Hardly Working: Cool English Teacher 2

[OMFGDmanrules]

The teacher has a sad, sad life.

[Beautifuldarkness2]

Did anyone notice that he called Sara sir at 0:23?

[lyric142]

God I hated teachers like this.

[schnisha95]

i bet he messed up the takes on the scene with sarah so many times.... on purpose...

[PuReBeAst0]

Poor Dan at 2:00

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

When Dan touched Sarah boob, he might just have taken it over and over again. :P

[LegoCritic]

I want more of this series....

[animepro100]

past tense of shakespear ....shookspear........so were the spear shakers....the spear chokers....lol....get it

[animepro100]

hahahah the nipple part was just epic........he shudve twirled it .....hahahah jajajajajaj im goin craazZZYYYYYY nipple.....NIPPLE.......NIPPLE­EEE!!!!!!!!!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ­AJAJAJAJA

[MineMurphydog]

@animepro100 have you taken your pills?

[animepro100]

@MineMurphydog umm...i dunno...0_0 need help!!!

[MineMurphydog]

@animepro100 just follow my instructions

1) go to an asy... happy place

2) put on the nice str... sweater

3) move into solita... the safe room

4) wait for me.

[animepro100]

@MineMurphydog im dere......

[MHD1323]

2:00 is the funniest thing ever

[blade3337]

So no one else has noticed the names of the top commenters? Fu and Ok. Fuok. Fuck.

[DanielJacksonJ]

hilarious black joke!!!!!

[ursawarrior619]

its funnier because the last girls name is cockenberg... im not kidding

[alexo1234ss1]

are you serious.........bro! we're the only people in the room!

[KaptainKlancy]

Shooken?

[Crazy3ZyKiller]

@Norocmor you are are a sucking flut.

[kountPHERLOCKula]

1:55 i found that really fuckin funny

[123456789robbie]

that blonde girl is so beautiful

[TheLugz15]

I love when the top comments ruin the last joke of the video....

[alexo1234ss1]

That's gonna be a formal complaint

We're the only ones in the room!

Two best parts

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

0:34 "No Adults Allowed" so that means everyone is breaking the rules. I like how Dan thinks.

[kitfisto522]

"what can I do for you sir" he says to sarah

[SandvichDAT]

@kitfisto522 watch sarahs bit in mothers day

[SmierPier12]

I love when Dan is crying!!!! Hahahaha!!!!

[Daydreamer1083]

this cat seriously has issues!

[pivotmastersds]

,,,i had to read othello...

[armyofnuggets]

You give me a cinnabon, lol

[TriforceOfYoshi]

Dans a lucky fucker.

[mcfatsoejt]

not as good as the 1st but still hilarius

[laeyZ]

blonde girl is so hot ><

[TranslatorCarminum]

@laeyZ I know! Right? She seriously doesn't get enough screen time!

[finpeura]

i love dan C:

[SovereignPheonix]

Lol the real spearchuckers. What a dumbass

[machinamawatcher]

I swear, this guy is acting EXACTLY like my 8th grade science teacher.

[Norocmorth]

@machinamawatcher so he was a paedophile?

[KingMonk10]

@Norocmorth No. He was a pedophile. Spell properly next time, slut.

[Norocmorth]

@KingMonk10 Fucking cunt.

[KingMonk10]

@Norocmorth Of course cunts are what you think about, you're a slut!

[Norocmorth]

@KingMonk10 Fucking slut.

[KingMonk10]

@Norocmorth Is that what sluts say to themselves in the mirror to get them in the "zone"? Well, you doing a pretty good job.

[Norocmorth]

@KingMonk10 Fucking slut.

[KingMonk10]

@Norocmorth Don't want to practice TOO much now, you might lose your slut-iness.

[noelg30]

SUSANNA WOLFF!

[FuckMyLife66666]

did anyone else see the "no adults aloud" fort at :31

[JennyissoAwesomelike]

Omg I love dan

[sittingification]

C. LIT

[THETYZONE]

you said cinnamon twice

you said cinnamon twice

[ROFlyoshi]

Cinnanon... Cimmon... fuck I can't even write it correctly!

[noelg30]

2:02 wait for it...YES!

[thesadoptimist]

at 1:35 does he have a boner?

[Gamergirlsulaiman]

@thesadoptimist haha no there's just something in his pocket. at least i hope so

[Wiiware2568]

@SincereCreature No Spearchucker is a racial slur for black people, like the n-word

[Nyanih]

Oh dan you lovable son of a bitch.

[WolfLikeWe]

Okay, sooo.....English teachers aren't supposed to touch boobs???

I'm going to kill that son of a bitch.

[56BC67PO90]

id dfukc her!

[ym54444]

@MrTechTechman as many times as i replayed it (btw thats alot)

[Gutsman1986]

Synonym..Cinnamon...Synonym..C­innamon...Synonym..Cinnamon...­Synonym..

Cinnamon.... LET'S GET DRUNK AND F**K!! xD

[SincereCreature]

"ah that's gonna be a... formal complaint" lol what did that imply what's the joke? can anyone tell me? seems funny... ROFLMAO

[TJankris]

@SincereCreature He said: Let's be the spear-shakers to the student.

[SincereCreature]

@TJankris so? :D

[TJankris]

@SincereCreature So the other guy (behind the glass) heard that the teacher wants his student to "shake his spear", if you know what i mean

[SincereCreature]

@TJankris I see, that's what I thought :D

[TheGgspec]

lol

[ThcMadness]

so he won a million bucks for playing a basball game?

[fu1251]

Cinnamon

Synonym

Cinnamon

Synonym

Cinnamon

Synonym

Cinnamon

Synonym

Let's just get drunk and f**k!

[SincereCreature]

@fu1251 what's a cinnamon lol

[Bassmastasnake33]

@fu1251 thank you, we can all watch the video

[pinkjaguar12]

i like that blonde girl....she's funny and cute :)

[Soluzz]

@pinkjaguar12 sh9e said about 3 word during the entire video....

[DaveDooval]

@pinkjaguar12 funny BECAUSE shes cute :)

[Stinoism]

@pinkjaguar12 awww someone's in love :)

[murdernumber222]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SOOO HILARIOUS

[pinkmusiicluva]

My English teacher came into class and shouted "EVERYBODY LOVES PENIS!"

[PressLtoLP]

0:36 LUCKY!

[ThaHappyHebrew]

If your gonna say cinnamon twice, just say it once.

If your gonna say cinnamon twice, just say it once.

[Cutekid98]

@ThaHappyHebrew thats not cool and people that give you a thumbs up are idiots

[YourGuideToGrammar]

@ThaHappyHebrew "if *you're*"

[ok2431]

I think Dan wrote this script just to touch Sarah nipple

[WatchMeSpore]

@ok2431 If Dan really wrote the script, he would've made the awkward pause longer.

[123456789robbie]

@ok2431 i would

[Masterpivot292]

1:20 these videos are the only ones where this girl appears. I've never seen her in any other CH video

[roadburner228]

@Masterpivot292 she an intern

[heronoki]

LETS JUST GET DRUNK AND FUCK!

[dancestarabc]

in the scene with pat you can see the Euripedes book from Jake and Amir: Resolutions :)

[SuperRandomToast]

1:50 - 2:03 is why i love dan.

[holadios08]

@SuperRandomToast

0:00 - 2:12 is why I love Dan.

[sgsgwannabe]

he called sarah sir LOL

[MildGamer001]

lol Contemporary.Literature that is awsome thank you for making my day.

[Marcusfeb]

drunk on cinnamon!!!!!!!!!!

[TrueTacticia]

pause at :38

[SerenityM16]

Y'know, I never heard spear chucker till Boondocks.

[123LilSerb123]

@AmurricanDude theres a cool english teacher 3....WHERE SLUT..lollolol

[1patrickryan]

U see her smile at the end

[13THELUCKY13]

Contemporary Literature.

[bobby1291]

Funniest cry ever

[sdmfsdmfn]

Deathaxel is a fucking idiot drunk dipshit

[Deathaxel1998]

Let's get drung and fuck haha lol they are hilarious

[hrondraco1]

Dan has touched Sarah's right boob in multiple videos now lol

[lolcakesoverlolcats]

@hrondraco1 which ones D:

[EmberDeathApples14]

i love english class. :0 .....dont touch my boob.

[Juoplify]

you give me a cinnamon, er, cinnamon.

[BrandonWheelr]

Dan is funny as fuck.

[CHINTASTICQuesadilla]

Let's just get drunk and fuck new life motto

[KrippleKicker]

Spear chucker! or wait..



[ifellupthestairs]

"lets just get drunk and fuck" why cant my sexy TA say that to me? :(

[dobermangrl]

cool english teacher got blocked

[ArnyBoy]

The minutes 1:25 to 1:34 were veeery reminiscent of the kind of humor that you would see in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia :D especially with Charlie.

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@rgktexas7 i think sam is better :P

[MAKKEBAKKE]

Dan is the best, nuf said.

[bboybram]

Last sentence is normally my opening sentence?

[gwap01]

that blonde girl is hot, so is that short haired chick

[Antwon9027]

Cinnamon synonym cinnamon synonym

Cinnamon synonym cinnamon synonym

Cinnamon synonym cinnamon synonym

Let's just get drunk and F**k

LOL

[MrHippyhead]

listen this is a safe space, O.K. in here nothing can hurt you, in here we're invincible

*stabs himself*

OWWWWWWWWWW F**K OH F**K OW OW

I almost died laughing

[mkb285]

@AmurricanDude Thumbs up if your spamming the same same comment on every episode of the series :)

[JoshBraunz]

I died when he was crying with the annoying blowy thing in his mouth xD

[Khyrid]

I'm so glad the top comment isn't some idiot quoting the video for once.

[yamarati]

these are WAY too funny!! lets see him hang out with amir-

[HaveNoFearTomIsHere]

i came from number 3

[MusicLuvah23]

@HaveNoFearTomIsHere thats what she said

[HaveNoFearTomIsHere]

@MusicLuvah23 hahha:L

[JourneyRehp]

when you say cinnamon twice, only say it once.

when you say cinnamon twice, only say it once.

[WoHanNi]

this is my last college humor for today I SWEAR

[herpderp280]

Dan Gurwich is number 1 in my top 5 favorite college humor actors.

[Rubr1k]

From 0:36 into the video I envy Dan...

[MrRossipoo]

0:54 like if u thought at first the guy was chris brown

[MrRoyboy96]

I knew he'd have a breakdown

[Tempdoom]

"cinnamon ...err cinnamon"

"...you just said cinnamon twice"

[HawkzTube]

"O KAY IT IS TIME FOR A POP QUIZ" LMFAO!

[TheOnlyFTS]

Looks like Streeter has competition for 'best actor in CollegeHumor'

[lizzielonglegs]

The sad thing is my English teacher is the absolute opposite of this.

He's such a douche, but I'd prefer him to this guy.

Maybe.

[Gallo1307]

i love reading C.LIT

[xmichiganfanx]

And this is why English sucks...

[Simas120kmh]

lets just get drunk n fuck

[Icanhasoboe]

so can i still try and rape everyone?

[dotchoo]

@Icanhasoboe yep.

[ccami432]

1:58 is hilarious - one of my fav parts of this vid

[1968DodgePolara]

@XSpectre118X There should be a option skip button on ALL adds . We all should have the control what we want to watch not force us to watch it or buy crap. If I want to watch an add or looking to buy something then I will click onto it on the side bar on this channel or U tube site don't mess with the videos we click to watch. Yeah your right damm 2011 Jeep and beer crap. :D

[Juggadoosh]

@1968DodgePolara It's how Youtube and the pages such as College Humor gets funded dude. Jeep or Bud Light pay them to put their ads up. If you "skip" the ads, the company's see no point in giving Youtube money. Therefore, no more Youtube.

[1968DodgePolara]

Yes that's true Dude but there is adds all over side of the video for you too click on if you want to know more. There plenty of commercial pop ups on the Video too see but going to far with it want be long before that's all you see is 10 min's of commercial and 2 min Video before the Video too play. That's why I quit watching TV .

[Invisodude]

@1968DodgePolara of course, but not everyone is looking at the side of this screen, thats why they put ads on the jumbo tron at basketball games, the youtube video is the center of attention, thus, perfect ad space

[barrak101]

280 Lame teachers disliked this

[PODSpecial]

LOL! C. LIT

[TheSinfulEnd]

syninimanins ah fuck lets just get drunk...

[tyler2935]

press 7 then 9 for double whats

[MrEpon69]

I love these three sketches, because he keeps hitting on that blond chick .

[FOOPSPY123]

lol 2:00

[UltimatePotato1]

Let's just get drunk and fuck!

[myrealnameislevi]

@UltimatePotato1 STUPID FAT HOBBIT! U RUINS IT!

[WixkedLovy]

Am I the only one who notice the "NO ADULTS ALLOWED" sign?

[ItsTheNintendude]

Press nine for the lolz

[MAKKEBAKKE]

Best ending ever

[okecko]

hahahahahaha

[HeadmasterPrime5]

C. LIT

[immarnel]

TOUCHES SARAH'S BOOBS. BONERRRRR!!!.

[rabbitohsbestfan]

@immarnel he is one lucky man

[Edgart777]

LETS JUST GET DRUNK AND FUCK!

[RatKeeperDude]

I really wish people would thumb down these goddamn sexist comments.

[natef8able]

please respond to this but i honestly dont think that rape is all that funny...

[benerban]

@natef8able wtf it isn't rape, they're just getting drunk and fucking. That's almost more her fault than his

[KieCuster]

@natef8able It's pretty funny. You have no sense of humor.

[MitsuruXIII]

there needs to be less Dan and more Sam. PLEASE!

[Mikimijify]

This really isn't that funny

[FroRadio]

lmao@spear chuckers..."thats gonna be a formal complaint"

[HinataLuYawneOe]

I like reading, I should look into this C.lit.