DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DON NOT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOULL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
@TheBlooigloo You're in my head. Run!!!! Before the voices find you. They told me to type 'lame' and are busy looking at the results. Runnnn before they realize you're in there.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLYWORKS
Dont read this cause it really works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. TOMORROW WILL BBE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY . SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS REALLY SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORK
Dont read this cause it really works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. TOMORROW WILL BBE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY . SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS REALLY SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORK
a number of these "techniques" are actually rather useful in the heat of the moment when you're not thinking how to defend with full-blown offensive tactics and aren't trained to be calm enough for steady muscle control.
presentation, on the other hand, could have been polished to be less "dorky" and "lame" as one would call it, but the directions are simple and concise nonetheless.
my name is kiki and i was raped before i died i used to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people i was tortoured and raped until i could no longer breathe those meanies now suffer and die and those who did not repost this to five videos will die to i hate this 2 buti believe at the strike of 12 am those who did not repost will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face coverd with long black hair those who did repost this willget a kiss from there crush
u must read this.once u have started there is no turning back.a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945.her body was not found until 1947.then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message.the dead girl appeard in his room haunting him and killed him.if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you.well better start to copy and paste.
u must read this once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. her body was not found until 1947 . then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this into 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight & haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy
BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT SOMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN.NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY .SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
What's messed up is that some of these are legitimate techniques. Just executed very poorly, and without any concept of how to use them in a real fight. Funny video. But weird training group.
@BonfireMusicRocks Comedy. You cannot convince me that when your right hand gets locked up, that majically your left hand becomes paralized. Although that kick to the testicals would work.
These are funny to watch and the guys are hilarious, but try a few... It's the simple stuff that works. The finger to the notch at the base of the neck is nasty.
I usually use the toss-glasses + lie down and kick like a girl combination. If this does not severely injure the opponent I finish him off with a pat on the head.
12 facts 1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what"
12 facts 1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what"
@getalought42 dude look just ask ur mom how fun it was yesterday riding my dick cuzz ur dad didnt have anyballs to fuck her so i met her and i fucked her and p.s
5 days ago . once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
i wonder if these moves really work.. im going to attempt it....
TINYPNUT 3 days ago
lol
MusicYumL0ver 5 days ago
that was lame but thumbs up on the tash
XxTRiGGzxX 1 week ago
I was going to joke about his moustache until i got a knee to the face.
TheBananar 2 weeks ago
ball flurries WHAT THE FUCK
wheelmanv 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
Thumbs up for HELP ! 00:09
blackspiderguy 4 weeks ago
Choke. Full board? Choke. Bleeaaaeehh!!
FlamingKain311 4 weeks ago
I LOL'd
SteveHandlebar 1 month ago
Isn't it ironic that in the "rekated videos" thing, the same video is titled "Ultimate Self Defence"?
n00ball4 1 month ago
I am speechless
dooragnia 1 month ago
Haha I just put in lame in YouTube's search box and this gem was here so funny!
tape4684 1 month ago
BLAAAAH Uhn!
MrBigyellowbus 1 month ago
Choke
Full Board
Choke
arrgh ech
troyklassen414 1 month ago
Haaaa
jklmno110 2 months ago
tão retardado ter uma vida
jklmno110 2 months ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DON NOT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOULL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
daniellewslee 2 months ago
HAAHAHA LOL
AeronDylan 2 months ago
2:13 What to do if he has a bald head??
trueffelsucher 2 months ago
Word from the master:
"These techniques are so effective, they've prevented me from ever getting in a real fight"
tehUBERn00blet 2 months ago
tae kwon blow
calikeano 3 months ago
this is so stupid hahahaha
tnpbass22 3 months ago
Takedown Defense: What is he's bald?
FraAngelico729 3 months ago
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whoever gets top comment is gay
dakilla396 3 months ago
pause 1:55....
i'm i the only one thingking of somting... sexualy?
alexveldin 3 months ago
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@alexveldin yes you are the only one
ontheedge1987 3 months ago
4:20 only good part xD
MrKiddKevinn 3 months ago
thumbs up if you were bored so you just typed lame...........this is entirely the word 'lame'
TheBlooigloo 3 months ago 93
@TheBlooigloo You're in my head. Run!!!! Before the voices find you. They told me to type 'lame' and are busy looking at the results. Runnnn before they realize you're in there.
Yep. Was bored and typed lame
stinkydoggy98 1 month ago
@stinkydoggy98 -_-
TheBlooigloo 1 month ago
and you're gonna go back to your friends...and they're all gonna say... "howdy doo dat?"
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Hey, please check out my new video :)
debbiesedem 3 months ago
0:11 get the fuck up outta here!!!! HAHAHA
XxDatMeanMoFoxX 4 months ago
ok... so you smoke and so do a lot of other people, how does that apply to self defense???
huyhuy14 4 months ago
the only time you'll ever hear somebody say "The whole kick is in the ankle"
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLYWORKS
ganjamanotie 4 months ago
WTF KINDA MUSTACHE IS THAT LOL
airbornes96 4 months ago
teach me how to dougie teache me teach me how to dougie
jdhmd59 4 months ago
4:35 I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS HAHAHAHAHA
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Dont read this cause it really works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. TOMORROW WILL BBE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY . SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS REALLY SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORK
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Dont read this cause it really works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. TOMORROW WILL BBE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY . SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS REALLY SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORK
MrMelleBoy 4 months ago
thumbs up if u agree it said "cow" at 0:10
KingZeg 4 months ago
a number of these "techniques" are actually rather useful in the heat of the moment when you're not thinking how to defend with full-blown offensive tactics and aren't trained to be calm enough for steady muscle control.
presentation, on the other hand, could have been polished to be less "dorky" and "lame" as one would call it, but the directions are simple and concise nonetheless.
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@ 3:55 Seriously, do you understand joint manipulations?
Revanchist12 5 months ago
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my name is kiki and i was raped before i died i used to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people i was tortoured and raped until i could no longer breathe those meanies now suffer and die and those who did not repost this to five videos will die to i hate this 2 buti believe at the strike of 12 am those who did not repost will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face coverd with long black hair those who did repost this willget a kiss from there crush
joliza123 5 months ago
This is hilarious.
MagentaFleurs 5 months ago
Bleeehhh Bloh!!!!
filmageddon 5 months ago
This had actually helped me in a few ways....
#1: Don't have lame friends.
#2: Don't use collar lock on someone that is immune.......
#3: When pushed from behind, use cat like reflexes and jump backwards while doing a 180, while throwing your fists at their face :)
Thanks for watching ;D
dornob13 5 months ago
thumbs up if you saw a top comment about you were bored and typed in (word)
MegaHelloKitty4 5 months ago
LAME
GottaLovePWI 5 months ago
fake and gay
trashbaghole 5 months ago
actually these beat about 50% of martial arts school in america
asianboi1004 5 months ago
first 18 seconds are most funny
Music4life495 5 months ago
Play Guile's Theme and this I guarantee will be a kickass video.
allergicdandelion 5 months ago
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Y dont I just stick my finger in his butthole
PleaseCrucifYSTRY 5 months ago
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u must read this.once u have started there is no turning back.a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945.her body was not found until 1947.then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message.the dead girl appeard in his room haunting him and killed him.if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you.well better start to copy and paste.
aaaa123456x 6 months ago
2:30 hahahah
SoulMaster64 6 months ago
In fact, it is very interesting. It might save your life..
JohnyR82 6 months ago
we're not playin' acting 'cus this really hurts...
imNotanExampleRdotDo 6 months ago
hitmehitmehitmehitme! You can't. lmbooo
bobmarleylova1995 6 months ago
0:18 min
Oo He broke the bro Codex -.-
MrAllrounder01 6 months ago
none of this worked, i got beat up
juggaluggalotus17 6 months ago
mega lame!
kkostas86 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you died when it said "Ball Flurries" 4:14
WhiteWolf7696 7 months ago
Thumbs up if u typed "Mother fucker fuck her fuckin fuck"
T0ff4n 7 months ago
its so over 9000
unktzor 7 months ago
u must read this once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. her body was not found until 1947 . then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this into 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight & haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy
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BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT SOMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN.NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY .SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
austino5299 7 months ago
manny pacquiao taught karate im glad he stuck with boxing lol
ezkeyboardkid58 7 months ago
at nine seconds he yells HELP!!! haha
MrBodubs 7 months ago
This is so misleading. The Gracies invented MMA and they claim that this is what they are afraid to teach ... How lame ._. lol
PhillipnJeflex 7 months ago
just pop
pinkywinkyhaha 7 months ago
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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!!! AMAZING!!! EXTREME!!!
platynakrk 7 months ago
His throat is like a funny button :D
drunkentoad96 8 months ago
Hahah!!
pitelanewot 8 months ago
And remember kids: Crying doesn't make them stop.
FancyJewGirl 8 months ago 12
That's GAYJITSU to you! Retardation all the way, buddy.
trolartful 8 months ago
5:14
isaacdubin 8 months ago
AT ABOUT 1:33, THE FUNNIST CRAP. LMAO!!!
cuchulainn1967 8 months ago
This is self defense is also known as wing chun
TheUglyPaperBagMan 8 months ago
lol you can twist his leg all day long 3:27
RETRODANIEL360 9 months ago
lol i typed lame cause i was bored
1SavageDragon1 9 months ago 2
@1SavageDragon1 me too!!!
karlvinland 8 months ago
...lame
FuzziiPanda 9 months ago
lol press 1 alot and hes looks like hes getting raped
xXD1MZXx 9 months ago
God that opening montage and me in PAINFUL laughter! JESUS H CHRIST.
BustaJonesGavin 9 months ago
I'm sure if everyone thinks hard, they can remember guys like these back in highschool. If you can't think of anyone, than it was probably you
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS
halalen871 9 months ago
This is way lame but there's some good moves in there... :)
thekandykain 9 months ago
lol I searched "lame" and this was the first thing to come up HAHAHAHAHA.
jschools09 10 months ago
@jschools09 OMG i did the same thing LOL
pezilla123 9 months ago
Confrontation:
Choke.
Full board?
Choke.
BLARRGGHH!
UURRGGHHHHH!
kotorperast 10 months ago 40
wow very nice karate kid
jizz66123 10 months ago
BLLLLllaaaaHHH UggghhhhhHH
shauryagoel 10 months ago
@shauryagoel lawl
ecorobo 10 months ago
justin longs dad?
TheSinlessDefender 10 months ago
Hmmm. I like this vid!
At 04:51 - before I'd do that, I'd tell him I have aids ot hepatitus first.
PaultheSmallAnomaly 10 months ago
04:51 Hahahahaha!!! I can do that! :-D
PaultheSmallAnomaly 10 months ago
01:33 ff ---> Nice beat. I'm being inspired for a song.
PaultheSmallAnomaly 10 months ago
Choke *blah* knee to face
ellectriclobster 10 months ago
how if the opponent is bold???
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My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
supermeTricmAn 11 months ago
Pussy fightin
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My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
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My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
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My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
iamscare00 11 months ago
4:34 Lame'st Trick ever.. not in the BALLS!!! WTF?!?
BloKK187 11 months ago
4:34 Lame'st Trick ever.. not in the BALLS!!! WTF?!?
BloKK187 11 months ago
wasn't he the bassist in Spinal Tap?
burtiet 11 months ago
lolz :O
balmoraman 11 months ago
lol i typed "lame" and got this XD
balmoraman 11 months ago 10
@balmoraman i did the same
superganja24 11 months ago
lol
watch?v=ezVqcyKcPzM
Sairyoku00Udemae 11 months ago
Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com
malaria333 11 months ago
who searched lame
ottozing 1 year ago 62
@ottozing guilty
schreudes 11 months ago
@ottozing I was looking for a song
dudeimnotcool 3 months ago
What's messed up is that some of these are legitimate techniques. Just executed very poorly, and without any concept of how to use them in a real fight. Funny video. But weird training group.
mikeochandler 1 year ago
Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter
oscarrulz 1 year ago
ohhh my, what a horrible thing!!!
MrWesley3000 1 year ago
lol wow this was so useful! lmao!
m16police 1 year ago
lame
zapatos123123 1 year ago
/?i=1099219
Liberationify 1 year ago
4:21 killed me
nonglotter 1 year ago
1:50 is self defense against someone trying to give you a free bj
pieroDaG 1 year ago
Thumbs up if u were bored and typed ''Lame''
B2fKerstrap 1 year ago 406
@B2fKerstrap dude no fucking way thats exactly what I did.
JBarPlaysDrums 1 year ago
@JBarPlaysDrums Haha same here..wow this was really worth it huh?
kircozs 1 year ago
@kircozs totally fucking worth it. We've all bonded over this.
JBarPlaysDrums 1 year ago
@JBarPlaysDrums Hell yeh! :P
kircozs 11 months ago
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kircozs 11 months ago
@B2fKerstrap hahahahah that is EXACTLY what i did
thereallybigj 9 months ago
@B2fKerstrap whoa man howd you know
porksword11 7 months ago
@B2fKerstrap ....you're a psychic. lol that's exactly what I did.
Alexper12 6 months ago
@B2fKerstrap hahahahha!!!!!!! so did
lolurscrewed 5 months ago
@B2fKerstrap thumbs up if u did that then read this
jdhmd59 4 months ago 3
@ 2:33 WHAT THE HELL with that move?!
archimagine75 1 year ago
4:30 - LOL
xmonke55 1 year ago
I didnt know the Bass Player from spinal tap had his own self defence video
jigalojim 1 year ago
the jeans @ 2:17 are creepy...no back pockets? those are women jeans, dude!
sheeba11 1 year ago
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sheeba11 1 year ago
oh em gee
Kassxxkelly 1 year ago
LOL is this for real? Or is this a comedy sketch?
BonfireMusicRocks 1 year ago
@BonfireMusicRocks Comedy. You cannot convince me that when your right hand gets locked up, that majically your left hand becomes paralized. Although that kick to the testicals would work.
Hitter84 1 year ago
@BonfireMusicRocks If you want to see real good selfdefense techniques check out my favorites o my channel.
Hitter84 1 year ago
Now I know where Brock lesnar learned to fight
dethshank 1 year ago
These are funny to watch and the guys are hilarious, but try a few... It's the simple stuff that works. The finger to the notch at the base of the neck is nasty.
MichelleBBowman 1 year ago
/watch?v=7TLyBGp7TOE
nickthe5th 1 year ago
put on audioscript and go to 1:03 :D fuck you all im doing the first word bitches fuck you
ultimatebeunhaas 1 year ago
2:20 to 2:36 is the best one. I use it all the time. Effectively, even.
LifeIsNotAGarden 1 year ago
comedy!!
funny stuff!
what show is this from?
NoomaToon 1 year ago
send this to RWJ!!!
youarelikepoison 1 year ago 2
i really doubt that any of this shit would work.
amberleighha 1 year ago
this is lame.
amrosik 1 year ago
the video is lame
askaichin 1 year ago
hahahahah nice mustache .
cookiecu 1 year ago
believe it or not that guys a black belt in karate,
LaZyAzNbOy23 1 year ago
That dudes mustache is self defense against getting laid
johnnykage 1 year ago 127
@johnnykage whoa... that stashe is the epitome of sexy
snappy2332 8 months ago
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johnnykage 1 year ago
I usually use the toss-glasses + lie down and kick like a girl combination. If this does not severely injure the opponent I finish him off with a pat on the head.
napischu 1 year ago
I'm more afraid of dude's moustache than his "fighting" skills.
Although, the spitting of the drink technique does work....as long as you follow it up with a .45 hollow point to the head.
BigSkippy1263 1 year ago
@BigSkippy1263 they say underneath his moustache is another fist
pana619 1 year ago
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12 facts 1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what"
tahoemountainman 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
12 facts 1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what"
tahoemountainman 1 year ago
pause at 1:52.. WOAH!
Skiyzify 1 year ago
lol wat if he does't have any hair?? ohwwww wat now?? =P
bloodelfff97 1 year ago
@bloodelfff97 this is probably how you fight
getalought42 1 year ago
@getalought42 naa i think when ur dad taught you to fight he taught you to runa and scream like a baby just like he does :)
bloodelfff97 1 year ago
@bloodelfff97 well it's ok cause i taught ur mom how to fight for air wile my dick was in her mouth :)
getalought42 1 year ago
@getalought42 dude look just ask ur mom how fun it was yesterday riding my dick cuzz ur dad didnt have anyballs to fuck her so i met her and i fucked her and p.s
IM UR DAD cuzz ur fake dad is a little baby
bloodelfff97 1 year ago
@bloodelfff97 umm, do you have a dad fetish?
getalought42 1 year ago
This is so lame!
acmilanyoyo 1 year ago
twist, twist this way and twist that way and u can do this all day long without ever acomplishing anything
LaserPiratePewPew 1 year ago
should be renamed how to fight like a bich
n0m4xx 1 year ago
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5 days ago . once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
kyokusha 1 year ago
Just lay on the floor and screem like a little girld: I´m hemophilic !! and once he turn back, hit him and RUN !!
CxC2007 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
/watch?v=iWkyKsWW800
for epic jack ass spoof :) please help we need 1000 view by the end of november to make it a weekly show
/watch?v=iWkyKsWW800
nosheepsaloud 1 year ago
i want to cry
CliveJHartley 1 year ago
Hahaha ball flurries!!!!
jetfreedomfighter 1 year ago