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  • The lead actress looks like she's been bashed one too many times with the butt-end of an ugly gun.

  • @Yapshire That seems unnecessarily harsh.

  • @OonaCanute So was this movie.

  • @OonaCanute she looks constipated to me

  • lol "Oh, he's growing pot."

  • Look, you're second choice. Accept it!

  • You're second choice accept it! It's the robots I hired to do the yard work (how coincidental since there was just a short of that). And you forgot your baby! It's Mickey and he's wearing pants today! He sat on her head! It was a rainy day... and he shot her. Then a lion jumped out and shot her, at least that's what Eric said (that's ridiculous)! Apparently it started to rain really hard... then she got dead. ANYWAY HOW ARE YOU!? Oh he's growing pot.

  • "lumps of discharge destroy beautiful innocent robots all the time"

  • I LOVE it when either (or both) of the robots cry (esp. Servo). Cracks me up no end.

    Mickey reminds me of Torgo from Manos, the Hands of Fate.

  • @rem2267 ♪♫Charred fingers♪♫! Oh thanks I got to go (Torgo runs away)!

  • In Biology when we were learning about the digestive system, every time my professor mentioned 'bolis', I thought of his host segment. XD

    "This is all gunk that sloughed off Mickey." LOL EW

  • He DOES look like Goat Boy, HA!!!

  • man, the reverend literally almost got owned on film with that ladder. hahah

  • "Mrs. Snow"

    "Yes dear?"

    "Shut up"

  • children love to hang drapes

  • "And you forgot your baby!"

  • 6:05 Van Gogh's "HowwDEEE!" great Minnie Pearl reference

  • 6:05 Van Gogh's "HowwDEEE!" great Minnie Pearl reference

  • Wait, why is the "reverend" dressed up as a Catholic priest? He can't be a priest, he's married. Were the people who worked on this film really that dense?

    ... then again these are the same people who thought that this tripe could frighten a person to death...

  • "Oh man, it's like a buffet of victims, I don't even know where to start."

  • "You're just in time to enter our wonderful, clay-based world of whimsy and wonder..."

    "Where under the surface lurks a rat's nest of seeding violence and hatred...Whee!"

    "Hooray!"

  • I want a shirt that says "this is what happens in the real world!" with a picture of a Gumby destroying a robot.

  • 4:50

    posible torgo reference

    *woop**woop**woop*

  • I often wonder if Peggy Webber (Jenny) has often been typecasted as troubled or depressed women in movies back then in the 50's and 60's. She has similar characteristics in Space Children, too.

  • @RichterTheEternal I've thought the same thing too. I wonder if a bit of research is in order. You go first ;D

  • @atownie1 Hmmm....Nah. LOL.

  • @RichterTheEternal Dang. I guess it'll never be answered. Do you want that hanging over your head? Do you? I think not.

  • @atownie1 Aw, come on...This girl was born in 1925 for crying out loud. I'd have to watch every single one of her films and TV shows back when she was a young woman up to recently to see if she has that same depressed persona.

  • @RichterTheEternal Okay, I did a TEENSY bit of research, and it seems that she does have a bit of talent playing overly morose, depressed woman. There, I took time out of studying to answer do your research for you. Happy now?

    ;D Hugs hun!

  • @atownie1 LOL. It was on the back of my mind, though. Thanks. :)

  • The Torgo like goat sounds for Mickey are great.

  • "poor mickey"...he's so fine he blows my mind..poor mickey.

  • "Hey look, you're second choice... accept it!" LMAO

  • "PLease Mike, just work the lumps!".......

    How many times have we heard that?

  • Oh, great, another Torgo!

  • 6:04 Van Gogh's HOWDEEE!!!! LOL!!

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  • Mrs Snow...

    Yes, dear?

    ... shut up.

  • "How did she lose them?"

    "She sat them on top of the car and then drove away" lol...

  • It disturbs me that my name is Eric and there is a  fair resemblance to me as well.

  • Mickey. He's a wide awake nightmare.

  • That segment was amazingly funny...love the voices of the 'lumps'!

  • OMG.... I LOOOVE DIZZY GRIZZLIES!

  • and you forgot your baby!

  • "Van Gogh's "HOWDY!" "

  • "Mickey's a WIDE AWAKE NIGHTMARE!"

  • I thought this movie was original, at least, until I learned from a film buff friend that there was a 1948 movie called "Portrait of Jennie" starring Joseph Cotten as a struggling artist who falls in love with the subject of his finest work. Her name is Jennie, and she dies in a boating accident. There's no creepy gardener or second wife or reference to a Henry James novel, but Jennifer Jones, who plays Jennie, is the same "type" as Marion and Jennie.

  • Mickey looks kinda like Dr. McCoy in his first appearance in the new Star Trek reboot movie, when he's drunk and unkempt.

  • THIS is my favorite thing about the internet. XD <3 SOOOOOOOOOOOO RAD!!!!!!

  • JUST WORK THE LUMPS!

  • Mrs Snow?

    Yes, dear?

    "Shut up." LOL.

  • My husband loves ME mostly, though, right?

  • "You forgot your baby!"

    LOL Great timing.

  • I gotta say, Mickey's actually kinda cute. It's kind of funny that the appearance that indicated "NOT QUITE THERE CRAZY PANTS WHO DOESN'T WASH" would nowadays indicate "lead singer".

  • Nice Torgo references.

  • 9:25 f She died in the water - as she lived.

    9:31 f Evidently, he's a Marion man.

  • Up to this point in the movie it was 'my dead wife this my dead wife that' and finally he says 'don't talk about dead people around my living wife'. Yeah.

  • I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard that I was crying.

  • "My wife and I have an understanding."

  • While I was watching this, I caught myself wondering why Pearl has to stop the movie for the host segments. Surely it would be more torturous without the breaks?

    So I repeated to myself "It's just a show, I should really just relax".

  • @cuppajoe99

    My theory is watching the movie without breaks would actually kill them.

  • Hey I don't think Mickeys Hair looks that bad. Especially in the back.

  • @MissesD123 I actually looked up the actress just the other day to see if it was the same girl! It was not.

  • Mrs. Snow (1:02) looks like the friend "Peg" from the "Is this love?" short!

  • 3:45

    "Please Mike, just work the lumps!"

    That's what she said, woo!

  • "Oh what is that!?"

    Its the robots I hired to do the yardwork.

  • "Mickey's a wide awake nightmare"

  • lol what's a Dizzy Grizzly?

  • @Shogunelite I think they're bear shaped cookies. I seem to recall them from my childhood. I don't think they sell them anymore. 

  • WORK THE LUMPS!!!

  • "Hey it's Mickey, and he put on pants today!"

  • Isn't hiring guys like Mickey what led to the Elizabeth Smart kidnapping?

    When will people learn?!?

  • No! Mike, this is what happens in the real world! Horrid lumps of discharge destroy beautiful innocent robots with impunity laughing all the way!! WAH! AH HAHAHA

  • @ 3:50 the voicework is brilliant.

    p.s. machbaby is gay

  • I have only one thing to say about this film....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • I'm gonna go rotate the hostages.

  • "let's just say, she was riddled with bullets."

  • Children Love to hang drapes

  • "Look, I made a moustache with your hair."

  • Whoa! Did Servo say "horrid globes of discharge"? XDDDD Ewwwwww, I won't be able to look at Gumby the same way again.

  • I have a feeling, upon first viewing, that this is going to be like a bad version of "Rebecca".

  • I have a feeling, a

  • Mickey's haircut is very fashion-forward. It would have looked great in the late 80s.

  • Poor Mickey. He's so fine, he blows my mind. Poor Mickey.

  • "It's the robots I hired to do the yard work."

  • Mickey, Torgo, Mikey.... There's always a retarded, socially inept, and freakish weirdo in these bad movies. . . and they usually steal the movie from the 'protagonists.'

  • @JoshieDoozie Don't forget about Ortego (not sure how you spell it).

  • You know, I'm sure Mickey's haircut was to make him look like an unkempt slob of a man by 1950's standards, but nowadays it's pretty normal looking isn't it?

  • "It was a rainy day..."

    "...and he shot her."

    "She left to go up to the house for a few minutes..."

    "and a lion jumped out and shot her, at least thats what Eric said."

    "The way we pieced it together after the accident was..."

    "...she got shot."

    "Apparently it began to rain very hard."

    "and she got dead."

    xD that has got to be one of the funniest moments in MST3K ever

  • @Bayview05 I couldn't stop laughing

  • @Bayview05 "Anyway, how are you???" hahaha crow.

  • 6:28 "I went someplace and I'm sad!" Hahaha, that was the worst cut ever.

  • 2:50-4:40, that is cinematic gold. One of the top ten best comedy moments in TV history.

  • Perhaps she slipped on a leaf?!

  • @TheLastMonarch I have the cheap ones when you touch it to much it flips over so you can imagine when you put the cup on the car a few turns and the cup flips off and you finally notice when you stop to get something that it is gone and coffee stains on the roof of your car. haha. Twice!

  • "...we'd drop by and bring you something for dinner"

    tick

    tick

    tick

    tick

  • I went someplace and I'm sad.

    "You see..."

    I bilocate.

    "How did she lose them?"

    She set them on top of the car and drove off.

  • "How did she lose them?

    She set them on top of the car and then drove off!"\

    MST3000 has some of the GREATEST Quotes EVER!

    Also I do that all the time with my coffee in the morning.

  • Laughed sooo hard at the

    Movie: How did she die?

    -Let's just say she was riddled with bullets...

    Movie: It was a rainy day...

    - and he shot her

    Omg I was crying at that part idk why :')

  • PLEASE MIKE, JUST WORK THE LUMPS.

    When taken out of context, that makes no sense, and sounds more than a little dirty. In context....its even more ridiculous.

  • I aM MIcKEy I TAKe cARe of ThE PLacE wHiLE ThE MAsteR iS aWaY!

  • @3:10 they described The Rock of Love show

  • Someone needs to do a comic with Bolus and Horsefly

  • I beg your pardon...  I never promised you some rose clippings...

  • Mickey's hot

  • "Oh, it's the robots I hired to do the yardwork"

  • Peggy Webber's whole being just screams "pinched".

  • Well, I better go rotate the hostages.

  • Why did one of the robots just scrawl "ROBOT" on teh side of the house?

  • @lobsopdoy They ran out of pig's blood before they could write "RUMP".

  • Tom must have a little Napoleonic complex (pun intended). I mean, there's no way his statuette should be as tall as crow's statuette!

  • One of my favorite MST3K lines ever: "Oh man it's like a BUFFET of victims!"

  • Mmmmm, Dizzy Grizzly's were frickin delicious!!! Too bad they don't sell them anymore... T.T

  • "micky" belongs in the usual suspects.

  • Those leaves sure are dangerous! o-o;;

  • What's a dizzy grizzly?

  • @tripoli911 A kind of cookie that was shaped like a bear. They were really bad for you as they had icing and sprinkles on one side.

  • "he's so fine he blows my mind poor Micky..."

  • God bless MST3k, even though I think this script was okay. Horribly boring, but okay.

  • "please mike just WORK. THE. LUMPS"

    "well i better go rotate the hostages"

    "yeah children love to hang drapes"

    "oh man is like a buffet of victims"

  • I occasionally don't quite get why they laugh at certain things, like at 6:42, but I ALWAYS feel compelled to laugh along with them every time!

  • @amcint01 I think it's the sheer clumsiness of the dialogue....there's not a convincing actor in this whole stupid film.

  • @amcint01

    Mrs. Snow: "So many men when they lose a wife they try so hard to deny the loss they marry someone exactly like the first wife. Hardly seems fair using the living to bring back the dead, does it?

    Eric: "No I suppose it doesn't."

    I'm laughing just reading that!

  • @amcint01

    I think another reason is because the camera switches shots in an awkward way, with them staring into space and showing only one face at a time lol.

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  • @PerfectKirby

    It's also because certain parts of those speeches were obviously filmed at different times and places, but the editors failed to realize that when piecing the film together. Look behind them when it zooms in on their heads; you'll see that the house is now suddenly a forest.

  • Mickey's a wide-awake nightmare!

  • When Crow does his clay voice he kinda sounds like Weebl.

  • "Hey look your second choice, exept it." 00:04

    "Look, I made a musteache with your hair." 00:23

    "Tickticktickticktickticktick" 1:19

    "He's so fine he blows my mind poor Micky." 1:51

    "My wife and I have an understanding." 5:53

    "She set them on top of the car and drove off." 7:28

    "Lets just say she was rittled with bullets." 8:31

    "Anyway how are you?" 9:12

  • "Oh, he's growing pot."

  • "How did she lose her parents?"

    "She set them on top of the car and then drove off."

  • he's so fine he blows my mind hey mickey

  • This is like the book/movie/musical "Rebecca"...only there's a skull in it.

  • @LaDracul I was thinking the exact same thing, lol. The Du Maurier estate should have sued.

  • Please mike! Just work the lumps!

  • The husband reminds me of the psychologist from The Undead blended with the drunk guy from Bloodlust.

  • @rowsdowr2 Now if we can fuse him genetically with Old Man Crenshaw from BOGGY CREEK 2...

  • @rowsdowr2 His brother (IRL) was the doctor in the Amazing Colossal Man

  • 7:08 you can practically see the cue cards he's reading off of.

  • Hey, it's Mickey! ...and he's wearing pants today!

  • i've only ever heard of the "reverend almost falling off the ladder" scene. never seen it till now.

  • @OzzyFan87 Enjoy it, that's this movie's action scene.

  • "Get in the shot before the jump cut occurs"

    "poor Mickey...he's so fine, he blows my mind, poor Mickey"

    "give her your paw, that's a good boy"

    "a rat's nest of seething violence and hatred! Weeeee!"

    "let's just say she was riddled with bullets"

    "apparently it began to rain very hard...then she got dead"

  • It was a rainy day - then he shot her

  • Who was the cartoon character who said 'exit stage left?' I can never remember

  • Lupin the third.

  • @mediageneration65  Snagglepuss

  • Cheers man I can now die in peace

  • @mediageneration65 Snaggle Puss... Yeah, that's his real name.

  • @mediageneration65

    Snagglepus.

  • Mrs. Snow.....SHUT UP!

  • "I love you deceased wife, er I mean Jenny"

    Classic line !!!

    "Mickey's a wide awake nightmare" ha ha

  • 02:50

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  • 1:27

    Who would want to have dinner in a house with no furniture?

  • what does mickey do? lol

  • I believe if you check iMDB, he is the Director of the Movie.. go figure..!

  • Guy- "Mr. Maur had told me that Eric had found someone very sweet and very kind with whom he was very much in love. He didn't say enough."

    Servo-"Unfortunately that all fell through."

    One of my top ten favorite riffs of all time.

  • Get in the shot before the jump cut occurs.

  • Hey! Its Mickey and he's wearing pants today!

  • And then he shot her!

  • Look, I made a moustache with your hair!

  • Anyone else reminded of Torgo when they see Mickey? Mike and the bots even riff on him similar to the way they ridiculed Torgo. Love it.

  • yes, they are both disturbing caretakers and plot red herrings

  • I was just thinking the same. Mickey is like a trainee Torgo.

  • @theatr1cal

    yes-you mean with the goat noises right?

  • @theatr1cal First thing I thought. I imagine that this was Togo's first job before he moved to El Paso and met The Master.

  • @theatr1cal it's torgo jr!

  • Actually, Mickey reminds me of Karl Urban.