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  • Such a cool man!

    Genuinely lovely and also pretty funny.

  • I laughed soooo hard at the snake thing

  • Love Viggo.

  • a beautiful man, in so many ways.

  • Lordofrings is a pretty cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything

  • aww he's so sweet! even cleaning up those reptile gummies from Jon's paper. :)

  • Favorit skuespilleren min:)

  • Amazing that he is half dane.

  • that's my future husband coming......<3<3<3 ::P

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  • He is just so hot

  • Justin Beiber

    Easy

    Medium

    Hard

    Chuck Norris

    Viggo Mortensen

  • "Four Hour Erection!!" XD

  • "I'venever seen someone this handsome go this low-brow"-- har har

  • Hmmm would you choose the sensitive poet/actor or the hilarious witty comedian? Tough choice! I have a huge crush on both of them and don't think I can pick. I will say if I had a harem Viggo and Stewart would both be in lol

  • Viggo is a weird dude but he is awesome

  • he's so fun and soft spoken at such an age!!

  • viggo seems pissed about the snakes

  • @dilzas23 - He put them there! XD

  • Colbert is hilarious.

  • 10-20-2011. He's full of glee at 53. Happy Birthday, Viggo. You've come a long way since George Washington.

  • Viggo's awesome but it's obvious he's uncomfortable in a public situation, and his effort to enjoy himself probably disappeared once he starting picking stuff out of his coffee

  • He's an awesome actor, but listening to him talk is depressing.

  • i feel proud being a Danish person :D:D

  • I think the critters are a sly reference to Director David Cronnenberg, who directed The Fly..... very funny.

  • I friggin love u viggo! I love u! IFRIGGIN WANNA HAVE UR KIDS MAN!

  • Agrees with Theriot, not possible for Viggo to get un-laid!

  • 'When he was in Gondor he was called Thorongil"? Seriously?

    +5 awesomeness for Stephen Colbert!

  • @astroclast When he, Legolas and Gimli cross a large area (whose name escapes me at the moment) he was named 'Swiftfoot' by Eomer. He was constantly being renamed lol

  • @astroclast Yep. He worked for Boromir's grandfather Ecthelion and had this rivalry with Denethor because Ecthelion preferred Thorongil over his own son. He also worked for Theoden's father at around the same time, and disappeared a couple of years after Boromir was born.

    /nerd card

  • @AtheistDoctrines admittedly he is one of the best things going in that film, just by virtue of... you know... being Viggo Mortensen, but yeah he was in that

  • @AtheistDoctrines try Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

  • I don't think it's possible for Viggo to get himself un-laid

  • Thumbs up if the title of this video alone made you smile. :)

  • @abusawood Danish, nowegian and swedish are very similar languages. even though a dane have never heard a norweigan speak, he would probably understand him, and vice versa.

  • "They may take our lives... But they'll never take OUR FREEDOM!!!!!"

    Wait... wrong speech.

  • Viggo like Scarlet are danes.

  • DENMARK.

  • TANGO -MATE & FUTBOL

  • I love... Jon.. Viggo... that s it...

  • MOTHER FUCKIN' KING OF GONDOR!

  • I have read this: he Speaks fluent English, Spanish, Danish, and French, but he also speaks Swedish and Norwegian reasonably well.

    WOW!

  • Don't forget elvish!

  • LOL Stephen Colbert geeking out.

  • Never miss the Daily Show..

  • ARAGORN!!! ARAGORN!! ARAGORRN!!!

  • viggo always looks like he shud be weilding the sword of elendil

  • @loloulouilouise But he's not Danish.He's Argentinean.That's where his heart and feelings are.

  • @FernandoLuis191 Not to split hairs here, but he is American. Born in New York. He did spend many childhood years in Argentina and other locales before returning to the States. Probably what people are thinking of, is his partentage when they speak of Danish or Argentinean. I don't blame any country for wanting to claim Viggo as one of their own. (His parents did give him thoses Danish, Viking chisled good looks.)

  • @VIGGOZEALOT Yeah you already told me that, and I already replied to you on why he is more Argentinean than American or Danish.

  • SEXY.

  • HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

  • hahahah stephen colbert!!!!

  • He feels more at home in Argentina than he does here. Why you may ask? because he's only here for business, he grew up 11 years of his childhood there which it still reminds him of his infancy. I have come to noticed that he speaks a flawless spanish than he does in english. Even thought he was born in New York, he's more Argentinian than American, it shows in his personality.

  • @ejc45 Yep.That's the thing about Argentina.They make you feel at home, no matter where you are from.

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  • aww hes sweet

  • @bradskaalama Alright to settle the arguement...he said himself on david letterman that he lived in argentina for the first 11 yrs of his life...which doesnt make him argentinan but he technically is from there!!!

  • @misscreativ if that is true then it does make him Argentinian, and Danish. He's an Argentinian national.

  • @MasterPatrick07

    ya he LIVED there

    he's a Dane man, not argentinian!

  • VIGGO MORTENSEN IS SSSOOO FFFIIINNNEEE!!!!!!!!!

  • "HE IS VIGGO!!"

  • Viggo is soooo HOT ! ! !

  • He's a bit shy, cool though

  • My God this guy is hot!!

  • He always plays a tough guy in his movies. He's kind of intimidating

  • viggo,making denmark proud

  • You da man Viggo!

  • this made me LOL so hard!

  • I love this man. He's so talented and beautiful.

  • Viggo is the coolest cat out there...

  • He made my dad LOL...

  • SNAKES ALIVE!!!! I've heard of a STORM in a TEACUP, but never SNAKES Like THAT, what will this MAN do next, HE never FAILS :-) Tee Hee Hee

  • @insanityrulestheday ps. Was this man a MAGICIAN in a former LIFE??????? just curious :-)

  • @loloulouilouise

    why, this has nothing to do with you

  • I don't get the snakes.... did Viggo put them there?

  • i freakin love viggo!

  • I want those chocolates.

  • I love it when Colbert geeks out on Lord of the Rings.

  • Viggo is awesome... and that is all there is to it.

  • did he snort at 3:26? hahaha

  • Colbert!!!! hahahahah

  • eastern promises was the best movie ever and viggo is the best actor ever! he da man!

  • @adamcrap i actually thought history of violence was better.

  • Denmark

  • really liked Viggo in GI Jane and The Road. Excellent actor....

  • COLBERT!!!!!!!!!

  • @loloulouilouise Viggo might be of danish decent. But he is not "DANISH". He was born in New York and has only been in Denmark briefly during his childhood. So you can't tag him as "Danish". He's american!

    Ps. Im danish.

  • @sexntuna

    He speaks danish fluently... He family is from there and he is embedded in the culture. From someone who was born and lived away from my home county take it from me, he is as danish as he is anything else.

  • @sexntuna Well, He is a Danish Citizen, so I think I can tag him as DANISH. His father is danish, and he has lived in Denmark and speaks the language fluently with danish accent as well. PS. Im danish too :)

  • @bradskaallama he lived in ARGENTINA till 11 and He speaks spanish like an argentinean,His football team is SAN LORENZO from argentina and he drinks MATE  from ARGENTINA, so I believe he is more ARGENTINEAN THAN DANISH.

  • @masterpatric07 Hm.. Is he an Argentinean Citizen? No, I think not. He is a Danish Citizen, and he said in several interviews that he consider himself Danish, so really. STFU.

  • @masterpatric07 Tell me, what part of the name "Viggo Mortensen" is Argentinian?

  • @lex224ification he is a dane who lived in argentina

  • @cassidy99ful Might be, but he's still Danish

  • Viggo's accent sounds Canadian. Random comment, I know but it's true.

  • Im so proud to be a dane after watching this.. He id

  • I would destroy that mans privates, and by destroy of course I mean sex up. Even though he's old enough to be my dad.

  • @bananaPLEASE I'm either high or that comment was really funny... or both lol

  • @bananaPLEASE

    What's so hot about Jon Stewart

  • @bananaPLEASE Thats dirty ! u dirty dirty girl ;)

  • @bananaPLEASE i assume your dad would be your second choice, but sometimes you have to settle.

  • @bananaPLEASE get in line, girl

  • @CAYOMluver slut...

  • @bananaPLEASE whore...

  • @bananaPLEASE Jesus!

  • @bananaPLEASE interesting...

  • I'm noticing a pattern here. All the more nice and down to earth actors are the ones who got started late and were not famous for a long time. Viggo was in his forties by the time he got his big break in LOTR. Another good example i think is George Clooney, who got his break in ER in his thirties.

  • @Theriot6592 Are you serious?? The guy was doing movies in his twenties. Just because you recognize him from LOTR doesn't negate everything else.

  • @KelsoStyle19 sure he was acting in movies, he was doing damn good acting (you ever see The Prophecy?) but that's not what "big break" means. I'm talking about when he got FAMOUS, not when he got good

  • Aaaahhh.....Viggo. ***sigh*** : )

  • awesome.

  • fuck the danes!!

  • he looks like Sean Bean on certain angles

  • @krusader85 but hes a much better person and actor in my opinion

  • @loloulouilouise

    curse you Dains and your mild mannered charm and your good looks and your rationality. That's supposed to be the British! Stop making us look bad!

  • @loloulouilouise

    You should feel proud! :)

    Viggo is awesome and Denmark is lovely.

    Nothing is rotten in the state of Denmark!

    (Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are also lovely, btw)

  • hahahahaha i love stephen colbert so much

  • Man, what a good movie that was. I read the graphic novel and the movie is actually better. There were two movie posters, one was a ridiculous action shot of him jumping to the side with a gun in his hand. The other with a rear shot of a man was a gun facing Mortenson, who is standing in front of his family with a desperate look on his face. That second one captured the movie perfectly.

  • "you may have just gotten yourself unlaid." I actually think it's a good way TO GET LAID in my book. I'd love a man to do that to me any time, any place, any where. Viggo is so hot!! OW!!!

  • dear lord..i'd let him ravage my body in every way. uggghhhh

  • he looks like roy from coronation street. Wait... nevermind.. i dont watch coronation street...

  • For non-English speakers - can someone explain what: "you may have gotten yourself unlaid", means. Thankx.

  • @loloulouilouise And for me it is enough that he played russian :)

  • @kaymo211

    I'm pretty sure; in one interview Colbert was doing, the man he was interviewing mentioned Tom Bombadil (a character from The Fellowship (not the movies)), to which he recited a song the character sung, seemingly from memory.

    It would be a little impossible to say for sure, considering the tremendous power of TV Magic, but it would not be that far-fetched.

  • he was awesome in Hidalgo

  • he's not Danish

  • @loloulouilouise Born in New York, grew up in Argentina, Farther is Danish. Not so Danish

  • Viggo the beautiful - quite literally - having them eating out of his hands.

  • What a perfectly delicious man in every way

  • denmark denmark

  • COLBERT!!!

  • Viggo is the best looking man on the planet! (Good sense of humor too!)

  • @MizQue I agree with you completly :) He is what a real man should be - inteligent, artistic, sexy, he deffinitely has "that" something.

  • @marinaeadig do not forget that he's danish ;)

  • @Simonsuper1 ups, sorry I forgot to mention that :)

  • @Simonsuper1 No, he was born in NY and lived in Argentina for 11 years and also spent some time in Argentina. Check this out if you don't believe me. VM with Letterman.

  • @AleJorgeThomas But he speaks danish without errors, and he is of ½ danish origin. Furthermore his name is "Viggo Mortensen". That's enough for me :)

  • @AleJorgeThomas+ he actually moved to Denmark for a couple of years before moving back to NY

  • What a nice person.

  • colbert is a huge lotr fan? LOL

  • yeah, I know him too.....lol

  • This is one of my favorite interviews with Mr.Mortensen. This is just too hilarious!!!

  • "he will have a 4 hour erection because of that"

  • Jon Stewart as clearly misunderstood "Crash". I'm slightly disappointed. The film was beautifully true to the book, and not only that, but brilliant in its own right. And saying it's about people who like to get into car crashes because they like to have sex with amputees... that's just completely wrong.

    Tsk.

  • @PuppetInsignificant - the movie crash that he's talking about and you, literally forever impacted me in some way. Very odd, but yes, beautiful movie. Its def a subject I was introduced to for the first time when i watched it.

  • @Reinpret I dearly recommend the book, if you liked the movie, you'll certainly like the book.

    And yes, it does leave quite an impact, doesn't it? David Cronenberg is a wonderful director.

  • Jon is the man, it has to be said. Hilarious, with a more than healthy sense if irreverence.

  • when is this from?

  • @ILOVEGA959

    2005

  • Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn hes so fineee

  • Love Viggo. He is sooo sexy!

  • "I honestly think you may have gotten yourself unlaid!" Haha...Yeah, still no. :)

  • @Taramw32 English is not my first language, so can you please explain to me the meaning of this phrase, and another one something like :" i have never seen someone as handsom go low brow".

  • @uliqed "low brow" means a kind of low, dumb or silly humor. A joke that's uncomplicated and doesn't require much thinking about but is still funny. Jon Stewart is joking that he expects someone as handsome as Viggo Mortensen (true, true) to use more complex, higher-thought jokes. Hope that helped!

  • A History of Violence is a great show...

  • @oldford71 show? its a film stupid

  • @astroboirap wtf is ur problem douchebag??

  • @oldford71 ur stupidity

  • lol Colbert knows his shit

  • omg he's just so Nice and Hot and great!!!

  • oh my gosh, colbert showing off his LOTR knowledgeness - just about the cutest thing in the world.

  • @Hetty123 yes colbert is so much hotter than viggo........................f­ucking retard.

  • @Hamgammy yeah, didn't say anything about colbert being hotter than viggo, retard. calm down

  • @sejad1000 I don't think you've watched many shows in your life if you're saying this. Even if you dislike Jon Stewart's brand of humor or the show's "left-leaning" slant for very important political reasons, you'll still find much more ill-conceived programming worthy of the "worst show ever" title out there.

  • everyone always badmouths "crash"(96)...? one of my faves

  • OMFG "..best movie I've ever been in.." "are you ****ing with me? Are you..." -pulls snake out of his water- FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

  • Did he spit them in when he took a sip?

  • Viggo is funny, in LOTR he pranked the guy playing Theoden, kissed Billy Boyd, bought a horse for one of the girls, loves lizards- and is a great actor. What a guy!

  • @QueenBeatlesWings wait, he kissed billy boyd?

    a: what did liv tyler have to say about that?

    b: is there a photo of it?

  • @ryutatsu2

    youtube(dot)com/watch?v=a2uHxe­3XHwM (Orlando and Vigo Kiss)

    )youtube(dot)com/watch?v=yOw6r­rop-Ss&feature=related

  • @ryutatsu2 There is a video of it (:

  • yay Viggo!