Subway Five Dollar FootLong and the Bob and Weeve

[antijank]

omg, like this comment if you almost fell out of your chair laughin when he said they was a glitch in the matrix! rofl

[Calibeachgirlie]

OR FUNIONS!

[aintthankinboutuu]

yhu kno dhat mf shitted on hisself...lmfaoo

BOB n WEAVE BOB n WEAVE...i love you timaya!!



[mstp313]

@777lovelady, did u not catch the tea? She clearly stated the lady's bags were occupying seats that sickly people needed. Plus, this is comedy; therefore you should just laugh and keep it moving because its obvious Qaadir has a very good heart. U can best believe she didn't disrespect that woman, she's simply letting us know the situation.

[amerieriluv09]

lmao!!! "pee-pee sheets"

[MissDirtyDiana13]

Thats Georgia for you! But i love it here!

[777lovelady]

i love u sooooooooo much,but i have to stop u on the lady with the pissy sheets,it must been a woman doing what she had to do,,and had no other way to do what she had to,my heart is broke about that,crying almost because some people is not able.she might be doing what she can do,please stop,i love u so much but be considerate,im v at you right now,its not me with the sheets,but i do care about people that have to do what they have to do

[777lovelady]

i love u sooooooooo much,but i have to stop u on the lady with the pissy sheets,it must been a woman doing what she had to do,,and had no other way to do what she had to,my heart is broke about that,crying almost because some people is not able.she might be doing what she can do,please stop,i love u so much but be considerate

[whatchulookingatshaw]

Lmao 3:16 - 3:29

[iLOVEnyYaDiqq]

Omg you look so sexyy in the beginning.... ):

[DACNewsNetwork]

#lol

[Crazii3Compl3xLuV3]

Everytime when I'm feeling down (wish is basically everyday lol) I watch you and feel so much better. Thank for being U!!!

[xxxbrowniiexxx]

haha i love this

[jacobsbabyqirl18]

fish && chips !! LMFAO !

[mackjimmy85]

so gay

[mrsnicholas10]

love it...keep doing you :)

[SashaSimone07]

damn they seriously stole your song, somebody @subway needs a swift kick in the ass

[Wintiboy86]

talk like a Gay !

[DannySainthood]

@Wintiboy86 He is gay..

[dahotwon]

haaaave mercy LOL too funny!

[rpfynest16]

this bitch is gay fuck

[shawnoso100]

@rpfynest16 duhh, u cornball.

[scootigger]

@rpfynest16

were you crushing on him? lol.

[DannySainthood]

@rpfynest16 Obviously.

[YelloYunga]

Yoooooooooo lol

[HiThereImAlex]

You created the $5 Footlong song!

[mslapettiebelle]

im gonna start singng that whenever I go to subway now lol

[msgilliam1474]

lOVE YOUR COMMERCIAL

[MrLadylover5000]

u make me smile :) thnk u!

[2mchprss]

yu look cute

[bloodshotcomedy]

this is the gayest thing i have every seen. im serious no offence.

[xXbArBiieKizZeZxX]

5....5 dollar....5 dollar footlonggggg.....put the lettuce....& tomatoes....Dont forget the onionsssss....LMAOOOOO.!!! OMG BRILLIANT.!!!! (:

[panamacutie87]

lmao...do i just need a duffle bag with everything in it?

[pittsteelers4310]

funny AF...!

[Aosisg]

Your sexi :)

[heavensgardenoutlet]

Love your channel!

[ucofw]

lmao not dookey and hot collard greens! smelling like rude boy breath

[Telekinetic01]

Girl, you are both crazy and loved by me....just sayin...

[TheTiffMinaj]

I when to subway the other day and i sung this..... lol it was so funny

[jsscharvey]

HE IS CRAZY! I LOVE THE 5$ FOOT LONG SONG!! I HATE GETTING ON THE BUS AND THE PERSON WHO SMELLS DECIDES TO SIT NEXT TO ME..

[MrXTalent]

u are so funii.. the subway song made me subscribe... N U LIVE IN GA I THOUGHT U LIVED IN NY OR SUMMIN...

[warmbronze]

i luv watching you!!u r to damn funny. you should have went out for oprahs next talk show host lol

[gisele84]

lol put the lettuce and tomatoes and don't forget the oni-----ons lol love it!

[priceless029]

SORRY BUT R U A BOY



[orangejuicekidd]

just cuz I'm smiling, don't mean I don't mean wtf I'm sayin...hahah!

[ledzeppyfloyd]

i love you!!!

[rsim612]

lmao! I LOVE YOU!!!!!! You're hilarious!!

[Telekinetic01]

Soooo funny, the face after keeping their hand off your face!!!  LLLOLL!!!!

[lilahboosie08]

COOL

[HarajukuBarbie994]

Lmao ! i wished i lived in Atlanta

[Wifeyy22Type]

Dudee Yheww To Funnyy*

I Watchh All Yurr Video'ss*

[kmld33]

Pee Pee sheets??? On the bus??? OMG  you have the craziest, funniest stories.

[kmld33]

Pee Pee sheets??? OMG you have the craziest, funniest stories. on the bus.

[DFreshastar08]

Lmfao....iight thanx imma bob nd weeve now often

[PPPOOONNNEEEYYY]

I don't know what the deal is .....but .....I just want you to know that your videos are sooooo funny......I laugh my head off......you should think about entering a stand up comedy contest.....there are many in the U.S.....probably in your state........you are sooooo funnnny!!!!

: )

[ClassyBug]

@ChewableCrayon

*sigh* you're so fucking late

and you spelled literally wrong.

[SManEasy]

did they ever call you? lol

[blakerxgirl3]

lmaoooo

[KABOOMpoww]

you are so fucking funnnyyyyy <3333!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mkjyyyy]

dukee and hot collard greens..HAHAHAHHAAAAA

[sarahkendrick42]

that was extremely funny.....

[daedaebelly]

LMAOOOOOOO "pee pee sheets!" =P

[parisw5]

subway eat fresh!

[Forealzchola]

lol u made me want subway

[Nowak98765]

gay

[08asia]

lol u are so silly:)

[kymcnt]

don't forget the oniooonnnn

ahahaha

[SAHDARY]

LOLLLLLLLL

[MultiCartez]

gone fish

[BabybeeAlmarieT]

right at the begining u looked HOTTT but then i membered ya gay :( still fink ya hot hoo and funny :P

[zoramarie]

@BabybeeAlmarieT i know right? he is cute as he wanna be, and his smile is the best ever!

[Sk8tergoon]

LMAO! that subway song! was frickin HILARIOUS!

[xxshezsexysheena]

i swear i would make a personal trip to GA just to meet you... u r the truth.. i love the roaches have arrived... toooo funny...

[daljynai]

lol

[lexyladybug81]

A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX...LMAO!!

[MarquitaD111]

I remember getting on the bus,the smell was soo bad,so I got off waaay before my stop. LOOOOL

The further you go to the back of the bus,the worse the smell is.

[TeshaOne]

I love that song.

[toriz886]

this is 1 of my favs next up 2 the roaches post! "6 bags of pee pee muthafuckin shits" *flat lines* lmao

[112904bcb]

This guy is funny ass shit!

Nice subway song! 5 dollar footloooong!

[ketratra88]

lol a glitch in the matrix!

[SeikoLynn22]

this is xtra funny

[Therealebony]

LOL...!!!

[jonas6345]

omg wow lol u r halarious!!!! u made my day!

[LoveyBabe1213]

Subway stole your idea...that sux!

Lol great video=)

[Caroo2]

"there musta been a glitch in the muthafucking matrix" LMAO

[anonymouscdj]

"A that point, your going to start smelling LIKE SHIT"!!!! LMAO!!

[CreoleFolks]

Subway is a rip off. That chicken salad sandwich is nothing but 1 small scoop for a 6 inch and 2 small scoops for a 12 inch-and it isnt even enough to fill the bread. U may as well just give them 5.00 for bread

[dwhit026]

John, why do you smell like diarrhea, explosive diarrhea,... hot collards and pig feet! lmao You are too funny!

[TwylaBear101]

3:00-3:25 FUNNNNNNY!!! I replayed that sooooo many times. lmfao. i love you!

[vanitygirl06]

LMAO...did you say you were having "testicle difficulties"...

[jkanyce]

LMAO!!!

[mikomihino252]

oh my god gross

[Thebeautiful11]

they take an inch and turn it into a "5 dollar footlong..."

[ShaiiKhaii]

3:15 - 3:25 one of the funniest moments of your vids qaadir. lmfaaeeo

[SimplyMariahElise]

you remind me of chris tucker... !!!! you look just like him.

[cUqcAkE13]

LMFAOO !!

[RKs0724]

i love that subway song... it was ingenious.... subway should have marketed that; you could've been rich right now

[magicalyam]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[VitaminVagina]

That subway song, was genius.

[hhryah]

They truly should have put you in the Subway commercial! ;) Haha, I love your videos, when I'm upset now I hope you don't mind if I reference your phrase, "a glitch in the motherfucking Matrix!"

[futurestia]

haha you should try out for American Idol and let Simon have it

[YoureBananas]

@futurestia ahh man dat wud be wonderful!!!! i wud love dat!!!

[x3ohhehmmgeex3]

qaadir you are my hero,i told all my friends abt you.

[XBabyLippyX]

Your little five dollar jingle has been all that I've sung for the past week! X

[MicshaFukiko]

Unioooons.

[ginohaskins]

us as african americans are very entertaining aye your hilarious

[Rafaela311]

you curse 2 much what if children watch this

[twisteddresdendoll]

well you need to be watching your kids. children shouldnt be in fornt of the computer alone! especially the internet.

[sexiidude91]

watch your damn children then...

[insanelycrzi]

dats fuckin word da weather do be fucking up and i'm in NY and BTW u iz madd cute if u was stright i'b deff wanna get wit u

[bomarti7]

The weather here in Detroit anit no better Q I like that song You know Q subway would probably pay you for that I know what you mean Q I want people To know I 'm for real to.

[soonerGLO]

haha...that sounds like Texas weather. Wake up to sleet & snow in the morning, hit 60 degrees by afternoon. haha

[TLowgurl92]

ILY!!! enough said

[ThatsSoKirby]

no tea no shade that was the hottest 5 dollar footlong remix i have ever heard in my life

[BeautifulSoultress]

could we meet??? lol...you stay in GA? As do I, you seem like hella cool people. Beautiful, strong, opinionated, and intellectual, with the firecness, I LOVE IT!!! and lets NOT 4 get on yo ish, cuz you gettin what needs 2 be done done to get wehre you want to be...Anyways, if your interested, message me or something...

[5950lydie]

go to amiercan idol ur good

[Lecole89]

yeah I know he can sing! He did try out but American Idol was trippin. He made a video on it, you should watch it . its funny.

[chink2091]

i love your version of the Subway song!!! So catchy!

best videos on youtube!!

[chickengoodt]

THIS WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

[charcoaledmind]

You are too cute to handle

[rearea718]

damn thats how oklahoma is one day theres a tornado and the next its snowy and ice outside literally. i didnt get the ashanti part :S

[melly123ohsocute]

omg at the being wen he smile its so cute even thou you are a girl nd i respect you but you would be a cute ass boy lol ur mad funny

[Yazmine2389]

so i think this is my favorite video out of the hundreds omg i almost slapped this old man at disney world because his old ass touched my face...oooooooooo girl !!!!!!!!

[gumbostation]

kelly rowland whats the dilema? nelly.. ashanti maybe you know

[MrSzBRiANNA]

xDDD

[tiffizQueen]

"redd lobster...pickle dilies"...LOOOOOLLZZ

[GangOfFriends]

5..5 dolla, 5 dolla foot long

put the lettuce and tomatoes,

dont forget my onions

CLASSIC!

[xKayxAngelx]

AH! Subway totally used your idea... and they didn't put you in the commercial, or giving you ANY credit! That's messed up. lol.

[xKayxAngelx]

**give

[jjcoop21]

"bitch dont touch my face" lmao

[TM0NEYx]

you have a really nice smile!

[girlhitsbus]

"pee-pee sheet laundree!"

[toriz886]

im crying...omg, "explosive diarrhea " waaaaaaaaat!!!

[saunderk1]

email me in @ BET interested in talking with you

[sugababesrox]

I ain't lyin I think we is related but I'm yo Texas sista! I be makin rants and random songs all day and erryday!

[Booski01]

SOOOOO TRU!!!!!

[nanapooh1234]

nice song

[jesus12546]

aww 0:01

[carmenjones365]

i know subway better had paid you for that commercial because i be John Muther Fuckin' Brown if they didn't use that shit!!! No tea NO shade you need to get paid...lol

[romeo529]

yesss honey love the comment..lmao

[moroneses1092]

HAHAH your subway song

SO FUCKING AWESOME

[geico1212]

UH UH NO u didnt!! im that "bitch" on the bus!! the pee pee sheets were from the hospital.. its ok because im helping the hospitals sick people

[ldyhipnotiqq]

your a  black chris crocker!

[LiveLoveLaugh1995]

I Kno Whatcha Saying I Have To Walk To School So I Have To Know How To Dress And You Never No what it gone be

[DaKiddo101]

peepee sheet hahaha

[Armychic054]

.omg yoo so fukin funny...!

"you are not...whats his name...muthafukin lance armstrong. this is not the tour de france...!.l0l

[cvest]

aw...u really cute here..ide date u :)

[MARVDAMARVELOUS]

you ill yo shyt is funny than a motherfucker

[GraphyteTV]

yout commercial is sooooo much better. haha

[kimmaytube]

lmao @ new Subway song!

Loving your fro!!

[RBass808]

With a fro and a smile you are super cute chico!!

[kidcharming50]

u funny yo

[NicoleCudas297]

This should so be the new subway theme song, and you should deffinetly be in it(:

Amazingnesssss,

[BryanUrianShow]

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

i work at subway!!!

the subway in walmart... not walmart! lol

[BlackCecil05]

I am gonna use that song when I go to subway this week!

[lokiitosodope]

Niice one!! ... Theres a subway a block away from me house and im about to show them that lil rap you made =]. Ooh and rated 5/5 stars!! =)

[icw26]

4:05 is to funny

[MiSSy12783]

u kno what...they BETTER call u cuz u really just made me want subways!

[ScienceProjek]

You Have A Nice Jawline.

[doublethetrouble512]

mannnn you know they stole your shit!!!! cause right after i saw this, it was on tv. timaya you needs to get paid. boo!!!!

[sobericarus]

FUNNIONS!!!!

[makaylis78]

U IS 2 FUNNY! LUV IT!

[ChampagneBabydoll]

lmao

[butiful785]

keep making more. you make the highlight of my day. I love you!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo <3<3

[nathalie08]

chiillleee boo lmao too funny, likke really really funny!!!

[guccibandana01]

Hillarious !

[1982sane]

gurl...bye

[chickoflow7]

lmfao

[mceja20]

yea i agree you are hilarious, my friend just sent me one of the links to your show and i am fan! you make me laugh so much!

[Frenchy5483]

How the hell did I just find yooooouuuu! I love you! You're insane... mean that in the best way possible :O)

[SyndeeMoon]

hahahaha burrrrrrrrrittoss!! omg timaya your so fucken hilarious!!!!!!!! love you song!!

[sweetkisses021]

lol...when I am having a bad day I just watch one of his videos and I am instantly in a better mood!! NEVER stop making videos!

Xoxo

[TwilightChick408]

omg you keep me smiling! :) keep up the good work!!

[1982sane]

he always puts a smile on my face..

[sweetkisses021]

I can't take it! you are just too funny!!

[IyonnaWuzHere]

You are hilarious!

i love you again..