Commentary with Joel: Uwe Boll sucks

[omfgturtle23]

i like uwe boll D:

[USMCG0811]

UPDATE - To be honest... I actually found Postal to be funny. The opening sequence, while disgusting (there is far far worse in other movies) and horribly insensitive to the families and victims of 9/11, is absolutely hilarious. I'm sorry it is.

[TheWildCanuck]

"Rampage" sucked the point if there was one was lost in the senseless use of violence to mask a lack of talent and vision. I will box this guy, a couple of good head punches might shake loose the creative processing center, fuck you UWE

[deadagain33]

You actually seen his movie rampage? It change my mind about Uwe.

[ErnilEnNaur]

I drew a picture of Uwe Boll's face on piece of toilet paper before wiping my ass with it.

[LemitriDawkins]

@ErnilEnNaur XD

[ThePynnacle]

isn't 1% on rotten tomatoes not one person???? He must have gotten a 2 and a half stars from one retard critic. A 7% usually means one person.

[comchef35]

Yeah, Uwe Boll is pretty much shitty and shouldn't be making money for creating films.

[atomichead777]

when i 1st heard of uwe boll, i didn't know any of his films and why every1 hated his films, so to my curiosity, i watched 'alone in the dark', one of his infamous films, and right after that, i joined the uwe boll sucks club

like, jesus christ, that movie made me want to jump off a cliff!!

[greyfox129]

Uwe Boll the only thing we should thank you for is now every young director knows what not to do when they make movies. cause lets face it you did all the stupidest mistakes in the book. And sadly you made Ed Wood look like a genius when they compare him to you. I guess what I'm trying to say is go F*&k yourself Uwe Boll.

[rpgzilla]

Uwe Boll has the audacity to put the words "Written By" in the credits

[SShinX2off]

zombie nation is probably the most awefull and absurd film iv ever seen

[balrog13571]

Pat on the back Boll. Finding great actors for you're movies then giving them a cheap knock-off of good games and so bad that it defies the word "script" to work with and giving them the most insane dialouge and telling them how to say it as bad as possible. You've really gone as low as you can go.

[zackpliskin]

Uwe Boll is underrated. By that I mean, even if he were rated by EVERYONE as the worst film-maker ever he'd still be underrated on the scale of awful.

Even "Manos: The Hands of Fate" is more watchable than any of his "works", including Postal.

[WissMongler]

did you have sex while watching this? Didnt think so.

[xagerath]

Your reply... just failed... so badly!

[audiobuttmaster]

Thanks for clearing that up, Uwe.

[termiblaster]

just shhhhhhhh

[pietzeekoe]

pong the movie lol

[mehwateva1508]

lol i dont mind his movies... sure they are pretty tarded.... but thats the thing, tarded movies can be quite entertaining... i mean sure postal was fucked up... and farcry wasnt any better... but who doesnt like seeing a plane crash into a building or even watch a dumb chick shoot down a helicopter accidently, not something ild goto the cinema for.. but for home use.... eh his movies are entertaining

[bastardjustice]

i hope it will be as entertaining when uwe boll makes a world of warcraft movie.

[mehwateva1508]

ha ha ha now thatttt would be messed up

[DarkRising12]

let me put it this way, I got my eyes brutally raped by watching that movie. its not bad, no not at all, this movie re-defines bad up to the point where it just becomes a fucking joke

[RealPublic]

My opinion and a message to Owe is

"That's fine, do movies, no problem! But don't buy rights to the games to make movies out of it!!"

People mostly hate him because he's buying rights to the games, which people loved playing so much when they were kids, and turning them into something "made by Owe Boll".

"Leave them mother fucker! And everything will be fine!!"

[TAKENnameARGH]

His movies are a huge waste of human resources.

Has he even heard of scripts... or dramatic timing... OR DRAMA, oh for fucks sake I'll soon break into tears if I start listing the deficiencies of Bloodrayne etc.

[ahkin2]

i aggre Ironandtheshizzelz but expet nigger. becuse i dont think is good to use that word.....but...anyway his not black but i prefear cal him nazzi man ^^ you have become my frind becus you hate him. ppl that hate him is my friends and i hopw we can make big omney togather to hire a hitman on him

[Ironandtheshizzelz]

if Uwe is gonna make a GTA movie im gonna AK47 that nigga

[phantombrickthrower]

Who gives a shit about Metacritic and Rottentomatoes? They're biased sites that praise arthouse crap, and only rate highly of popular movies or perfect movies.

[Liste10]

at least boll doesnt look like the fucking loser in the video

[KingAli5]

yeah! who is that buster anyway?!

[Arckain]

uwes is the best

[BlackFox8679]

will someone pease kill Uwe Boll ASAP to prevent him from poisoning the film industry with his unmitigated crap.

[stealthybob10]

Boll's movies are like a sack full of cats gargling razor blades and playing out of tune violins... well yeah something like but the point is some people should not make movies and boll is one of them

[donovanwilder]

Uwe Boll is a fucking terrible director hes worse then the NEW Romero

[MrBlingMonkey]

who ever saids Uwe Boll is a good director. FUCK U. hes the worst director ever and who ever supports him are "retards"

[Ingeus15]

Weird, there's a fansite dedicated to him.

[jurisnake8]

"But FAR CRY is must be MOVIE"

FAR CRY story is must be a ...masterpiece

ROFL

[WhiteTiger225]

@MrBlingMonkey At least Ed Wood believed in what he did, Uwe Boll just makes these movies to exploit German Tax Laws.

[AdmiralValkyrie]

@MrBlingMonkey

I know of someone who likes Uwe Boll's films, and I am DEAD SERIOUS. Want me to give you info about that person?

[ThaDoggfather222]

Even Pong the Movie would have more personality xD fucking brilliant xD

[ektal123]

What has this guy ever done or attempted? What a smug idiot.

[ZombieBlaster]

So damn funny lol lol lol

[Neakra]

Lol The Schindlers List thing XD XD ^_^ you can even hear the other guys in the back even laughing at that.

[Mykal007]

Joel, better go hide - the bullies still want your lunch money.

[corza008]

You like being a fuckhead mate? Oh, can I borrow your face, my ass is on vacation.

[xthatrandomguy]

its simple, get a title well known, make a low budget film with a half shit attempt... taadaa, easy box office money!

he doesnt care bout the title, he only cares if the title sells.

[Seidoc]

Uwe Boll is the greatest director

[badwolf800]

WHAT A LOAD OF TOSS LOLOLOLO.. Uwe boll rules!!!

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

uwe fears seanbaby!

[ThreeOnAmeathook]

This a completely parroted review. He just reads off what other people said. The shit that other people said is just rehashed idiocy of what other people said. Everyone is so hung up on trying to bash Boll in a wittier fashion than the guy before them.

If you're investing all of this energy to blindly bash Boll, why don't you use some of that misspent energy to watch the rest of his films. Form your own opinion rather than accepting the rehashed hate at face value and hopping on the bandwagon?

[USMCG0811]

Uwe Boll, infamous director known for destroying every single film he has ever been involved with. Good God is he a blight upon cinema. With all the bad reviews and press that surrounds him, how can he continue to be allowed to make movies... or a better question, who the fuck funds his projects that enable this "thing", this man of sorts, to pursue such wretched productions and horrid adaptations?

[WARP10CK]

I'm afraid the German government is responsible

when he invest in a movie in Germany he basically gets 50% back from the state. No matter how bad his movies does. Don`t ask me why it just is.

[kulgan18]

Yep, apparently he abuses the system that was meant to encourage german companies supporting movies.

[manwithoutabody]

Indeed, it's like the plot to The Producers, only real.

[madascene99]

@USMCG0811 According to wikipedia, he exploits a German law which enables him to write off his film's investments as tax deduction should he incur losses (which he always does).

What's every bit as sad as Boll's movies is that game companies of such popular games are selling him the license to make such movies. Atleast Blizzard had the courage to show him the middle finger when he wanted to buy the rights to make a movie of WoW.

[marlaymooink]

I know!

He pisses me off so much! Bloodrayne is my fav. game but ii cant stand him or the movie!

[Judgementxxx]

i thought the game was ok, but Owe Boll took it round the back and kick the shit out it and called it a film

[marlaymooink]

Mhm, It deserved a lot better that that...