The Man Who Broke A Dragons Heart

[devilmaycryhard]

Where can I get the ringtone of this??

[aRandomPwnr16]

why do people dislike these things?!

[Awgez24]

"Give me your penis, and I will let you ride on my back!"

"I only have two!"

[KanyeTroll]

i'm gonna go play skyrim now

[StrikevonNice]

No suggestions HELP!

[h31212]

So that's where skittles come from!

[deidara22c]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, hahahahahahahahahahaha

[SynysterErone]

Doh'vakiin, where are you??

[Logansist]

what season is that from?

[1newfag]

HOLY FUCK IT'S HAKU FROM SPIRITED AWAY

[avalanchesuperstar]

Breaking a dragon's heart? That's a paddlin

[NinjaBanana007]

holy shit, i just realized that they are singing in English... godamn

[imaprettykittykat]

when i was younger i loved that bit because they cried out rainbows!

[SethTheProphet]

Anyone else noticed they're humping the air?

[ceedling]

literally my favorite video ever

[ChannelRoseli]

Getting high, who would cry rainbows

: D

[abh015]

this would be a nice song

[ElectroKiller01]

Press 3 Really fast !!

[NekoChibiGal]

The white dragon is Carl! :O

[SegaMario]

Crying rainbows... for all we know, Japan is crazy...

[s0673451]

Breaking a dragon's heart? That's a paddlin'.

[spectrevampire]

This would've been the title of Stieg Larson's fourth book.

[theVoxvirus]

......what?

[mrgetampedsea1576]

What episode is this

[FallenAngel101xx]

@mrgetampedsea1576 goo goo gai pan

[pantsuck10]

White Dragon: "Homer give me your peanuts, and I will let you ride on my back"

Homer: *drunk* "Errrrr I'll Guiveee youuu one Peeenut"

White Dragon: *gasp* "you are a VERY greedy man, the other dragon shall hear of this!"

:D

[MikoyCreator]

How did a man break their heart?

[FallenAngel101xx]

@MikoyCreator the white dragon said 2 homer that if he gave him some peanuts he would let him ride on his back and homer said he would give him 1 and the dragon got upset

[whyPanem]

that is fucked up :P

[the1thelast]

correction..... AAAAAMerican jerks are going home, now we sleep for a thousand years, when we wake the world will end.....

:)

[thedetective22]

wtf is this ?

[Vanghool87]

I can image European dragons in the back ground, just waiting to lench them.

[xxrigo22xx]

@Vanghool87 Nope, Asian dragons wreck "European dragons"

[Jackblackblood]

broke the hear of a dragon ? that´s paddlin

[Jh5kRadio]

D':

[WinryRulez]

Wat episode?

[fairymairah]

@WinryRulez goo goo gai pan. this is one of my favorite episodes ^_^ ! ! ! ! !

[BillyTheory]

This is shit. Anyone here remember when The Simpsons was actually funny?

[Umarkhan123100]

@BillyTheory this is from 1990 think and know before you say something you attention loving whore

[BillyTheory]

@Umarkhan123100 This episode aired in 2005... Your stupidity astounds me. :)

[Umarkhan123100]

@BillyTheory wanted 2 see if you would actually waste your time. well i don't have time 2 spare like u bye.

[BillyTheory]

@Umarkhan123100 I'm sure. :)

[xservintage]

Oh.

My.

God.

Multiple Rainbows across the sky! (head explodes)

[rushspider]

Daaaaaaaaaa maan who broke a tragon's hawrt.

[MalchikBlue]

God that's obnoxious.

[PacMonster146]

i find this not racist at all

[aida20108]

i love the dragon song =) it,s so sweet

[EpicHeroicDragon]

FUCK HOMER. Let's eat him.

[omgsothatsmatt]

this is kinda disturbingly funny.

[chuckss321]

@dudewtfpasswind something bout givin it only one paenut

[infamouschief117]

(insert Skyrim joke here)

[Zoshimo]

Dragon Tears turn into jellybean, not rainbows.

[NefariousBanana]

Skyrim jokes are not allowed.

[Salvador11223]

this broke my heart (dragons apear and cry and play the thing they were playingt)

[kingotesi]

dislikes? why you little D:<

[jccw227]

???

And is it just me, or did the white one look like Falcor?

[X6800]

WTF did I just watch?!

[smaogirl]

I love dragons and I think dragons would just eat homer that would be a dinner for a king

[DBXguy]

breaking a dragons heart? thats a paddlin.

[smaogirl]

So if I'm right they saying chinese story are very un really

[mackles]

so gay so unfunny

[BoogsterSU2]

Lemme guess. Even Spike cries rainbows, too?

[ReGnalDyung]

daaaaaaaaaaa man wo brok a dlagons haaat 

[RazielFallenAngel]

I demand a 10 minutes video.

[Jemoregotin]

dragons from left to right: golden mushu, haku, mushu on helium

[Xobolina]

@Jemoregotin LOL, love that coment.

[MizukiYamaguchi]

@Jemoregotin Haku? you mean the vocaloid ?

[OldManInAVan]

@Jemoregotin Whoa, I never would've thought so many people had seen Spirited Away.

[Amyrose232323]

They're crying rainbows....

[noodlesbehave]

This is my favourite Youtube video.

[fairymairah]

i love simpsons episodes when they go to asia. it's one of my favorite episodes ^_^ and besides sometimes i love anime more than i love american cartoons but the dragons are also kinda cool maybe not like dragonball z becuase those are green but still good episode. i still like the dragonball simpsons fanfic LOL XD ! ! ! ! !

[liiqweed]

daaaaaa man who broooook a draaaagaaans haaaaart.. LMFAO!

[Xfluffymonkeyx]

woah... drangons cry rainbows

[llJAFYll]

erhuuuu

[kissmeuanimal]

whaaaaaat did i just watch? hahaha

[parisvioletha]

aahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[TheDharmachari]

it's funny because is absurd... doesn't matter what it means

[Duzzify]

¿?

[43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3]

why is this funny

[GrizCC]

@43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3

cus ther dragns

[MonkeyKing20I2]

Now we sleep for a thousand years.

When we wake the world will end.

[Debbie321lopez]

@MonkeyKing20I2 This was recorded in 1012 :P

[bursegsardaukar]

@MonkeyKing20I2 Errr, does anyone have any dragon-size earplugs?

[wenqiweiabcd]

this episode is just rubbish... we Chinese don't do the following:

1.Have dragons flying around the sky (Never in history)

2. Have males singing in girlish, squealing voices (not anymore; back in history women were not allowed to appear in public, and thus in Chinese opera female characters used to be played by men)

3.Worship Mao Tze Dong (not anymore)

4. Cherish our "beloved communist dictatorship"

5.Wear stupid, Nineteen-Eighty-Four like uniform

6. and so on.

[Reiki151]

@wenqiweiabcd get the stick out of your ass. this part and the whole episode was hilarious. you just take jokes too personally.

[wenqiweiabcd]

@Reiki151

havent got a stick in my arse, sorry. the image of China presented in the episode is quite derogatory and unrealistic. In case someone barmy might take it seriously, i am just here to clarigy. awrite?

[whereizcheezburger]

@wenqiweiabcd Lol that's what The Simpsons is all about. That's what they do..take the piss. Nobody relies upon them for factual information or believes what they say/do/show. They did the same thing to Australia. It's a joke now cheer the fuck up jesus christ.

[wenqiweiabcd]

@whereizcheezburger

Yeah, probably I shouldnt have taken it seriously in the first place. Just couldn't bloody well help it when I hear the dragons "sing"........

[Robertz1986]

@whereizcheezburger

Lmao, since I see your accoutn is Australian, I have to say that I visited Australia and SO many people gave me shit about that Simpson's episode, honestly...

[SovanJedi]

Yesterday I watched Nezha Conquers Dragon Kings. Now I completely understand this joke.

[EyeWarrior0545]

Best 9 seconds of my life

[jradetzky]

i dont get the joke

[seijurolover]

I wanna cry rainbows too!



[JouL420]

Derp 0:02

[UnluckyAmulet]

Haku?

[SerinaXinCi]

daaa man hoo broke a draguns heart

[DWSimmy]

I remember the first time I saw this, I was still laughing after the commericals ended

[sniperclown]

i dont get it

[TheCreator4]

@sniperclown yeahh... this joke kinda sucks haha

[bodonnavox]

1 peanut

[Perthcc1]

are you chinese Imaxe147

[dragonfriend000]

You sir are very much stereotypical lmaxel47

[lmaxel47]

Aww! Poor Dragon! Stupid Homer. Chinese Dragons are so elegant and beautiful! They tend to represent good things like the coming of seasons and good fortune, unlike their Western counterparts who kidnap princesses, guard treasure, and slaughter people.

[coolio104]

@lmaxel47 notice something there? Chinese are usually the ones doing shit whereas we westerners are always taking/slaughtering things. Example: chinese and middle east invented math, science, and even gunpowder. Westerners: stole gunpowder, killed all minorities, and jacked their land, especially natives. Look up Britain's foreign policy for the last couple of centuries, I'm sure people in Hong Kong and Africa can tell you all about that. Don't forget Americans with Native Americans.

[MakoVlazkov]

@coolio104 Then do everyone a favor and move to China, see how much better off you will be.

[vincentecrow09]

@lmaxel47

Somebody got one peanut -_-

[MrToiletclogger]

when we wake the world will endddd

[Drixenol86]

One of the dragons look like Haku from Spirited Away.

[ladygg19]

@Drixenol86 yeah i notice that too! :D



[animatedgirl9]

@Drixenol86 Nothing can escape the parody grasp of the simpsons

[Olccu1]

put that .. "AN AMERICAN JERK ARE GOING HOME" to youtube ! ITS BESTTT

[ndwkn1]

Well the paddlin' shit never really was funny, gotta hate how every simpsons clip has that crap in top rated comments

[dieselboy87]

@ndwkn1 i agree. its odd what the youtube kids latch onto and keep repeating.

[Thrawn369]

@ndwkn1

Complaining about paddlin'? Oooh you better believe that's a paddlin'.

[Yonkage]

Um... I don't watch the show. Can someone explain to me WHY this is supposed to be funny?

[ItsTimeForSoccer]

@Yonkage Cuz the dragons r talkin! That's a paddlin

[holpopmaster]

muy buieno

[kingofburnttoast]

this happens everytime when i don't offer a dragon cup noodles

[PokeXpertoX]

why does every simpsons video have a paddlin joke lol

[MecTecher]

@PokeXpertoX asking about a paddlin joke on a simpsons clip, that's a paddlin'

[ItsEchoHere]

JUST SEEN ON TV RECORD LOL!!

[hungryhungrylillian]

OU MAY GAWWD THIS IS TEH FANNIEST SHET AY HAV EVEERR AND I MEAN EVEEERRRRRRR SEEN BRAHS

PEACE OUT HOMMEDOGS

[wizzi0]

aw dude, why cut off the 'when he wakes the world will end'?

[dangermouse734]

the guy who does the voice of the white dragon is apu's voice lol

[fayella100]

breaking a dragons heart...thats a paddlin

[MissNatapink]

THESE ARE DRAGONS,RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY.

[jaw1024]

We will sleep for a thousand years

[UnluckyAmulet]

...Spirited Away reference?

[drchola]

whats the name of this episode and season?

[DragonWarrior743]

There is something I just found out

1.At the end of the episode they sing that the world will end in 1000 years

2.The makers of the Simpsons made another show called Futurama

3.Futurama is in the year 3000

[JazzJaRa]

"Hello, Homer. Give me your peanuts and you can fly on my back!" xDDD

[bodonnavox]

@JazzJaRa

okie 1 peanut

[JazzJaRa]

@bodonnavox

Oh, you are a very greedy man. The other dragons shall hear of this. xDD

[bodonnavox]

@JazzJaRa

lol

[Lechoni21]

i... i don't get it

[tinybenni]

its well long instead of the english one

[ThatsMyJoke]

Subscribe to my channel and I'll subscribe to yours :D

[tanfoculta]

I'm from Hong Kong and I find this hilarious.

[RoboWatchgirl]

@owmyears What were you talking about? The Simpson's has been seriously funny lately. There was that Cheech and Chong appearance, among other funny stuff.

[tarhim47]

i dont get it

[discodude48]

in the beginning of high school we had an art lesson where we drew chinese dragons and half through the lesson i shouted this out 3 years later the joke still continues in my school

[mcamac1]

I SO SING THIS AT RANDOM!!!

[NarutoUzumaki3441]

daaaa man whu broke a draguns haart

[Epicdps]

Breaking a Dragon's Heart... Oooh you better believe that's a paddlin'

[darrin42]

@Epicdps hahahah I was about to say that.

[seven13mami]

@Epicdps Lol!

[FlipPyro]

u can have one peanut!

[KilaterAQ]

Cry rainbows...

[GrimeyBeatz]

simpsons suck FUCKING DICK, its un funnyness is painful.

[SolgerLemp]

rainbow bleeeeh

[rosesRred95]

I nearly died laughing when I first saw this, one of the last decent episodes of the simpsons

[hughsyz]

The sad piano viloin

[xxBlackpspxx]

wheres the part where they say stupid american wants to go home, we will sleep 1000 years when we wake up the world will die

[RevanEcks]

@xxBlackpspxx yea where is that? I've been looking for awhile now

[fishbowlhead00]

@xxBlackpspxx

episode has just been on the tv, it's at the very end when the simpsons (+selma or patty, i forget and her baby) are leaving the port and then the the three dragons pop up and sing it :)

[ZiCkarn]

@xxBlackpspxx It says : American jerks are going home now we sleep for a thousand years when we wake our world will end

[860fmcriley]

Dragons suck!

[IDKDevvy]

Despite not generally enjoying the newer seasons, this scene right here always makes me lose my shit laughing. Particularly the final lines that were cut off in the video.

[Idude893]

I'm from Hong Kong and I think this is hilarious.

[Imacoolgai]

DAAAA MAN WHO BWOKE A DWAAA-GUUNS HUUUU-T

[axxulman]

check the red dragons eyes when it pulls out the instrument :D

[deathmare88]

that was one of the coolest spontaneous parts of the simpsons.

[15cocopuffs]

awwww xD

[tomasrega]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TONYXXXIFICATION]

0:04 ubruka ubruka ubruka...

[RevanEcks]

why were they crying rainbows?

[RaitoYagamiFTW]

@RevanEcks They were crying rainbows because they're gorgeous and innocent little creatures who only exist to help people and even their tears are non-threatening and overflowing with charm.

[TheOrville1992]

LOL

[someoneinexistance]

WTFLOL.