The Two Beats (Takeshi & Kiyoshi)

[Delivery468213]

I can't understand but they are so funny

[isaacakira]

わっか！！！！

[bariwh55]

全盛期のこの速さとネタの数はすごい。パンクな感じ。たけしの漫­談状態。死刑囚のネタは30­年後の今でも最高の輝き。漫才史の­中でも定型外で最高。

This speed of the golden age and the number of materials are terrible. It is like a stand-up comedy of [takeshi]. After 30 years the two-beat's comic dialogue is the still highest shine. The Two-Beat is the highest funny team in the history of Japanese comic dialogue.

[furrykef]

@bariwh55 - don't translate すごい as "terrible" in this context. What you mean is "awesome". "Terrible" implies 悪い, which I don't think is what you mean! ;)

[Ogknav]

Ah now I understand.

Watching Gaki No Tsukai when Endo and that guy had to imitate Beat Takeshi in the Hospital Batsu. The other guy randomly starts going "Kiyoshi!". It was funny but I didn't understand the background of the joke. Now it makes sense lol

[pistachioguy]

@Ogknav - LOL! Glad you made the connection and derived happiness from it.

Japan can be a baffling and often maddeningly confusing culture (like any other major world culture) with a series of subtexts and subcultures that take time to assimilate and contextualize.

But once done - at least at one or even a couple levels - the entire scheme of things begins to make sense. Japan is a wonderfully consistent culture with a magnificently bewildering, austere predictability - you have to unlock it.

[haterumax0507]

たけしのヘアスタイルがかっこいい！！

[nicknickb25101993]

i dont understand a word of this but it reminds me of the 'whose on first' skit by abbott and costello lol

[vill03]

体の回復を待ってあらためて死刑ｗ

[kenichisaitohchenii]

Woops ! he said so in Paris Match within a couple of years behind now.  well, or I could even made a huge French mistake, I don't have a dictionery with me right now.

[kenichisaitohchenii]

@costino22 well, he said that in japan,plus I read so at Paris watch.

[theironmarian]

todo bien, pero esta en japones no entiendo nada guaaaa

[prettyboyheechul]

Who's Kitano "Beat" Takeshi ?

[WifiClubz]

@prettyboyheechul on the left

[prettyboyheechul]

@WifiClubz ｔｈａｎｋｓ！

[miqojoe]

@prettyboyheechul

one of the most famous comedians in Japan, probably on the same caliber as bill cosby

[prettyboyheechul]

lol, yeah i know :P i was asking whether he was the left or right cuz hes young her XD and lol, someone told he hes on the left

thanks btw :D

[miqojoe]

@prettyboyheechul

ohhhhhhhhhh lol my bad lol yeah hes the left one, he always has this twitch , u cant miss it

[prettyboyheechul]

@miqojoe thanks :)

[creatorofk]

some guy

[kruszekDCLXVI]

ahahahahahahaha śmieszne!

[kinnnotubutabeyou]

20歳ですけど、こういう時代を生きたかった

今は音楽はカバーばっかお笑いは過激な事禁止テレビはエロ禁止

つまらない時代だ　俺は10年後20年後この時代をどう振り返るんだろう

もう少し早く生まれてれば・・・

[ryukenb2k]

O genki des ka. Wa tashi wa Hamza san. I love Takeshi Kitano and dream to go to Nippon. He is a very amazing artist. Any idea's how I can find way's to stay with family out in japan and learn japanese. I would rather go their and get a small job teaching english or cleaning as long as im in nippon I dont mind.Love you guy's/Gal's

[MasKpt]

@ryukenb2k

Reading this reflects how I feel 100% lol

[gourmet4989]

ネタでほとんど何もしてないっていわれがちだけど、キヨシみたい­なタイプだからコンビで

バランス取れてるんだなあ

[kenichisaitohchenii]

as a comedian,he changed what the comedies used to be.made the comedies more exciting and fun.his friend ryuichi sakamoto calls him a genious.a french actor alain delon calls takeshi movies as film noir au japon and love them,especially solatine.

[custino22]

@kenichisaitohchenii no it's wrong alain delon didn't like sonatine and said :" takeshi is an "only one emotion actor""

[MEG2210]

爆笑問題が影響うけてるのがわかりますね。

[catsduke]

@MEG2210

コピーは必ず劣化します（笑）。

[adamndirtyshame]

most americans know beat takeshi from his popular world weary mobster movies, so seeing him in a LOL-able sketch com show is probably pretty surprising. but a lot of cinema maestros came from humble beginnings as comic duos. jim jarmusch and jim varney were the two jims, in germany herzog and fassbinder were known as the wacky werner brothers, and although not a duo, woody allen got his start dabbling in stage magic.

[kjiwesty]

im japanese.even for me its too fast to hear it.

[TheMole2005]

wow

subtitles would be nice

[snefreely]

it's weird seeing kitano when he's not kicking someone down the stairs.

[BrianPsychicBabystar]

I would laugh if my nihongo was better!

[supatoker420]

Damn beat looked differentvwhen he was young

[yaknbo]

@supatoker420 He suffered a BAD motorbike accident. It disfigured his face. That is the face we see in Fireworks.

[supatoker420]

no im saying it's funny to see him when he was young :)

and yea, i know, half his face is paralyzed....pretty sad

[Freedom20xx]

たしか、ドラマでかわまたぐんじの役をたけしがやったよね

[odangoshop]

ここに天才がいる。

[MetalHeart8787]

Geez i speak alot of Japanese But

They talk so Fast, thats why saying Motto yukuri hanashite kudasai comes in Handy

"Please speak more slowly"

[kagami1990]

Takeshi fans are all surprised or shocked looking young Takeshi

[solarbeatah]

yes.. i did understand.. almost the laugh of the peaple ... thats it... i think.. Ciao

[omoide1960]

この五年前のツービートの漫才が最高でした。

デビュー当時でＮＨＫの演芸番組でやっていましたね。

きよしの山形の田舎のネタでした。

あの漫才はさすがに見れないでしょうね。

[j7porrot]

懐かしい。たけしが「わけのわからない・・」

と言うだけで笑ってた。

[ElegantShampoo]

My God he is talking very fast!I really admire HIM and we have a lot of his movies and a few of his books here in America.

[eksortso]

And at least one TV show, kind of! ("Right you are, Ken!")

I just finished watching "A Scene At The Sea." It's hard to imagine something so leisurely-paced and subtle coming from the same mind.

[cavalera40]

tänk va bra om det skulle finnas ett universellt språk. typ SVENSKA !

[komentoman]

こういうネタも、今じゃ自主規制で放送できなく

なってしまったからなぁ。

「死刑囚の全国ツアー」なんて、電波で言えなくなった

のが寂しい。

[lipengdlut]

我靠，这个对我来说太难了：（

[amazingdany]

I prefer Shiba Inu.

[GrimSlayer86]

I wish it was subbed :( ... thx anyway :)

[jaime0]

12chをネタにする走りかな？ 今じゃネタの9割以上がNG出されるな。

プロ素人限らずたけしは今の笑いに相当影響与えてるな。

たけし的なものの見方が世間に徐々に普及して、そこで育った次世­代の若手が無意識に自分のお笑いに組み込んでいる、と。

[gben1968]

たけしが日本人の笑いの価値観を変えちゃった。

それまで欽ちゃんで笑ってたんだから。

[Listen2Strummer]

what ?

[NOLIFEKING110]

あと、よく見ると分かるけど

話の順番とか笑いの付け方とか意図的にいじってるのがわかる

今のお笑い番組のフォーマットがこの番組で確立されて、同じスタ­ッフの「ひょうきん族」で完成されたわけですね

[184JIGAI]

　この頃のたけしに「あなたは２０年後には世界的

に有名な映画監督になっていますよ」って言ったら

どんな顔するだろうか？　そのあとに「でも３日前の２７時間テレビで

ダッチワイフを背負って走ってましたよ」って言ったら

どんな顔するだろうか？

[Listen2Strummer]

i definatly agree with you although i cannot speak japanese

[nonoridelocal]

i love take-chan

[efsq]

when is he going to draw a machine gun???

[moumou2001]

かなりブラックなネタですね。今　このネタで漫才したら世間から批判浴びるでしょうね。まあこう言­う時代だったのかもしれませんね。

[shaheed79]

Why won't kitano let him talk?

[MoronicWisecrack]

Fuken gooks!!!!

[elien060374]

Кто-нибудь переведите хоть одну шутку Китано. Пишите в личку. Спасибо.

[ChevalierAguila]

Kitano oO!

[YASUO282]

もう『天才』としか言いようがない。

[his555]

ＶＥＲＹ　ＧＯＯＤ！

[vwgolfgti03]

TAKESHI KITANO, the great comedian. lol.

[tolic7789]

さすが天才たけし。

巨泉が隠居を5年延長するきっかけとなっただけあるな。

[hlqvc]

I wish I spoke Japanese.

[S400315]

ビートたけし若い。体当たり独演！相方誰でもいい笑

[tsubaki40rou]

しかしこれ凄いね。

正に命がけの漫才だね。

今の当たり障りの無い漫才とは訳が違うよ。

[Toomass21]

co do chuja???? what the fuck????

[cornr]

もはや伝説の漫才ですね^^

[gclalit]

bakayaro, koyubi-ga nee-kara famburu shichatta (1:27) LOLLZZ

[hindicibaba]

kitanosan sonna ni hayaku hanasu no kaa :)

[suchyLc]

thay talking too fast.... 1. i can't understand 2. can't speak Japanese xD rofl

[4e4eto4nik]

Китано ЖЖот!!!!!!!!!!!!

[florabellaa]

Ehm... I didn't understand...

[smelltwarns]

this is why they sould teach japanese at school

[triplehydra]

Where are my damn subs? I can't understand Japanese.

[TensionManORG]

OMG he looked like that?

[davevontexas]

I can't even begin to believe that the Takeshi-san who gave us those looooooooooong static shots in his movies is the same guy who fires off dialogue like this. I'd give my eye teeth to see a subtitled version.

Joe, I'm sorry about your grandfather. Seriously.

Year after year, though, the Japanese very quietly tear themselves to shreds over what they did during World War II. Show some respect, dude. You'd like them if you met them.

[40lbColon]

Kitano-sama has a mullet...Reverend Smith?

[ibbiedadon]

wtf u spud that was shit im well faster u diks

[seiyuhosono]

good stuff!!

[NadineWithFlowers]

Is there even a partial translation available, or could someone tell me what they're talking about? I only ever get the odd word. Love Beat Takeshi!

[mocherz]

so damn young looking. this is an awesome video!

[JoeKraut]

Damn, whats he talking? Cant he talk in Texan??? Thbis got me dizzy... Strange thing that these types killed my grandfather... they don't look so hard anyways... motherfuckers. Leave Japan to North Korea, thats what Id say anyways. Faggots.

[NadineWithFlowers]

What a very qualified comment. Now scoff an extra large steak and leave us alone.

[MarcoYiG]

U should be banned from You Toube :P,not even have the guts to show his real country,u r german lol ... most little japanese kids have more guts then u will ever get,and btw give back the indians the real america lol

AND STFU on You Tube get teached stupid whatever :PPPP

[crushheadofredchina]

What are talking about? Was your grandfather killed by death penalty? Because this talk about that.

[keyakikid]

Your grandfather was killed by a couple of stand-up comedians? How on earth did that happen...

[JoeKraut]

I am bored... What were ya sayin agin?

[elzosmid]

Wahaha, pathetic. You sound like O'Reilly's little ass fuck friend.

[zzztopzzz]

JoeKraut, you should be sent to hospital. For more information, please call to Matsuzawa Hospital for Mental Illness.

[thephilippe]

just to sad, and he, thats a nice idea for that call

[ahoahomangreat]

Every Japanese elementery school students learn takeshi's educational program called KOMANECHI.

[LRSO]

Haha, Takeshi, it could only be you...

[Muffeevee]

Aww, he's so young. lol.

[Kamikukamiku]

Its very very fast, even for Japanese people... The comic point is partly in speed, btw...

[kitsune2222]

Everyone that has seen Kid´s Return should recall this. This is where he got his nickname "Beat", from the Two Beats. This was the beginning of his fame.

It would be nice if someone could translate this, though I think we would miss the point, because of the language diffreneces.

[mistergraysonatine]

my god kitano! he has include this scene in Kids Return.

[genesis707]

There is a scene like this in 'Kids Return'.

[drunknmunky25]

yeh it was a bike accident which scarred the right side of his face.

First video ive seen of the "two beats", takeshi looks so different lol

[cforcalvin]

he had a boating accident or somethin right? and got plastic surgery on his face - gave him a scar so he looks very gangsterish now

[Ap2000]

woah, that's hardcore-japanese. LOL

Kitano seems to had the exactly same face since he was born. lol

[blaiseliddell]

Esta muy bien, pero quisiera saber q dicen T_TU... (xD Kitano has a funny face xDxDxD)

[Kamikukamiku]

It's from 1981 ! :D

[vanillaorchid]

Beat Takeshi looks so young!