Judge Judy - Man accused of having STD

[Samsonic91]

"It doesn't seem structurally possible that these two people could achieve penetration. Maybe they're in that Cirque du Soleil or something." - George Carlin.

[ilikelego]

its always funny when the people in the courtroom GASP when defendant/plaintiff use inappropriate language. OH NO WHAT IS THIS WORD, I HAVE NEVER HEARD OR USED THIS WORD IN MY LIFE.. yea right..

[julietdelioncourt]

How could the even find their sexual organs?..... blech!

[areYouSerious41]

So he's saying that the defendant told people that SHE gave HIM herpes?

[mordem100]

@5:28 Dont Shake His Hand! He Ate My Pussy! He Got Herpes!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohh! Excuse Me For Saying PUSSY ms judge judy! PUSSY is nasty!

to say in your court room on tv w/100million viewers hearing PUSSY!!!!

[NASTY gooey-Pussy! causing problems again... Mean Bad kitty cat!!

[rexviper8]

Obese Ice Cube vs Mama Klump .... LOL 

[areYouSerious41]

@rexviper8 LMAOOOOOOO, shoulda been the title!!!

[rexviper8]

is that an obese Ice Cube?!!!! lolz.....

[MMOLegend]

What a great case

[dede5500]

who da hell would eat dat shyt and if she said he got herpes from eating her then what does that say about her pussy?...exactly smh NASTY!!!!

[rinky05]

"That doesn't say much for you, Mr. Hicks." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[Jenna3220]

I think he's definitely lying. The "encounter" did happened, however I think most everything else he said was true. Regardless of what he did or did not admit to she never should have announced it to the world, much less start making up garbage.

[CeeBleu]

His shirt was inside out.

[rorymaria1]

Don't these ladies know about Dentists ? lol

[n4m1rm0l4]

the image of them having sex ... nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[mrdashes1]

@n4m1rm0l4 ahhhhhhhh

[n4m1rm0l4]

@mrdashes1 im scarred for life

[lyricgrace1]

@n4m1rm0l4 lmao



[ajsnannygoat1981]

@n4m1rm0l4 it's worse than just sex... she disrobed from waist down... he didn't... *shudder*

[RoonJazz]

Byrd's face!!! Byrd's FACE AT 11:50!!! FANTASTIC! :-D

Poor bloke (Defendant) though. Awful way to behave in general - let alone in front of pensioners (several, if not most, of whom have lived through and possibly fought in several wars - including WWII), who deserve the very best of dignity and our respect.

[wusinracun]

cant help it but to noticed this guy look like Ice Cube..daaaamn!!lol.

[RoonJazz]

Oh dear. Guess the acting work dried up after they cancelled "Keenan & Kel".... :-O x

[ainsleywainsley]

eww that would be some fucking disgusting sex between those people

[lyricgrace1]

@ainsleywainsley lmfao



[ajsnannygoat1981]

@3:00.... HOLY guacamole.... I would have been disgusted too!!!!!

[jamiec2789]

How do you get that fat?

[Nikom62]

@ LouisePlace i guess fat people are attracted to fat people lol

[what8098]

they look like brother and sisters

[lyricgrace1]

@what8098 i agree

[LouiesPlace]

Who in their right mind would want to have sex with her?

[robertstoneify]

She look like her mother. Do you want to have sex look like your mother(current look) ???????

[adamchoj12]

sweet

[strawberries404]

I have worked with vulgar people like the defendant my whole life. If some working person is reading this comment who doesn't mind freely using profanity and vulgar speech or telling the details of their sexcapades , let me be the first to tell you to cut it out right now! You sound stupid, immoral, ridiculous, and arrogant. No one will tell you to stop because no one wants an incident at work with a coworker, but you can believe that you are very much hated because of your filthy mouth.

[OnimeNoRice]

she got owned! first time i ever hear an applause coming from the audience hahaha

[cca1989]

look, it's rasputia off of norbit haha

[Noyougirls0]

Seeecret Looovers...

[JulioGeeMan]

AXE AXE AXE

[MissMjWilson]

the dude looks like Stitch

[facd444]

at 11:35, his shirt is inside out, you can see the tag lol

[nmarra01]

I don't know why some of you guys are saying they had sex or that she went down on him. She alleges that HE went down on her. 

[romthunder]

all nervous people lie... MOST people who are relaxed and calm aren't lying

[mimikawaii7386]

What the fuck do these people eat? Two cows for dinner??

[mattforrester1973]

I know that they would still be fighting a losing battle regardless of whichever colour they wore but haven't those two women ever been told that white is NOT a slimming colour?!

[magg0tmacdonald]

Bird @11:50 lmfao thats some funny shit

[grasthube]

easy, they should have checked the seismic monitor stationt the day of the supposed sex. if there was some unexpected tremor then they had the proofs of the sex between those 2 gargantuan masses of fat

[TheVladimere9]

mooo

[nellie2581]

That's a serious accusation/allegation

[nellie2581]

Unsafe or unprotected sex causes STD, any way sex is never safe if you're not married or if you have multiple partners

[bassxtronic]

nasty fatties lmfao

[Roonbuscus]

they had sex?.......VOMMIT!!!

[UpToTheMinuteMan]

Baby, I just can't get over you. Literally.

[screen571]

This episode makes me laugh so hard. Euthanize me if I ever have to be anywhere near those two. GOOD GOD!!! I also think Byrd was emotionally damaged by the mental image of those two having sex. I went fetal when I first watched and thought of...... I'm going fetal again.

[trappedinamadworld]

I was lookin for this case thank u XD

[shaz75750]

Remind me never to grow old in America haha sorry no offense but holy shit that's one scary lot of people

[85More]

Bird's face at 11:51 makes me lose my shit.

[SaiyanPride419]

Im going to finish my sentence before you answer :D

[gulfrazthehunk1]

I love how at 13:07 the plaintiff makes good use of the table...

[gulfrazthehunk1]

All i heard the defendant's witness say was Actually actually actually, actually and umm actually

[OfficialDmack716]

The bitch shoulda kept her mouth closed after she sucked his dick.

[xPinkStrifex]

WHO is having sex with the defendant??!! You are at WORK...ACT LIKE IT. She is one of those black women whom all the sterotypes are about! I hope this woman gets fired PRONTO!

[bigboy4475]

she did

[Gryphex]

Of COURSE they're from Oakland. -_-;

[bleachman625]

@Gryphex haha

[johnmichael1968]

Please kill me if I ever end up in that nursing home.

[littlemermaid92ify]

@johnmichael1968 I totally agree this is disgusting and I can't even imagine what the administrators thought and especially the patients!!!

[N000BPWN3RZ]

i cant look at that guy without laughing he looks so fucking stupid lmFAO

[Darckcloud73]

I hope the boss doesn't see this episode!!

[RandomLevitation]

"That doesnt say much about you"

He can last 30 minutes without having a heart attack, I give him props.

[GamersAsylum]

so jokes aside, do u think he had sex with her?

[RandomLevitation]

@GamersAsylum Why wouldn't she have sex with Ruben Studdard? He's partially famous, besides having the clap.

[Darckcloud73]

@GamersAsylum YES!!!

[Darckcloud73]

@Darckcloud73 After watching the entire video I have to change that to a no!! This woman is crazy!! She can't understand that she cannot go around saying he had a sexually transmited disease.

[MaryTheresa1986]

@GamersAsylum I'm leaning towards yes because I find her sister a credible witness. If Yolanda had come to court alone, I probably would've said no because that woman is a hot mess.

[jushin20]

11:51 HAHAHA Byrd's expression is priceless!!!

[RizzyWow]

I love how everyone appalled and stood up like it was epic shizz XD

[ChillOutKitties]

G Damn, these people are huge!!! Just imagine the two of them "getting it on" I am traumatized by the thought (lol)  Wonder if they grunted or squealed like pigs when the did the "dirty deed?" lol

[wokani]

As I watched this, all I could think was "Hercules!, Hercules!, ,Hercules! ".... Im sorry, but she looks like a Klump too me..

[pranksterprince15]

@wokani too bad this isnt facebook, i would like this...thumbs up just isnt enough xD.

[MrUlutraman]

is it possible to be this big and not have diabetes or heart problems?

gadam stop eating twinkies and shit people

there is some crazy fucking going on in hospitals though, nurses are notorious

[mnluver]

Lmao! This whole case is hilarious. She left dirty diapers on the floor. I literally lol'd.

[nmarra01]

@mnluver u know I work in the human service profession and these kinds of things happen all the time. I found this case so funny bc it reminds me so much of what I have heard from co-workers. It's more common that ppl know. Clients are not as bad as the workers/employers are. Most of the problems that happen in the human service profession are caused by the employees, and not very much by the clients or patients.

[grandladyducesane]

@nmarra01 so so very true, I'm sitting here remembering all the stories I heard about the facility I worked in and its a shame.

[Msessence03]

His shirt is inside out because the label on apparel arent allowed in courtrooms on t.v....

[mcboypower]

HE KNEW HE WAS MARRIED TOO

[MrAUFANATIC]

I got her crushed. She crushed *weird laugh* haha

[nmarra01]

@MrAUFANATIC i think he said, "her crush, got her crushed." followed by cute laugh. lol

[Kidz24]

Lol Judge Judy

"No, I'm in the zone".

ahahahaha

[Kidz24]

*Vomit*

Gross

[msnatural1000]

So she must have herpes if she's saying that about him?! Stupid!

[msnatural1000]

OMG @jamesDJRPM this is the Klumps 2011!!!#UNREAL

[Comixbear1]

In a word...EWWW!!

[asifineededaname]

rarely have i ever seen the entire audience aplaude a verdict like that on JJ ...i guess JJ spoke everyones mind.

[Makousen]

Holy fuck, they are all morbidly obese. *Sigh* America.

[Dethclops7]

That was halarious

[kjbh1973]

Getting close to being my all time favourite

[mkarnerfors]

Good god... this woman just keeps digging a grave for her own credibility when she speaks of how she REPEATEDELY get's reprimanded at work and tries to use that as a defence. Judge Judy is right on the money: there is something wrong with her. She should not be around old people in need of care.

[dbzdezz1]

u people need help people never talk about the case oh they big and stuff come grow up like u never seen big people before

[TreasureOne]

@dbzdezz1 Well said. North Americans are SICK with fat phobia. A bunch of shills for the multi billion dollar diet industry, and a way to keep women powerless and poor, obsessed with our bodies. Fat phobia is a mental illness. Other peoples' bodies are nobody's damn business.

[dbzdezz1]

@TreasureOne its like people act like big people dont know they big some people are happy with who they are y put them down for that lol

[TreasureOne]

@dbzdezz1 They put them down because it pours billions of dollars into the diet industry, & to persecute non-Anglo Saxons and women. African Americans tend to be "larger", as do Latinos, Eastern Europeans, Middle Easterners, ...pretty much the whole world. The height/weight tables your MD has, were based upon insurance rates for rich white men in the '50s. The only people who could afford insurance then. If you're not a thin, tall, rich white man, you're considered abnormal & punished.

[grandladyducesane]

@TreasureOne you must be heavy, because being that big is unhealthy but a reality. The billions that get poured into the diet industry are by those very people. Being obese, thick, heavy, big boned is not abnormal, its unhealthy. yes, larger because of what you eat!

[TreasureOne]

@grandladyducesane By the same logic, "Grand Lady" LOL you must be stupid because of all the cum you swallow.

[grandladyducesane]

@TreasureOne lol, see I was right!! hit a nerve. accept the truth. I've been called worse by better people. No youtube fight here, I laugh at people like you. truth hurts don't it. next time you try and play the dozens use your brain. cum dont make you stupid but overeating makes you fat!!! lmao...amen that @colorbaker

[colorbakery]

@TreasureOne *bravo*

[michaelermcgowaniv]

This is just how I love messes... hot and ghetto.

[TreasureOne]

@michaelermcgowaniv These are health care professionals. It's "ghetto" because they're Black? You're the one who's way past ghetto. You're in the gutter.

[jugglinre]

lmao at 11:49

[kramos711]

LMAO!! Bird was tryN to picture it did you see his face...hahaha

[Knightmare2k6]

fat black dumb bitch. there can't be a worse combination for a human being

[greenjeansmjr]

His shirt is inside out to hide any logos.

Why do so many eat their way into morbid obesity? Isn't it uncomfortable? And expensive? I don't understand.

[AdAstraPerAspera2011]

Ugh how did they even have sex? I feel sick...

[omenefarious]

Whale Week

[1o1Sabby]

THIS IS SO GROSS AND DIRTY OMG

[Decimate92]

When did ice cube gain so much weight?

[94981745]

How could these two have sex? They're too fat it's just not possible

[LoveIsGrand00]

@94981745 lol!

[MaryTheresa1986]

@94981745 LMAO!!!

[jamesDJRPM]

This reminds me of an Eddy Murphy movie where he plays everyone... lol

[YourCuntingDaughter]

@jamesDJRPM That's hilarious.

[CanadianBacon756]

@jamesDJRPM Haha, She looks like that fat Eddie Murphy chick from Norbet lol

[TinaReyMusic]

@jamesDJRPM LOL

[uknowhowhigh]

did anyone else see his shirt inside out at 11:36

[gt201250]

How many times do you think they go to KFC in a week?

[Imhoteption]

I just vomited in my vomits sperm.

[MoofzYeh]

daymmmnn fo' shizzle ma nizzle dizzle don' catch no std wizzle while u bizzllin' in dat fatzille titzille!

[mrsdelincuente]

a sexual encounter with a whale leads to face herpes

[pedinoway2]

ice cube really let himself go :D

[ItsToshBetch]

Defendant's sister:" Actually actually actually actually actually actually actually."

[dunnono00]

Usually it's either the plaintiff or the defendant who are grossly fat. This is the first time I've seen behemoths on both sides. 

[try764]

I totally believe her when she says they had sex but I dont feel sorry for her cos she was dumb enough to go there with a married man. even if she did, she should keep it to herself as these things have a way of coming round and biting you on the ass.(perfect example in this case).

He totally done it, but its not him embarassing himself infront of 10 million viewers.

[mariopianofreak]

anybody noticed that the guy has his tshirt inside out? (you see the label)

[imus1426]

@mariopianofreak look 1 comment down

[try764]

@mariopianofreak

totally lol

[greenjeansmjr]

@mariopianofreak Blame the producers. If a litigant wears a shirt with a logo on it, they will provide another or ask it be turned inside out. Pretty sure it's in the contract, Maybe some litigants cannot read or refuse to read before signing.

[mariopianofreak]

@greenjeansmjr i think its very funny because i've never seen something like that before, usually they just blur out the logo

[Rorix9]

@mariopianofreak probably cuz he had a something on the shirt they weren't allowed to show, so they asked him to turn it inside-out...i'mjust guessing.

[mccgeno]

she gave him what he axed for. omg

[ilindah]

omlawd if i went down on someone that size would be like having ten king size mattresses on my face.

[ilindah]

the (P) and (D) wear the same size bra.

[PuffSmelly]

we now return to mmmmhmmmm uhhhhhhhhhuuhhhhhh

[dhaddox]

his shirt is on inside out

[Buondelmonte123]

@dhaddox which means he had a logo on the front of it that the producers and stage managers of the show couldn't allow to be shown on television, and so he turned the shirt inside out. There are other cases where this happens.

[newcoyote]

I believe his testimony and not hers because he pronounces it "asked" and she "axed". True story.

[rebelnomo]

I love it how she's pathetically looks at her sister as JJ rips her a new asshole and tells her she's nuts. This crazy bitch thinks she's the victim, wtf is wrong with people like her. I fucking hate anyone who goes around starting shit and then plays the victim. She was suspended and tried to blame it on him, god that whale should be killed before she kills an old person, probably by smothering them with her huge sickening titties. I'm gonna go vomit now.

[rebelnomo]

That bitch is a dirty, nasty, whore. I have no doubt she made this whole episode up just to get back at him for probably eating her puddin, not pussy. We could easily solve our fuel problem in the US if we would slaughter her and use her blubber for fuel.

[MORGAN1992FREEM4N]

woman looks like samuel l. jackson......make that two samuel l. jacksons

[welhungjohnson]

i love judge jewdy

[brokenroses22]

How did she get through those doors? :0

[niooof]

 he got 5k that easy..1

[mugm2]

fucking nasty!!!!

[MrCanadianComedian]

Man the harpoons!!!!!!!!!!!

[Miavine]

best rueling ever!!

[WalkerWoman195]

Bahahahaha His shirt is inside out.

[eemjay1]

@WalkerWoman195 he's probably wearing his shirts inside out because there maybe a print on it that can not shown or they dont have rights to broadcast the print on tv

[killert0mat0]

His shirt is inside out or his tag is just sticking out. And it bugged me the entire time.

[playmakers372]

Why does the defendant look like a younger, heavy set Maya Angelou?

[shted224]

Atleast he's married, which ill never be unfortunatly

[chenakm]

Omg she was jealous he was married. That is y she was so spiteful n revengeful. Look at her behaviour in d show...

[ocky88]

Yikes! I do not want to think of these two lard asses having sex (or trying to).

[TempleOfInanna2]

Yeah, the claim that they had sex was true. So what? You don't make up a claim that someone ahs an STD to spite them, that IS slander.

[SimpleJackkk]

11:34 ...plaintiff has shirt on inside-out...hahahahaha

[SSMBSJ10]

For all u who r making these remarks about the sex part....Well no 1 wants to c visions of any of u having sex either. I don't know this lady and i'm not fat but she's a human being also u fucks.

[whattheheck9111]

Fat Albert and Precious had sex? How is that possible?

[007bogossemre007]

this guy is hilarious XD

[CIDdrums]

the ending is awesome

[TigerWalrus26980]

1.48 - wait, she had a witness to this "sexual encounter"? If I was going to sleep with a co-worker, the last thing I'd want is someone watching me! But then again if she was into that...

[gombis666]

?uestlove accused of having STD.

[siegeaye]

I love how he throws his hands up when he wins his case