I don't understand that planet either .When the planet Solyaris tapped into my memories, it didn't pour syrup on my head. It just resurrected my dead cat.
@PhantomAct He did From Paris With Love?...... Oh how the mighty have fallen.... I honestly didn't know that. Just one look at the trailer and I knew it wouldn't be good, so I avoided it. Damn...
@FrontAlleyBoys Or it could be the fact that him and Milla are married.... Every time I think of that fact, I vomit in my own mouth a little. A hack like him doesn't deserve her. And her talent is going to waste on those god awful movies. And btw, while we're on the subject of this duo, how bad does 3 Musketeers look? Its honestly getting to the point where I'd rather watch Uwe Boll's shit. Anderson has only made two good movies imo, and that's Mortal Kombat and Event Horizon
these people got my thingey me amd the school members where gonna make Element:the fusion of the power soon so it will come out in 2012 in october!!!!the thingey that you will die because of the best movie!!!1
@mcmackmt I dunno, you sure about that? I think that the defiling of videogame princesses just might be a tad more disturbing than the events that actually transpired. Although, I still can't look at soft serve ice cream the same way ever again, but I could care less about mushrooms :)
@DanSheaMovieReviews When you put it that way, you make an excellent point. But, if it was something as simple like two princesses fighting over a 1-up, like most co-op games were back in the day, I would much prefer to watch that than the vomit inducing video of hell. Still, a very valid point you make.
@mcmackmt Yeah, it all really depends on how deep of a gutter your mind is in lol. Is it sad that I DIDN'T think of it that way? What does that say about me as a person?..... We are truly tainted. On a side note however, I'd totally play the hell outa that game :D
@DanSheaMovieReviews Oh absolutely. That would be a game I'd NEVER put down lol. But don't feel too bad about having a mind that deep in the gutter, I'm pretty damn sure that thought would cross my mind as well.
@TomMSTie1138 Ya that too actually. Its been a much longer time since I saw Blade Runner as opposed to Attack of the Clones. But hey, if George wants to steal, at least he's stealing from the best, eh?
@iMBALANCE01 Ya I know. But its a very common mistake and most times, people pronounce it "Jo" so even tho it is technically wrong, I thought it would be a better idea to go with what would be more common /recognizable. Nice catch tho, but its not a mistake on my part
hilarious, excellent review. Plus love the plug for Blade Runner. I still and will always think that is the best sci fi ever... well maybe next to Solaris (the original) and 2001
@TheAngelmisa Ya know, that's a very good question that I have always wondered myself. Maybe she got tired of doing good movies and wanted to be Hollywood's next "go to girl" for crappy B-movies based on video games that are BLASPHEMOUS to those who actually know/give a shit about the source material. Or MAYBE Milla, as beautiful and talented as she is, is just really incredibly stupid. Either way, bad move imo.
This, Star Wars and Aliens are my top 3 sci-fi films of all time. I love it. Nice to know you do too. And ya, I agree, it is pretty stupid at times lol
well it's not like she speaks english well, and that first time she uses a computer she was on a language learning thing, that's why there were all of those words with the videos and pictures that described their meaning
@RDV333 ummm.... thanks? I guess... I'm not really sure if that a glowing complement or a hateful remark. I hope its the first one, being a huge Spoony fan myself :)
@DanSheaMovieReviews - If you're a spoony fan, then the first is accurate. However, if your brain is functional you would percepcionate the languid limbering corpse channel awesome has become and the second remark would seem more appropriate. it maintains a cult status due to obnoxious fans who lick their abstract balls and stroke their egos, which only leads to the maintenance of this aberration and the progressive erradication of comedy from the norm,
My name is actually Corbin :D
riseagainst1998 1 month ago
@riseagainst1998 That's pretty cool. Now if only you full name was "Corbin Dallas Multipass" that would really be something :)
DanSheaMovieReviews 1 month ago
When I saw the great evil I was like "zombie land " and then two seconds later you said exactly what I said
islalader 1 month ago
@islalader MINDFREAK!!!!!! -Chris Angel, Magician, Douchbag, Seller of the "How to Levitate" DVD
:P
DanSheaMovieReviews 1 month ago
sinead o'connor and matthew lillard ahahhaaa!!!!!!
majakowac 2 months ago
OMG NO TOP COMMENT.?.? THIS IS MY CHANCE.
JUSTIN BEIBER IS GAY
rockroll83 2 months ago 5
@rockroll83 That should do it alright! I'll help you out and Thumb that up for you :D
DanSheaMovieReviews 2 months ago
@DanSheaMovieReviews thankx
rockroll83 2 months ago
7:40 LOL
I don't understand that planet either .When the planet Solyaris tapped into my memories, it didn't pour syrup on my head. It just resurrected my dead cat.
Cassavius 3 months ago
First time I saw this...I honestly couldn't tell that Ruby Rod was a guy
alexgorman13 4 months ago
@alexgorman13 I'm sure you're not alone on that one lol. Chris Tucker was seriously awesome in this movie :)
DanSheaMovieReviews 4 months ago
metrosexual hitler"......lol
kevinxavier777 4 months ago
"metallic missy elliots" ok that was funny lol
bblue82 4 months ago
all night long! all night!
blisterpacman 4 months ago
@DanSheaMovieReviews I liked AVP (que the hate comments)
FrontAlleyBoys 4 months ago
Too Luc Besson now makes pure caca... Transporter 1,2,3, From Paris with Love...
PhantomAct 4 months ago
@PhantomAct He did From Paris With Love?...... Oh how the mighty have fallen.... I honestly didn't know that. Just one look at the trailer and I knew it wouldn't be good, so I avoided it. Damn...
DanSheaMovieReviews 4 months ago
5:03 to 5:19 I see where W.S Anderson got the idea for the resident evil movies
FrontAlleyBoys 4 months ago
@FrontAlleyBoys Or it could be the fact that him and Milla are married.... Every time I think of that fact, I vomit in my own mouth a little. A hack like him doesn't deserve her. And her talent is going to waste on those god awful movies. And btw, while we're on the subject of this duo, how bad does 3 Musketeers look? Its honestly getting to the point where I'd rather watch Uwe Boll's shit. Anderson has only made two good movies imo, and that's Mortal Kombat and Event Horizon
DanSheaMovieReviews 4 months ago
these people got my thingey me amd the school members where gonna make Element:the fusion of the power soon so it will come out in 2012 in october!!!!the thingey that you will die because of the best movie!!!1
schoi2000 4 months ago
@schoi2000 Ummmm......?
...... What?
DanSheaMovieReviews 4 months ago
@DanSheaMovieReviews What's the name of the song at 11:06? Please answer.
SnafuFrank 4 months ago
two girls, one-up. something we all can watch without losing our lunches.
mcmackmt 5 months ago
@mcmackmt I dunno, you sure about that? I think that the defiling of videogame princesses just might be a tad more disturbing than the events that actually transpired. Although, I still can't look at soft serve ice cream the same way ever again, but I could care less about mushrooms :)
DanSheaMovieReviews 5 months ago
@DanSheaMovieReviews When you put it that way, you make an excellent point. But, if it was something as simple like two princesses fighting over a 1-up, like most co-op games were back in the day, I would much prefer to watch that than the vomit inducing video of hell. Still, a very valid point you make.
mcmackmt 5 months ago
@mcmackmt Yeah, it all really depends on how deep of a gutter your mind is in lol. Is it sad that I DIDN'T think of it that way? What does that say about me as a person?..... We are truly tainted. On a side note however, I'd totally play the hell outa that game :D
DanSheaMovieReviews 5 months ago
@DanSheaMovieReviews Oh absolutely. That would be a game I'd NEVER put down lol. But don't feel too bad about having a mind that deep in the gutter, I'm pretty damn sure that thought would cross my mind as well.
mcmackmt 5 months ago
WOOHOO!!!! ^_^
Coocooanialassi 6 months ago
8:10 "Who would do such a thing???"
"Gary Oldman"
Cue M. Bison quote in 3,2,1,....OF COURSE!!!
Joecbg100 6 months ago
@Joecbg100 lmao not a bad idea, but I already used that gag once before... I'm not proud of myself... Sorry Doug :)
DanSheaMovieReviews 6 months ago
@DanSheaMovieReviews Stuff happens, Dan. Great review, PS see Rise of the Apes, honestly it's great.
Joecbg100 6 months ago
metallic missy elliots!!!!!!!!!! lmao
TheBrimstone26 7 months ago
Holy flurking schnit! How did I never notice the similarities between those two scenes from Fifth Element and Episode II?!
TomMSTie1138 7 months ago
@TomMSTie1138 aww don't beat yourself up over it. Nobodies perfect :p But yeah, its almost shot-for-shot, huh?
DanSheaMovieReviews 7 months ago
@DanSheaMovieReviews In his review of Episode II, RedLetterMedia noted a nearly shot-by-shot similarity to Blade Runner.
TomMSTie1138 7 months ago
@TomMSTie1138 Ya that too actually. Its been a much longer time since I saw Blade Runner as opposed to Attack of the Clones. But hey, if George wants to steal, at least he's stealing from the best, eh?
DanSheaMovieReviews 7 months ago
@DanSheaMovieReviews Wasn't there a MSTie line like that somewhere?
TomMSTie1138 7 months ago
lol i love love love love love love love love love love love ur t-shirt lol (two girls, one up)
XD i love it
angsplat 7 months ago
@angsplat :) you can thank 2010 New York Comic Con for that. I always feel kinda bad for the people that actually get the joke tho... *shudders*
DanSheaMovieReviews 7 months ago
I'm sure every man wishes their girlfriend or wife was dressed like Milla
DeathGodRiku 8 months ago
LOL! two girls, one up.......one-the shirt anyway
SnipeYourCheese 8 months ago
its pronounced as yovovich geez..
iMBALANCE01 8 months ago
@iMBALANCE01 Ya I know. But its a very common mistake and most times, people pronounce it "Jo" so even tho it is technically wrong, I thought it would be a better idea to go with what would be more common /recognizable. Nice catch tho, but its not a mistake on my part
DanSheaMovieReviews 8 months ago
hilarious, excellent review. Plus love the plug for Blade Runner. I still and will always think that is the best sci fi ever... well maybe next to Solaris (the original) and 2001
uneedtherapy42 8 months ago
this is very a great movie….But why did milla left this cool director for that pig paul anderson without a second thought?
TheAngelmisa 9 months ago
@TheAngelmisa Ya know, that's a very good question that I have always wondered myself. Maybe she got tired of doing good movies and wanted to be Hollywood's next "go to girl" for crappy B-movies based on video games that are BLASPHEMOUS to those who actually know/give a shit about the source material. Or MAYBE Milla, as beautiful and talented as she is, is just really incredibly stupid. Either way, bad move imo.
DanSheaMovieReviews 9 months ago
This movie looks like Heavy Metal... "Harry Canyon" ;)
LyleVSXyle 9 months ago
I can't get over that guys shirt...two girls, one up
loyalfalconflutist 9 months ago
@loyalfalconflutist :D I got it at comic com last year. I just had to buy it. Although I always kinda feel bad for the people who get it.... lol
DanSheaMovieReviews 9 months ago
@DanSheaMovieReviews it's epic. that's all I want to say
loyalfalconflutist 9 months ago
@loyalfalconflutist Exactly what I thought :) ... We are tainted. What has been seen can not be unseen!
Now where did I put my soft serve frozen yogurt? It was around here somewhere.... hmmm, oh well
DanSheaMovieReviews 9 months ago
a movie that you like but is stupid..............i like this movie too........planet of the apes remake refrence at 1:46
ultratron562 10 months ago
I don't blame you I loved Ruby Rhod myself he was too funny
99thJediWarrior 11 months ago
This, Star Wars and Aliens are my top 3 sci-fi films of all time. I love it. Nice to know you do too. And ya, I agree, it is pretty stupid at times lol
BrianTheBondFan007 11 months ago
well it's not like she speaks english well, and that first time she uses a computer she was on a language learning thing, that's why there were all of those words with the videos and pictures that described their meaning
StormyyDreams 1 year ago
Great movie, great review
MegaFrostyX 1 year ago
Hey, it's not - spoony!
RDV333 1 year ago
@RDV333 ummm.... thanks? I guess... I'm not really sure if that a glowing complement or a hateful remark. I hope its the first one, being a huge Spoony fan myself :)
DanSheaMovieReviews 1 year ago
@DanSheaMovieReviews - If you're a spoony fan, then the first is accurate. However, if your brain is functional you would percepcionate the languid limbering corpse channel awesome has become and the second remark would seem more appropriate. it maintains a cult status due to obnoxious fans who lick their abstract balls and stroke their egos, which only leads to the maintenance of this aberration and the progressive erradication of comedy from the norm,
RDV333 1 year ago