Breathalyzer Fail

[poopybooyah]

lol best funny video ever ^_^

[2hafstylezk]

maybe u can dilute all the alcohol in ur lungs with some weed lol

[josefvickers]

This pisses me off. It's too loud, it's stupid and and it's bullshit. In short, it's American television.

[meantism]

PUTA MERDA

[dgrimmick]

If your pulled over for DUI/DWI. Don't take any test. You don't have to, their just building up evidence against you.

[Marksnotebook]

Yes there is a way to beat it. :) Also a way to take care of Baiiid machines, too and drive while...ahem.... :)

[Gomarshit]

vodka is for girls, drink whiskey

[69JM55]

Police departments paid to have these videos made, they paid Mythbusters so they can do an episode about the breathalyzer because the truth behind it is there is a way to beat it. I know many people who have gotten away with it.

[dodomix1996]

My uncle beat it once, but i don`t remember how

[Chris0994]

i never thought about it that way, now ill be sure to put the pennies inside my lungs

[john17972]

I think .08 is to low. It should be more like .20. That's why I would never donate to madd.

[groundzero73]

drinking milk works (the fat in it will cover your mucosa), and smoking immediately before the test also distorts the result in favor of the subject. boring fucking video, though.

[jimbobthedog]

@groundzero73 yea I was gonna say, wouldn't smoking help, as it's in ur lungs... but honestly, who's gna carry milk in their car? smoking at least u got a chance there.

[john17972]

I don't trust the accuracy of breathalyzers. A blood test should be the only legal way.

[PurpleLava]

@john17972 But that comes with a whole lot of legal ramifications. Can you imagine the uproar that will result if a police officer ordered you to the hospital to get your blood drawn for a test. Major legal issues there.

[john17972]

@PurpleLava I believe we have the technology to make a portable blood tester. There's a video on youtube where a guy blows a .025 just from eating white bread. He blew flat zero before he ate the white bread. Imagine if your true BAC was at only .055 but the breathalyzer registered .08, thus ruining your life.

[ChristiaanL14]

The mouth wash most renowned in my country is 99% alcohol, one time when I was still in highschool I was so drunk we ran out of alcohol I drank two shots of it, never again it was poison to my stomach. Seriously started eating at my stomach But drunk people do stupid things just like the vid shows us, 0.9 isn't really drunk in my book though as its only 0.1 over

[roooose16]

This is why weed should be legal.

[HipHop42297]

1:44 it says 12mil in the subtitles

[macbeasty]

omg i laughed my ass off at 2:01 between the buildup and the result..."lets see if he can drive home...beep...CRAP"

[Z71Ranger]

You can beat a Breathalyze by sucking in on it. It's does not no if you plow in it or suck in. My brother in-law is a cop. He told me about it at a football game party. He went out to his car and we all tried it and it worked.I could not believe it worked it did. I drove home at 1.03 just fine.What you do is suck in first when the cop puts it in your mouth. Then put your tung over the pipe to stop it up. then blow out your cheeks to make the cop think you blow out. You have to do this fast.

[TheKrustaceox]

@Z71Ranger if you suck it, the breathalyser wont activate, you ass-hole. The cop will know you didnt blow out. Nice try.

[WildlifeSeriaLKiller]

Best way to beat it is REFUSE TO BLOW.



[impleasen]

ok never heard of eating crap to cover the breathalizer

[MrShadyEternity]

My god that voice over-guy is energetic.

[tommytalks77]

I've cheated a breathalyzer, twice.

Once when I was living in Switzerland about 6 years ago and another time just a couple of months ago, in Brazil, where I am from.

It can be done.

It can be done without the aid of anything other than the right technique to expel clean air that is not coming directly from your lungs, but only from your throat and cheeks, something like trumpet players use to keep a note going indefinitely.

It has saved my ass from going to jail twice now...

[xxjudasxxx]

@tommytalks77 so true i did the same thing and it worked....

[stwla888]

The only time I got pulled over and tested. I measured 0.04. Half way there. Cop sent me on my way. Awesome, point me to a bar and catch me later.

[RipleyisBA]

For a show called "manswers," they should get an announcer that actually sounds like a man.

[griffin1111111111111]

new drinking game: Take a shot everytime the announcer says "crap" and then try to beat a breathalyser

[karishmo]

just breath in lol

[eyupcan1996]

how to fake a breathalyzer: chew gum my brother does it when he drinks 4 beers he always passes

[skAntrAxXx91]

Cop: "breath hard into this"

Me: "i cant"

Cop: "why not?"

Me"i dont want to get gingivitis"

hahahahha XD

i bet they dont clean those xp

[Glennosarous7]

Cop: "breath into this please"

Man: "No!"

Cop: "Why not?"

Man: "cuz im waaay to pissed XD

[jmerrife]

Fuck a bunch of drinking. There aint a breathalyzer for herb.

[sup2069]

@jmerrife "Why is it better to get higher than drunk?..."Uhhhh you have better language, better action, more activities and....more individual parties going on, you have better parties better social life..."

[cletedawgthewalmart]

im pretty sure theres something yu can have in yur mouth that will throw it off.. because when i had to take a breathalyzer the cop checked if there was something in my mouth like 3 times, on the fiels and at jail

[pittsky]

Never put money in your mouth. It's filthy.

[ollzax]

yes there is. drink a 1l cooking oil. and u will get 0.00% i have tested it with my friends. 80% chance that it work

[RevenantCheetos]

inhale some helium lol

[videocow29]

Why the fuck does the narrator keep shouting "crap" when the tests fail? I don't want drunk driving idiots on the same road as me.

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[Alexninethree]

12 GRAND?! THATS OVER 9000!!!!!!

[Renzeko]

@Alexninethree WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!

[Alcospot]

alcospot com

[TheEvolutions1]

what about pennies before 1995?

[TruckNorris4x4]

Keep an un opened bottle of liquor in your car, when you get pulled over, turn you car off, put your keys on the dash, make sure the cop sees you open the bottle and start chuggin. :) lol

[Shikamaru524]

Actually, you can drink more beer or just shoot the cop and drive off a cliff.

[gruntsarge26]

Or just pull your head out of your ass and don't drink and drive...just sayin!

[lolicanseeyou1]

i beat one....blow out all the air u can without inhailing first.

[realalbertan]

@lolicanseeyou1 IF YOU DID THE COP WAS AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOTICING...

[mitchy91]

The thing about the canadian guy is complete BS, search about it.

[mouchochi13]

@mitchy91

WOW America, you fail at ripping on us once again you stupid bunch of ignorant fucks (excluding some). Your citizens do things just as stupid, and much worse. Fuck yourselves.

[mitchy91]

What?

[srcrash715]

@mouchochi13 What you just wrote pretty much shows that you are the ignorant fuck, as mitchy was in no way ripping on canadians just calling a story bs.

[borrock1]

u need to smoke a cigarette, reduces by 10-18%

[vai07777777]

Crap!

[thezorba1]

Eat dog fur.....so some study in Australia said....

[loizos1982]

drink milk

reduces the alcohol by 20-25%

[MyApocalypse93]

You sir, are a legitimate retard.

[jposh707]

Good information, but I wish the narrator wasn't SHOUTING.

[BigJohnsHog]

and if you follow all these stepps this should help you cheat it.... my friends have tried it before! dont be scared to try it... (4 bottles of BEER will also do it)

[BigJohnsHog]

yes i have found a way to beat a breathilizer, #1 you drin about 20 vodka bottles

#2 when the cop says breathe in you have to break open your cell phone and take then sim card #3 slide the sim card under your tounge

#4 then break open a pen

#5 take the ink inside of the pen and take 1 TINY drop of it in your mouth

#6 if you have any take about 1 peice of gum and chew it for 10 seconds before breatheing in

#7 remeber to have all this stuff in your mouth when you breathe in!

[realalbertan]

@BigJohnsHog why wouldn't you just take a cab...

[Abyssery]

MANswers! lol!!!

[oDTheTruth]

You can beat a breathalizer... Don't take it until hours later, or if you do take it, ask to have the source code of it examined. There was a lawsuit where some guy did this and won. LOL

[realalbertan]

@oDTheTruth That defense will oly work for so long and as for delaying many jurisdictions will charge you for that (obstruction, refusal/failure to provide)

[maggiemay90909]

lol my grandpa took cloves when he came home to hide booze from my grandma, it worked until she ran out of cloves lol he got caught.

[TydiaThor]

try smoking a cig and having a dr.pepper. and say that you had one beer or two like an hour ago.

[realalbertan]

@TydiaThor - doesn't work

[bringerovdeath]

most beers are only 8% Alcohol

mostly water

[trucksoner]

@bringerovdeath

a standard beer is more like 4-5%

[fAtbAstUrd350]

so after 5 beers he's only 0.11, are these beers basically water

[brianbp69]

drink vodka, beer is for girls

[Routanne]

@brianbp69 But so is sissy vodka, try moonshine bitch.

[Saplayzing]

@brianbp69 Yeahhhh

[qvnsq101]

@brianbp69 drink everclear, vodka is for boys

[rs4us]

@brianbp69 drink whiskey!

vodka is for kids!

[jarrydclifton]

@brianbp69 come to australia and say that haha

[ChristiaanL14]

@brianbp69 South African beer is definitely for men and I'd rather drink Whiskey then Vodka as most women drink Vodka... usually with energy drinks. Real men drink Whiskey or Beer fact.

[viper43blade]

@ChristiaanL14 sorry, but your so facts are merely opinions. the Fact is that alchohol is alchohol. it doesnt matter what you drink, it has the same effect. smirnoff, jack daniels, captain morgan, and jose cuevo all have the exact same alchohol content. in fact, from what i noticed, vodka based drinks can mess you up quicker since you dont taste the alchohol, you tend to drink it quicker. you just dont realize it till your wasted

[ChristiaanL14]

@viper43blade no shit it was opinion I wasn't being serious ... and secondly people don't get drunk quicker with vodka since they can't taste it. People get drunk quick with anything they like to endulge. For instance most men here drink double Brandy and Coke and I know allot of people who can drink twenty easaily they will ofcourse hit the floor with they're face sometime through the night but still. Do yourself a favor and read the main comment then you'll see you don't fit in this wolrd...

[viper43blade]

@ChristiaanL14 wow..... there are so many spelling errors in here it's hard to count them all. do yourself a favor and learn how to spell, then maybe YOU will fit in with this world too. and btw, i drink captain morgan on the rocks. i was reffering to the stereotypical, judgemental male, such as yourself, who ridicules other guys for drinking so called "girly drinks" when they are actually no different then any other drink

[ChristiaanL14]

@viper43blade do you still get money from your mom ? It sounds like it -I see one error and it's because I was typing fast that I pressed both the a and s key simultaneously. Now stop looking for shit over the internet because you have a problem with your manhood size I have no interest in this petty shit you are trying to start with. You probably do it on every other page as well. Go watch some barbie and just so you know retard Rum is also a manly drink so your insecure about something else...

[viper43blade]

@viper43blade i haven't the time to argue with someone of such low intelligence that they cant see their own spelling errors, but i will point them out to you since you can't seem to do it yourself. allot should be a lot, easaily should be easily, ofcourse should be of course and lastly they're should be their. like i said

[RiorXD]

@viper43blade i'm sure by now (these two weeks after your comment) that the argument between you and christiaanL14 probably ended cause you replied to your self right. Just askin

[viper43blade]

@RiorXD .....wow. didn't even realize that. yea...probably. feeling pretty damn stupid right about now. hahaha

[viper43blade]

@viper43blade i haven't the time to argue with someone of such low intelligence that they cant see their own spelling errors, but i will point them out to you since you can't seem to do it yourself. allot should be a lot, easaily should be easily, ofcourse should be of course and lastly they're should be their. like i said, you FAIL at spelling

[Killinemdead1]

@viper43blade and @ChristiaanL14 stop flooding faggots

[MoganFreeman1]

@brianbp69 ummmmmmmm no beer and whiskey are for men

[abercromegan]

@fAtbAstUrd350 did you not read? his blood alcohol level was .091

[snarejaguar1]

@fAtbAstUrd350 What do you mean only .11? I don't get passed a buzz till after 4 or five. and i've put bakd 4 in like 20 minutes easily

[819726]

what if you inhale 2 breaths of helium right in a row! hhaaha try it