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  • bullshit....

  • 2mins and no action...

  • Hearing "Dewk Newkem" made this entire movie worth it.

  • leave it to the french to fuck up something so epic..... duke aint even french so wtf

  • Taking the Score from GLADIATOR into a Duke Nukem movie? Now thats a no go...

  • As well as The Terminator theme what the fuck

  • This is nothing like Duke Nukem. For gods sake, anyone in their right mind who knows anything about Duke Nukem would know off the bat a movie would need to action packed... not dudes standing around talking.

  • i can BARLEY watch it it lags too much and the quaility is bad

  • 4:56 - sounded like he said dick nikum lololol but seriously this sucks ass....

  • Gyaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj­j FRENCH !!!!!

  • Oh my fucking god, that's the worst crap I've ever seen!

    Thanks for the great moment!

  • On dit "Diouke" bande d'ignares...

  • Duc Nukem :D

  • Pretty gay how they took the music and idea from the first terminator movie!

  • Well, to be fair, most of Duke's one liners come from movies like Army of Darkness, Terminator, and They Live.

  • i really liked this...but i hate ppl when they starts to offend and insult videos...why those ppl can't see they effort? i will give 5 stars dont expect too much action because its the begging of the story come on guys the movie cant start with duke destroying everything for no reason this is just the introduction!!! XD hey this duke its hot <3

  • Of course you can expect Duke to blow up everything! He's freaking Duke Nukem!

  • i still think this episode was a good starting for this movie

  • Not right away the left hand. You have to establish a mood, world and story so that duke has purpose. All the Duke games at least have something (even if it is small) to get you into the game.

  • yeah, before I even begin watching I can tell it's gonna suck, FRENCH language ?

    dammit people, learn some other languages !

  • And you? Can you speak any other language?

    Sorry but I find your comment a bit narrow-minded... I didn't realy like the "movie" but I think it's great that they tried it...

    Wake me up the day you try to make a "movie"

  • yeah, I speak 4 languages, and I have made these kind of movies myself...

    when I made them, I ALWAYS spoke english, while my real language is Dutch .. I don't blame em for trying, it's just that Duke Nukem looks like a wimp and he looks even more stupid because he speaks french, nothing against the french language, but an american should speak English ..

  • Lol, I speak 4 languages as well ;)

    On one hand you're right, DN is american, he should peak english...

    On the other hand, well, would you have seen the movie 300 in Greek-language?

    I've learned that you should never expect anybody to be as good as you ;-)

    Have a nice evening

  • yeah lol, you got me there, but in that case, hardly anyone would understand the movie, except people from Greece, but anyways

    let's drop it :D

  • yeh judge dredd was cast as being american even though he is british, shit happens

  • duek nukem looks else there ar no aliens are else his face looks else the gfucking monvie is shit the maker is shit the shit is even shittyer then this!

  • Duke Nukem is american and speaks english. This "movie" is bullcrap.

  • Wow. This is like those clips made with The Movies.

    Very bad transitions, dull, monotone angles, and the acting? Unexcusable! Burn this fucking shit!

  • Was that a shrinker crystal

  • wtf is this bullshit like ...really wtf does this have to do with duke nukem

  • The alien investigators in humanoid form? The Cycloid Emperor and the Battlelord? The Overlord too? Oh my...

  • so they gonna put the girl in a bikini and cover her with (alien stuff) so Duke will come and kill them?

  • lol C koi cette merde

  • pourkoi tu dit merde jvoi po ta mere ici???

  • ya for a lot of video games they have said they were making a movie but i dont see a GTA movie coming out either and hopefully not a halo movie

  • err.....gta WAS a movie before the actual game came out

  • Someone should dub english over the french instead of the subtitles!

  • like wtf, yo?

  • lol where's "düké nükém"? the chinese therimantor?

  • bordel mais ça pue la merde ce truc....

  • there is a REAL duke nukem movie coming out (Rated pg 13 maby R) And there currently making it, they anonunced it in 1999 but they f-d up and had to redo it

  • No, they're not. George Broussard received a lot of scripts for a Duke movie though, and he said they were all crap.

  • Yeah. You gotta think. Even by what YOU said. 1999. Thats almost 10 years. I think it's safe to say (as of now) there is not going to be a Duke Movie.

    Duke Nukem Forever has been being made since 1997 i think. But That still has a chance.

  • Indeed, the only way an official duke nukem movie will be made is if a decent script, decent director and an all american hero who looks like duke can be found!

  • I also heard that no one WANTS to play Duke. There probably would have been a better chance of people wanting to play him BEFORE they added nudity and sexuality into the games. Maybe when the games were just shooting...

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