why i got suspended from school

[CartoonCaws]

i just got a 3 day suspension!!! Just for putting a fart bomb in my class. Then the whole room started to get full of the smell. Then the principle checked the secuirity cam and they saw me put it! So, here i am now!

[nelson89157]

l got suspended for tapping a girl in the back. they said it was harassing . stupidest school ever

[applegate96]

hahaha wow a pencil thats fucking stupid. today i got suspended -- possibliy expelled for writing and giving my friend a piece of paper that said " In times of crisis shoot the general public" the teacher found the not in the trash bin later that period. i dont really want to hurt anyone. that would be fucked up shit. people don't know how to take a joke anymore. i do feel bad about it , but in the end you just have to move on. someday i will look back at this and just laugh.

[MrAntibubble]

I got suspended for calling a teacher a bitch, she didn't hear me well she was like what you said? Called you a bitch. Funny story to tell after lol.

[Greenmonkey552]

I got suspended twice once for saying i had weed(which i really didnt and he told my parents tht i had a bag of weed the second time i got suspended i said " I thought someone got shot in the cafeteria" you know what my FUCKING TEACHER told the principal that i said "I hope someone gets shot.

[peterkframe]

I got suspended for being punched in the face

[ExKarim95]

i got suspended for throwing a banana at the wall whenn the FUCKING TEACHER WAS OUT OF THE FUCKING ROOM AND SOMEONE TOLD HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X

[penncentral100]

dont do that

[LustyNO1]

i got suspended because im stupid

[MrInsects]

i live in illinois and i got suspended for saying okay as a response too a teacher and she was likedont talk back i am not in the mood today then in gym class i got detention for kicking ball even thow we where doing soccer then i said out loud in math this test is fucking hard and my teacher heard me which led up to a suspention and it was all in oneday

[Ren14537]

LOL MY NAME IS ALSO BRYAN AND I ALSO GOT SUSPENDED ON A THURSDAY I got accused of drawing penises on lockers :P got a ass whooping

[dapoculos13]

I got suspended for saying "No, i'd rather keep it to myself". What the fuck.....? He says you have no rights, no privacy, and no freedom in this class. Uh hello, ever heard of something called FREE COUNTRY and also something called INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS?! Bullshit...

[571Ehab]

I got suspended for throwing a piece of paper into the trash wtf my fucken teacher told the principle I was playing bball and then she started bring up stuff from the day before like WTF

[305thescorpion]

i got suspended for haveing a laser ponter im out 4 55 days fyi it didnt work

[Jefersondx]

i got suspended for ripping the tape off the bus seats and the bus driver knew , and then he called the principal and im getting taken off the bus tomorrow and suspended. WTF? 

[RebHarris2012]

My principal is the biggest asshole ever, and i've met Barack Obama.

[Trollerass]

LOL What a newfag son you is supposed to be a bad ass but not get caught.

[Themagicalsquares]

u know wats funny i didnt get suspended for fighting someone i puched him in the face but i didnt get suspened



[houstonandLacfan]

i got suspended for calling a girl a slutty bitch

[Trollerass]

@houstonandLacfan Because your a fucking faggot.

[houstonandLacfan]

@Trollerass I was banging the shit out of her when i said that

[nicksadvice1]

dude ur a tard

[computercrazy36]

All i can say that some teachers are very nice but some are just MAJOR DICKS!

[Pokemon978IsBackOn]

Holy crap; it's even in the related videos. waaat

[Pokemon978IsBackOn]

When I was in the 2nd grade, some 6th grader called me a cracker. I called him a retard, and I got suspended. He tried to blow up my niece's school a year ago when I was in the 7th grade and he didn't get arrested for that. However, I know these twin brothers that got suspended for their haircut. It was apparently "gang-related" from what I heard in the principal's office. Last time I heard from him, the principal got fired for racial profiling.

[Trollerass]

@Pokemon978IsBackOn That's really interesting dawg, maybe me and u should go smoke sum weed.

[Pokemon978IsBackOn]

@Trollerass I smoke pole.

[Trollerass]

@Pokemon978IsBackOn Do you no Likey Cannabis? I'm gonna find where u be stayin at holmes.

[Pokemon978IsBackOn]

@Trollerass but sir i mustnt smoke can of biss becus im a 9 year odl christian girl and its a sin u will be condomed

[Trollerass]

@Pokemon978IsBackOn I don't care nigga one day Imma get you out that house and you're gonna go dick around and get high like me. See you should be like me my future isn't fucked up.

[Pokemon978IsBackOn]

@Trollerass Count me in omg

[Trollerass]

@Pokemon978IsBackOn LOL. CHEESE. I LOVE. Hey What's sup?

[angel1024love]

this was uploaded on my bday

[Djstereos2]

5:35 LOL

[JermyyHD]

a black chick called me a white idiot and i called her a black hoe lol

[Trollerass]

@JermyyHD SMH

[DubLife630]

i got suspended for flicking a little peace of food at the floor

[Trollerass]

@DubLife630 Bahaha, you idiot that's probably the most pathetic out of all the reasons I've seen.

[dirtbikemasta98]

i was suspended for kicking a kids ass yesterday lol

[Trollerass]

@dirtbikemasta98 Haha good one bro hope you gave him hell.

[BrooklynBaller101]

I got sent home because was flipping kids off because they we're throwing stuff at me and the vice principals throws me out of lunch not them

[BrooklynBaller101]

@Xil3ntCha0z lmfao

[sderocher1]

a kid stabbed a kid in the head with scissors at my school

[JulesWTHthe23enigma]

duh, if u throw a pencil u could get suspended! what if the pencil hits someone in the eye! Theres only one way u would learn to stop doing that. suspension!

[CCMVECTOR52]

hahaha i got suspended for dipping lol

[Xil3ntCha0z]

I know a kid who got suspended for throwing a lock across the hallway. xD

[EyeLiekNewks]

Got suspended for stabbing a kid

[keystage9]

I got suspended today for 3 weeks for suspicion of weed, they were gonna test me but i said fuck it i did it :|

[Trollerass]

@keystage9 Haha you dumb bro next time be fucking smart and smoke that shit with me I never get caught with that weed

[YLAYAYUHHH]

I got suspended today : ( Lol

[Trollerass]

@YLAYAYUHHH For being a jackass yea

[Intersea13]

i got suspended for drug possession

[chrissjg]

I got suspended for being searched by cops and them finding a smoking pipe

[Hydrozaft]

For throwing a pencil? My friend got a DT for that. What a ghetto school

[soccerloverr98]

waiiittt what school do you go to?

[girlsluvgir]

wow lame teacher! my friend jacob got suspended from school 19 times XD! my fav's was when he threw pizza at the school, pushing someone down a hill in the back of the school and he cryed, he wrote "MR. BANAZACK SUCKS" (something like that) on his board. XD

[mark21394]

Wtf lunch at 9!?!?!

[OpTicxMoDz]

@mark21394 Yeh its retarded lol =P

[GrantS97]

dude ur school is fuckin retarted

[1FenderGuy]

and i got suspended for sticking up to a girl ( i was protecting her punching this kid named Caleb across the face and the teacher sent me to the deputy 4 no reason!)

[bigmacboy101]

i got suspended for getting punched?

[coolifyyourlife]

My best friend got suspended for being depressed. They thought she was a ''threat''.

[yuckyha1]

@FearedMoo lol

[Hypermext51]

i go tuspendid for kissing a hot girlfirend in the school kis mouth 5hour and i say fuck you pricpale then sya me go office

[keepsmilin37]

Me, and a friend of mine were acting like we were fighting, but the teacher though we really were, and wrote us both up for fighting. I got four days. My friend got three. Fucking bullshit. lol

[TheWolfreaver]

Sucks That Kids Dont have Equal Rights than the Adults That have power Over you. Its pretty much the Same as Womens Rights.

[1FenderGuy]

@TheWolfreaver yeah its lame. i reckon kids should have rights like teachers and the teachers should be like kids

[Anowsys]

I got suspended for writing two boys names plus each other with a heart around on the last day of school.

[hassan156100]

i got suspended for sitting in the wrong seat

[RuckaRuckaRunescape]

WTF i got suspended for 5 days for videoing a fight on my phone....

[houslice]

i got suspended yesterday for throwing a goldfish cracker at a kid.

[BABYKICKER808]

i got suspended for the last day of 8th grade for blasting a dude im the gut

[tresorstewart]

I got suspended one time because my teacher was yelling at me so i said forget this

And she told the princalpal i said f*** this and

I tried to explan it to the principal but he didnt

Want to listen and he gave me 3 days

[anonyuser459]

I'm ashamed to say my old was was even stupider I got in trouble for throwing a superflex light flexible, rounded edge plastic ruler once because "it could take out an eye"

[anonyuser459]

That happened to me all the time where the teacher would change the story one time I stood up for a kid a teacher was picking on and called them a spazz they added in a bs lie that I called him an effing something when all I did was stick up for a kid they continuously harassed. My letter home said "I did not like what the teacher said". I actually got upset one time after they twisted the story and said yeah whatever god forbid you get off your ass and look into a story after I was suspended.

[N3GATiiVE]

i got expelled for selling pills !

[skaterboy0206]

nerd rage

[dapoculos13]

i got suspended for refusing to anwser a question...WTF?!



[Goosebumpsfandude]

i got suspended all cuz i wrote the word Horny and Rape

[Ashley61131]

I got suspended from school for actually showing up late. It was like the second day I was late. wtf?

[supersonic320]

i live in england i got suspended for a day cos the bus driver swore at my friend and stuff so i called him a fucking bastard

[longwalktogrannys1]

i got susspended last year for throwing fireworks around the school with my friends and we put a stinkbomb in the P.E teachers bag XD

[MrZepo11]

i got caught fucking a girl in the bathnroom

and for telling my teacher i dnt wnna move my seat to the front

[MrZepo11]

i got caught fucking a girl in the bathnroom

[N3GATiiVE]

@MrZepo11 No you didnt :D haha wouldnt that just be the best way to get kicked outta school though XD

[emoangel1318]

I Was About About To Get Suspended Cus I Took My Phone Out At Recess And Im In elemantry. Like Wtf!



[mastergamer987KA100]

I got suspended for kicking a rock with the same size as the palm of my hand.

And I'm not joking...

[juvotp]

for how long? (:

[istoleyourheart612]

i got suspended today for saying to myself, "i better find my freakin ipod" and the administration lady thought i said fucking to her but i didnt.

[ooliveric]

i'm not kidding i know a girl who got suspended for the same reason!!!!!

[xhowlowcanugo]

that suck ass man at least u should of gotten a warning or something i only got suspened bc i skip class i got suspened for 2days

[TheImaCowMoo]

I got suspended yestarday IN SCHOOL suspension just for watching someone harrasing a mailman -___- my mom doesnt care =)

[Zooroonies]

i got supended today :( it feels bad

[stuipidnerd2]

i think you being a fucken baby thinken your such a Good person

[universualhamburgers]

i brought a paper gun to school

[HammersGamingChannel]

Btw did they let you go to graduation in the end?

[HammersGamingChannel]

I am suspended for 1 day because in science I put my mates pen lid in a beaker of water =/

[totoloveful]

hey dude !! would the suspendation effect my education shit ??

[ravenandstarfire]

graffiti on the bathroom

[ravenandstarfire]

lol i got suspended for writing some graffiti

[ArchaicWarlock777]

I threw a pen in class and nobody even gave me a glance.

[WWEFaNOFKANE1997]

NOOOOO! my school is worse. I got FIVE days suspension for skipping d-hall.

[NitroDemon1]

i threw an egg at a car out of a bus

[Rambonatural28]

i got suspended for throwing an egg at a car

[jarjardajarjar232]

Listen to this. 10 incident reports written on me in a week for bullying this kid like 2 feet taller than me. i got suspended for bullying him

[CamiloTheNerdyKid]

i got suspended for watching a dammm fight at my school

[rndmman4]

My Freind got suspended for wearing his hood MY SCHOOLS A BLOODY CUNT WAITING T BURST

[wwefanworld]

@righty121 YEAH. I got 5 days for drawing a picture of fucking stick figures shooting eachother...and a tank had a swatistica. Racism? What a fucking joke. I want to punch that bitch in the face.

[MegaMushroomDude]

I got suspended for 2 days for smoking maraijuana no charges but thats because I'm in boulder colorado oh and 1 urine test at the end of those month

[AwesomeSuperGirl]

i got suspended one week cuz my teacher goes pick up that pencil some weird freak was chewing on and im like no thats gross she goes pick it up i dont care whos it is then shes like you can take a lunch detntion and im like screw this send me to the office please

[YoungMoney835]

I got suspended for finding an ipod on the ground and not returning it to the office. 3 days...

[THESTUMP3333]

i got supended for calling out in class..... your not alone

[scootersist]

we counted my friend was send 2 the office 49 times in one year

[shitfacedballerss]

I GOT SUSPENDED TODAY FOR SATENDING WITH 2 GIRLS A TEACHER WALKED BY AND TOLD A SECURITY GUARD WE WERE SMOKEING(WE WERENT) WE WENT TO THE OFFICE THEY SEARCHED US HAD NO LIGHTER OR CIGARRETS OR WEED I HAD A ROACH CLIP AND A BANDANNA PLUS I WAS DITCHING I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 6 DAYS FOR SMOKEING, PARIFANILIA, DITCHING, AND A BANDANNA

[spencss1]

I kicked my brother in the face yesterday now im suspended..........he deserved it.

[soldierboyz22]

I Got suspended for a fist fight. self defense was on my case but school doesnt give a fuck if you get your ass beat.

[lolmyamigo]

i got suspended yesterday for 90 days for distribution of marijuana.. sucks ass

[ManicGoliath]

haha that sux dude but hey i got suspended today for trying to stop another fight by slapping one of the kids across the face......i guess mine is really something to be suspended for but really throwing a pencil??

[breakingchains94]

I got suspending for using self defense against a psycho kid (flipping him. And repeatidly punching him in the face) I got a few days.

[breakingchains94]

I got suspended for complimenting your mom

[angelikapietruk]

I love you kid, you should get your parents to take that off your record.

[TheCcrizZ]

i have do nows 2

[OfficialJovi]

LOL i got suspended today to xD

We made a fake Facebook account of a teacher and added students LOL

[snowisholywater]

I got suspended cos I'm nuts

[bmxteenx]

I got suspended for riding my skatebored at lunch xD

[liamdallama]

today i found a paper with a conversation between two people cursing at each other, i showed my freind jerrell and when he was giving it back the teacher saw us and thought we were writing the note and now im suspended

[KALISHABURAMECLAN96]

i got suspended for firing off an fire extinguisher and sprayed on a kid lol

[peterkframe]

i got suspended for getting hit in the face

[iBeatChuckNorris]

i got suspened for punching a kid in the chin jsut 2 hours ago 2 weeks for punching someone in the jaw hahaha my dads gonna get it rudeced casue he thinks 2 weeks is enough

[821ja]

i was saspended for a couple of weeks just because i accadently ate someones sandwich

[821ja]

i was saspended for a couple of weeks

[dominicfazio]

i got suspended for tabletopping some fatass and breaking his wrist

[ShortyyLovely]

I got suspended for slapping a guy who called me a bitch. They didn't even tell him anything and they were even asking him if he wanted to press charges! WTF?!?

[andrcolombia7]

i got suspended this week for slapping a kid in the face cause he told me to hurry the fuck up and get on the bus n den i slaped him n the pricipal came on the bus n kicked me out and told me to call my mom and while i was on the phone with my mom my ex bff came up to me and covered my eyes and said guess who and i told her i wasent in the mood then she didnt care and kept bothering me so i beat her up and she got a busted lip and they just suspended me and not her just because i won the fight!

[buzzer1998]

I might get suspended for pushing a kid after he harassed for a couple of weeks and to make things worst his mom yanked on my arm and threatend to punch me if I touched her kid. I'm in gr.7 r u freaking crazy!

[rafdog910]

your school sucks

[MsDeadBlackRose]

I just got suspeneded for kicking someone.

[Furyx22]

I got suspended for calling someone racist -_-

[Dario36514]

I Got Suspened For Starting A Gang War (7 Days)

[reblreed]

my school is retarted. I can get suspended for not wanting to go to Band and Ocheastra or however it is spelled. :(

[ShanelleAsaurusRex]

i got suspened for 3 days because i walked out of class 30sec before the bell rang.

[6693394]

man all the freakin schools are gay

the bullshit thing is they never listen to u, they always trust what the fuckin teacher said

[lukeazone]

i got suspended from school for breaking into the school during mid-term looking around under the stage hall found a tin of paint brought it outside put it beside a wall and put a black cat (firework banger) in it and it blew up all over the wall....got suspended for breaking and entering vandalism and having fireworks............sucks!!

[cardboardassassin]

@lukeazone sounds like fun. if your goin out or if your gona get in trouble (on purpose or not), might as well have fun with it.

[salvadro9298]

@cardboardassassin im getting suspended today...bouta go to school hahahahahha AHHHH shit

[wyatt190]

@cardboardassassin  I YELLED FUCK! in class ran away then wrote fuck this school on the wall and im in 5th grade

[cardboardassassin]

@lukeazone sounds like fun. if your goin out or if your gona get in trouble (on purpose or not), might as well have fun with it. make a lasting impression....

[mistikpoet]

i got suspended because i brought a needle covered in ink and asked does anyone want a tattoo and then told the teacher that the ink was blood. and then 20 minutes later i pretended to talk on my cell phone and then wouldnt give it 2 the teacher. so they suspended me until i gave them the cell phone

[imrandomlol213]

i "accidently" threw a stapler at the wall and my teacher said to go to the principals office and then called me retarded........ i called her a F***ing hore with a dryd up vagina and i got suspeneded. came back and threw a rock at her then i got expeled from the county........................­.......

[HeatFly]

I got suspended for theft.. I gave the shit back and this bitch squeals on me.. lmao.

[MrArgsnart]

I just got suspended for smoking dope........ lol

[Majormini24]

i just got suspended for fighting. it wasn't really a fight just like one punch each i got for 3 day

[MJJForeverandever]

You are awesome bro. I just got suspended because i was late for class, 2 MINUTES LATE FOR CLASS, can you believe that shit? and now my Mom and my Dad are all fucked up with my teacher's lies.

[wwefanworld]

You met "Gorge Bush" yeah...one idiot huh? *sigh*

[joemiste]

@theTF2sniper dont be bad

[SubZero8192]

i got suspended for being around people who smoked on school xD

[OGloc75]

you got suspended cause theyre de-faggotizing the school one by one

[1337lolwtf]

-I lay my head down for 10 seconds-

TEACHER: Do your work (my name)

ME: I look at her and put my head down

TEACHER: Is that a refusal to do your work

ME: Sure

2 days of FULL in-house suspension like that.

They do not like us questioning authority.

[buchamyai]

i choked someone on the bus then i punched him only once and his lip waz bleeding..... and this waz when i waz in middle school and i just got suspended for 2 days! how lucky waz i??? VERY the principal said he couldv'e got me 5 days but, this was like 10 years ago in the 6th grade and... don't ask what i choked him with if u do i done it with this hood yes, his hood 10 years ago i couln't belive it only 2 days of oss i was so lucky!!!

[INTERNETRULES34]

i have never goten suspended

[mn444]

I GOT SUSPENDED 4 CALLING MY MATH TEACHER A CUNT >:(

[INTERNETRULES34]

@mn444 lol

[thebeast2033]

i got suspended for punching and beating a bully . 'im not a nerd'...but he was piking on one so i got his head smashed it of the wall and made him say im sorry.

[recn141]

ive got suspended in 7th grade for fightin and now i got suspended for sayin shut up to my frend jesus really my skool is a dick :()

[AymenProductionsTV]

Are you a Jew?

[js64514]

One student in my class got suspended for bringing sunflower seeds, and making a mess in class, and this was in 1986.

[Kevilito101]

I just got suspended because a girl told me to shut the F*** up and i told her she had a double chin so they took her story and I start my first day of OSS tommorow!!! HORRAY!!!! -_-

[cardboardassassin]

nice job. you tell that bitch whos who

[ooliveric]

i got suspended in grade 3 for fighting and in grade 10 for giving a kid a blak eye

[chisoxnbears]

Was this the first time u got in trouble? U shuld be glad u got a free "vacation" from skoo! Nerd!

[ilikepickles47]

OMG I HAVE A SMARTBOARD TOO!

[Italianbtch12]

wow ur teacher is fucking retared. i got detention for a week bc i didnt wanna b this bitches friend so she goes to the office and says gianna doesnt wanna b my friend and this bitch is older than me so my fucking bitch priniciple is screaming at me all bc i dnt wanna b this bitches friend then i got detention i mean seriously wtf is wrong with fucking teachers these days u get suspended, expelled, and detention for no fucking reason