"Pack up all my files - file everything you see into a box, everything - you find a used condom, an executioner's mask and a goddamn spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!"
It's too bad that Jeremy Piven is an A-Hole. This is a fact, He was a jerk to several of my friends when he's in NYC. Probably why he does Ari Gold so well, the ultimate A HOLE !!
"I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate; how to answer a question without a question. Basic humanity 101, which, given your fuckin' diplomas, you could easily fix. Or, if you couldn't, give her a pill that could either fix it, or make her a mute!"
"When is it going to end, Llllloyd...!?"
"Soon, Ari, soon. Do you see anything yet?"
"Just rocks and dust and trees and tiny little goblins..."
That scene was all in one shot too. So not only is it impressive he remembers everything, but the fact that he doesn't laugh either. I always laugh at this part.
@dagawd100 how bout you lighten up by pulling the stick out your ass,
I was of course referring to the comment about the motivation us agents get after watching Ari work and all I stated was that you cant get far in the business world calling clients and associate "cock suckers". But of course you wish cancer on ppl who talk bad about fictional characters. go wack it to gay porn u sad sick individual.
Josh Weinstein disliked this video. lol
haxxxu 1 week ago
4:20 - would have been pissed if that wasnt in here. wife number one and therapist number seven GOOD DAY
canuk88 1 week ago
lmfao 6:58 - 7:03 haaahahahahahahaha
Netlocd 2 weeks ago
@Netlocd yup sooo good
canuk88 1 week ago
just tell him he's a great big fag
andrewhernandez1296 1 month ago
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Euclides287 1 month ago
7:00 sound like my aunt hhhh
YourFavoriteArabTV 1 month ago
Holly shet! Witch move is this? This rocks!
witalian1 1 month ago
@witalian1 Movie?
gir1258 1 month ago
"Pack up all my files - file everything you see into a box, everything - you find a used condom, an executioner's mask and a goddamn spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!"
caitysmollz 1 month ago 4
if he was an asshole to me or my friends i would laugh cause he is fucking golden
kcosta91 1 month ago
It's too bad that Jeremy Piven is an A-Hole. This is a fact, He was a jerk to several of my friends when he's in NYC. Probably why he does Ari Gold so well, the ultimate A HOLE !!
P715R 1 month ago
Pizzaboy disliked this vid.
mucknfold 1 month ago
Best character in entourage!
nicksimpson1008 1 month ago
WAKE THE FUCK UP!
MrRinalj09 2 months ago
"only daddy speaks that way" XD
AsianWhoCanDrive 2 months ago 2
Ari had the funniest temper tantrums.
CallMeVox 2 months ago
hahaha nice.....
MrSoldier218 3 months ago
Best 10 minutes ever
dietoten666 3 months ago
Ari should have his own show!
KeReMiD4O 4 months ago 11
Fuck you Yoko get E on the phone! hahah
NzE96 4 months ago
8:46 - One of the Best maniacal laughs...
KnightFox18 4 months ago
FUCK YOU YOKO lol
KAmaKAsa1 4 months ago
Lol at when he punches the wall
jacobVerst 4 months ago
giles <3 hard bif floeshy uncut penis
buto88 5 months ago
Soooo sad this is all over now! :(
MrPussMaster 5 months ago
A modern day Fawlty Towers. LOve him.
MooWooCartoons 5 months ago
"I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate; how to answer a question without a question. Basic humanity 101, which, given your fuckin' diplomas, you could easily fix. Or, if you couldn't, give her a pill that could either fix it, or make her a mute!"
"When is it going to end, Llllloyd...!?"
"Soon, Ari, soon. Do you see anything yet?"
"Just rocks and dust and trees and tiny little goblins..."
OneTrueEdge 5 months ago
1 person is Adam Davies.
tllauer 6 months ago 5
Terrence: I'm prepared to offer you 4 million dollars
Ari: four...Ok first let me counter by saying fuck you.
ilovetogiggle 6 months ago 2
god, dont you just love getting drunk with russel crowe and headbutt some goddamns kangaroos?
oskarlaalaa 6 months ago
I want to be just like him, on a muthafucking Wednesday!
xXfirewood149Xx 6 months ago
fuck you yoko hahahah
how long have you been in this town oapie? hahahahaha
lakerfan2390 6 months ago
So glad I don't have a boss like Ari Gold! I don't know HOW Lloyd does it!
MissTrixie1 6 months ago
Just tell him hes a great big fag.
andrewhernandez1296 6 months ago
who the fuck invited APA?
seanyboy6967 6 months ago 3
Theres 1 fan of the fucking BobCats
IMrAlexI 6 months ago 2
*Punches wall* "FUUUUU..........AHHHH...... FUUUCKKK...... FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!' Lmfao 1:31
xXfirewood149Xx 6 months ago in playlist Awesomeness
8:06 is the best part
xGBxBooZeRx 6 months ago
"dont be paranoid Ari, STFU!"
koutaman112 7 months ago
It is fucking Vince! ..... " Eric..."
sajberkurajber0167 7 months ago 2
Ernesto how many fucking pasos have i paid you in the last decade
34celticpride 7 months ago
I wish i had the mouth that this fuckin guy has
Inuyashafreak9494 7 months ago
ill beat old fuck and throw him in the pool, Only daddy talkes that way! ROFL!
Lmfa0x 7 months ago
you nasty twat, "I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES, I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROVOLONE"
LLLLYYYOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!
hawks2010champsbaby 7 months ago
that man is hilarious
KAREEMFROMBELGIUM 7 months ago
You need Jojo the dog faced bitch boy, call josh weinfuck, the light weight pen stealing fuck face.
Impressive how he remembers his lines.
AngstFisch 7 months ago
@AngstFisch
That scene was all in one shot too. So not only is it impressive he remembers everything, but the fact that he doesn't laugh either. I always laugh at this part.
xero37 6 months ago
FUCK YOU YOKO GET E ON THE PHONE HAHAHHHAAH
Omarqureshi 7 months ago 2
everybody stop i didnt go to the lakers game cuz they were playing the fuckin bobcats and i came here today
glizzinmypants 7 months ago
LLLLYYYYYYOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
stevendaly4 7 months ago
i didnt go to the lakers game because they were playing the fucking bobcats
JJ619316 7 months ago
Hitler's evil twin....GODDAMN!!!LOL
blackbruelee 7 months ago
A GAGGLE OF SILVER BACK APES
PeaceSignUp26 8 months ago 6
you need joe joe the dog face bitch boy, call josh winefuck hahaha great
baxtergallagher 8 months ago
at second 7:27 haha
MrLan247 9 months ago
theres a fail at the background wall logo , its suppost to read MGA hahaha its upside down
MrLan247 9 months ago
1:31 - 1:40 I laughed until tears were streaming down my face!!! =D
tdizzy250 10 months ago
"Just rocks and dust and trees and tiny little goblins."
MattTakkkkk 10 months ago
im sure if i were a man, i would be this guy haha
sslohier 10 months ago
'only daddy speaks that way!'
sslohier 10 months ago
Ari is GOD.
purplepajamapimp 11 months ago
fuck you yoko! get E on the phone hahahaha
doggfather9840 1 year ago
Ari Gold turns me on
Fishmoo69 1 year ago
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best anger of Ari ever 1:31
panwalek 1 year ago
1:31 best anger of Ari ever :)
panwalek 1 year ago
Only one season left. : (
cesarneen 1 year ago
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otoolej11 1 year ago
i have to watch an ari video at least once a day before i start any form of work. i want to be him real talk.
2hoesat1ce 1 year ago 110
@2hoesat1ce minus the extreme vularity he is the BEST
samrayiii 8 months ago
@samrayiii fuk u bitch extreme vulgarity is the fukin best go catch cancer u fukin bitch
dagawd100 8 months ago
@dagawd100 how bout you lighten up by pulling the stick out your ass,
I was of course referring to the comment about the motivation us agents get after watching Ari work and all I stated was that you cant get far in the business world calling clients and associate "cock suckers". But of course you wish cancer on ppl who talk bad about fictional characters. go wack it to gay porn u sad sick individual.
samrayiii 8 months ago
@samrayiii go drink sperm skank
dagawd100 8 months ago
@2hoesat1ce hahaha me 2! looove this video, laughing every time!!
hva a good day ari
thanks, and congrats again babs (waits to sec) you nasty twat. hahaha loove that clip!
sbijno 6 months ago
four?... OK, first, let me counter by saying fuck you HAHAH
brillz55 1 year ago 6
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brillz55 1 year ago
Fuck the phones Lloyd....., Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty fuck, "Don't Answer"
Victormorenocabrero 1 year ago 68
@Victormorenocabrero
"They Dont fuck eachother do they?"
"YEAH."
purplepajamapimp 11 months ago
Classic Ari. nice upload
McMackey23 1 year ago
hah!
roosebot 1 year ago