Glade Touch n Fresh advert

[alvinawesomeserville]

This advert was legendary when I was in primary school. :D

[iberia77]

That annyoing little shit needs his head shoving down the toilet badly.....

[purplecarrot123]

what? that is obviously not her kid!

[MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeAndU]

"It's all gone, it's all gone"

"What's all gone?"

Your dignity.

[fionamb83]

Suspiciously convenient him having a pen and paper to hand in the loo..

[scrumpyJ5]

Glade Touch and Fresh - the unwelcoming sense of madness. Seriously, this and 'Paul's house' are fucking weird. I can't believe I'm even commenting on this.

[TheCapsoul0]

"It's all gone! It's all gone!"

"What's all gone?"

"Fresh air in here...and no one using the word "boy" anymore."

[dookey4635532]

How does this white lady have a chinese kid?

[graemeoliver84]

@dookey4635532 With a Chinese man? Or we can guess that he's adopted like another poster said.

[dookey4635532]

@graemeoliver84 Yeah, I guess so....but she also sounded British.

[graemeoliver84]

@dookey4635532 What that's got to do with anything? Anyone this could be dubbed, I've seen a New Zealand version of this advert.

[hcfctom]

Isn't it amazing how he can speak without moving his mouth?

[NikitaLister]

Paul's Bathroom stinks of Paul's poop!!

[NobleIIClan]

loool adopted asian

[shaylahill455]

@NobleIIClan she was asian

[iamafish400]

how does she know something's wrong when the kid's thinking? god this advert is fucking awful

[CLICKHEREKillACHILD]

Why do the writers of these glade adverts have an obsession with kids on the toilet?

[EffOne95]

It's emptaaay

[John27346]

I'm not a psychiatrist but I think he's just seeking his mother's attention and needs some sense beaten into him by his father.

[minicolster]

he should have gone to paul's

[ossyrefugee]

Dirty, smelly little fucker.

[breffni]

Somehow I don't think he wrote that note with a pen.

[moleboy4321]

Quick Quick.  Quick quick

[LibertineLover07]

she should send her mail order kid back.

[motorsmad]

What I don't get is, he puts the paper under the door becuase he doesn't want his mum to see him on the toilet. But when she changes it he's still on the toilet!

[pinkxmusicxchick]

and he has pen and paper in the bathroom because?

[petie71]

'Quick, quick!'

[TillyMintTelevision]

that must be paul''s house:)

[loveydovey355190245]

XDXDXDXDXD

[rapidcombo]

these adverts are fucking stupid, how would a kid be able to draw such a perfect drawing while sitting on the toilet with a shitty ass? if pisses me off

[loveydovey355190245]

@rapidcombo and what kind of bathroom would have paper and pens but not air freshener???

[rapidcombo]

exactly i agree with u and why doesn't he just say "mum the air freshner has all gone"?

[bencc93]

Dirty wee bastard

[TillyMintTelevision]

ITS ALL GONE ITS ALL GONE X'D

[hobbit1486]

That kid deserves a slap

[TalaQJ]

at 0:06 the pen and paper r on the floor

[CharisL09]

were does have the paper and pen from when he is sitting on the toilet this advert is well stupid i don't like it i think the one with paul is better

[Mannydas728]

lol this kid has some nerve to not evan wipe, but yet still have time to draw and slide under the door

[EmmaBeeba]

even if there's pen and paper in the bathroom, it's easier to say 'the spritzy thing in the bathroom has run out' than go through the palava of drawing it out

[xPurpleskies]

Ugh this advert is worse than the Frosties one..

* How does he draw a perfect touch n fresh picture?

* How does the mum hear him when he doesn't actually talk?

* And WHY OH WHY are they both laughing when she comes in and replaces it?

ahahah!

Ive just realised that at 0:01 you can see the air freshener next to the mirror, how the hell would he be able to reach that enen if it was full?

;)

[LibertineLover07]

He must be paul. . .

[MRSPADDY]

She should send her mail order kid back

[rachyyroo]

WHERE DID HE GET THE PEN AND PAPER?! HE'S IN A BATHROOM FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. stupid advert ¬¬

[iheartspongebobx]

lol ITS EMPTAY..

[Hattieriding]

jesus so stupid

[moonducky92]

This advert pisses the shit out of me.

[CrimsonCut]

Why would they have paper and pens in the bathroom? =S

[wendyspwnsu]

@CrimsonCut BECAUSE THEIR ASAIN XD they keep school supplies next to the toliet so they can practice math while they shit....

[ngcendrion]

The mom is part asian, she must be eurasian if you look closely....

[jackarchie]

Okay Plain (:

[Steely2490]

Probably Jack xD

[jackarchie]

Is he Paul ;D?

[0871356005]

ha ha

[Steely2490]

Yeah Coz the council benefits ran out Ross ;)

[rebelross0607]

Ahhh it STINKS OF SHIT ... Whats wrong dear .... Touch and fresh has ran out , cheap bastards ......

[LINKINPARK4LIFE247]

Hate this advert so much! lol the kid was like 'its all gone its all gone!' loool x

[bishopvick25]

retarded.

[crapObear2323]

How stupid can you people possibly get in the 21st century? Even if she wasn't Asian ever hear of multiracial/biracial families? A Asian person can't marry a white person? You people are so ignorantly dumb.

[WNxMaxPayne]

Hell no they can't!

[nodakim13]

Well they usualy have characteristics of both parents.

He only has the accent.

[ngcendrion]

Tje mother is part asian then its not suprinsing tthat the kid looks asian if he's father is asian too

[shaylahill455]

she IS asian...

[LeighRollo2006]

When she said "What's all gone?", why didn't he just say "The air fresheners ran out" Instead of wasting time writing it?

[LeighRollo2006]

Why is he asian and his mum isn't? If she's not his mum, why is she goin in the toilet while he's on there.

How did he manage to push the note under the Door while he's on the toilet?

Who the fuck has pens and paper in the Bathroom?

I'm pretty sure when I was that age, I couldn't draw a glade air freshener that well, how can He?

[sengelle]

In response to your comment LeighRollo2006, some weird points also include:

-How did the mother know what da child was thinking?

-How was his writing so neat at that age?

-If the product is so good, why would da mother have removed it then! Its just making them look bad

-Why are those bubbles floating when the product does not have water?

-Why does he say quick,quick when if it was there, he was gonna get up?

-Why does he repeat himself when the mum has already got the message?

[mattybro88]

pmfsl, hahahahahaha

[UnconcernedCitizen]

Well, Europeans are a notoriously stinky bunch due to the fact that they don't shower very often. Perhaps they should be a bit less critical of an advertisement that is only trying to hygienically help.

[chrisybwell]

That's a bit stereotypical lol

[Smakittle]

europeans rnt stinky americans are

[sexyrogertaylor]

This advert is weird, about the pen and paper as well! But his Mum said,

"Whats happening?"

Well what do you think is happening!

That boy should just take a crap, leave and ask his mum to put a new one in! Simple!

[helpoutk2]

qwertys right i thought the exact of wat u said

[qwertyflib1]

how was supposed to put the paper under the door if he was on the toilet!

and since when does kids take paper and a pen to the toilet

[drmartyn]

One of the most stupid ad's I've ever seen! That is NOT a child of his age's hand-writing; how did he get the piece of paper under the door, and why, oh why, did he have a pen at hand...what else was he doing with it????

[trevster2905]

he smeared the page with shit. thats what he did.

[rapidcombo]

hahahaha

[Policemanofficer]

who doesnt hate this advert with an unbelievably strong passion.

[panasonicyouth1985]

i just love the comment on the more info

'i hate this advert with a passion'

classic

[nickis194]

I can not stand this advert!!! There is soooo many things wrong with it!!!!

1.who the fuck takes a pen and paper in the toilet with them

2.why didnt he just shout where the fuck is the air freshner? lol instead of drawing the damn thing and writing empty!

3.chinnese boy, white mom????? eh?

[dylandior123]

3. Adoption maybe?

This is television AND they are actors lol

[SAPPHiiRExo]

y didnt he just wipe his arse and get off the loo? and also if he done a shit how id he get off the loo and post that under the door and ALSO how the fk did he hav pen and gel pen in his loo :S

[darkanddevious]

MILF!

[evilheat79]

Is he still curling one out when his mum comes in?

[ladybirdtube]

Hi, I played the mum, I didnt post the comment from melanietube1.

[ladyxluckxrulesxok]

omg! whats up with the mushroom head!!

[justxaxlife]

hmmm..

may bee they wnted 2 make the advrt mre...

unique?

=P

<3

[ladyxluckxrulesxok]

LOL

[justxaxlife]

soo

lady luck

hw u doin?

<3

[ladyxluckxrulesxok]

im cool just figuring out why a 5 yr old asian boy would have pen and paper with him whilst his taking a shit

[justxaxlife]

thtz jst a pen n paper...

fuck knowz wt ova ppl do in the toilet...

while there little shit plops r comin out...

=P

<3

[ladyxluckxrulesxok]

LOLROTFLLMAO!!! U JOKAH!!!! i bet they're also doin number 3's 4's nd 7's :O

[kff]

Why, for this very contingency! Very clever these asians.

[justxaxlife]

who ever made this advert

iz a PURE MOTHERFUCCKKERRR

<3

[ladyxluckxrulesxok]

hey i like this advert, so then the maker would be a clever motherfucker??

[gracey62uk]

wow, the mum can hear his thoughts...

besides the picture loans ads this is the most annoying one on tv!!

how does the mum hear him THINKING "its all gone"

where does he get the paper & pen?

why does he take the time to write "empty" and draw the air freshner rather then just say air freshner.

even if he didnt know what it was called, just say... i dunno, the spray thing on the wall!

why do we get punished with these damn ads?!?!

[funkyweed]

I hate this advert so much, its ming piss! It burns my eyes everytime I see it!!

[Spackleback32]

ok theres so many thing wrong with this advert

1) That's not her kid

2) Where does he get pen and paper to write with?

3) How does he get off the toilet to shove it under the door?

4) Why is the kids poo so smelly in the first place

5) The toilet seems to look massive

6) Why cannot he not just say the air freshner has ran out :S?

7) It is terrible acting

[blastout11467]

i just feel sorry for the kid when hes a teenager

[rerasch]

Lol

[jack111181]

It's all gone it's all gone, my Chinese heritage is all gone...

(white mum?).

[sprinc4]

this advert is so bad i had to dedicate a whole rant to it at

iliketorant (dot) com/glade-touch-and-fresh

check it out

[katiemay14]

Lol where did the pen and paper come from? And its funny the way his voice suddenly changes to a lady's voice. Hmm Lol

[silvercaribbean]

lol... yer why the pens & paper in the toilet? infact, why the message at all? seeing as she ends up in the bathroom anyway (while hes still on the loo)!!

urhhhh.. how many times have i seen this now!?!

[Peckerama]

lol gai advert

[ZannnarNZ]

The kid has a bowl cut rofl.

[ladyxluckxrulesxok]

this video is soooo funnny and stupid, i think the paper and pen thing is jokes

[AngelosLH]

why is the kid full on azn when the mother appears to be white

[adamperks12345]

1.Who takes a pen and paper with them to the toilet?

2. How as he slid the paper under the door he sat on the toilet.

3. His mum is laughing at him, whilst he is a havin a dump, most people would have their hand over thier mouths struggling for breath.

[morton11]

1. i agree

2. hes superman??

3. lol

[XXXXflowerXXXX]

me and my frend love this advert

we were just looking at the comments and they are soo funy!

for example:

LMAO! The most GAY advert ever! ''Whats happening darling?''..

''Im trying to take a shit you stupid bitch!''

haha!

[TomLeFin]

"...It's EMPTEHH!" The narrator sounded so dramatic there.

We used to get this ad, but it was dubbed in finnish, I guess you'd hate that more.

[prikard]

i'm so glad you pointed that out. i now can't watch this advert without pissing myself at the voice.

[mrsurie1234]

why would you have pens & paper in your toilet???? what the bob!

[vitruviancat]

Its a refresher (of air) and you refill it.

so surely you need to 'refill your refresh'

NOT 'refresh your refill'

that just doesnt make sense.

[eastiesfan25]

omg how many mistakes are there is this gay advert!!!!! grrr i hate it so much

[ryantown1]

i love this advert it is ace

[deathadder1978]

that kid is so vile he should be sprayed with glade in his eyes.

The mum has obviously been hanging aroung the local take-away shop.

[jamesisere]

seeing as neither of the idiots in this ridiculous advert dont appear to have a clue whats happening, hes taking a fukin shit for fuck sake!.

[robcodsall]

The worst, most annoying, ridiculous advert ever produced. Toe-curlingly, cringingly naff and particularly horrible to sit through if you're eating.

[dylandior123]

Use some common sense and change the television channel then lol

[monster100monster100]

welll

firstlyyyyy why the fuck would his mum come in if he was having a shit and would probably take her and hour to go to rhe shop and buy a refill haha

[jizzaster]

This advert makes me feel sick when i'm eating.I've really had enough of it and have just complained to OfCom about it. I've never in my life complained about an advert before...but this is simply nasty.

I can see the funny side of it though, it just makes me feel sick when I'm eating and it comes on.

Vile advert!

[VintageBell]

LMAO! The most GAY advert ever! ''Whats happening darling?''..

''Im trying to take a shit you stupid bitch!''

[xrockchick123x]

i really REALLY hate this advert, i mean, what kind of kid takes a drawing pad in the toilet, notices the air fresheners gone and how come he can draw so well? by the time he would have finished drawing that the smell would have gone and there would be no point in the advert! SOOOO ANNOYING!

[foolishsucker]

this little shit must be adopted. this add pisses me off every time.

[melanietube1]

I play the mum in the ad and Im not Chinese!

Mel

[goingunder07]

can i just say, at first when you hear the boys voice, his lips are not moving so we think its his thoughts, but yet his mum seems to hear him!!!??? Can she mind read. Also where does he get the pen and paper from, how does he reach the door, and why would a little kid care if the bathroom smelt or not.

[sgran]

no, he's telepathic

[samwere06]

i think i speak for everyone when i say. . .

Its all gone! its all gone!

[samwere06]

pooo its stinks quick quick! its all gone oh no! Mum: whats going on darling It's all gone its all gone whats all gone the toilet paper you slag hahahahaha not racist but. . . chinese kid with english mom whoa thats new

[hrford]

The little fucker, shut the fuck up and stick a cork in it.

[HolyJamalama23]

The most annoying kid, ever.

[6razorbladekiss6]

LOLL omfg i hate this aswell^^