Inside Gaming: Jon CJG @ E3 video 6

[MilitiaMackMusic]

SEX N DRUGS HERE I COME WOOOOOO ! XD

Where's my limo

[CapitanOHYEAH]

Poor Jon. He must've died a little inside for every bullshit they came up with at E3 that year...

[PookieJoe56]

"we have modes called rockfest" O_O

heheh.

Jon, I swear to the powers that be that one day we will hang out and together we will knock the universe down a peg with biting sarcasm and negative observations galore.

[gryphonprince]

Fuck this little fucking johnny pizza pockets kid in this gay ass fucking advertisement, what a fucking queer.

[AWEsOMEsAUCE608]

Out of all parts to this vid Jon was NOT himself. I don't if he was going for that or he has just..changed.

[sean692369]

@AWEsOMEsAUCE608 I seriously hope for your well-being that you knew sub-consciously that this was all sarcasm.

[1headphoneguy]

agian just think the opposite of everything he says and youll get a real review

[WHYUHATEIT]

,"and that is a fucking bargain!" lol.

[zomzgwtf]

HAHA "I wish I had a vagina so I could cut in front of every line!"

[mBrooks95]

yea im really excited aboot this i think im gonna go jack-off

[spookysqueaks]

7:15 - couldn't keep it up anymore :3

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

did anyone else hear what he said at 6:08 at 5:47

[Arbiter567]

I wonder if Arby n the Chief has ever got Jon laid. LOL THINK ABOUT IT

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

I liked the sarcastic response about DLC, I seriously hate that too. I don't understand why you have to separately purchase more of the games when they are expensive enough already. And anyone that disagrees with me, I challenge to a boxing match, because that proves my reasoning is solid and that I am right.

[97newtanave]

lol that is a fucken bargain. lololooll

[taka3000000o]

@ 5:02 look at the girls in the bckground laugh and hi-5 her friends lolz

[JediBoma]

All this time we really wanted to see what Digital Ph33r looked like...we finally did... but now we really never know what he really acts like..

[GeoJJx]

I can't imagine him saying"h3ll0 I @m mastur ch33f, lololollolloll110llo10!!!

[Viclente]

This is an art, at its' finest. Modern representation of dickheads within the gaming corporation.

[sarvelaj]

how many people have watched this video directly after an Arby n' the Chief episode?

[mujuma]

Guitar Hero can suck my 2 inch dick.

[Ace3ofspad3s]

@mujuma wow 2 inches wtf?

[TWgamerr]

John got fat

[1337Afker]

5:05 

[digitalZXLCA]

yaya whatever o yeah sex and drugs here i come wooooo where's my lemo?!?!!?!

[dgaheyfnscg1000]

playstation is going places

[PhaSe431]

Jon makes this shit and still isnt as fat as ppl think he is but i bet he excercises

[deadite1288]

he does sarcasm very well, very funny XD

[MrRpgmakerkid]

i'm sure a company that makes millions a day would need my lame 60$

[paclove96]

Sarcasm is his strong point.

[arbitermarco]

Best of the best.

[ikefernandez]

fuck sony lol ps3 sucks no wonder hes a good actor

[asskickermuahah]

damn every single video he makes is funny i like his sarcasm XD too bad no one recognize him in there '' yea yea whatever sex and drugs here I come Whooh!!'' DAMN i really Loled at it XD!

[iluvtexting1234]

wow jon must of had a lot fun making these viedos

[zim696]

41 ppl who dislkiked dont agree and prefer to listen to untalented fags play gay hero.

[Carnage1235]

"I wish I had a vagina, so I could cut in front of every line".

Hahahahaha, amen brother.

[MFSR1CH]

hes getting fat.......... yea looks like some1 hasn't plugged in wii fit in a while right jon

[ickychunkyloveable]

jons face at 2:28 LOL

[Bobisawesome100]

Jon would be funny as hell to talk to

[Foges6694]

The guy at 4:30 is wondering, "why is this guy looking at me and talking to a camera for two minutes?"

[BillyandBarry]

I'm really excited, I think I'm gonna jack off.

[NG2NATE]

haha the sarcasam at 4:42 is hella funny

[TheVgstudio]

@NG2NATE hes sarcastic in the whole e3 parts witch is fucking funny

[NG2NATE]

@TheVgstudio you might as well be at a real concert!

[darc321]

lol at jons face at 2:30

[boodah42]

@dr58885, he's being sarcastic

[Kure4Karma]

WERES MY LIMO?! Lol he's like the insperation that I have and need but don't actualy use

[dr58885]

how come in its a wonderful live he said that xbox live is infanant better

[ulikemytits]

i don't think i have met someone so bitterly negative

[KANCERR1]

2:27 lol

[GranTruismo4head]

Jon said he was gonna brb and go jack off lol

[SinisterDirector]

Lol! "I wish I had a Vagina so I could cut in front of every line"

Best, Line, Ever

[Zentrix97]

wers my limo!

[cptbooze]

reminds me of ricky from trailer park boys

[CHEWBACCA970]

sex and drugs here i come woo ROFL

[MiniWarGamingUK]

i wonder why he didnt go check the halo thing or if he did then why wasnt it filmed

[LethalBanana56]

I'll bet that at least one dumbshit that watched this thought he was serious...

[alexzero100]

jesus christ, super sarcastic O.o

[ciankid290]

jon cjg=THE GOD OF ALL THINGS SARCASTIC

[SlimzProductionz]

Sex and drugs, here come. WOOH!!!!!!

[AllCanadiaReject]

was he making fun of sony or actually praising them? In "It's a Wonderful Live" he ranted that the PS3 sucked (which it doesn't).

[Shadows0fIntent]

@AllCanadiaReject

lol ps3 has no good games, among other things, that digital has already mentioned in "itsa wonderfull live"

[AllCanadiaReject]

I like the PS3. It has TONS of great games such as the resistance series, killzone 2, warhawk, uncharted series etc

[Zentrix97]

dont forget metal gear solid 4 and Littlebig planet and all that stuff

[sinclose678]

@Shadows0fIntent Do you know how old that video is? Did you read Jon's blog? He LOVES Uncharted 2, and said it was proof Bungie is lagging behind in game quality now. His opinion on the PS3 has changed too, get an update...

[KANCERR1]

@sinclose678 No he didn't read his blog...because he has a life

[sinclose678]

@KANCERR1 Oh wow so because I check the blog of a machinima creator once in a while it means I don't have a life? Thanks KANCERR1, I didn't know that!

/sarcasm

[KANCERR1]

@sinclose678 ...yes

[sinclose678]

@KANCERR1 *chuckles*

I literally put the word sarcasm there so that you wouldn't come up with a self-righteous answer like you just did there, but apparently you're unable to assimilate the whole comment, just the part of it you want to.

Well if you believe that non-obsessive blog-reading is for people who have no life, then you have an extremely narrow mind.

[GemsterCM]

didn't understand 90% of what you said, but yeah! he's an asshole =D

[sinclose678]

@GemsterCM Glad to have someone agree with me ^_^

[samsam114]

well at the time when he made "Its a wonderful live" the ps3 really did suck and had no good games. But now the ps3 made a come back

[PYROFIREMANIAC]

hooah

[brenton015]

his sarcasm is killing me he is gay

[Shadows0fIntent]

@brenton015

his sarcasm is *beep*ing halarious

[deonace]

lol at 1:40 - 1:44

[OctoberAtNight]

super sarcastic

[dosuunmai]

lol, Jon is the kinda guy I'd love to hang out with.

[Dr3adL0ck3d]

@dosuunmai i think he seems like a real douchebag i wouldnt hang out with him but he has a good point throughout the 6 videos that all forms of media nowadays even video games are completely brainwashing society to buy whatever you are being told is the next best thing in gaming it makes me sad really that people can be so easily manipulated in buying all the shitty games and supporting the gaming industry downfall

[Darkseany]

@Dr3adL0ck3d he who claims a person who they've never met with the exception of a few videos that still would not deliver enough room to analyze a person is an overly judgmental arrogant "douche" I'll bet you my life savings that if you went and made an independant video with lots of sarcasm. I could call you a douche cuz im on this high ass pedistal and im too cool to hang out with you.

A douche bag is someone who is inconsiderate; a dick

You mr "im-too-cool-for-douches" are the douche here

[Dr3adL0ck3d]

@Darkseany Your seriously calling me a douche even though i agree with his sarcastic way of giving his honest opinion. It's funny because when i called him a douchebag i was being sarcastic. Why try teaching me about sarcasm when i was sarcastic with you, why try to say im judgemental and arrogant when you attacking me for this is what i would call judgemental and arrogant. You seem like the real douchebag to me...

[Epsio0]

his sarcasm is killing me XD

[ForcedLuck]

yaya whatever "Sex and drugs here i come WOOHOO" LOL HAHHA

[gaga5000]

@ForcedLuck wheres my limo?!

[Markfilmz]

lol 5:50 IM RLY EXCITED RITE NOW IM GUNNA JACK OFF

[3434343434utubeguy]

The audio was repeated. ROFL.

[corysyourman]

huh so thats what the class canadian guy looks like

[aptsman]

MIKES HARD LEMONADE

[Nightspy12209]

his face at 2:27 lol!

[ColtCrazyProductions]

lol "Sex and Drugs! WHOOOOO!!!! Where's my limo?"

[lololklo]

.....where u the only person at the guitar hero booth ???? omfg lol

[Carnage1235]

I actually have a stupid, fat arse, dumb as shit friend who does the whole Playstation Home thing. He made his avatar or whatever you wanna call it female. And then he had "cyber" sex with an apparent Bisexual female. So I said to him "Did you ever stop to think that it's actually a boy pretending to be female, just like you? Because you're not the first one to think of that", and he says "No, its not possible". If you'd like to see the ugly dumbarse, type in Alcutraz360 in the search bar.

[BestGoogler]

6:12 Lol ILL BRB IMMA GO JACK OFF>

[r3yyM]

5:10 cracks me up so bad

[SpahtanXLazah]

lol same, he's such a socially awkward dude

[David4908]

lol he does act pretty wierd.

[GEneralAkaJ47]

How Long Was He There For Lol

[Chi7es]

that was brilliant

[Nadsy45]

5.41 LoL same fat guy from the Song Avatar game

[TheEllesiren]

HAHAHA I love his sarcasm

[HeavyMetal257]

It's so cool that all of these videos are like all sarcasm

[CHANGUINIMONINI5841]

he gets the sarcasm from House M.D

[mit871chell]

Well, that is the best show on FOX, they should be honored.

[CHANGUINIMONINI5841]

yes, they should

[Pissedoffteengamer]

So true.

[MrDeceitful]

Rofl!one!!

SEX AND DRUGS HERE I COME WOOOOO .....wheres my limo

[ModernWarfarewii]

he loves to be sarcastic lol

[darkpixelproductionz]

i wish i had a vagina so i could cut in every line

[Ohiooooooooooo000000]

WOOOOOOO

[aldude3]

the indian chick doesnt know we are watching her ever second

[Inferno5127]

HAHA sex and drugs here i come WOOO

[residentevil2445]

SEX AND DRUGS HERE I COME WOOOO weres my limo

[fredd164]

It's franky muniez omg XD

[3agle2]

i wish i could have a vagina to cut in line

[YeGraphicFilms]

Lol at 5:09 !! HAHAAHHAAA

Nice finger there jon :)

[jorden452]

lol that ending was great

[RSNitsua]

LOL he was really saying at how bad he thinks the Playstation crap is.

[RadioactiveCarma]

RSNitsua: Um... he said PlaystationHome sucks hairy penis (which it does), not the PS3 itself. And everyone knows NATAL is going to be a laggy piece of fail

[RSNitsua]

Ummm ok calm down PS3 nerd he did say PS3 sucks in one of his other videos.

[midwayhalopro]

He's being sarcastic you dumbass.

[CHANGUINIMONINI5841]

nobody knows, they thought the same about the wii, and it didnt have problems, well, not lots of them

[TNTBOXproducitons]

WHAT ABOUT BUNGIE

[SuperKBros]

This is the first time I've seen Jon just as himself on video.

[jffry890]

lol! girl in the background at 5:00!!

if only he turned around! lol

[jffry890]

lol hes rite. although guitar hero doesnt really need another one, its still retty cool. wat he SHOULD b bitching about is like.... the 17th final fantasy coming out soon.

[irkiIIer]

LOOLLOLOOL i love, well like him as a friend XD

[HMachProductions]

Wait, Wtf at 5:49.

[MRhanson101]

2:25 hahaha

[HMachProductions]

Beginning to run out of things to be sarcastic about, Ftw. When you go to Natal then you've hit the peak.

[gamerwolf11]

jons a little fat did u guys notice that

[Coginater]

Everyones fat :D

[LTGeraldo]

NO U

[gamerwolf11]

what the hell is your problem shut the hell up u big retarded fan boy

[LTGeraldo]

take a joke its b/c that what master cheef would have said and i thought you would have know jesus

[gamerwolf11]

oh im sorry its just i dont realy wacth arby n the cheif and i can take a joke i was just kidding

[LTGeraldo]

LOL ITS K

[DarkShadow426]

Did you noticed that your a little fag?

[SenganMaster]

LOL Twilight trailer looping over and over gets annoying.

[ltinymonkyl]

man jon is the best lol

[Anghellik9]

:27 - fucking hilarious.

[Ieaturbrainz]

YAAAAAAAAAAY

[HLGDeziex]

halooo 3 odsteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

only like 4 - 3 weeks left

[LTGeraldo]

3 and 2 days

[HLGDeziex]

Yay i know im so Excited!!!! Halo Rech Beta

new campaign, firefight, New maps for halo 3

New achievments and Recon!!!!!!!!!!!1 YEEEEEEEE

[ShawtyHullstineFilms]

4:54 i love that scream that he does from time to time in his machinima.

[ADrillnaline]

Was Jon flipping the girls off lol at 5:10

for interrupting him and they just laughed

[mit871chell]

He did, Obama did the same thing when he talked to McCain.

[ExtraSpicy121]

only game i cant wait for is Bio Shock 2

[LTGeraldo]

so your not looking foword to to odst or reach?

[ExtraSpicy121]

with my 360 under Rrod i dont think i'll be buying anymore 360 games im just gonna stick with D2 until i get bio shock and go back to d2 till d3 comes out

[MyXxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

whats D2 ??

[ExtraSpicy121]

an old game realeased in 2000 that still has over 10k people playing it diablo 2 lod

[irkiIIer]

diablo 2 noob

[MyXxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

sorry iv never played it DICK

[5055672439]

hey guuy

[exbro15]

lol just finished watching it and realized it was there cuz he said it like 30 seconds after

[exbro15]

lol i swear in the background of 5:50 ish i hear his voice or someones voice saying im really excited right now i think im gonna jack off

[ArtursFreeman]

The look @ 2:28 is priceless))

[Beatlesman99]

"i wish i had a vagina so i could cut in front of evry line" LOLOOLOLOL!

[Frickely]

He brings sarcasm to a new level. Genious!

[Firefox3339]

Trauma Team i cant wait for it

[nnnnkewkneen]

"Sex and Drugs here i come woo!!!!..Wheres my Limo?"

LOL!!!!

[LinkinParkCh4nn3l]

ROFL

[shawntwnty]

he is such a dick

lol its funny as hell though!

when he was at the guitar hero 5 stage

[shawntwnty]

i wonder why he diddent go to the halo booths

[wheelman1324]

He's constantly sarcastic, that's why he's well known and liked. Except by those dipshits at E3.

[f0ngtasticXD]

i'm surprised Jon didn't cover ODST =o

[hogslayer117]

so was I. Not even mw2.

[TehNoobShow2008]

what the FuCk!! i watched all of this fucking videos only to see if jon was going to play but nooooo!!! fuking douchebags!!!

[Kenkas15]

play wat???

[FakeProjectNo2]

YES!!! I'm JACKING IT TO HIS FACE TONIGHT!!!!!!!

[PurpleGovernment]

Why is he so sarcastic

[venomscarletspider]

2 b funny

[isnowromesds2]

hahaha that fat guy playing playstation home is like wtf?

[Treck96]

'Im really excited right now, im gonna go jack off!' lmfao

[blizzerdboy]

sex an drugs here i com woooo.....wherl my lemoe lol