Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

[bryjbenn]

i lost my virginity 2 this vid

[3esSohYes]

thumbs up if a recent strip club visit brought you here

[RussianBeauties13]

i find it funny

[KirstyIsAPunkRocker]

I love this song.

[anael169]

am i the only one reminded of animal crossing with the "dada da dadada da"?

[Madando2011]

LOL "Did I just say that out loud?" I feel a bit bad for liking this song so much, but I've always liked the controversial. That Baby formula line was skating on the edge though  lol

[PaganDruidFuneral]

I almost collapsed my lung laughing when he said "Jesus jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo doo hole".

[RudyGotSUS]

This is some grimy shit! XD

[mulryanc]

omg x

[KCAZZIMIA]

LA MEGLIO CANZONE!

[Anniebubs]

i actually like this song but it makes me feel sick :S haha

[grumpysoreolbastard]

should be a lap dance is so much better when you make the stripper cry

[freddythefish100]

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.

So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ

is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole

with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something

resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later

I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.

[freddythefish100]

sang all the song on this album drunk wth my freinds :D :D :D :D :D :D awesome fuking hell of a time

[SmotPoker09]

hey tonight ill go to Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace ...lookin for love...

[MrWhitefiction]

but hey i am just a brown kid, ith no black in my veigns lol I wish I were black I be a whole lota asskicker.

[MrWhitefiction]

I think it is a bit of both worlds, lol

[judedudemude]

my dad like this song especilly the intro

"was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert"

THAT ALLWAYS MAKE HIM LAUGH

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons

through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,

milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

name was Russell.

is one of my favorite part of the song

[johnnycajxrt]

funniest thing about this song is... i deliver pizza to a strip club about once a week, and this song has been playing on more than one occasion

[10evilmonkey01]

I do my little kooky dance

[woodtick71]

i forgot how wrong this song is lol still funny though

[theBIGdumbANIMAL]

.... LMAO.... DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD???



[qoaa]

Rape is more fun when the bitch is crying also

[KittenLovens420]

haha this song is so F@!#ing funny

[KittenLovens420]

haha I love this song yes bash disney dam disney is a jew hater lol I pick on every thing lol I probably shouldnt but ya

[fishman017]

...name was Russell. Best line.

[wildstyle666brooke]

why are you tools quoting the song we arew all listening to??? we get the song! say something original you fucking inbreds!

[Bitchowaka]

@wildstyle666brooke Whos the inbred one i wonder....

[nikobelic25000]

Even this one I have where Jesus Christ

is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole

LMFAO

[johnnysparkes2]

fucking lol

[rufus99999]

Hello Carrie ! :-)

[hippyseeintrippy]

this song was made for Bambi Mcmillen outta denver, co.

[Shadechidna]

This song made me laugh so hard XD

[TakeABullet4Avril]

"Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Micky Mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembeling a chedder cheese log with almonds and Santa Claus' tummy tum?"

Dude, what the fuck?! I just love these guys!

[cummings102769]

i love this song!!!

[nissanrb25dett]

So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ

is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole

with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something

resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

[mizzkitty20]

"Her name was Russel!" LMAO... I laugh my ass off everytime I hear this song.

[yahn86us]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[LittleWeirdMonkey]

I'd like to give everyone a piece of advice from an experience I had with this song.

When your girlfriend, wife whatever asks you to put on some mood maker music for sex DO NOT put on this song. They DO NOT find it funny, sexy or anything of the sort. In fact you probably won't have sex that night or any other for a while.I know I didn't. Just a little something to keep in mind.

[TheLe627]

russle was just a joke listen to the song people

[jrod246991]

theses guys r retarded

[SuperShredder59]

@masonstheidiot well you should listen to it closely, it's pretty much just about him gettin nailed by a hooker named bambi, russel was just an intro (no connection to the rest of the song)

[BMWLDRider]

Too bad these guys weren't around in the 60's

[KitiaraSkie]

Whe she said her name was russell it was a guy dressed in drag

[pnh92]

@KitiaraSkie yeah thanks 4 craking that code

[twiztidmagik]

"And I went on to tell her how i'd wear her face as a mask as I did my lil kookie dance" Could you imagine saying that to someone hahahahaha Thanks for putting this on dude.

[blitzkriegdragon013]

boodhound gang so classy it's why I love them

[MeloFreak15]

this is just plain out perverted but boy do i love it!!!!

[EmoAnimeKiss]

XD this shit actually happens where I live. No joke it just described like 10 girls from my high school!!!

[sleepstalkerh2j]

where do you live?

[EmoAnimeKiss]

west virginia XD

it's hell

[Vihrenfeldt]

@sleepstalkerh2j sweden i guess

[Burningmace]

@sleepstalkerh2j The profile for EmoAnimeKiss says "Hometown: delbarton, WV".

[papagabeisgod]

@sleepstalkerh2j america??????

[sleepstalkerh2j]

@papagabeisgod i dont care where you live i asked EmoAnimeKiss

[mickystoned]

@EmoAnimeKiss how affordable are apartments where you live?

[jizzinmypants191919]

@EmoAnimeKiss so 10 girls in your school lapdance while crying? interesting...

[LaggyRandomness]

@jizzinmypants191919 stfu grammer nerd.

[MsMicki21]

@EmoAnimeKiss luv it lol



[Dude714x]

its just plain hilarious, i think we can all agree on that.

[4x44runner]

lol this song is awesome

[govnjaivko1]

so sick...!!!!but gooood!!!!!

[scrail19]

if you force sex on a hooker is it rape or shopelifting

[HenryJThomas]

It'd only be shoplifting if you didn't pay her

[scrail19]

aaahh one more question what happeineds to the socks that disapear in your drier?

[satanicrawrofdoom]

neither, it's just an old joke.

[maggot7777]

@scrail19 remember its not rape if she liked it so its just shoplifting

[avl10043]

@scrail19 IT DEDENDS IF SHE IS A HIGH IN OR LOW IN HOOKER. IT IS PETTY THEFT IF A LOW IN HOOKER, GRAND LARCENY IF A HIGH IN HOOKER.

[slidesear]

@scrail19 My wife says that it is both and that you be tried for both.

[driftking1209]

@scrail19 that is a good ass question



[craizygrl1985]

@scrail19 Both and vandalism to public property

[johncenafan8]

@scrail19 Both?

[NameOnTheSpine]

@scrail19 It's a hooker- who cares?

[perogie34]

@scrail19 It's rape.

[darknessofkrish]

@scrail19 A hooker here in NYC will cut you...

[BMWLDRider]

@scrail19  It's only rape if the check bounces....

[msbae]

@scrail19 Both.

[Supersomonerandom]

@scrail19 both

[cknell546]

@scrail19 Is it safe to say both?

[MsMicki21]

@scrail19 lmao... not sure

[EyeDunnoEither]

I so love this song! it is sicker than sick....at its' finest!

[AVGNFan4]

@316Lunatics it just blows me away