Evolution Made Us All

[XavierNinnis]

Not to blaspheme, but dare I say worthy even of St. Tom Lehrer.

[paul1961ist]

Of course evolution made Bin Laden,the "man",but you can hardly blame it for making him a total shit.

[Chankeypathak]

This poem should be taught in schools.

[JungleJargon]

Praise the preexisting word written in and with the function that the elements were made to have.

[JungleJargon]

Objects did not make or refine what you are.

[gerardrbain1972]

Nice.

[pannysat]

If I had kids, i let this see this.

[NaoufalVEVO]

1:11 " it made ben laden too " are you sure evolution made ben laden ? :D

[brujadelsonar]

@NaoufalVEVO in another version it's Sarah Palin :D and yeah, i'm pretty sure it did.

[scorpioninth]

@thedeadlystoat

I may sound ignorant, but why how and when did Mother Theresa killed many people?

[ElInventor]

1:10 Evolution made bin laden, and USA unmade him. :D

[malmsteenzz]

Trex gonna eat bin laden.

[ARieFF91]

LOL vid!

would u believe me if i say that there is one day i was late for class because my bike was broken. but still, i manage to attend the class because my bike fixed itself. believe me, i don't need a mechanic.

BS ryte?

[sophocrat]

I'll see you in hell, my friends.

[Ellie8969]

@sophocrat I'm looking forward to it......barbecued meats and great company! Who could ask for more?

[sophocrat]

@Ellie8969 I dunno, heaven sounds like a 24/7 IV of cocaine. Almost equally enticing. :D

[sukablianah2]

I  worship evolution!

[Shamlins69]

That's classic

[silentfilm2]

It's hysterical that people are so vocal about a satirical video...

[misclick261]

decent..

[aadgxx]

God maight create evolving world. He may enjoy it !

[ElInventor]

@aadgxx Evolution made god too. God was invented by human brains.

[achatzip]

What, no fundamentalist comments yet?

[GowanBray]

Mother Teresa is not such a great example of someone good, if that was what was intended. But what a great video.

[thedeadlystoat]

@GowanBray No, of course that's not the intention, unless Bin Laden has won some Peace Nobel that I missed. Still, he has killed less people than Mother Theresa did.

[sophocrat]

@thedeadlystoat ... and continues to do. Not only that, she also tortures people. At least bin Laden just kills.

[Motaro76]

@GowanBray

Yes, mother Theresa tortured people, she gave him no analgetica, no medicine. When one of her patients cried from pain, she said: "Jesus kissed you". Patient answered: "tell Jesus, that he stop to kiss me". This short lean old woman must be true BDSM icon.

Lamprey eel also kills it's victim slowly and painfully. So it's a big sense to show lamprey after Mother Teresa in the sequence of clip.

[XavierNinnis]

@Motaro76 Indeed, it's sickens me that, almost always, it's STILL the name of that vile woman that people come up with when they wish to say that someone approaches being the "ne plus ultra" of human compassion. Not to mention, as I'm sure you're aware but many, if not most, others are not, not only was the sole "good" she aimed to accomplish to dribble (usually filthy) water upon the heads of those unfortunates who ended up in her "care", thus saving their "souls", but nearly (to be continued)

[XavierNinnis]

@XavierNinnis (continued) all of the funds people donated to her, believing that the money would be used to ameliorate, at least a little, the suffering of some of the most wretchedly needy people on earth, instead went to an account controlled by the Vatican.

I will concede that at some point the woman apparently felt some stirrings of guilt about the fraud she was perpetuating, that, or the superstitious hag thought "god" might not approve of the scam, (continued)

[XavierNinnis]

@XavierNinnis (continued) whatever the reason, she posted a sign beside the door of "Mother House" which read: ""Tell them we are not here for work, we are here for Jesus. We are religious above all else. We are not social workers, not teachers, not doctors. We are nuns."

Not exactly a refund, but at least it was something.