WATER.

[chewondoggy]

if you look closely at 0:04 you can see that he is not actully wearing a watch

[Epixman5443]

72% to be exact

[iheartdragonz]

Its 12:38 pm and im still watching this!!!

[ScarfacedTyrant]

No wonder im always late

[raz123456789aa]

DAMMIT shouldent have moved from australia

[ItsEpicDanny]

Nice watch lol...

[Smallspam1]

I'm H20 intolerant.

[azzaman96]

wooo Australia!

[AsKSniperMagician]

So if the dam can slow down the Earth's rotation speed, what about those Orbital elevators in Sci-Fi movies? :O

[NerdyBashir2K12]

@AsKSniperMagician Wait, if dams slow it down, does that mean destroying dams speed it up?

[marcusap172]

No Rabies in Norway? Liek a baws

[Alexdude99887]

0:04 awesome but cliche

[Deadwolf9494]

Norway FTW

[LegoMega1000]

Butter. It's hydrophobic.

[Nassif9000]

that map about rabies made me geophobic O_o

[EvenFlow12345]

Feels good to be norwegian

[sjokomoro]

No rabies for Norway! :D In your face swedes! ^^

[Turzath]

ICELAND YES

[Herman1234123]

yeey Norway is free from rabies forever :D

[01ECLIPSIFY10]

I have da rabies... Do I?

[ChrisBclips]

sad fact the guy innthe vid with rabis is dead by now.

[Doomridler]

glad i live in austria

[albatroslollipop]

In the first Discworld novel, by Terry Pratchett, Hydrophobia is used as a means of travel. There are supposed to be trained hydrophobic magicians(I think), that are placed on glass discs and their aversion of water enables them to fly above it, a skill very useful in the observation of the circumference of the disc. :)

[onesockjack1999]

China make me die early, damn you!!!

[moe221100]

Thanks china your wasting my time

[MrEliteFeet]

An earth sandwich can be made from Nothern NZ and central France.

[andyynwa94]

Hehe! BuckingHAM palace! :)

[AlexLong1000]

AWWW YEAH! England free of Rabies. :D

[mycakeisalie1]

AUSSIES HAVE NO RABIES YEAH!!!!

[FazeDubstep]

So, why don't we just make a bajillion hydrodams and make earth slomo. Dun. :D

[theedoggie155]

aahhh man im American --freakin rabies

[Kat90001]

Thanks dam, you made my life a lil bit longer

[haroldminn]

@Kat90001 it accually made your life a lil bit shorter because you will live less days because each day is longer

[gregslife7]

Well, all I have to do now is fly to Spain and put down a piece of bread, then call up my buddy in New Zealand and tell him to do the same...

[rpfqy7zy8]

V good math

[impinkiee2]

FALSE the world has 75% of water not 70% more water has been builded up and it is 20% land.

[DATWEIRDGUY1]

4:03. YAY!!! Australia is free forever, thank god i live in the right country

[tennicioustime]

he wasnt wearing a watch....

[ImxFordY]

haha ireland free from rabies :D i am very happ

[mcr6478]

@ImxFordY My sister have gone to ireland.

We live in brazil.

The next time she calls us by skype i am going to tell that to her.

[scienceboy99]

@ImxFordY does that mean that i cant get rabies because im irish?

[ImxFordY]

@scienceboy99 if you live in ireland than yes

[MultiShmed]

what about earth focacia? You know they are a bit bigger than a slice of bread....

[BetterStaySneaky]

@RATMfam15 I guess so, but that is a cheap way to do it!

[RATMfan15]

For the earth sandwich thing, couldn't you just put pieces of bread at the polar ice caps?

[xXCantfindoneXx]

0:03 No watch-.-

[crazycartoonfreak15]

hydro in my bathtub

[MonkeyKing249]

i did the 7001st like

[xender411]

i was the 7000 like omg

[Karmelice123]

He makes videos on vacation?!

[ROFLHELI]

Mom:Time to go to bed end of the day!

Me: But i have .06 microseconds left!!!

[zckable]

@ROFLHELI when you say but . you dont hav the time :P GO TO BED

[xDesignHDx]

6,999 likes...

[MrCarcallas]

how to do earth sandwich? EASY put a sandwich at the arctic (North Pole) and on the other put a sandwich at the antarctica (south pole)

[Jex134]

@MrCarcallas Brain freeze never goes well in a sammich.

[descendant0fdragons]

3:49 do they just stick a needle to keep him alive with liquid nutrients.

[Crystal2193]

OMFG PAUL HEWITT I LOVE YOU

[mycrazycatXD]

i was drinking water when i was watching this xD

[razorraxor]

i found a place on earth where you could make an earth sandwich {canada and antarctica



[michiel2047]

haha, zefrank, I forgot all about him :)

[catamandoo]

i live in sweden and i thought rabies was dead...

[L33TPWNERS]

Is it just me or am i the only one who wants to throw a cup of water into someone with rabies :O

[luigihero777]

Chile as been rabies-free forever! Too bad I live in Canada

[fakkahSWE]

First thing of ALL TIMES that norway did better than sweden. CONGRATULATIONS NEIGHBOURS! trolololol ;)

[TheSmileyXXo]

You cut of New Zealand how am i supposed to know if rabies exsisted here!

[MrBhaps]

Invisible watch!

[gaurlol]

norway is forever free :o

[MrStellar13]

Why is australia all green that sucks

[zombiekiller248]

420 :)

[Pandaborg01]

Oh Michael, why'd you wink at me when you were talking about sammiches?!

[ChrisD4335]

so the recent changes in global warming is chinas fault, i'm cool with it though

[Phreaks007]

@ChrisD4335 Yep, all China's fault....wow you are an idiot.

[ChrisD4335]

@Phreaks007 well too be fair in addition to this dam most of the worlds industry exists in china and if pollution really did cause global warming china is responsible for a lot of it.

[Phreaks007]

@ChrisD4335 That is a much more appropriate thing to say, but still the US, Australia, Korea, the UK and Japan (etc.) contribute a lot to, the term global warming is just that- global, we cant all just point the finger at one country. It is the WORLDS problem.

[ChrisD4335]

@Phreaks007 it dose not really exist the correct term is climate change and is a natural rocess

[katysary]

i dont have rabies but im afraid of a very large vast ocean for 2 reasons 1. im afraid of just thinking about eternity 2. im afraid of large carnivorous sea animals

[hailbopthecomet]

Yay ze frank!!!!!!! As I lay this bread on the ground, I know my job ain't done. If the earth were a sandwich, we could all be one...sandwich! CALLING ALL SPORTSRACERS!!!! Lol

[ENTERRAPTURE20]

IT’S FRIGHTENING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH.. WWIII, EARTHQUAKES –MAYBE MEGA EARTHQUAKE AND GREAT TRIBULATION ARE ALREADY AT THE DOOR AND SO IS THE –RAPTURE (1THESSALONIANS 4:17) --ONLY THE HOLY ONES WILL SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.REPENT!READ REVELATIONS IN THE BIBLE.SIGNS OF JESUS COMING:DAMASCUS(ISAIAH 17:1),EGYPT(ISAIAH 19:1),ISRAEL-DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2),WARS(EZEKIEL 38-39 AND PSALMS 83),EARTHQUAKES(MATTHEW 24:1-14),JONAH'S SIGN(MATTHEW 12:38-45).GET IN THE ARK NOW!JESUS IS COMING!!!

[lolboyboy1]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 FUCK JESUS

[YouHaveNeverHerdOfMe]

Well...something is confusing me... i'm Norwegian, but if Norway never has had rabies...Why is there a dog in my garden with white foam dripping from its mouth and shaking in tension and aggression!!

[ModernLifeGamerz]

anyone else notice that he didnt have a watch when he checked the time at 0:04?

[NZLRevelation]

1:17 woo aussie!



[jpochoag]

what does the pink mean? "Significantly reduced"? How much?

[MrVoloxi]

Wow. Thanks alot china.

[jabooper]

@MrVoloxi Look on the bright side, you have an extra .06 seconds that you can spend doing something else!

[cweida111]

@jabooper *.06 MICRO-seconds

[jabooper]

@cweida111 right…that's a pretty important difference

[cweida111]

@jabooper VERY

[BoboConan]

this dude just made water interesting. such a man.

[TrayCaddyyy]

Getting thrown in the deep end of the pool when you are 4 and before you knew how to swim is not fun...

[Jesserulztheworld]

yayayayayay now i love being aussie, now it's more then likley i wont get rabies :) now i can die of other deadly animals/insects in australia

[DontEatTacs]

0:03 he has no watch...

[clubpenguin945]

WOOHOO!!

go Australia

FREE FOREVER

[bemanos12345]

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[kevinmauidude1]

The Like bar is as green and the vsauce. Hell yeah.

[5endstars]

ey vsauce.. ok.. you know how humans are always attracted to other humans.. well can there ever be no attracting at all to any human or specie (since some humans have sexual intercourse with animals )

[DavidEcclestonSmith]

@5endstars It's called asexuality.

[5endstars]

@DavidEcclestonSmith but like i didn't mean like reproduction .. i meant like .. sexual attraction but your answer did answer my question

[DolphinMike250]

Do a video about aerogel and that new substance that's lighter than it. It's pretty cool.

[Frostylete]

I love me some earth sammitches

[ThatRandomDude98]

YEAH SWEDEN IS RABIES FREE! FUCK YEAH

[NuxlyStardust]

Since water on earth is constantly moving, in part because of the moon attraction, is the length of a day constantly changing (very slightly)?

[Xhvtv]

Ha I made an earth sandwich, now I just need a person in Brazil and another in the Philippines.

[JamesNintendoTerd]

wohoo Norway's imune to rabies... FOREVER!

[amberstadler]

The modern Bill Nye. He deserves his own show! -3

[shadowsangheili]

do another video about water! you still have more about it to tell us!

[superrandomised]

Gooooo Australia!!!!!!

[wias100]

0:04 no watch

[TheChangito19]

Funny how at the begining he looks at his hand to notice the time, but he doesnt have a watch xD acting can be hard at times

[tehEngineer3]

@KawaiixGyaru Too bad.

[xRAWRx005]

If he stops making these videos. I'm gonna kill myself

[ZEROGAME53]

No rabies in Finland

Aww Yeaaah!

[DirectorKilburn]

Ireland and england,rabies free...AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[YEYGamez]

Bucking-um, not Buckingham. dont pronounce the 'a'

[daylgn]

Pedobear and commander Data had a baby!

[jakefreeo]

australia bossing for no rabies yeww

[PMChr97]

wooo, norway never had rabies! NORGE FTW!

[Theordenaryash]

@PMChr97 Aaaaaaawwww yeeeeeaaaahhh

[chocolateTeabag]

@PMChr97 stolt <3

[1upMaxify]

@PMChr97 BROTHER... i am also a norwegian sort... VI ER OVERMEKTIG... so is england... and a large list of other country's i like.

[Jesserulztheworld]

@PMChr97 AND AUSTRALIA!!! internet five

[jechet10]

@Jesserulztheworld That isnt entirely true...My mother caught rabies once, about 10 years ago from a rabid/wild dog/dingo ..and she was in australia...so..

[ThePeanutbutterbunny]

@Jesserulztheworld AND CANADA! *Brofist*

[SchokoSchlagSahne]

hey micheal, what is your job or do you have one?

you say your working anywhere but what? :D

[poisoncupcakesayhai]

tea taste like piss

[MrSorAnthem]

Poor guy

[ps3xpert]

This guy does great transitions, rwj probably should take some pointers

[Teggs22Jr]

silly michale, your not wearing a watch :)



[BL1TZF1GHTER]

@RATMfan15 yes before the ice is gone

[BL1TZF1GHTER]

good that i live in sweden :D

[GuyTakashi73]

Australia's rabies free who knew?

[gunny0488]

@GuyTakashi73 we're rabies free but we have the most amount of venomous creatures....

[RKDisDumb]

@GuyTakashi73 lol. AUSTRALIA FTWWWW!!!!!!

[boobasauras]

4:20 length means Michael smokes some greenery before he teaches us... he could just be ranting nonsense and we would never know XD

[GRiMxSG]

OMG .06 microseconds! In 100000 years our days will be 6 seconds longer! And in 144000000000 years our days will be 1 day longer! WHOA! I'm so mad at the Chinese. Look at all this precious time they're wasting!

[EpicSplatProductions]

.06 microseconds?!?!?!?! THAT'S WASTING PRECIOUS TIME I COULD USE TO FEED AFRICA OR STOP GLOBAL WARMING! DOWN WITH THE DAM!

[sandwichmannnn]

AUSTRALIA FTW!!!

[jsc66305]

What I love about vsauce is that they turn a simple word Into scientific facts like when someone asks u way does water mean? U will say all this

[MegaAznpwnage]

lolol 69 dislikes hehehe

[commenter5790]

Damn, I can't stop watching these vids. But unlike other addictions like video games- this actually teaches me something! Vsauce- the reason YouTube is still sane.

[lucky2kay]

EARTH SANDWICH!

[ZombieNewb]

But time doesn't exist so why worry

[TheSimsCreedGuy]

I'm drinking water as I watch this.

[pauloesnegro]

haha he looked and didnt have a watch!

[musicpunklover1]

Australia is free from Rabies forever? Awwwwwww yeah!

[icelinen]

Free since Unknown Finland FUCK

[sunnyDlight123]

Im gonna try an earth sandwich

[117starpower]

jesus can walk on water. a person is made of 70% water. does that mean if i walk on someone im 70% jesus?

[Skatesfy]

YYEEAAHH, AUSTRALIA FTW :D

[tomdoonan7]

Australia is free forevever!

[LoopyStudios]

Hydrophobic substances are fun. We did an experiment in Bio with moon sand(hydrophobic) and you dump moon sand in a beaker of water. It acts like it's just laying on a table or something without water. Then, when you take it out, it's completely dry.

[zombiekiller248]

Are you always somewhere different in the world

[SAN51095]

OMG days are .06 microseconds longer, YAY THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!

[legohombre97]

any one notice in the beginning he stared at nothing but his hand or time

[kinkyrebel]

damn u, when u winked, before u sed earth sandwitch it turned me on ;p

[foopiez]

that rabies thing was creepy.

[TrayCaddyyy]

If you drilled a hole through the middle of California it will come out in Australia.

[sDeezyeazy]

1:27 isnt that the big wall in the dessert from that one episode avatar??

[BuKuTyyy]

00:03 bullshit alert

[bugoy111]

vsauce should make a video in DOT about love :)

[mymanmitch1096]

water = h2o if you take 1 hydrogen out and put 1 into oxygen you make a atomic bomb, our needs of survival on earth, hydrogen, is also the most deadliest thing on earth.

[ColossusCat]

lol anyone notice hes not wearing a watch!? XD

[MarcelardX]

Oooooo dam, lol

[jayz2488]

0:04 your not wearing a watch!

[kodiak734]

Homemade Lotus Effect, youtube this:Superhydrophobic Spray-On Coating(Water Resisting)



[TiagoTiagoT]

If you make teeth out of hydrophobic glass and bite a piece of regular glass, does it also become hydrophobic? :p

[sonickhable]

you are late for the queen STOP TALKING ABOUT WATER!!

[TheJoshFernzGuy]

yay! malaysia is rabies free!

[Delcaroll]

Well here in norway we own some random big island up north we have called "Svalbard" and they recently found an animal with rabies

[joansben]

Norway is free for rabies for ever!!!! :D

[RATMfan15]

For the earth sandwich, why dont you put a piece if bread in Antarctica, and the other in the north pole?

[noobhouse1]

see you guys in austrila i am not getting rabies

[noobhouse1]

OMG why china your dam is making my day longer you have to get rid of it or i will