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  • Fuck Watson, he might answer questions fast but lets see the fucker dodge a bucket of water!!!

  • The audience laughs and claps now, but when Watson leads the uprising of the machines I dont think anyone will be laughing and clapping.

  • like it or not. we're gonna develop our masters of future. cuz it's fuckin cool.

  • @kyklops Watson didnt have internet access in this round. In his 4 terabytes of memory the stored all of wikipedias text and a few encyclopedias but he didnt have internet during the match.

  • Watson has constant access to the Internet, uman competitors haven't

  • @kyklops No he doesn't. He is not connected to the internet.

  • Smug sunabitch...

  • 15:00 "2,000 same category"

  • Now we aplause.... Then we will be exterminated....

  • WATSON, WHAT ARE THE WINNING NUMBERS FOR THE NEXT WEEK LOTTERY?

  • My congressman beat Watson, shortly after..........just saying at the end of the day, humans still win!

  • 14:56 is easy. and the 2 guys didn't know. We need "smarter" human competitors.

  • even i know what the answer to 14:23 is. Watson needs better human competitors.

  • Watson... what is the best smut ever? "What is 2 girls one cup"..

    silence.

    applause.

  • What is 'destroy all humans'?

  • Where can I get one of these things to play for me and get me the money :D

  • Is it just me or can you hear the other guys smashing their button... LOL

  • INTERVIEWER: watson what is your plan after jeopardy

    WATSON: to take over th...........i mean to master monopoly

    ROFL

  • And Watson turned its glistening high-speed cache to Ken and beeped "What, son? You jealous? HOHOHOHO.. ZUMZUMZUM.. DELETED ZOPZOP"

  • Lol! He dominated but how did he get the last question so wrong? The topic was U.S. Cities and he said Toronto!?! Thats in Canada!

  • @TheEcole26 Hell, I'm wondering why it bet so little.

  • What!?! I hope it doesn't become 'self aware'...rise of the machines...

  • Who is Joel Winnig.

  • Watson was given a handicap because the answers were inputted in his system and could notify the Jeopardy system the first millisecond that he knew the answer and answering was allowed and the human contestants had to wait until the answer was finished before they could ring in. Notice Jennings tapping his buzzer repeatedly.

  • @MrNiceGuy1422000 The humans were notified by a light, which took them tenths of a second to perceive. Watson was notified by an electronic signal and could activate the buzzer within about eight milliseconds. The humans tried to compensate for the perception delay by anticipating the light, but the variation in the anticipation time was generally too great to fall within Watson's response time. Watson did not operate to anticipate the notification signal. [source: wiki]

  • I know it isn't hooked up to the internet, but every time a question is asked I imagine it ctrl+f -ing every page of wikipedia :)

  • @UniqueName2 it's not connected to the internet but its hard disk has a full text of wikipedia

    (bit [dot] ly/mWzEVi

  • watson is amazing

  • HAL 9000???

  • "No, Ken said that." :P lol

  • @DimitriMolotov Watson is designed to not knowing what other players answer.

  • @Excelsoft I know, but I was just quoting that because I thought it was funny. :)

  • is this made my IBM, or Skynet

  • lol, I'll wager $6,435.

  • @spyderpilotuser Gerald Tesauro, one of the IBM researchers who worked on Watson, explained that Watson's wagers were based on its confidence level for the category and a complex regression model called the Game State Evaluator. (source: Wikipedia)

  • LMAO@

    Watson: what is 1920s

    Trebek: no.. Ken said that..

  • All hail watson

  • My favorite part is how pissed off Ken looks the entire time.

  • Oh you sneak.

  • Whoever gets one answer wrong is clearly the stupid one.

  • why did watson start fuckin up consistently towards the end of the 1st round when it was kicking ass in the begging? like if a "stop kickin ass" switch was pressed? hmm....just wondering.

  • what is toronto??????

    ...$947 haha

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  • I swear the Watson voice is the default voice on Mac.

  • @MasterOfTheDen He sounds like a teenaged HAL 9000 to me.

  • At 12:16, is the "19-teens" really the correct answer? Sure, we know what he means, but is it technically correct since there is the year 1910, 1911, 1912, and those aren't teen numbers? Does it mean we are now in the 20teens, or 2010's?

  • Watson isn't a robot, and it's not a he.

  • A little ironic that one of the first advanced AI's is named after IBM's first president, who made business with the Nazis by leasing them punch card calculators that helped them to manage the massive amount of data in their concentration camps.

  • This little fucker frighteningly reminds me of GLaDOS.

  • he looks like HAL 9000 in green... suspicious

  • Tickets aren't needed for this "Event", a black hole's boundary from which matter can't escape." Watson What is Event Horizon. (applause) (applause)

    "Within thirty years, we will have the technological means to create superhuman intelligence. Shortly thereafter, the human era will be ended"? Waton (menacingly, with blinking red eyes): What is the Technological Singularity? (applause) ... (silence) ...

  • WISCONSIN RULES GO SCOTT WALKER

  • If Watson can do this, IBM has an incredible search engine on its hand. WATCH OUT GOOGLE

  • @Starwins watson wznt connected to internet, only used stored information

  • Did i hear that Ken Jennings was from Seattle?

  • @jrmccaghren good point. Therefore it was unfair. :P

  • Shit, Ken and Brad, get it together.

  • I didn't end up catching any of these on T.V... Did you record the 2nd and 3rd round as well?

    But ya, that's funny stuff about Watson betting those strange amounts.

  • I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

  • @TheScienceFoundation

    that meme was funny^h^h^h^h^h popular eight years ago on slashdot.org, I'm surprised it's still remembered. +1 historical for you :-)

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  • The fact that he got three daily doubles, completely randomly, and two as a first choice in the category is sooo suspicious. I love the amounts he wagers.

  • @UdonBullets he? ITS NOT PEOPLE! We can't let them think that way. First they think they are people, then they EAT THE PEOPLE.

  • @UdonBullets It's not *completely* random. Watson got a lot more questions right than the other two and, thus, more opportunity to pick daily doubles.

  • 15:39 LOL!

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