Yoga: Used to open yourself up spiritually according to Hindu/Buddhist beliefs. Since false religions are demonic, the practice of Yoga is discouraged.
Martial arts: Meditation is greatly encouraged to increase skill. Meditating to false eastern religious beliefs is opening yourself up to the demonic.
Acupuncture: Needles are placed according to Chi. Chi is an ungodly spiritual belief, so you are opening yourself up to the demonic.
I was over complicating things. I thought there could be a connection between being susceptible to believing sudo science such as Acupuncture, Astrology etc and being bias that sudo science is the force of Satan. As oppose to sudo science just being fake. (As skeptics believe it is)
I just don't get why Christians can't be skeptical about other bogus claims and have to believe it's the work of Satan.
First off, aliens did and are currently visiting us. You lack of effort on the research of ET disappoints me. Astronauts themselves have come forward about their encounters. Not only that but our government has been purposely hiding this information so to keep the masses under control. My god people wake up!
@carcin08 So we have to believe in the bible, the quran, snipes, chupa cabra, bigfoot, lochness, AND aliens? They all have remarkable eye witness testimony and tons of literature to back them up as well as possible government cover up... I guess I'll get started, thanks for the heads up!
@truckcompany That's what convinced me! I also watch American Dad, it's basically alien living with a family reality tv show. The government is trying to soften us up to the idea. I'm sure of it!
Because everyone knows that in an INFINITELY large universe, other intelligent life is an impossibility. No, it was all the work of invisible red goat men. Geeze what WAS I thinking?
@OsyenVyeter I've always found it funny that people confuse the concept of "there probably is other intelligent life in the universe" with "intelligent life from another planet has already arrived at Earth". It's a common confusion that you yourself seem to be experiencing. The former is not in dispute, the latter is.
@luccaskunk No, I quite agree with you that intelligent alien life has not visited this planet. HOWEVER I think where we differ is that given between one of only the TWO possiblities that aliens from outer space is far more likely than your invisible red goat men. Though frankly I don't even think its aliens. Its just the work of over imaginative people with possible schizophrenia.
@BBardz said "where does the bible say the only humans are on earth?"
How would humans on other planets receive information about their saviour Jesus, and then be able to culturally understand what Jesus and other bible writers talk about?
@Discern4 I don't know. If you believe in God, I assume you would then believe he could do anything. If not, the argument is irrelevant and therefore unneeded.
@BBardz Asgard is a place where one half of the Norse gods lived. The Norse Gods were not called Asgard. The half that were FROM Asgard were called Aesir. The other half were called Vanir. The Aesir were headed by Odin and his adopted giant brother named Loki. Odin's wife was actually a Vanir named Freya.
Before you decide to try to argue against, look it the fuck up and leave your precious bullshit Stargate tv show in the trash can.
It. Was. A. Joke. I just thought it was amusing how a portion of the alien pictures seemed to have been sourced from stargate
If you understood my reference why get jumped up? If the Norse gods were called Aesir (Which i already knew, thankyou very much) then by calling them asgard, i obviously did not refer to them. I wasn't arguing against, just commenting. you could have corrected me in 2 lines.
@jbeckert62 Strange, some viewers seem to get the impression from the video that I'm a believer. I did refer to christians as "they" and I mocked how christianity drags its feet whenever scientific advancement is made.
reminds me of the great one from Kids in the Hall two aliens talking to each other and one says, "What exactly are we learning from these probes, thirty years, and all we've learnt is that one in ten guys doesn't mind."
@Discern4 Thanks :> I couldn't remember the exact quote,earie how it almost mimicks what you said about them traveling here for that stuff heh :>
I'm fairly sure aliens exist, but likly never came here to earth, beyond to take one look, and run screaming in horror :> If aliens have been around and not contacted us, well there is a reasonable explanation. would YOU want to contact us if you were a advanced alien race?
@wolfwing1 said "would YOU want to contact us if you were a advanced alien race?"
To be honest, I find that common reason to be a bit of a cop-out. That we're so primitive that they don't bother to contact us. So far it seems intelligent life is so few and far between that I think any alien race would be excited to find us. Them making first contact, even briefly, would *help* us primates advance, since we'd finally realize we're not alone and we wouldn't focus so much on destroying ourselves.
@Discern4 possibly, I believe the drakes equation is correct or underestimating the number of planets with life, but looking at our own planet, there were many things that would have caused either no intelligent life at our level, or intelligent life capable of space travel, either due to the planet or not having evolutionary means.
Like on earth dolphins/ravens two of the next smartest species would likly never evolve capabilities to use technology even if they had our level.
@Discern4 And on the would YOU :> It's partly with, I be a bit concerned and am a bit, that aliens show up and some idiot starts a intergalactic war because they think the aliens are demons and shoot at them or such, imagine Iran if it /does? have nukes, though I'm not convinced firing a nuke at a spaceship.
Yes , the origin of intelligent humans started with Adam and Eve , and through the ions of time , digressed in intelligence as they became Christians !
Yes, because, after all, the entire universe was created just for Christians to have something to look at at night. Right. And an undead rebel rabbi who died in the First Century really created it all. And the moons of Jupiter are secretly satanic because the bible clearly says that everything revolves around the Earth. Let's get that penicillin stuff made illegal and close down the hospitals, because the Bible says you should use faith to cure illness and if the patient dies, it was GOD'S WILL!
Christianity is indeed incompatible with aliens. If Christianity is true (cough cough), then Jesus' sacrificing himself for humanity would be rather pointless for aliens, who presumably would also be sinners (unless god made them unfairly sin-resistant, which would mean god was unfair to us).
Humanity was supposedly created because god was "lonely" (wha...?!). Thus either there is no other life or it lacks free will, which would make them automatons, which would have no interest in us humans.
Yeah because there can never be any life forms on other planets your a fucking retard stop being malested by your local priest and grow a brain I'm 15 and even I can see that and your like a fucking 40 year old man who still lives with his mother plus Christianity started from aliens
I couldn't agree more with what you said about the "I want to believe" thing. I want to believe that aliens are visiting the us, but even though I want to, I just can't.
I don't want to believe the anal probe, disection, expermentation etc parts of it, but I think it would be AWESOME if I knew there were beings so advanced they mastered interstellar travel.
I'm glad I don't believe such nonsense based on crazy people, hoaxers, shit evidence etc, but I abso-fucking-lutly DO "want to believe".
When I was a kid I was constantly arguing with people in my family about why God could create other ensouled beings in the cosmos. But they assured me that if other beings existed they'd have to be demonic.
Do you know who Bob Larson is? In the 90's he wrote a book called UFO's and the alien agenda that was about this. He wrote that all this alien visitation stuff was a demonic revamp of the stories of faries and other beings visiting and taking people.
@Skepticktok I read a similar book called Alien Intrusion by Gary Bates (from Creation Ministries). Even now I feel he researched the topic well, discussing Area 51 and how extremely implausible it is that aliens are actually visiting earth. Though of course, he believes that a small portion of people 'visited' actually saw something demonic.
@saxmanchiro I hear if you are nice to the aliens, they will warm the probe up first in a bowl of warm water. If you're very nice, they'll use space lube on it.
Yes, UFOlogists are right. Aliens have the technology to traverse vast distances of space but 1. do not already know the secrets housed in the human anus and 2. are curious about this knowledge. I'll often ask UFO believers two questions: 1. If aliens really were visiting us, then don't you think reality would be a bit different? (this works with ghosts too) and 2. Why is it that aliens travel all that way but usually end up interacting with weird loners that live in the sticks?
"Would aliens come 100,000 light years to do anal probes?" LMAO!!! "Would NASA undertake a mission solely to perform anal probes on aliens?" Yes!!! We are going to Kepler 22B to perform anal probes, only at night, with no scientific equipment and no contact. This really puts it into perspective doesn't it? Best video ever, keep it up.
@8698gil Yes, UFOlogists are right. Aliens have the technology to traverse vast distances of space but 1. do not already know the secrets housed in the human anus and 2. are curious about this knowledge. I'll often ask UFO believers two questions: 1. If aliens really were visiting us, then don't you think reality would be a bit different? (this works with ghosts too) and 2. Why is it that aliens travel all that way but usually end up interacting with weird loners that live in the sticks?
Recently, I've been in a huge "debate" with a person on the topic of his "Alien Encounter." I've recently given up and just started to mock him when he said that the video that changed his life was one about Jesus and Aliens. And this wasn't the stupefyingly dumb part, the stupefyingly dumb part came when his next course of action was to watch "Ancient Aliens." Let the ridicule commence!
Why is it ALWAYS an anal probe? You'd think they might find other orifices just as interesting. I think this speaks to something basic in the sort of person who experiences this crap, hmm, crap, Yes, that's it! I knew there was a common denominator.
If they can't even consolidate my existence with their religion then aliens will be far too much for them to handle ;3 I like when they try to tell me that their god is my creator... I'm man-made so they are basically calling my Host God ^_^
The only reason some aliens conduct anal probes on humans is due to the confusing directions they get from completely different aliens on how to get to Earth. What do you expect when one alien tells another "Once you get to Earth's solar system, if you stop at Uranus you haven't gone in far enough. You need to go in deeper."
@PuppetXeno The Aliens administering these probings are actually Catholic Priests....that's why they vanish so quickly they're being moved to another parish
Why anal probes and no tentacle sex like the japs depict in their cartoons? probably alien imagination is inferior, and they should convert to christianity.
an excellent video. love the final animation....i always wondered why aliens were so interested in our arses, and god so fascinated by our foreskins....then i saw myself in a mirror and it all suddenly became clear....jk Im waaay too old and saggy to be sexy, even to a grey.
What i think is more interesting is why some Christian want people to believe UFO's are demons?
I was also told that yoga, martial arts and acupuncture are also the works of satan.
Any theories?
truckcompany 3 weeks ago
@truckcompany "Any theories?"
Here's the fundamentalist view:
Yoga: Used to open yourself up spiritually according to Hindu/Buddhist beliefs. Since false religions are demonic, the practice of Yoga is discouraged.
Martial arts: Meditation is greatly encouraged to increase skill. Meditating to false eastern religious beliefs is opening yourself up to the demonic.
Acupuncture: Needles are placed according to Chi. Chi is an ungodly spiritual belief, so you are opening yourself up to the demonic.
Discern4 3 weeks ago
@Discern4
Oh simple, makes sense!
I was over complicating things. I thought there could be a connection between being susceptible to believing sudo science such as Acupuncture, Astrology etc and being bias that sudo science is the force of Satan. As oppose to sudo science just being fake. (As skeptics believe it is)
I just don't get why Christians can't be skeptical about other bogus claims and have to believe it's the work of Satan.
truckcompany 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up for anal probes!
chicarbiomed 3 weeks ago
First off, aliens did and are currently visiting us. You lack of effort on the research of ET disappoints me. Astronauts themselves have come forward about their encounters. Not only that but our government has been purposely hiding this information so to keep the masses under control. My god people wake up!
carcin08 3 weeks ago
@carcin08 So we have to believe in the bible, the quran, snipes, chupa cabra, bigfoot, lochness, AND aliens? They all have remarkable eye witness testimony and tons of literature to back them up as well as possible government cover up... I guess I'll get started, thanks for the heads up!
chicarbiomed 3 weeks ago
@chicarbiomed
I mean haven't you seen Men in Black! Tons of Aliens documented on that. It was a documentary wasn't it?
truckcompany 3 weeks ago
@truckcompany That's what convinced me! I also watch American Dad, it's basically alien living with a family reality tv show. The government is trying to soften us up to the idea. I'm sure of it!
chicarbiomed 3 weeks ago
wouldn't they come at night because they can't travel past the sun?
hazelioness 1 month ago
@hazelioness Say what now?
jussts 1 month ago
Because everyone knows that in an INFINITELY large universe, other intelligent life is an impossibility. No, it was all the work of invisible red goat men. Geeze what WAS I thinking?
OsyenVyeter 1 month ago
@OsyenVyeter I've always found it funny that people confuse the concept of "there probably is other intelligent life in the universe" with "intelligent life from another planet has already arrived at Earth". It's a common confusion that you yourself seem to be experiencing. The former is not in dispute, the latter is.
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@luccaskunk No, I quite agree with you that intelligent alien life has not visited this planet. HOWEVER I think where we differ is that given between one of only the TWO possiblities that aliens from outer space is far more likely than your invisible red goat men. Though frankly I don't even think its aliens. Its just the work of over imaginative people with possible schizophrenia.
OsyenVyeter 4 weeks ago
Excellent music choice, @Discern4. Makes oldskool demosceners & ex-fundamentalist Christians like me very happy.
un2mensch 1 month ago 4
If this video is brilliantly hilarious satire, then it's an amazing win. If it's not, then then it's a truly epic failure.
luccaskunk 1 month ago
What if god is actually aliens? That could explain the contradictions.
julzabro 1 month ago
Aliens are not demons. What was thought of as demons were actually aliens!
julzabro 1 month ago
And as for Dinosaurs, growing up I ran into a few that thought the bones were planted there by satan to trick us.
wolfwing1 1 month ago
Why is 'god' NOT an alien??
viridismonasteriense 1 month ago
TROLL! Troll in the dungeons. Just thought you might like to now.
Aside from the flame wars, a) where does the bible say the only humans are on earth? Or rather, why is everyone else a demon or a second project.
b) yes the catholic church believed the geocentric model, and actually killed those who suggested otherwise.
c) anyone notice how a high portion I the aliens were Asgard?
BBardz 1 month ago
@BBardz said "where does the bible say the only humans are on earth?"
How would humans on other planets receive information about their saviour Jesus, and then be able to culturally understand what Jesus and other bible writers talk about?
Discern4 1 month ago
@Discern4 I don't know. If you believe in God, I assume you would then believe he could do anything. If not, the argument is irrelevant and therefore unneeded.
BBardz 1 month ago
@BBardz Asgard is a place where one half of the Norse gods lived. The Norse Gods were not called Asgard. The half that were FROM Asgard were called Aesir. The other half were called Vanir. The Aesir were headed by Odin and his adopted giant brother named Loki. Odin's wife was actually a Vanir named Freya.
Before you decide to try to argue against, look it the fuck up and leave your precious bullshit Stargate tv show in the trash can.
luccaskunk 1 month ago
@luccaskunk calm down. Seriously.
It. Was. A. Joke. I just thought it was amusing how a portion of the alien pictures seemed to have been sourced from stargate
If you understood my reference why get jumped up? If the Norse gods were called Aesir (Which i already knew, thankyou very much) then by calling them asgard, i obviously did not refer to them. I wasn't arguing against, just commenting. you could have corrected me in 2 lines.
1.Norse gods are called Aesir
2.I hate Stargate
Bye
BBardz 1 month ago
So, they weren't aliens, they were simply demons. Thanks for clearing that up.
"Wanting to believe something doesn't make it real", said without a trace of irony - I about fell out of my chair on that one.
jbeckert62 1 month ago
@jbeckert62 Strange, some viewers seem to get the impression from the video that I'm a believer. I did refer to christians as "they" and I mocked how christianity drags its feet whenever scientific advancement is made.
Discern4 1 month ago
@Discern4 it's the Colbert syndrome. Some neocons think he's for real, too.
jbeckert62 1 month ago
@Discern4 :28 You did say you are a Christian.
[Being a Christian I was intrigued by this] {sic}
Just sayin :)
pumpstations 4 weeks ago
@pumpstations yeah...back in 2008 when the UFO files were released. I should've made it more clear.
Discern4 3 weeks ago
@Discern4 Oh, I understand now.
pumpstations 3 weeks ago
reminds me of the great one from Kids in the Hall two aliens talking to each other and one says, "What exactly are we learning from these probes, thirty years, and all we've learnt is that one in ten guys doesn't mind."
wolfwing1 1 month ago 2
@wolfwing1 I hadn't heard of that show - I just watched the clip, good find!
/watch?v=xz7sBTHtcLU
Discern4 1 month ago
@Discern4 Thanks :> I couldn't remember the exact quote,earie how it almost mimicks what you said about them traveling here for that stuff heh :>
I'm fairly sure aliens exist, but likly never came here to earth, beyond to take one look, and run screaming in horror :> If aliens have been around and not contacted us, well there is a reasonable explanation. would YOU want to contact us if you were a advanced alien race?
wolfwing1 1 month ago
@wolfwing1 said "would YOU want to contact us if you were a advanced alien race?"
To be honest, I find that common reason to be a bit of a cop-out. That we're so primitive that they don't bother to contact us. So far it seems intelligent life is so few and far between that I think any alien race would be excited to find us. Them making first contact, even briefly, would *help* us primates advance, since we'd finally realize we're not alone and we wouldn't focus so much on destroying ourselves.
Discern4 1 month ago
@Discern4 possibly, I believe the drakes equation is correct or underestimating the number of planets with life, but looking at our own planet, there were many things that would have caused either no intelligent life at our level, or intelligent life capable of space travel, either due to the planet or not having evolutionary means.
Like on earth dolphins/ravens two of the next smartest species would likly never evolve capabilities to use technology even if they had our level.
wolfwing1 1 month ago
@Discern4 And on the would YOU :> It's partly with, I be a bit concerned and am a bit, that aliens show up and some idiot starts a intergalactic war because they think the aliens are demons and shoot at them or such, imagine Iran if it /does? have nukes, though I'm not convinced firing a nuke at a spaceship.
wolfwing1 1 month ago
@M1CH43L73 behind all that rude anger are you making a constructive point? And try to use some punctuation, spelling and grammar - it's only civil.
Benjuthula 1 month ago
Yes , the origin of intelligent humans started with Adam and Eve , and through the ions of time , digressed in intelligence as they became Christians !
rolynstone48 1 month ago
Yes, because, after all, the entire universe was created just for Christians to have something to look at at night. Right. And an undead rebel rabbi who died in the First Century really created it all. And the moons of Jupiter are secretly satanic because the bible clearly says that everything revolves around the Earth. Let's get that penicillin stuff made illegal and close down the hospitals, because the Bible says you should use faith to cure illness and if the patient dies, it was GOD'S WILL!
TheChurchOfKali12357 1 month ago
Send James T. Kirk. He'll probe anything.
comslave 1 month ago
Christianity is indeed incompatible with aliens. If Christianity is true (cough cough), then Jesus' sacrificing himself for humanity would be rather pointless for aliens, who presumably would also be sinners (unless god made them unfairly sin-resistant, which would mean god was unfair to us).
Humanity was supposedly created because god was "lonely" (wha...?!). Thus either there is no other life or it lacks free will, which would make them automatons, which would have no interest in us humans.
TheAnniepies 1 month ago
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TheAnniepies 1 month ago
Wanting to believe yeah that kinda fucks up Christianity you fucking git there's no proof of god fuck you retard
M1CH43L73 1 month ago
Yeah because there can never be any life forms on other planets your a fucking retard stop being malested by your local priest and grow a brain I'm 15 and even I can see that and your like a fucking 40 year old man who still lives with his mother plus Christianity started from aliens
M1CH43L73 1 month ago
@M1CH43L73 Who are you talking to?
Discern4 1 month ago
@M1CH43L73 Is that all one sentence? Or are you just an idiot?
urantivirus 1 month ago
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togozzer232 1 month ago
@M1CH43L73 15? yes this should be about right. Should I point out that your comprehension skills are nil?
assalane 1 month ago
man made god into their image,jesus was just a man that man made into a god.christianity is tommorows mytology.
MrEnlightenup 1 month ago
Analiens.
GodPatrol 1 month ago
Anal probes ftw :)
kleb100 1 month ago
Why worry about aliens? Catholic priests have been doing anal probes for years.
GarrettInShadows 1 month ago 18
Oh Americans !!!!! all that crap of hollywood, they destroyed their brains!
will never understand to be ridiculous?? the whole world laughs at them! idiots!
56191181 1 month ago
@56191181
I understand it, your theory is invalid. Plus you're just a sentient cat with glasses no one cares what you think.
Leadman1989 1 month ago
I couldn't agree more with what you said about the "I want to believe" thing. I want to believe that aliens are visiting the us, but even though I want to, I just can't.
I don't want to believe the anal probe, disection, expermentation etc parts of it, but I think it would be AWESOME if I knew there were beings so advanced they mastered interstellar travel.
I'm glad I don't believe such nonsense based on crazy people, hoaxers, shit evidence etc, but I abso-fucking-lutly DO "want to believe".
Zentz29 1 month ago
Very well done!
AuntieDiluvian 1 month ago
I really love your game-like documentary.
"Achievement unlocked: Enlightenment" :p
Have you been playing Assassin's Creed recently?
Dietseleeuw 1 month ago
Interestingly enough.
The Catholic Church is now offering to baptise any sentient being from another planet who comes to Earth and makes contact.
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But they still won't apologize for the Bruno incident like they have for Galileo.
P.S Anal probes of the people Kepler 22B, vengence. How about we visit the Gliese 581 system next?
Skepticktok 1 month ago
Dude this is some real shit here!
When I was a kid I was constantly arguing with people in my family about why God could create other ensouled beings in the cosmos. But they assured me that if other beings existed they'd have to be demonic.
Do you know who Bob Larson is? In the 90's he wrote a book called UFO's and the alien agenda that was about this. He wrote that all this alien visitation stuff was a demonic revamp of the stories of faries and other beings visiting and taking people.
Skepticktok 1 month ago
@Skepticktok I read a similar book called Alien Intrusion by Gary Bates (from Creation Ministries). Even now I feel he researched the topic well, discussing Area 51 and how extremely implausible it is that aliens are actually visiting earth. Though of course, he believes that a small portion of people 'visited' actually saw something demonic.
Discern4 1 month ago
Jesus Vs. Admiral Ackbar? IT'S A TRAP!
but seriously if you don't believe in evolution then you can't believe in gravity.
egeswender 1 month ago
Very well played! or probed if you wish. over 9,000 + 1,000,000 Internets.
pumpstations 1 month ago
hahaahahhaha
pricedavidgmailcom 1 month ago
I hope I get probed anally within my lifetime. Life is short and I want to experience as much as I can.
saxmanchiro 1 month ago
@saxmanchiro I hear if you are nice to the aliens, they will warm the probe up first in a bowl of warm water. If you're very nice, they'll use space lube on it.
MrShysterme 1 month ago
Yes, UFOlogists are right. Aliens have the technology to traverse vast distances of space but 1. do not already know the secrets housed in the human anus and 2. are curious about this knowledge. I'll often ask UFO believers two questions: 1. If aliens really were visiting us, then don't you think reality would be a bit different? (this works with ghosts too) and 2. Why is it that aliens travel all that way but usually end up interacting with weird loners that live in the sticks?
MrShysterme 1 month ago
"Would aliens come 100,000 light years to do anal probes?" LMAO!!! "Would NASA undertake a mission solely to perform anal probes on aliens?" Yes!!! We are going to Kepler 22B to perform anal probes, only at night, with no scientific equipment and no contact. This really puts it into perspective doesn't it? Best video ever, keep it up.
8698gil 1 month ago
@8698gil Yes, UFOlogists are right. Aliens have the technology to traverse vast distances of space but 1. do not already know the secrets housed in the human anus and 2. are curious about this knowledge. I'll often ask UFO believers two questions: 1. If aliens really were visiting us, then don't you think reality would be a bit different? (this works with ghosts too) and 2. Why is it that aliens travel all that way but usually end up interacting with weird loners that live in the sticks?
MrShysterme 1 month ago
haha, oh what an ending. loved it.
mrx00666 1 month ago
Recently, I've been in a huge "debate" with a person on the topic of his "Alien Encounter." I've recently given up and just started to mock him when he said that the video that changed his life was one about Jesus and Aliens. And this wasn't the stupefyingly dumb part, the stupefyingly dumb part came when his next course of action was to watch "Ancient Aliens." Let the ridicule commence!
TheCrescentKnight 1 month ago
Well done! :-)
62netty 1 month ago
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8698gil 1 month ago
would demons doing alan probe make more sense?
trololol
errorrestricted 1 month ago
@errorrestricted Maybe if they didn´t use probes... If you know what I mean, HE HE HE
sstan1337 1 month ago
@errorrestricted To Christians it would since sodomy among humans is the work of the devil.
MrShysterme 1 month ago
Why is it ALWAYS an anal probe? You'd think they might find other orifices just as interesting. I think this speaks to something basic in the sort of person who experiences this crap, hmm, crap, Yes, that's it! I knew there was a common denominator.
colourmegone 1 month ago
@colourmegone In the immortal words of Homer Simpson "they gang probed me!"
MrShysterme 1 month ago
lol.. ANAL PROBES!!
gskowal 1 month ago
@gskowal FTW!!
Yahweigh 1 month ago
If they can't even consolidate my existence with their religion then aliens will be far too much for them to handle ;3 I like when they try to tell me that their god is my creator... I'm man-made so they are basically calling my Host God ^_^
PinkProgram 1 month ago
The only reason some aliens conduct anal probes on humans is due to the confusing directions they get from completely different aliens on how to get to Earth. What do you expect when one alien tells another "Once you get to Earth's solar system, if you stop at Uranus you haven't gone in far enough. You need to go in deeper."
Ouch!
comingatchu 1 month ago
I just loved the NASA part
AtheistToothFairy 1 month ago
if gods are real, then how come aliens aren't trying to convert us to their beliefs, but giving us anal probes instead?
PuppetXeno 1 month ago
@PuppetXeno The Aliens administering these probings are actually Catholic Priests....that's why they vanish so quickly they're being moved to another parish
ThePariahLivesOn 1 month ago 2
@PuppetXeno haha good point.
Discern4 1 month ago
Marklar? Marklar marklar muh-marklar marklar.
goliathprime 1 month ago
I prefer cowbows and aliens; that had Olivia Wilde
Rmb2489 1 month ago
Why anal probes and no tentacle sex like the japs depict in their cartoons? probably alien imagination is inferior, and they should convert to christianity.
eat666shit 1 month ago
an excellent video. love the final animation....i always wondered why aliens were so interested in our arses, and god so fascinated by our foreskins....then i saw myself in a mirror and it all suddenly became clear....jk Im waaay too old and saggy to be sexy, even to a grey.
jimthepleb 1 month ago
Christians vs Aliens....aliens win 3-0
jimthepleb 1 month ago