Halo CE 1 Gameplay and Commentary

[TheSkaterkid117]

Get you foot off of my face Bitch!!!!

[ProblyHateU]

SPERM EXCAVATION

[sealedfate58]

Right when you said you are scratching your ballsack so was I (but with mine) lol.

[ivana3567]

halo,i love this game

[silentkila234]

"Let's pluck the pubic hairs, as the old expression goes" Hahahha

[kwpunit]

DON'T THINK FOR ONE SECOND I'M NOT NAKED

[Yoshi241618]

Lets just throw tactical nukes out of a titty basket lol

[atamarie21]

"Don't think for one second I'm not nakED!"

[donovanyairesquivel1]

good man.. good ;)

[Mad21Skilz]

love this game and btw how do you record your gameplay

hypercam???

[dedade16]

I was just simply putting my anal cavity on top of your cranium, xD

[soran143]

I hear at Atreyu reference at 9:35

[NinjaThatRandom]

Chris you bagel stop masterbating to halo.

[drmonstaa63]

play plants vs zombies or team fortress 2 :3

[ilikefunnyvideos505]

Wow, you Im pissed because you keep passing by overshields and health packs. You have bad eyes and have retarded weiners, but you're still a pro in this game. Nice commentary. :)

[GaMeR1019]

this is a pile of ass ahahhaha :D

[Thodstan]

I showed a friend this video, and he said his goal was to commentate like you

[NorseMariner7]

I love how he misses the overshield at 8:34 and just says it is "dildo storage" XD

[aj4vids1]

7:45 best part ever!!! XD

[MeGusta9999]

best game of red rover EVAR! 9:10

[TheAllia22]

Well hello there! Just let me jump on your head real quick, sir

Thank you.

[skullsrflamings]

airborne over your a** ha

[skullsrflamings]

 hahahahahhahaahhahahahah

[skullsrflamings]

balls sack rules

[bigt4314598]

hey whats your xbox360 name

[TheBansheeBomb]

@bigt4314598 'facepalm'

[brookeroxursoks]

@bigt4314598 i think its cr1tikal on his xbox to lol

[Funnerism]

"Just throw that shit out of the titty basket!"

I died.

[justforthelulzzz]

I would love to see him try to do the Speed Reader achievement on CEA.

[MultiLelde]

i just downloaded Halo CE on my laptop, im about to play it online

[justforthelulzzz]

@MultiLelde

It's laggy as hell but it's the REAL Halo experiance.

[cityofchampions43]

Cr1TiKaL's word of the day: blunderbusted

[9009148086652]

No one panick i just scracthed my ballsack

[wsox000]

@moomoothecow2123 of course

[MrPr01000]

@zZzShAsYzZz another attention whore

[zZzShAdYzZz]

I use to name my profiles tittynipple but then i took an arrow to the knee

[MyMusicIsEpic]

"Dont think for a second I am not naked! Oh hes dead." Never before has that been said.

[henrikroxs]

as seen on HBO wtf!

[breakdancerQ]

lol fucking funny cimmentary

[wsox000]

who has five toes? i have five toes.

he sounds so proud of himself

[Moomoothecow2123]

@wsox000 Wouldnt you?

[Sakke1245]

i want this game...

[bighalofans]

funest video ever seen

[JoshyBoy3601]

Uh softcore gay porn u sound like cletis of simpsons

[19hawkeye98]

Dude you passed like 2 medkits and 2 overshields lol

[lovelifeforever202]

next time you on this level, shoot one of the people on the bridge, you might have to shoot a few, but then kortana orders everyone to kill you, it's fun

[lovelifeforever202]

i was stuck on the first level for 3 months, then i finished that, got stuck on seventh level for 1 month, then beat all the remaining levels in less than a day, on my pc, OF ALL TIME!

[shippo135790ableable]

Anyone else scream at the computer when he walked by EVERY health pack?

[dsicruz]

i like how a) he missed health packs and b) considered over shields to be dildos..."but nobody panic i just scratched my ballsack. nobody be alarmed."

[hcook47]

I have 10 toes.

[pogorules15]

@hcook47 No shit? haha

[jtk540]

@hcook47 weirdo

[TheAmerican97]

@hcook47 i have 5 on my right, and 5 on my left,,, so i have 55. :)

[Jacvinc1]

@TheAmerican97 you mean shfifty five right?the number after 37 correct?

[TheAmerican97]

@Jacvinc1 you are correct sir.

[corrivalnumber]

@hcook47 lol youre such a freak

[SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC]

@hcook47 Hey... Wait. *counts* Hey, yeah!

[XxCoLtEn20xX]

@hcook47 I Have 10 fingers.

[123halofreak]

@XxCoLtEn20xX I have 10 thumbs!

[bigtoy93]

@hcook47 I have 9 and 1/2 toes

[ToxicAsian5702]

PLAY THE WHOLE CAMPAIGN ON HALO CEA!!!!!

[JacobGodly]

@ToxicAsian5702 i actually thought this was that, even so this is great. i would like to see CEA as well!

[38killjoy]

Love retro fuck reach

[XxChaoticReactiionxX]

graffics r horrible compared to reach

[uberchargedspartan]

as soon as you said you were going to beat it on legendary, i was all "OH GOD NO"

[Kali573]

lol, u missed the health pack

[nskrak]

is it only me that can se black strips on the video...

[haloreachfandoug]

in the 'didlo closet' there are 2 oversheilds

[thebearclawjones]

Talking a bunch of moronic bullshit to yourself does not equal "commentary".

[jlowe92]

@thebearclawjones you my friend are shit =]

[thebearclawjones]

@jlowe92 even if that were true, it would be irrelevant. with that, everything you have had to say has come to nothing. therefore, as the matter stands, the net result of you....is zero.

[Firemist666]

"nobody panic, i just scratched my ball sack" lol ftw

[GreedX23]

ever heard of a health-pack?

[JarrodTheAwesome]

@GreedX23 yes, why?

[GreedX23]

@JarrodTheAwesome was talking to the uploader. His health level is red and costs him a death. He could of picked up a health-pack but never did.

[JarrodTheAwesome]

@GreedX23 internet sarcasm for the win!

[Vi0letVelvet]

Don't you guys hate when the top two comments are the same?

[SuperSolaris29]

The awkward moment where the two top comments are the same...

[DropingNukes81]

Red rover red rive send me and my titts over

[meganyknicks1]

lol @ this is a basket of ass

[meganyknicks1]

this was seen on HBO?

[sumom10]

um...uh...wt..fuck

[gta3vcsa45]

i just scratched my ballsack

[GlitchMasta]

HBO - Halo Bungie. Org

[TubularTaco]

"Nobody be alarmed"

Best line, like if you agree

[smorepie]

"whats this a flash mob" LMFAO the best thing about cr1tikal is that hes so random!

[InsertGr8Name]

"As seen on HBO"

???

[Naraxiskillz]

8:36 those "dildos" were overshields sir.

[TheOptimus212]

Playing Halo on Legendary is about as easy as slapping the titties off of a bumblebee, sheesh. I love him man, he is amazing, nuff said. 

[LeGiiTXboxGamer]

00:29 favorite quote ever

[xXFl13RXx]

This was the funniest video I've ever seen on Youtube. And that's a lot to say. This guy is amazing.

I Subed.

You guys should sub him too. :D

[multilegend777]

Lol

[superoutlaws10]

You sir are brilliant.

[fernandothebeast]

This is guy is fucking halarious

[Vickehtoria1]

Best game ever

[IandrewIsf]

8:00 is the most random shit ive ever heard LOLOLOLOL

[RyanRules677]

lol! --- Sent From penguinz0's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[MoonlightGTCA]

"Lets see if I can pluck the pubic hairs as the old expression goes."

[GTAMANIAC1999]

"who has five toes, I have five toes" - Cr1TiKaL

[purple28vb01]

@everyone

Haha hilarious "the only thing standing between me and an erection is this loading screen" check out my videos I don't have a lot yet but making some good ones

[Alexper12]

Dildo storage ROFL

[jamesjudo5]

dudes go check out this dual com and thank me later,

watch?v=q67F3hJoGag

your welcome:)

[APHsealandrocks]

@penguinz0

u shud definetly try and play the game Angry Birds if you can

[growldonex]

TittyNipple great user name but next game with username use Sausage McBigtits

[XElCHuppACaBraX]

he COMPLETELY missed the health box on the wall before he died...fail



[WhakkaThwakka11]

play hey you pikachu.

[xRsAtx]

if you dislike this video your just jealous the like bar is bigger than your dick

[EYEBEAMDEAMON]

@xRsAtx fuckin haters

[jeehoondevil]

i love this game

[ItalianTalent69]

'whats in here, dildo storage, we dont need any of that!'

[bolivarsrevolt]

sperm excavation? 0.o

[jayha242]

i want to see cr1tikal meets avgn

[irndeath]

you don't need accuracy with the Halo 1 pistol lol

[TheRyanAkers2]

Last thing I did this summer, is watch this video.

[zenthrox862]

"playtimes over! oh shit...my position has been compromised!!!...shit..."

[MisterLegoGuy]

red rover red rover send myself and my nipples right over >D!

[WhakkaThwakka11]

"well hello there!!!!!" LMAO

[MultiFunnyguy27]

I beat this 3 times on legendary

[ArturoVideoful]

@MultiFunnyguy27 i can never beat the halo games on it because it always takes forever to complete a level :/ and you already completed the game once

[Mewsevelt]

DO MORE HALO CE

[pinkaholic30]

PLAY MORE HALO YOU FUCK

[case015]

Lmao that first guy kinda does look like Burt Reynolds

[Cheesysensation1]

Hey guys. I got a Halo Custom Edition server. If anyone would like to join send me a email.

[ArcticRanger45]

As seen on HBO? Hell yeah!

[pkernaruto60]

ROFL operative ass tits



[Legency619]

a bad day for me consists of a drunk father and finding out you have aids

[SwingGiraffe]

*facepalm......* there are sheilds in that enemy ship thing...

lmao...

[bootybagsupreme]

Lololololol

[grandtheftautoman32]

he shud do a commentary of Fatal Frame...

tht wud b fukin jokes.... xD

[SoccerBoi500]

This guy is my hero.

[xin22]

@4:33 Epic lol

[ShivShiv500]

Really funny

[kittyjerker123]

i always wonder who dislikes these videos

[swedishfish110193]

@kittyjerker123 Trolls.

[chungalungas]

@kittyjerker123 Dislike bots. 

[salsamushroom]

@kittyjerker123 people whos nipples were ripped open by their ass hole

[MegaGummyBeary]

@kittyjerker123 Grunts and elites

[wowHoa]

92 people have 4 toes

[swedishfish110193]

Maybe he hasn't made a video because he's making an HBO special? Either that or he fell victim to sperm excavation.

[mrnoodle2010]

He missed 4 overshields and 2 health packs. Not to mention a rocket launcher and 4 shotguns.

[Nucl3arSt3v3]

Funny, the dildo storage capsule hold the very thing that could save this mans life :)

[mrplatinum96]

Cr1tikal should play Def Jam: Fight for NY

[IfinduIgetu]

Halo is the best game ever as being a know it all (don't care what you call me) every halo is the best halo, its part of the story of humanity and covenant.

[Sageboy13]

Dildo storage xDDDDDDDDD

[4evrasion]

dont think that for one second im not naked

[Dominnatorr]

As Seen On :HBO 0.0

[cyanman123]

Halo 1 pistol = noisy cricket

[mrplatinum96]

"Ok plasma grenade" *throws grenade* "oh my gosh i just served some kid his lunch!!!"

[tylerf13ful]

who else want to hear him laugh?

[tylerf13ful]

you now, when people say that when a women is pregnant your suppose to make the fetus listen to Beethoven, well im putting the computer right up to my future wife's stomach and my baby boy/girl is going to be listening to the funniest man in the world

[Corhunger]

Play Tour de France 2009 demo for the Xbox 360. Show the world your biking skills.

[radioguysbrother]

Play Mafia 2 Demo. U get to see naked women. Good boobs to

[video166]

@radioguysbrother that is if your attracted to video game boobs -.-"

[Hikarilover123]

@video166 Those are real pics. Collectables.

[radioguysbrother]

@video166 real Women. not Video game boobs

[DarkMidgit177]

do more halo videos plzzzz

[ThePowerOfTheProton]

dildo storage we dont need any of that lmao

[connorw789]

9:34 the heal by the fucking wall Cr1TiKal just to your right

[Sebi4Life]

I gotta go airborne over your ass!

rofl

[TheHockeynutty]

haha flashmob

[signaturemover]

he uses swear words a lot yet he also uses a lot of smart words.

MINDFUCK

[snipingtacos12]

You suck at this game you punch to much and you need to get health packs

[TheRevLives360]

HBO= Halo.Bungie.Org

[thebormanmon]

91 people have never heard the expressions "pluck the pubic hairs"