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  • i wonder if these moves really work.. im going to attempt it....

  • lol

  • that was lame but thumbs up on the tash

  • I was going to joke about his moustache until i got a knee to the face.

  • ball flurries WHAT THE FUCK

  • Thumbs up for HELP ! 00:09

  • Choke. Full board? Choke. Bleeaaaeehh!!

  • I LOL'd

  • Isn't it ironic that in the "rekated videos" thing, the same video is titled "Ultimate Self Defence"?

  • I am speechless

  • Haha I just put in lame in YouTube's search box and this gem was here so funny!

  • BLAAAAH Uhn!

  • Choke

    Full Board

    Choke

    arrgh ech

  • Haaaa

  • tão retardado ter uma vida

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DON NOT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOULL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.

  • HAAHAHA LOL

  • 2:13 What to do if he has a bald head??

  • Word from the master:

    "These techniques are so effective, they've prevented me from ever getting in a real fight"

  • tae kwon blow

  • this is so stupid hahahaha

  • Takedown Defense: What is he's bald?

  • pause 1:55....

    i'm i the only one thingking of somting... sexualy?

  • 4:20 only good part xD

  • thumbs up if you were bored so you just typed lame...........this is entirely the word 'lame'

  • @TheBlooigloo You're in my head. Run!!!! Before the voices find you. They told me to type 'lame' and are busy looking at the results. Runnnn before they realize you're in there.

    Yep. Was bored and typed lame

  • and you're gonna go back to your friends...and they're all gonna say... "howdy doo dat?"

  • 0:11 get the fuck up outta here!!!! HAHAHA

  • ok... so you smoke and so do a lot of other people, how does that apply to self defense???

  • the only time you'll ever hear somebody say "The whole kick is in the ankle"

  • WTF KINDA MUSTACHE IS THAT LOL

  • teach me how to dougie teache me teach me how to dougie

  • 4:35 I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS HAHAHAHAHA

  • thumbs up if u agree it said "cow" at 0:10

  • a number of these "techniques" are actually rather useful in the heat of the moment when you're not thinking how to defend with full-blown offensive tactics and aren't trained to be calm enough for steady muscle control.

    presentation, on the other hand, could have been polished to be less "dorky" and "lame" as one would call it, but the directions are simple and concise nonetheless.

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  • This is hilarious.

  • Bleeehhh Bloh!!!!

  • This had actually helped me in a few ways....

    #1: Don't have lame friends.

    #2: Don't use collar lock on someone that is immune.......

    #3: When pushed from behind, use cat like reflexes and jump backwards while doing a 180, while throwing your fists at their face :)

    Thanks for watching ;D

  • thumbs up if you saw a top comment about you were bored and typed in (word)

  • LAME

  • fake and gay

  • actually these beat about 50% of martial arts school in america

  • first 18 seconds are most funny

  • Play Guile's Theme and this I guarantee will be a kickass video.

  • 2:30 hahahah 

  • In fact, it is very interesting. It might save your life..

  • we're not playin' acting 'cus this really hurts...

  • hitmehitmehitmehitme! You can't. lmbooo

  • 0:18 min

    Oo He broke the bro Codex -.-

  • none of this worked, i got beat up

    

  • mega lame!

  • Thumbs up if you died when it said "Ball Flurries" 4:14

  • Thumbs up if u typed "Mother fucker fuck her fuckin fuck"

  • its so over 9000

  • u must read this once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. her body was not found until 1947 . then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this into 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight & haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy

  • manny pacquiao taught karate im glad he stuck with boxing lol

  • at nine seconds he yells HELP!!! haha

  • This is so misleading. The Gracies invented MMA and they claim that this is what they are afraid to teach ... How lame ._. lol

  • just pop

  • His throat is like a funny button :D

  • Hahah!!

    

  • And remember kids: Crying doesn't make them stop.

  • That's GAYJITSU to you! Retardation all the way, buddy.

  • 5:14

  • AT ABOUT 1:33, THE FUNNIST CRAP. LMAO!!!

  • This is self defense is also known as wing chun

  • lol you can twist his leg all day long 3:27

  • lol i typed lame cause i was bored

  • @1SavageDragon1 me too!!!

  • ...lame

  • lol press 1 alot and hes looks like hes getting raped

  • God that opening montage and me in PAINFUL laughter! JESUS H CHRIST.

  • I'm sure if everyone thinks hard, they can remember guys like these back in highschool. If you can't think of anyone, than it was probably you

  • This is way lame but there's some good moves in there... :)

  • lol I searched "lame" and this was the first thing to come up HAHAHAHAHA.

  • @jschools09 OMG i did the same thing LOL

  • Confrontation:

    Choke.

    Full board?

    Choke.

    BLARRGGHH!

    UURRGGHHHHH!

  • wow very nice karate kid

  • BLLLLllaaaaHHH UggghhhhhHH

  • @shauryagoel lawl

  • justin longs dad?

  • Hmmm. I like this vid!

    At 04:51 - before I'd do that, I'd tell him I have aids ot hepatitus first.

  • 04:51  Hahahahaha!!! I can do that! :-D

  • 01:33 ff ---> Nice beat. I'm being inspired for a song.

  • Choke *blah* knee to face

  • how if the opponent is bold???

  • Pussy fightin

  • 4:34 Lame'st Trick ever.. not in the BALLS!!! WTF?!?

  • 4:34 Lame'st Trick ever.. not in the BALLS!!! WTF?!?

  • wasn't he the bassist in Spinal Tap?

  • lolz :O

  • lol i typed "lame" and got this XD

  • @balmoraman  i did the same

  • lol

    watch?v=ezVqcyKcPzM

  • Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

  • who searched lame

  • @ottozing guilty

  • @ottozing I was looking for a song

  • What's messed up is that some of these are legitimate techniques. Just executed very poorly, and without any concept of how to use them in a real fight. Funny video. But weird training group.

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • ohhh my, what a horrible thing!!!

  • lol wow this was so useful! lmao!

  • lame

  • /?i=1099219

  • 4:21 killed me

  • 1:50 is self defense against someone trying to give you a free bj

  • Thumbs up if u were bored and typed ''Lame''

  • @B2fKerstrap dude no fucking way thats exactly what I did.

  • @JBarPlaysDrums Haha same here..wow this was really worth it huh?

  • @kircozs totally fucking worth it. We've all bonded over this.

  • @JBarPlaysDrums Hell yeh! :P

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  • @B2fKerstrap hahahahah that is EXACTLY what i did 

  • @B2fKerstrap whoa man howd you know

  • @B2fKerstrap ....you're a psychic. lol that's exactly what I did.

  • @B2fKerstrap hahahahha!!!!!!! so did

  • @B2fKerstrap thumbs up if u did that then read this

  • @ 2:33 WHAT THE HELL with that move?!

  • 4:30 - LOL

  • I didnt know the Bass Player from spinal tap had his own self defence video

  • the jeans @ 2:17 are creepy...no back pockets? those are women jeans, dude!

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  • oh em gee

  • LOL is this for real? Or is this a comedy sketch?

  • @BonfireMusicRocks Comedy. You cannot convince me that when your right hand gets locked up, that majically your left hand becomes paralized. Although that kick to the testicals would work.

  • @BonfireMusicRocks If you want to see real good selfdefense techniques check out my favorites o my channel.

  • Now I know where Brock lesnar learned to fight

  • These are funny to watch and the guys are hilarious, but try a few... It's the simple stuff that works. The finger to the notch at the base of the neck is nasty.

  • /watch?v=7TLyBGp7TOE

  • put on audioscript and go to 1:03 :D fuck you all im doing the first word bitches fuck you

  • 2:20 to 2:36 is the best one. I use it all the time. Effectively, even.

  • comedy!!

    funny stuff!

    what show is this from?

  • send this to RWJ!!!

  • i really doubt that any of this shit would work.

  • this is lame.

  • the video is lame

  • hahahahah nice mustache .

  • believe it or not that guys a black belt in karate,

  • That dudes mustache is self defense against getting laid

  • @johnnykage whoa... that stashe is the epitome of sexy

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  • I usually use the toss-glasses + lie down and kick like a girl combination. If this does not severely injure the opponent I finish him off with a pat on the head.

  • I'm more afraid of dude's moustache than his "fighting" skills.

    Although, the spitting of the drink technique does work....as long as you follow it up with a .45 hollow point to the head.

  • @BigSkippy1263 they say underneath his moustache is another fist

  • pause at 1:52.. WOAH!

  • lol wat if he does't have any hair?? ohwwww wat now?? =P

  • @bloodelfff97 this is probably how you fight

  • @getalought42 naa i think when ur dad taught you to fight he taught you to runa and scream like a baby just like he does :)

  • @bloodelfff97 well it's ok cause i taught ur mom how to fight for air wile my dick was in her mouth :)

  • @getalought42 dude look just ask ur mom how fun it was yesterday riding my dick cuzz ur dad didnt have anyballs to fuck her so i met her and i fucked her and p.s

    IM UR DAD cuzz ur fake dad is a little baby

  • @bloodelfff97 umm, do you have a dad fetish?

  • This is so lame!

  • twist, twist this way and twist that way and u can do this all day long without ever acomplishing anything

  • should be renamed how to fight like a bich

  • Just lay on the floor and screem like a little girld: I´m hemophilic !! and once he turn back, hit him and RUN !!

  • i want to cry

  • Hahaha ball flurries!!!!