Seinfeld - The Jerkstore

[MarkGauvreau]

3:01 lol.

[bossfan49]

@kellymcnulty123 What is "prolly" ?

[Cantorious]

"See..... there are no jerk stores" LOL

[ilackedtheheart]

This has got to be my favorite sitcom of all time.

[Cedescal]

Kramer didn't know you could wake up from a coma in this episode but in an earlier one he told Jerry how long someone had to wake up from a coma before you can raid their apartment. One of many continuity problems in show.

[livingisaight]

...and I'm not gonna DUMB IT DOWN for some BONE-HEAD MASS AUDIENCE!!!

[sammy0723]

Looks like there are 2 people who the Jerk Store hasn't run out of

[nickblaze420]

Cramer: "just call his wife a nigger!"

[GaryMuffins]

"Mr. Oceanphone"

[Colddeed]

2 people are missing from the Jerk Store.

[CherryIce1114]

Love u George

[sedeyus]

He should have hit back with, "So that's why she wasn't moving around that much."

[rhcprh]

@sedeyus LMAO! Thats one of the best things i've ever read on youtube

[nobody36]

Are you insane? Jerkstore would've smoked that guy! Smoked him I say! lol Fuckin' George is a nut. I love him. lol

[RedShipsofSpainAgain]

4:16 "It's smart. It's a smart line, and a *smart* crowd would appreciate it!"

[epizetousi]

The spirit of Larry David really lives in him.

[someskater188]

IM GOING WITH JERKSTORE

>:O JERKSTORE

[lessthanthreemetal]

george's face at 5:01 is amazing

[lurch321]

When George says "'Jerk store' is the line!" you can tell Jerry's trying not to laugh.

[claire0rockz]

I just ordered the shirt today :)

[akaricloud]

"Yeah, that's what made it so easy"

[TheLotharx]

LOOOL! I just love the way he shifts around before the "sex with your wife" bit!!!

[TheDinoraur]

Lol this is my wallpaper

[Guerrillablackdog]

I hate it when this happens to me. I think of a good comeback only AFTER I'm somewhere else. Away from the guy who insulted me.

[jhaketheturtle]

this came out in 97 hit em up came out in 96 please tell me theres a connection

[JackTheRipper8202]

Jerk store???? Seriously?

[ispymaddog]

nice, nice, nice. I can't believe he went to Arkon, Ohio to zing this guy. Should have just said, well you got fired from the Yankees so nah, nah, on you. Jerk.

[bnjmnbrgg]

5:02...his smile when he hears the joke for the second time...

[GuaranteedRawMusic]

lol i love when riley comes back and george just doesn't know what to do

[getitgotitgood100]

@thedizzies1 yes, yes it was. For the most part. Jerry used to do a little standup before everyshow and get the crowd into it also

[CrucialGreg]

2 people were due back by 6

[seckzmachine]

im not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!!!!!... lmao george is the man

[thedizzies1]

Was Seinfeld filmed in front of a studio audience?

[paulmarkovich7]

Hes working for Firestone in Akron, Ohio.. I leave first thing tomorrow morning!

[MrBird2007]

the one episode in which i can relate to george

[mjax1111]

I'm not going to dumb it down for some bone-head mass audience! Not...you!

[jgonzz10028]

At 6:12, when George turns around, he's on Northern Blvd. The future location of the Turbo Laundry is in the background. Kinda' creepy, because i hadn't moved to queens yet when this was filmed, yet i have lived in Manhattan for six years already..

[cupcakegirl1992]

I went to a buffet with my parents and there was this little girl beside us with a plate full of shrimp. The mother asked the girl how many shrimp she took and the girl said 30. I whispered to my mom "The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." If the girl wasn't such a little kid, I would have said that to her.

[heartofzorro]

Oh man i love this scene. Never laughed so much. This really happens to all of us. Her wife is in a coma?? What answer can that gets eh eh The life support machine called and eh eh

[tuhero007]

HAHAHAahahhh supoper

[nickmordo]

I love when George talks to himself ahahaha

[SirHatchporch]

Best part is the scene in the apartment, when George gets all pissed off. God, George is the best.

[jellams48]

EXACTLY what i was looking for. LOL!

[dingmadur]

Wore my jerkstore shirt to school today. Turned alot of heads and got a few comments too.

[kellymcnulty123]

@dingmadur There's a jerkstore shirt?! Where? I need one! =)

[dingmadur]

@kellymcnulty123 you can prolly get one from ebay or amazon. I got mine in a local store downtown. Just google it :)

[Sqiffz]

@kellymcnulty123 Jerkstore shirts

twitter.com/#!/BeTheJerk

[mattj2217]

@kellymcnulty123 The jerk store shirt store?

[duckthecelebs]

this t-shirt turns soo many heads you all should totally get one. i have the kramer painting, seinfeld logo, and the jerkstore t-shirt. and the "these pretzels are makin' me thirsty shirt" is on its way!!!!!

[Doofe2012]

The wood store called.

They're all out of yew!

[thenewzidane5]

Well the coma store called......

[FenderFM212]

I love how Kramer didn't know it was possible to wake up from a coma, even though there was an episode in season 3 about a guy who was in a coma and eventually woke up.

[jsizzle456]

well, the life support machine called, they're looking for your wife! Thats what he should have said!

[MrBuch169169]

Juuuuust tell 'im ya had sex with his wife!

How come I'm at a point in my life where Kramer's advice always seems best to me?

[dolphinsneu]

how is it an insult to be told they only wake you up for the important meetings?

[tomfrankly]

@dolphinsneu I think they were implying that George had nothing to add to most meetings but he needed to be informed about things going on at important meetings.

[SaM52461]

@dolphinsneu

He was joking, it was sarcasm. In other words he's not important enough to be in on all the meetings

[ZPQM001]

obviously the person who hit dislike got burned by a jerkstore comeback

[BadAcidVacation]

"his wife's in a coma"

"I know! Why do you think that is?!"

[ErikMartin81]

If you people like the jerkstore so much, why don't you MARRY it?

[newyy1]

"His wife's in a coma."

"I guess that's why she didn't move around that much."

[Sensitivite1]

that was the quickest seinfeld episode i ever saw lol

[predalian5]

It's smart, It's a smart line and a smart crowd will appreciate it AND I'M NOT GOING TO DUM IT DOWN FOR SOME BONEHEAD MASS AUDIENCE!!

[wellsphere1]

2:37 LOLLLLLLL

[tastethejace]

"Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!!" I used that line against the jackoff I was arguing with, 'till it came to me that it was my father. now we're both in therapy.

[sexycooljulesverne]

@tastethejace wat..... wat.

wat?

[Theburn77]

"sometimes in life the god's smile upon you my friends." I still say that all the time

[foxesV]

I'M GOING WITH JERKSTORE...JERKSTORE IS THE LINE... JERKSTORE!

[CeruleanFilms]

The part of this that killed me was Elaine's matter-of fact remark that "there are no jerk stores".

[tarlcabot18]

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

[1ceC0ldKill4]

Am I a lucky bastard to have a girlfriend who looks a bit like Elaine? Oh hell yeah!!!

[thebraveone22]

One word.....Classic.

[bdawg1845]

Jerkstore woulda smoked that guy, smoked him I say !!!!!!!! HILARIOUS !!!

[rebel390]

I like when he's waving his hands down, repeating jerkstore, so as to supress all other ideas.

[otherfool]

Big question: what is the comeback George comes up with at the end?

[orkavorn]

"Yep. I'm flying out first thing tomorrow morning." lol

[ganjasmokintildeath]

jerkstore woulda smoked that guy, smoked him i say lmao george is the best when hes mad

[angeltosome]

How many of us can relate to George here? He gets insulted and has no response, up until it's too late to say it. Props to him for going as far as he did just to get that guy back.

[ProudVirginBoy]

@angeltosome haha its almost as if this situational-comedy was intended to mimic everyday life in a comic light...probably just a coincidence tho

[merkava9]

i love costanza's personality hahaha. such a hothead.

[Ukrainekiev95]

LOL I had sex with your wife! Ha ha ha! And the part when he turns back at the end! HAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

[heartofzorro]

I love George's face like what should i say to this LOL

[legendkiller2004]

"Your cranium called.. its got some space to rent."

"What does that mean?"

George is right. What DOES that mean? Obviously in theory, it means the guy's a bit stupid because he only has half a brain or whatever but its not much of an insult is it.

[bochysuck]

BEST PART: You get someone to take that Canadian quarter?

[crazydudetz]

this is hilarious

[ANormalmanProduction]

Ironic how Kramer is talking to Jerry about a film with a lady who wakes up from a coma and at the end that guy's wife is in a coma.

[dingmadur]

And I just love how George reacts when Kramer tells Jerry that she wakes up at the end. So disappointed.

[Artlitfan]

@ANormalmanProduction thanks Captain Obvious

[andr3w000]

Elaine looks hot in this episode

[brheas]

@andr3w000 She was also pregnant! :)

[WaitingtoHit]

@andr3w000 She looks hot in very episode.

[abeedakbar]

Kramer had the best one!!

[killerecho]

Gotta love Georgie boy's energy. It carries the show.

[zohankiller]

With that oil spill in the Gulf there might not be any shrimp left in the Ocean let alone George eating all.

[bonkling]

just tell him you had sex with his wife

lmao i love kramer

[verveijo]

where can i get one?

[shackleton555]

jerkstore!

[streaker9]

this is absolute gold.

[StephenWWhalen]

"his wife is in a coma..."

[RavenMichaels]

LOL George at 5:03. Hes so confident...

[eriktheenemy]

Kramer's face at 1:51 is hysterical.

[otherfool]

My favorite episode from my favorite show.

"I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead audience!"

[naturegrl13]

haha my bf has a shirt w/ that jerk logo

[ANormalmanProduction]

I love this episode- specifically George's quest to zing at this guy.

By the way, what an unoriginal douchebag for saying the same insult TWICE.

[thenickelbackfan5]

a seinfeld classic.

[Jaytothecore]

"My wife is in a coma.... Yeah? Well the life support machine called..."

[dbzfan66]

"THAT'S IT!"

[EatYourVegs]

@Jaytothecore She's running out oh air!

[CrushJehovah]

Greatest show ever!

[bserusha]

A show truly about nothing.

[lloplop]

come on, every sitcom is about nothing. Its about the personal life of a comedian and his friends. What the hell is friends about? Now thats about nothing.

[ScootGod]

george's face at 5:01 is priceless

[Drac39]

Yeah it's his classic manipulative jerk face.

[CloserExamination]

This is one of the funniest Seinfeld episodes that I've seen.

[Drac39]

This could very well be the best clip in any medium whatsoever. Epic

[PopSong1]

this is my favorite episode of Seinfeld

[heartofzorro]

We only wake you up for the important meetings Lmfao 3:01 Answer to that eh eh

[verveijo]

and finishes at 2:50

[verveijo]

best scene start's 1:14

[heartofzorro]

In a coma.. Well the life support machine called and.. LOLOL Brilliant

[heartofzorro]

I love Elaine laughter 1:38 lmao Hey Reilly the zoo called your due back by 6 lmfao

[Cloeage]

I got it too.

[ktuluag]

I just got a jerkstore t shirt lol. well i got it for my buddy but i got a seinfeld logo one.

[dingmadur]

Got that jerkstore shirt too

[spinklevic]

lol yeah I saw that in an HMV last year, I almost bought it but decided not to.

[savykevin]

thats gary from the old town tavern on cheers; thx. for posting, seinfeld had some of the most original writers.

[redda2]

haha

[digggidd]

lmao

[svendiamond]

thank you for putting some seinfeld up here. fuck copyright laws!