Vulnerable (?) Batman owns Martian Manhunter

[RubyKing1997]

Martian Manhunter is a PUSSY

[annon896]

@RubyKing1997 Like you would have taken on Batman.

[incrediblecaptain]

...Whats he doing on that computer anyways?

[RunawayComics]

@incrediblecaptain i dont know. programing the shuttle?

[animeluvr420]

the fact that Batman has no powers yet he kicks who evers ass makes the BEST!!!

[JJHdisney]

Jon couldn't stop him if he wanted to. The batman prepares for everything and trusts no one. I'm sure he's discovered his weakness by now.

[TheWorstWarlock]

@JJHdisney Come on, enough of this. J'onn is standing right next to him. If he wanted suddenly got into his head to break Bruce's nexk with a slap, what the hell could he do? Batman is OK, but kerrist....

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

@TheWorstWarlock An attempt to enter Batman's brain would be an ill-advised attempt.

[dergrosseomg]

I think we found Chuck Norris' father :)

[roxasvanitas1]

respect MM here. unlike everyone else batman has said something like that to, MM knows his place.

[temporary1121]

Superman: That venom almost killed you...

Batman: So? I'm batman!

Superman: .....

[MegaDoctorH]

which episode is this

[AyameVioletNinja]

Did you see J'ohn's face at 1:16!! It was like "F--K NO!"

[uberathlete]

If there's one thing I don't like about the live action films, it's that Bats' intelligence and prowess as a detective is really understated. In the animations they do a good job of balancing brain and brawn.

[Dantesonofsparda1987]

Batman used glare!

It was super efective!

[Atrocity256]

0:34 dat jawline

[ReaperEpisodes]

JLA is euphemism for Batman's bitches.

[nikolaslaven]

Batman: Wanna fight

MM thinks: :O what do i do?!? AHHHHHHHH!!! uhhhh...

MM speaks: No -.-

Batman: Pfff.....bitch

[hititdj]

i wonder why didnt they made batman had his old suit in the justice league u know the one he had in the animated series with the shorter ears and yellow oval bat logo and the thinner belt 

[DevonAKAJOKER4455]

why tell batman to do something usless if hes not gonna listen to you in the first place? why even bother

[lcameeno1]

Batman: Im taking the Shuttle

~john and bats glare at each other~

Batman: unless you want to stop me

*super batman glare*

john: nope

~steps aside~

[CitizenKahne1015]

J'onn: You are the most vulnerable of us.

Batman: Do I look vulnerable to you? *glares at J'onn"

J'onn: I appear to have soiled myself.

[JayTekken1]

for those who say man hunter (jonn) can beat batman, did it ever occur to you that the reason he befriends other heros is so he can determine their weakeness??? in case he ever has to defeat a rogue hero????

[Thundergod25]

@JayTekken1 JLA: Tower of Babel

[JayTekken1]

@Thundergod25 PERFECT EXAMPLE!

[hydrolito]

If manhunter wanted to stop him would be a 2 hit fight manhunter hits Batman and Batman hits the floor.See Video Batman vs Hulk.

[varsguy]

Well imo the in DC every super powered Hero has a equally super weakness. Manhunter weakness is fire. Batman carries Kryptonite everywhere he goes just in case Superman goes rogue. I’m sure He has a lighter. lol

Don’t get me wrong I like Manhunter but I hate his weakness it’s one of the worst to have.

[hydrolito]

@varsguy Vary how vulnerable to fire man hunter is as in one story a guy smoking a pipe made him fall from the sky while in another,he fought a guy with an energy gun that started multiple small fires and extinguished them by breaking aquariums.Vampires were vulnerable to sunlight and could be destroyed at night by burning their remains with fire.Manhunter reminds me of a vampire as many comics are copied from myths and legends Flash from Mercury, G. Lantern from Aladdin, G.Arrow Robin Hood, etc

[Ilovecaptainjack224]

Be glad he doesn't have powers, J'onn. Because if he did, he wouldn't need all the clowns you call the, 'Justice League.'

[blueblaze1211]

......No -_-

[Jmblinn13]

@TheVader2 that's why he got out of Batman's way. He knows that even martians are vulnerable to batarangs in the crotch.

[TheVader2]

So... Martian Manhunter is the smartest League Member?

[weldonwin]

@TheVader2 Yep, because he knows to get the fuck out of Batman's way before Bat's has to choke a bitch

[CitizenKahne1015]

@Netherwolf6100 Oh yeah, sorry I was thinking of Venom.

[obeliskandra]

hes like NO in his mind hes like o crap can martians crap pee explode thier pants?

[guyonfire87]

they dont screw with batman cus they know he will own them one way or another

[bobbyluvsex]

batman use his brain power hes more intelligent then all the league



[chipsamy]

Batman+Venom? It would be even more awesome than Peter Parker at Spiderman 3

[ChainBreakerHQ2]

If batman had superpowers the world wouldn't need superman.

[Leviathan2100]

batman doesn't have super powers because if he did there would be no crime, and the point of the series would be moot.

[CitizenKahne1015]

@aps6666 That's not a super power, that's a God given talent.

[Netherwolf6100]

@CitizenKahne1015 God given talent? No way, Batman was the one who showed God how to punk mortals and immortals alike

[Nizzemancer]

LIES! There's no such thing as a "vulnerable" Batman.

[hydrolito]

@Nizzemancer Or any other Batman for that matter except a bunch of whimpy actors.

[aps6666]

batman does have one super power.... hes got the ability to turn you into his bitch.

[Esteezy15]

Batman vs Chuck Norris?? HMMMMM

[hydrolito]

@Esteezy15 Chuck Norris would beat the shit out of any of those guys who were Batman. Adam West, Micheal Keaton, etc. what a laugh.

[Shadoukun1]

he´s the GODDAMN batman he don´t need powers

[CommandoDude]

OOOOOOOHHHHH SNAP!

[cayolorenzzo]

If Batman had any superpower, there will be no Animated Series anymore.

Batman with Superpowers = Chuck Norris

[EDDIEinWAR]

Nope.

[CrimsomS]

Batman: ...unless you want to try and stop me?

J'onn: You see this face Batman? This is me not giving two shits about you. Now go.

[9ssgoku]

@CrimsomS You're probably the only person on this page trying to defend J'onn, and you failed epicly.

[CrimsomS]

@9ssgoku I think the proper response to that is "lol wat?"

J'onn doesn't need defending, I just made a comment on his awesome I don't care face. Rather than make yet another stupid Batman is/vs Chuck Norris "joke", t hat is all. Oh and a quick scroll down the comments said your wrong.

[9ssgoku]

@CrimsomS Lol, overreacting much? xD Don't be jealous just because you can't find a reason to own Batman. Instead, you praise all the others, because that's the best you can do. xD

[CrimsomS]

@9ssgoku Jeez that's like the fifth time in a month I make a comment that's over two sentences long and I get told that I'm overeating of getting mad or something. :/ Oh and the rest of your comment made no sense...just saying.

[9ssgoku]

@CrimsomS Lol I was just kidding about the overreacting part, it was to tick you off. Guess it worked xD Oh, and the rest of my comment makes perfect sense, it's not my fault if you're too stupid to fathom it lol xD

[hydrolito]

@9ssgoku Jonn doesn't need defending if they existed he could easily stop Batman.

[9ssgoku]

@hydrolito Was anyone talking to you? Lol bitch please, if anyone's answer to the Batman is a super-powered punch, then they are truly pathetic. If they can't attack with their brains, like the Bat does, they aren't powerful enough. And YOU, fuck off. This argument was over long ago. Nobody cares anymore. xD

[playadelrey100]

@9ssgoku Nice

[Xylarxcode]

That venom was just a placebo. They didn't need to use it on him, but they did it anyway cause all the other heroes would have needed it. Batman was already cured long before they administered it. He just pretended he wasn't to spare their feelings.

[hellofraaance]

Wow, Batman's hands reach down to his knees

[Foxstab]

@hellofraaance 1:18, upper thighs, just like the rest of us.

[MrKevin486]

"Unless you want to try and stop me"

MartianManhunter "NOPE.jpg"

[module15]

Being Batman alone is super

[AsianInvasionYaY]

"Unless you want to try and stop me"

"............NOPE YOUR BATMAN"

[TheWorstWarlock]

Batman: Boo hoo, my mummy and daddy got murdered!

J'onn: My wife, my kid, my entire species were destroyed.

Batman: .....

[Foxstab]

@TheWorstWarlock Lobo: ...and I was the one to genocide them!

Joker: ...man you're psychotic, you know that? You should go seek help!

[TheWorstWarlock]

@Foxstab That would be a hilarious meeting.

[theabomation]

Yes and J'onn is still more happy then Batman @TheWorstWarlock

[iinfiiniitii]

@TheWorstWarlock

very true however the important factor is that, j'onn dealt with that as a man, batman had to deal with it at the age of 7/8...

[TheWorstWarlock]

@iinfiiniitii Even if you factor in the age difference, Jo'nn still had it harder. I bet before I'm done typing this, hundreds of kids will have been orphaned, and how many of them will be as financially secure as Bruce Wayne. Many will be living on the streets or go into the system.

[TheJoeyrules93]

@iinfiiniitii SOME say its harder as a man because you've known them longer, etc etc. But the loss doesnt feel any less painful. I wonder if J'onn ever talked to Batman about all this. :)

[BreakerDSX]

No....

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[MrRetlav]

If Batman had superpowers it wouldnt be fair for the villains of every single world, dimension and/or galaxy...

Batman is already OP...

[blackhalo317]

@MrRetlav

I know right? If Batman had powers, there would be no need for the Justice League!

[TheSilverPhoenix100]

oh please that antidote didnt do shit..the venom just knew better

[smileyface925]

@devinhades..... shhh He can hear you...

[oldjeff100]

thats batman for you got drugged up and still wants to go and can make superman shits himself with a glare and to top it all off he can just do what the fuck he wants why BECAUSE HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN

[Harryscarvlogs]

no powers? you want to try being batman and a multibillionaire businessman?

[drumster15]

Bruce wayne is chuck norris in disgui...wait no he isnt he is the ruler of the dark he iss...BATMAN!!

[Benjamin568]

Batman is Chuck Norris' mentor.

[AznNiceGuy101]

batman has powers...his bat stare :D

[FaustXII]

@AznNiceGuy101 And it's even more powerful than a FUS RO DAH or an arrow to the knee. Or Chuck.

[rocketpunchgo1]

The last ten seconds is what it's all about.

[VforVisitor]

Batman(no powers): I"m taking the shuttle unless you want to try to stop me?!

Martian Manhunter(Powers): *Moves the fuk out of the way*

[hydrolito]

@VforVisitor Manhunter's thoughts I could swat this guy like a fly but why bother?

[MrGurthanthoclops]

Fucking HONEY BADGER!

[ZanethCraft]

NO! (plz dont hurt me batman) 0.0

[NJohnGA10]

its because his the only who doesn't need any super powers

[TheWorstWarlock]

@NJohnGA10 No, he just needs billions of dollars.

[ThePizzadawg]

@NJohnGA10 that's actually a great point, frankly, being so rich and smart, Batman could probably give himself a few superpowers (get a powering? easy. super strength by genetic drugs? Sure. Recreate the Flash experiment? Child play to DA BATMAN), but he just didn't see the need!

[hydrolito]

@ThePizzadawg Death by steriod overdose. Blow up a lab with a lightning bolt bye bye batbrain either way.

[Waywardpaladin]

@ThePizzadawg It is interesting, he does break out power armor and the such when needed, but then stops using it. Maybe because he's afraid he'd kill someone.

[DeathDealer1997]

no special powers? HE'S BATMAN, THAT'S HIS POWER!!!

[Ben82077]

J'oon: "You're a valued member of this Team.

Batman: There's no "I" In Team Batman

[logandh2]

batmans power is that hes BATMAN!

[Spid3rFr3ak]

He took the ship LIKE A BOSS

[Rand00mThing]

I'm glad Batman decided not to take orders from Superman... After all, he knows best why kids watches this show: IT'S HIM, JUST BECAUSE OF BATMAN!

[yokiyokiay]

Dude, Batman has the power of money, the same power Tony Stark has.

[tehubernessofuber]

@yokiyokiay Yuuuup. Batman is in the top 5 richest people on the planet xD If he needed to, he could buy his own watch tower and fund the production of an army of super soldiers.

[victim109]

no powers? Being the GODDAMMED BATMAN is a power

[AnonymousSpriter]

Nope.avi

[bombermanp978]

batman can make anyone his bitch XD

[serby86]

chuck norris is batman's little brother

[TheSenshi17]

batman DOES have powers: intimidating them into submission and traumatizing them for years to come, why else would lex and the rest of the villains dont wanna mess with him?

[CkrizToGamer]

Human > Superhumans and aliens.

[TheComicBookJoker]

Superman and the Martian Manhunter gave this thumbs down.

[lukestarkiller441]

1:12

That's Batman's superpower, bitch!

[TheSpawnfan]

Superman: "That venom almost killed you"

Batman: "So? i don't fear death fool. Who do you think i am? you? if you haven't noticed I AM BATMAN!"

[LupusSapienPro]

if batman had any powers it would be over kill

[LupusSapienPro]

man hunter said he was the only member without powers yet he backed down real quick huh?

[GeneralFerdinand]

If you read Booster Gold series I like how when there was no Batman in the JL and how he proved so valuable to the JL that without Batman Trigon ruled Earth

[StormTrooper2814]

I like how he says, "...TRY and stop me." and not "... and stop me."

[IzzyStinson]

lollllll. hahahahahaha batman rules!!!!!

[SaltShakerz93]

Batman with superpowers is too OP to exist.

[BalmungSama0]

Batman: almost died, still recovering, non-powered.

Stares down the alien ubermensch until he backs down.

[HansHenrikPwn]

Superman: Bite me!

[jackisabeastandstuff]

Couldnt martion manhunter just read the guy theyre interogatings mind?

[SpoonWitMe]

I like how even though they're being medically treated, these guys keep their costumes on...Dedication to the Superhero Cause ;)

[AlphaRed5]

@SpoonWitMe I bet they keep it on when they... well... you know... get supa freakeh.

[Pakoz13]

nanananananananannanana BATMAAAAAN!

[silversoul69]

i've been watching all these cool Batman vids for about 3 hours now and THIS is what made me say to myself: "that's it, B-man has no powers coz he IS the power..."

P.S. on a side note, don't you think batman could be an excellent Green Lantern?! i mean with the will power thingy bla bla

[Arnulfosince1989]

@silversoul69 he'd be an unstoppable green lantern TIGHT!!!!

[HansHenrikPwn]

@silversoul69 in order to check batman's mind, the green thing has to read batmans mind... batman's mind is not a nice place

[Rngel]

@silversoul69 you don't give Batman superpowers serch it.

[DCRaider2011]

@silversoul69 I think Batman DID become a Green Lantern in the comics once, and as I understand, the results were not pretty ...

[PetersaberHD]

@DCRaider2011 what happened?

[PaulAnt2008]

@PetersaberHD I'm not sure, but think about it - a Green Lantern's ring is powered by willpower, and Batman is easily one of the most powerful DC heroes with regards to willpower. Even Hal Jordan would quake in his boots!

[Nervakis]

@PaulAnt2008 they did give him a lantern ring, ONCE! He was banned by the Lantern Corps from ever having one again

[znjfl]

@DCRaider2011 It was non canon but yeah,nasty shit :D

He also had a yellow power ring once,thats even worse cuz that ring is more powerfull the more your enemys are afraid of you ^^

[RealAwesoma]

lol "No"

[oler93]

anybody know what episode this is?

[oneperson2person]

I think Martian let's Batman go without a fight because he is generally less confrontational and ultimately lets people decide what to do for themselves. However, I found the argument between Superman and Batman to be quite funny.

Superman: you almost died

Batman: So?

Superman: So, you're staying here

Batman: Death glare

not exactly what I'd call a reasoned argument on either side.

[year2kill2010]

To all the extreme chuck norris joke fans. Batman can beat chuck norris therefore there is no need for him.

[ginnoveffect]

He IS resting, Manhunter. He's not kicking anyone's ass.

[DPikachuZX]

I fucking hate people who knock on Batman because "in realistic situations...". PLEASE, Batman is MORE unrealistic than Superman or Martian Manhunter. Batman is a rich guy with abilities that can somehow keep him ABOVE most of the other leaguers.

I'd sooner believe Aliens from Earth have super abilities then a man dressed as a Bat that can fight said aliens from earth with super abilities.

[TheREALforeverone]

@DPikachuZX Batman is only a comicbook character. Relax.

[DPikachuZX]

@TheREALforeverone Yep because fictional characters aren't up for debate like sports, music, or anything else JUST BECAUSE it's in comics :/ Jeez man, let people rant.

[TheREALforeverone]

Notice Batman didn't do anything until Superman left the room. Batman is Superman's sidekick for a reason.

[ginnoveffect]

@TheREALforeverone You misinterpreted. Superman had to leave the room because the BatGlare was too much for him.

[TheREALforeverone]

@ginnoveffect HAHAHAHAHA!!! good one. :P

[LiLNetworker]

"No"

[mooper11]

Superman "...the Venom almost killed you!"

Batman: "So?"

Me: XD

[RoyalMessup]

Martian Manhunter knows what's good for him

[Xtheemowolf]

Manhunter "Your a valued member of this team and"

Batman "Member? I AM THE TEAM!"

[coalkendd]

@Xtheemowolf WIN

[jackinthafreaks]

J'onn and Superman disliked this

[ScreamingScallop]

MM could've floored Bats, but didn't want to harm him further.

Also, writers gonna write. Seriously, I know it's cartoons and superheroes and all that, but in any remotely realistic situation, the unprotected no-powers guy with the hardcore mental issues who never sleeps is going to be a danger to himself and others.

Y'know, nobody can "own" anyone after Copperhead puts them in intensive care. So, until Superman gets his ass kicked by Tweedledum and Tweedledee...

[KyleLocke]

Batman has a special power, the Batman Glare.

[RossSimsProductions]

Batman is why there's no Chuck Norris in the DC universe.

[nickoli1993]

@RossSimsProductions the resulting hole in reality would destroy us all

[TheSinningclown]

@RossSimsProductions i thought batman WAS chuck norris in disguise :x

[Afroman6912]

@RossSimsProductions Lies. Batman is Chuck Norris. Every Universe is different remember? This Universe has Bruce Wayne. Our Universe has Chuck Norris.

[oiram101]

@RossSimsProductions

That was Chuck Norris

[LostLink05]

@RossSimsProductions

That just made my day.

[XxEpicEzioxX]

@RossSimsProductions cos he's the equivilent of chuck frickin norris. :)

[OmegaPisces]

@XxEpicEzioxX Nah, he IS Chuck Norris in a Bruce Wayne suit in a Batman suit.

[Zeruckiven]

@RossSimsProductions Chuck Norris is a smart guy. He knows when to step down. The smartest villain in Batman actually learned quite well from Chuck Norris.

[orgixvi3]

@RossSimsProductions Batman killed Chuck Norris

[DevinHades]

Fuck Chuck Norris.

[Zeratul723]

Lol..... why is he still wearing his costume while he's on the medical table?

[SuperMamat1000]

When Batman squints, you know shit's about to go down.

[Tahkaullus01]

Superpowers stand no chance against the Batglare.