. So less mobs will spawn. So that creeper accident maybe wont happen again...

[tehworm01]

Limestream.

[Agreenbrick]

Remember so make shears if you need more wool in 1.7!

[shadowh511]

you are going south a lot in this episode

[GilWanderley2455526]

nicsssse hidey hole you got there... It would be a ssssshame if something happened to it... SSSSSSSS.........

[Xbox360fan4life]

Even if you do die, you respawn at the last bed you slept in.

@Xbox360fan4life yes but you saw how close his bed was to being destroyed...