Re: Verizon Math Fail

[MrViduus]

Um..what did all that noise mean?

[hxcdsal89]

Fuck you

[fatcatbuzz]

This is proof that there are a lot of retards that live on the east coast.

[IDropShotJFK]

he's a partener..... how the fuck?

[emilylargin]

The improper grammar in this video made me vomit a little bit into my mouth. I suggest you to go back to grade school for a few lessons because film school isn't quite cutting it.

[TaelosX]

Fugly sunglasses, wife beater t-shirt, a hat with his name on it... yep he's total fucking retard.

[t0t4]

what a fucking retard...

[saef4004]

idiot

[CNminus1]

haha what a fat fuck

[the124Lscania]

you no wat? u have a fat body and arms just like a fat old woman who's in her mid 50's, pls cover up 4 fuck sake !! ur a fat ugly pig oink oink

[D3w10n]

You sound like Bugz Bunny!

[jordinsparksislove]

I's really don't knows what yous means. I'm not even sure how to react to this....

[SmileThalia]

@jordinsparksislove Duck and cover. Also, consider changing your name.

[MechWarrior324]

No's I's don't's know's what's you's mean's.

lol

[mr3mix]

I don't knows what you means

[xninjasFTWx]

DIE

[itzthecore]

you are a retard. Please don't ever speak again I really don't want to hear your voice

[LamentedxSoul]

I don't get why you're talking like that...

[ryand111]

learn to speak English and maths retard

[sigge951]

god damn hang your self

[emyllsomar]

This guy is so gross to you people, yet you've all managed to come to his video and comment on something totally unrelated to what he is talking about. Yeah I agree he might not be a pleasing person to look at, but seriously, why do you people care about it so much. You're all as dumb as "verizonmath" rep.

As for you dude on the video, don't worry about your looks, but do please get rid of the silly talk when you want to be funny and smart you have to sound it as well.

[MagicMan2475]

Dammit, don't encourage this guy to make more.

[ZOMGRatSlayer]

Lol, Youtube rage is always funny. Especially when they don't get the joke 0_o

[SaionjiTemple]

You've mistaken.

[frazza4]

way to make it look like you're drinking water

i knowzzz youzz werezzz justzzz suckin back on a soda whilezzz eatingzzz a hamburgerzzz

loose some weight before putting a fucking shirt like that

i know you knoowzzzz what i meanzzz you fag

[marcusjhung]

thiz meanz you FAILZ, get it? got it? good.

[intec23]

learn how to talk u fuckin retard

[mars1624]

hahahahaha youz

[TheNaruz]

dude i cant understand what ur saying u knot what i meanz? u fucken dumbass.

[rumorradar]

i knows what iz meanz

i have no clue on earth what youz meanz

[GuapoBen21]

why do you add an s to everything?!

your so gross looking man..

[bleedingmsry]

this guy is disgusting, "means"

did he die?

[zachdavisisjebus]

dude plz go die

[behemoth3]

You know you're an idiot, right?

[jakerocks130]

u got no balls u knowz what i meanz

[ingo5tar]

what was the point of that stupid video? stupid fat american

[Luuke99]

youre not funny at all and stop sending me messages ar respoding on evory video i watch !

[kavinsky909]

lalz @ jersey

[TheLockedownStudios]

you not funny at all

youre a fat piece of shit

do america a favor and slit your throat

im even allowing you to put my name in you suicide note

[moacrew]

I knowz what u meanz braw.

We all knowz what you meanz duwd xD :>

[micafonist]

i cant understand what your saying

[italiawiseguy88]

i knows

[eyobg16]

stop making videos. and you will never be famous cuz ur not funny and ur plain fat ugly

[Mai7853]

EAT IT FATTY!

[frenzyss]

life must have been hell to this guy

[5eku]

who stole what beanz?

[jeoneiscoz]

youz a douchbag!!

[KANETREADWELL]

Stop adding 's' at the end of everything you faggot!

[cloob1]

Anybody who spells their name in all capital letters is a faggot.

[KANETREADWELL]

That is rich coming from 'cloob1', seriously, if you insult me do it properly. Insulting my username is the most retarded thing I have honestly read on youtube, your username is supposed to be different and unique. I commented on the mans inability to use the English language.

Now try again faggot?

[cloob1]

KANETREADWELL,

Psychology shows that someone with all capital letters in their name usually feels unnoticed. Like they have no friends, little penis, lack of sex, and little masculenity. Your username appears to be your name in all capital letter, nothing different or unique. And when someone insults someone's insult it means that they, meaning you, are a pillow biting, ass bleaching, chum scrubber. In both of your comments you seem to be a real winner to me... try at a real comeback.

[KANETREADWELL]

*takes hat off*

[Gh0st3d]

cause cloob isn't a faggot name either. Least "KANETREADWELL" has real words in his name. Yours sounds like a something you'd use in sex, like a bad brand of lube.

[cloob1]

Hey, you're right! "Get lubed with Cloob", with a user name like that it sounds pretty unique and creative right? But, what's with Gh0st3d? It sounds like a sex position that a bunch of gay circus Russians would do. Like, they sit on the circus railing until their asses fall asleep then they have you come in with your Ghostbusters outfit on and role play the night away! Like your D&D nights exept far more dick in your ass. Better take the my lube and pain pills with you.

[Gh0st3d]

Random failure.

[cloob1]

That's right, Gh0st3d, the random failure that came out of nowhere and couldn't bring shit that should've minded his own damn business.

[Gh0st3d]

OK.. Lets stop the flame war =.=... Peace be with you.

[Klonkike]

I donts knows whats you means

[LeahMouse]

Why are you putting an "s" on everything? It makes you sound stupid.

[fldoughboy72]

Grammar fail!

[Adman1780]

I wanna fight you....

[cloob1]

Usually guys like you Adman1780 don't fight unless you're surrounded by people you know. Have you older brother ready for the fight?

[georgebarns]

High school must have been hell for this guy.

[xanomage]

I's donts knows whats yous means. This makes no sense.

[Helixonno]

No ones likes yous...

[hai2you2]

Video response FAIL.

[rootbootz]

You are a giant faggot.

[joshtheff]

means

[disbtom]

i dont know what you means

[skaterballer69]

haha your from Brooklyn!

[TBTB1337]

yous not funny yous knows what i means?

[luciferrisen]

Heh??? Yous sucks!! Yous knows whats everyones means?

[sexualcow]

............................

nothing i can say

[JenniferDJennifer]

you're the perfect example of white trash. go buy a new shirt that is still white and cover that shit up

[brianjordan4life]

i knows what he means

[Stravincy]

you thinks you funny's i thinks?

[ryberg31]

you still live with you parents Nose Whut Eye Means?

[hakkujin]

How was that related to the Verizon video? You are a waste of precious oxygen. You are the poster boy for eugenics. You are the result of dozens of generations of hasty unplanned inbreeding. I lost sixteen IQ points watching this.

[kairiXOXOsora]

ummmss sorries.

i didnts catch thats.

[kaisersouse]

I listened to .002 seconds of this before coming to the conclusion that you are really an abortion that someone forgot to flush. Shut the fuck up. You are incredibly unfunny.

[wbrycem]

Wow. I really, really hate that accent. Always have, always will.

[Soren948]

I dont knows whatchya means.

[kimborampage]

ull never be famous

[Luc1sz]

that was dumb

[GeneralTieb]

if u dont like the video why the fuck yall keep clicking on it and posting stupid shit.

[beefybologne]

if anyone ever told you you were funny they lied

[Truthiness231]

Vids like these make me want laws in place on webcam ownership...

[darkanine]

I dont know what you mean, Troll.

[D4PuNishEr21]

You are stupid he's either trying to talk like he's from the north or he really does have a northern accent. He's not trying to act black. Man you are dumb ass!

[blahblahblah777]

douche

[spremana]

so worth shit...film school should kick u out dick wad

[KewnBr0]

wow, thats just retaaaded

[gutgd]

fail, trying to be popular

[Phraun]

You don't know what you mean, and neither does anybody else, because you had no point whatsoever. You are a fat, brain dead and possibly drunken idiot. Whether or not you were being sarcastic is immaterial.

[Rastlol]

He WAS being sarcastic. That just makes this even more fail though.

[theflyguy555]

your kinda funny.

in the beginning you started off pretty steady, then you became repetitive with the "yous knows what i means?" so in closer, work on your niche bud...

[nephilimalchemist]

What the...? There wasn't any point made to understand. Or rather "know what you means."

[kdwormy]

FAIL

[mlegnar]

Iz Don'tz Knowz Whatz Youz Meanz.

BTW I don't think you went to college either.

[windsofthor]

you're dumb

[zisisub]

you're fat 'n' ugly...

[xeverus]

noz i'z don'tz know'z whuz youz meanz. buz i'z canz tellz thatz you'z a'z faggotz.

[psusteelersfan]

fuck you

[AlienBasevi]

Ok all I got from that was that your a douche bag and your impression of an italian is basicly adding S or Z to the end of every word you say.

[bridgejr1]

yeah, i know what you means..you FUCKING FAIL AT EVERYTHING..your probably still trying to find out the difference between $0.002 and 0.002cents

[big10inchs]

FAIL

[hobosown]

your italian guy impression(s) fucking suck

[scarabseer]

THIS GUY IS FUCKING IGNORANT

[namekuji]

You meanz you a dumazz white niggaz pleaz

[glowyrm]

I laughed.

[RockN311]

I DON'T KNOWS WHATS YOUS MEANS!

[NtrMssion]

Dice Clay wannabe?

[chan7dan6]

Yer, Beanz Meanz Heinz, talk proper mate!

[systemofaserj]

dude that is so good

[schutsy]

You're an idiot.

Does that make sense? (cents)??

[2911yalcj]

Why do you talk like you're retarded?

[renegade3024]

Simply because he is.

[pimpyourhideontube]

Former Verizon employee, perhaps?

[ShootsURhead]

OMFG!!! I totaly agree. :)

[CrazyPizzaEater]

I knows what you meanziz

[GeneralTieb]

u knows what i means. ahhah this guy is funny. ahhah lmao... funny

[ForTehWinz0rz]

Epic troll. nice

[MexicanDevil81]

means??? schoolses????? WTF....U A WACK CRACKER.

[t2000kw]

Take them to small claims court over the charges. If they drop you, you're out of the contract and can get with a provider of services that can accurately figure your bill for you.

[waaaaaw7]

I'm sorry, I thought you'll understand the word "you", but oh well. I guess you really didn't go to middle school. Well good luck with whatever you do with your useless life.

[dthlss1]

I knows exactlys what you means!

[cephastheroc]

debeli prasac

[JaysonSR]

Hell I coulda done the math to that little problem in 1st grade. It doesn't take much for math skills to figure out the difference. $0.0002x100=$0.02 is easymode

[waaaaaw7]

All I got was that you never went to college either. Also you'll never get famous. I bet you were bullied during middle school and high school (did you even go to high school?) so you quit life. But don't worry, I think verizon will hire some idiot people like you.

[HemiJeep19Responds]

Stop talkin about yourself chief

[p0rkch0ps]

Epic troll is epic.

[MartyDawg77]

i completely know u have no friends

[deCraze888]

WTF?

[TerranCmdr]

I knows that you needs to get a FUCKING JOB YOU FUCKING LAZY HIPPIE!

[YouToobWatcher3]

What's even sadder than your performance is the fact that you probably think you're funny.

[nightre]

you don't have a good new york accent... so it wasn't as funny

[matrixrory]

would you like a cheese burger

u knows what i means

[neoinuyashafight]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[melvinman69]

I rarely come upon youtube videos that leave me in complete disbelief. I have watched two of your videos(Re: Verizon Math Fail; Re: Man vs Wild fail) and they have left me in complete disbelief. However, unlike the other videos that have left me in complete disbelief because of how strange or violent they are, your two videos made me want to search youtube for a more idiotic video. You are the least entertaining youtube character I have ever seen and you definitely have the least sense of humor.

[josiahrooney]

I've been searching the world for a new way to epitomize "useless".

Thank you for ending my search.

[Enio125]

put a fucking shirt on!

[ZayzWatsoni]

Stop trying to be Dom from Entourage. He was annoying as fuck but you are 23203 times worse.

[Navas101]

Learn to speak proper English.

[GrafferX]

This bitch reminds me of the nerd comic collector from the simpsons

plus you need to get laid......

and a life

[crjb78]

i know what u meanz my man

[falssoo]

faggot fat ass mother fucker

[BANE616]

It's that slobby fat guy from Futurama in the flesh, unfortuantely he isn't as amusing as his cartoon counterpart, in fact he's not funny at all.

[mortson978]

duuuuuuuuumb.

-baby cakes

[frstcum]

i knows wat u means

[crazyguy47]

faggot fat ass mother fucker

[swinswin92]

I love this guy. xDDD

[IntoleranceRecords]

i knows what you meanses.

[tonobari2008]

crap, I think I should've used spell-check before I sent the previous comment....ya nou wat eye meenz?

[tonobari2008]

If I were this guy, I would worry about lacking sense of fashion rather than someone else's math skills!! ..moreovoer, I think Verizon should send him a check so he can pay a tutor and buy some decent clothes..

[mayawarriorjks87]

eye nose what youz meanz

[seemore10]

adding a z to the end of almost every word might just be the gayest thing i've heard in a while, you just sound retarded.

Please, if you ever want to have a relatively successful future, stop that.

[Zeroperez94]

i knows what cha meens.

[worsefight]

lose the fat u dumb ass homo

[fieryred1]

What you meanss?

Lmao

[mostliberal]

College?! COLLEGE?!?! This is 4th or 5th grade math. By the time you finish high school, you are REQUIRED to at least know Algebra 1, which is 3 or 4 YEARS ahead of this stuff. In college, just to be soft on the guys who couldn't pass high school, they give them a second chance and offer Pre-Algebra and Algebra 1 anyway. But shit this simple is NOT taught at college.

[XGamerProductions]

True. 0.002 of a cent O_O

Plus, im sure he did not pass English, or Grammar since i do not know what language he is speaking of. You know what i means?.

[utbsukhi]

??? fucked up loser.. u dont make any sense.. dumb retard

[CinemaGaming]

Are you drunk?

[ElNachato23]

I knowz that you don't knowz what you meanz

[fragalot]

i don't know what you meaz you fat fuck.

[rushfan992]

what do you mean?

[HorrisNorris]

i knowz what you meanz

your the only person i know whose cathchphrases dont get old

[jwn18]

I'z knowz what'z youz meanz!

[enuf1str]

little tramp suck ma dick m8 and go to looziz some watizz

[D1rec7or]

all i know is your unhealthily overweight

[cadillac8071]

youz knowz watz iz meanz

[dannyab3]

lol