Rumours 09
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From: heavymetalhappyhour
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  • I recently heard a rumor that you and Tiffany Brissette had joined the cast of "The Human Centipede" - any truth to this?

  • ahahahahahhaha og my fucking satan xD

  • nice...

  • And he didn't even have the decency to sing to her.

  • or buy her a damn beer

  • 1990 was the year the master chose to bring me forth into the cruel realm of existence.

  • @magicbrowny420

    was he the one who cristened your mothers cunt with 10 gallons of man spunk?

  • Hit me master Hitt mee

  • NECROPHELIA!

  • nice

  • The only problem I have with your video is that you assume Glenn Beck has a pair. Otherwise, you're right on target. :)

  • Hilarious!

  • lol xD

  • glenn beck what the heck i wonder if he listened to tsol"s code blue thank you and have a nice day

  • That WOULD be lovely!!! Let's turn Glen into Glenda!

  • Master, you're confusing me! It's OK to penetrate OLD dead women, but not YOUNG dead women? It's not like any consent forms were filled out first...

    Oh wait, it's SATIRE! Now that's comedy!

    "Nothing a hot curling iron and some Vaseline won't fix"!

  • the 'clear the air' bit gets me everytime

  • Oh Hell yeah my Master you know what i really want right now to clear the air from all these sinners and make some room for You to rape some milfs :)

  • Glenn Beck should be brought to justice.

  • So this could be real?

  • LOL

  • haha this guy is so freakin funny

  • The Master has spoken!

    How about Hammer Smashed Balls?

  • Unholy crap.

    When it said rumors a firework went off.

  • Tennis? How about BASEBALL!!! Or a cat can use his scrotum as a scratching post.

  • Beautiful!! Why won't Beck address these rumors?

  • hahaha!!!

  • ★★★★★

  • Tennis with his balls? I say croquet with his balls!

  • it good morning over here master

  • This is better then porn.

  • sharre2: Has the Master's Demon Dick ever graced a porn?

  • @DavidRandallCurtis it would be the best porn ever.

    But no. I dont think it has.

  • great :D

  • You say what we all wish we could say, master.

  • Yer Reds

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