Measuring My Penis.

[TheSpongesam]

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[Willibab]

*cough* :P frost reminds me of chuck from supernatural for some reason o.O dunno why >.< pretty odd considering chuck turned out to be god in the show :P

[TheSpongesam]

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[spiritualbully]

hahah, i thought it was ghostOday you were talking about

[JamesEzSecretChannel]

for the lulz, faved

[ghostofdayinperson]

For the first 5 seconds of this video after you spoke MY name, I was racking my brain to remember whether or not I discussed penis measurement in any of my vids. Perhaps I should talk about cock more. I've already shown my tits a couple of times. Hmmmmm.....

[Pineconevolved]

tit meat, do it for me, ROFL, love it meridianfrost!

[Shamuck22]

All Hail the Meridian Army HOORAH... Once again another brilliant vid my man

[gratex]

eye make-up vids > all

[nicanicabad]

coolio!

[2bsirius]

Nice to know that when you say you're thinking with your small head it's actually your cranium. Maybe it's time to shake that big fella, tuck him into your trousers and zip it up...

[thecreepyguy]

@2bsirius I'm confused.

[Nagneto]

Penis!

[Bluebelle9289]

You're funny.

[ctso74]

Plus, women can always use a strap-on for those contest. Maybe, use old Mr. Twisty or The Triceratops to gain extra points for style... and intimidation.

[TruthSurge]

what is being measured? girth? length? turgidity? WHAT???  Context, people, CONTEXT! :)

[DrOrphious79]

@TruthSurge turgidity?? TURGIDITY??

holy crap

[fruitikay]

Hahaha...that's all. 

[Inovocre12]

Well you tell her, It's my penis and I can measure it if I want to! LOL!

[pernch]

lol shameless promotion, much?

[xxxMST3Kxxx]

You are by far one of my favorites here and one of the most talented and I agree the talent does often rise to the top.

[alicethetroll]

so I thought this was going to be like your 'watch me pierce my labret' show, but you disappointed this voyeur...

[Katalyzt]

★★★★★

[LJonYT]

Ya always gotta make it sexy doncha?

[nishbrown]

Don't confuse penis with ego.

[acman92]

"I've never seen anyone of consequence measure their cock..." I see what you did there.

[achtungcircus]

My Mum, gotta luv her, always has words of wisdom.

A propos this, she says "it ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean".

Of course, she also has a corollary to this law, to wit: "but who wants a ride in a canoe?"

[insanenasni]

Fade in slowly now...

[RadarKat73080]

Mine do certainly suck!

[BrittanyBallisticccc]

Smiled at you putting your sub count in the lower right corner.

[emperorkang]

tits or GTFO

:-)

[xPwnyTailx]

You should have winked after you said Do it for me. Also get on blogtv more.

[glennjridge]

the adverage male penis is 3 inches right? ...right?

[CRUClEFICTION]

@glennjridge For a possum.

[skeletonmom]

aawww...I thought this was going to be a follow-up to your video "Jezuzfreak-Facebook ruins marriages...you got dressed up on that one...perhaps you were getting undressed in this one? ;D

[Poisonfrogg]

you would probably have more subs if you made videos a little more frequently i think... but that could just be my opinion

you are still one of the best im subed to either way

[LadyTigerLily]

"Show more tit meat, ladies."

Or corsets.

[TrenchantAtheist]

Sub count is only part of the picture for me. Sub-to-video ratio is a more useful metric, because I see a lot of people with 4,000+ subscribers (which initially seems impressive) ...who also have 1,900+ videos. At that rate of video production, and given the bizarre ineptitude of humans in large quantities, it's very likely that half of their subscriber base is entirely accidental.

[trig1211]

:O that's absurd

[meridianfrost]

@WiseMonkey888 Thanks very much.

[BibleRefuter]

I wonder, tis better to measure one's penis in really small measuring units so I can say stuff like my penis is 986,520 nano meters long or using really big increments so I can say stuff like my penis is 1/6 of a yard long?

[Arikiel]

1:43 "Now most of the Vlogs on this site suck ass"

Ooo! Ooo! MeridianFrost is talking about me! :D

[Paumonsu]

I'm 20 cm

[GodlessManitoban]

Off topic - Is that mirror similar to the mirror in the intro for the TV show "Cheers"?

[meridianfrost]

@GodlessManitoban I dont have the foggiest clue. Anything with Ted Danson that isn't "Three Men and a Baby" is absolute shit.

[GodlessManitoban]

@meridianfrost

I was watching it the other day. I was like there's meridian's mirror.

[Sabohaque]

I call my dick Glock. Nine millimeter ooh yeah

[meridianfrost]

@Sabohaque Hell yeah. Pew pew!

[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

you're such a homosexual.

[meridianfrost]

@equallyeasilyfuqyou Thank you.

[gothatfunk]

163mm

[meridianfrost]

@gothatfunk Excellent.

[anikinippon]

I am content with the size of my penis, that's why I never measure it. SO how about those low production value cleavage youtube vids? :D

[meridianfrost]

@anikinippon I am more than content with the size of my fuck stick. That is why I perpetually measure it. I think I owe it to myself to stay tuned as harmoniously as possible to the subtle variations in length and girth. :P

Sandwiches, yes?

[anikinippon]

@meridianfrost Oh I know I'll get length and girth with youtube titties XD

[SatiricalStewie]

So sub count is generally based on quality of argument, entertainment or sex appeal? Then I suck in every way, you know meridian, subs are based on how you make people feel too :(

[meridianfrost]

@SatiricalStewie Awww, I'm sorry. I want to send people away floating. I'm sure you dont give yourself enough credit. I have always said that my subs are the best on youtube, and I stand by that statement. A previous commenter mentioned the QUALITY of subscribers, and I couldn't agree more. You people are awesome, and I love you all. Seriously.

Now Feel Better! I'm sure you are skilled in one or more of those areas! Have confidence in your abilities, and make the most outa what you have. Hugs

[zarkoff45]

Looking for highly subbed girls with lots of cleavage, are you? Have you heard of Miss Hannah Minx:

watch?v=fsa-z5a3lXs

[meridianfrost]

@zarkoff45 I'll have you know that this video you linked killed 14 of my brain cells. Jinxy!

[dospook]

Didn't Az measure his dick? oh... no maybe i'm just thinking about that photo his ex wife took. Yeah that's it. And i guess that didn't circulate on the tubes. hmmm

Nice vid bitch. I mean Josh. Luv ya

[meridianfrost]

@dospook I'm sure he has. On a separate note, he has a really great ass.

Thanks ya little booty nugget..er..I mean.....no, I meant booty nugget! Ha!

good to see you.

[TETSUno1]

Guess it's time for some testing...

My trusty tape measure says... 24Cm. That's about 9 and a half inches to those more familiar with the imperial units(no pun intended).

... and now I'll just wait for sub count to explode. (keeping in mind I'm not doing videos now, have never done them, nor do I intend to do them in the future).Onwards and upwards to YouTube godhood!

[meridianfrost]

@TETSUno1 You have to do videos for your sub count to explode! >.<

[TETSUno1]

@meridianfrost

Sort of defeats the purpose of the experiment. Measuring big = popularity.

Besides... subs are like a silent accusation of laziness, endlessly staring at me waiting for a video. Fucking parasites, I don't want to risk catching any more of them.

[markdzima]

Should the "highly under"-sized get argumentative when an attractive woman is so generous as to try to spread the word that size doesn't matter? Hush, man!

I confess to being highly under-subbed myself! Yes, it's true!  My channel is at present very young, but it will grow up to have a large and firm subscriber-base that will get gasps of appreciation when people check it out!

[meridianfrost]

@markdzima Rock the subs! Looking forward to future content!

[JeebuzCrist]

whats the 7386?

[meridianfrost]

@JeebuzCrist The size of my cock apparently. In feet,

[squirrly001]

You should get some medication for that bad cough of yours, sweetcheeks lol

[meridianfrost]

@squirrly001 What would you suggest?

[squirrly001]

@meridianfrost try a little brandy or rum...or a lot.

[steinarrexfaroensis]

Anyone want to make out?

[meridianfrost]

@steinarrexfaroensis Yep. Lets do it.

[LatumWay]

Good video : )

Whats with the sub count in the corner?

[meridianfrost]

@LatumWay Thanks! That's not my sub count. it's the size of my cock. In feet! :P

[LatumWay]

@meridianfrost How unfortunate!

[fauyd]

The tags "smaller" and "penis" should not be attached to the same video.

[meridianfrost]

@fauyd Ahahahaha!

[MrMcOven]

I thought you where going to tell us how log your dick was. *disappointed*

[meridianfrost]

@MrMcOven You could always venture a guess.

[MrMcOven]

@meridianfrost 2,2 dm? :P

[BornWithoutReligion]

"tit meat" - my new favorite phrase

[meridianfrost]

@BornWithoutReligion I like it too ( . ).

[TheTruePooka]

You said; "Inter-nuts". I'm offended by your sexist remark and DEMAND AN APOLOGY!!!

[meridianfrost]

@TheTruePooka I was referring to cashews. ;)

[EwBriii]

LMFAO. I love you.

[meridianfrost]

@EwBriii Awesome. I love you too.

[EwBriii]

@meridianfrost Yay!

[AtheistInTheHat]

Nothing says "classy" quite like a reference to "tit meat". hehe.

[meridianfrost]

@AtheistInTheHat Exactly.

[kalsolarUK]

lol, that was fun - even the intentional / unintentional (delete as approriate) Jeff Goldblum impression.

[meridianfrost]

@kalsolarUK Ha! Totally unintentional. Which section were you referring to? Glad you had FUN!

[kalsolarUK]

@meridianfrost not sure exactly but maybe it was just odd bits of delivery style here and there. lol.

[JTrizzleFizzle]

Now is this a metaphorical dick measuring, or are people actually measuring dicks and telling the size in order to get more subs?

Either way, it's not the size of your sub count that matters, it's how good your subs are.

[meridianfrost]

@JTrizzleFizzle Ahhh, it's metaphorical. But we can always pretend. Ha.

And I totally agree with your last sentiment. You guys and gals are fucking awesome.

[aMondia]

Heh, penis.

[meridianfrost]

@aMondia correct!

[MikomiShizuka]

I like that you put your sub count in the corner, hahaha.

[meridianfrost]

@MikomiShizuka lmao.

[abbynormal0ne]

No, I agree. Women do the same thing. I was just using "penis measuring" as a colloquialism. I should have also included boob measuring as well.

I don't really care about about sub counts about my own channel. I think I get too much attention.

I'm still not showing you my boobs :P

[meridianfrost]

@abbynormal0ne Yeah yeah. :P

[thedayitriedtodie]

@meridianfrost

what are those misterious numbers on the low right corner?

[autumnsylver]

@abbynormal0ne He's always after the noodz. lol

[BigFuckOffRevolvers]

Should have showed the guns 'n' get more subscribers.

[meridianfrost]

@BigFuckOffRevolvers DAMNIT! I KNEW I was missing something.