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  • Every time someone says 'no homo' I tell them 'dude, that's SO gay!' Gets them to stop pretty quickly. ;)

  • your videos are awesome, but I keep getting distracted. Either shave before recording, or light the room differently, because depending on how you lean, you look like you either have 2/3 of a mustache, or a hitlerstache.

  • "as a general rule, if you're not the target of an insult, you can't be the one to reclaim it." This is that same hip hop mentality that gave birth to 'no homo' that ought to be corrected. Be a hero, shut down insults masquerading as lexicon you hear on the street. You don't even have to be claiming offense to be outraged by them, you're living outside of the narrow concern for yourself.. (See this uploader's quotes about what MLK said to get my reference.

  • I love you for this. So homo.

  • rofl, he said "nine times out of ten if you think you shouldn't use it, you probably shouldn't." LOL, so true, I'm just laughing at the way he said it.

  • I want to pleasure this guy orally while I finger his bum. No homo....

  • thats what she said

  • Saying "I love you, no homo." is so ridiculous. You wouldn't say "I love my sister, no incest."

  • Pffff....wonderful . Plus hey , homophobia : the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women . You're welcome .

  • No homo should only be used by bisexual and gays, to denote non-interest in other members of the same sex that might be mistaken for interest .

  • I think this video is hilarious and I am a huge fan of Jay Smooth, but I have to admit I think it is a little ultra-sensitive. I am a member of the queer community, I say no homo all the time, I know many other queer people who say no homo, and I am not offended when straight people say it. But then again I am not a spokesman for the queer community.

  • @cgadler7000 well, it goes directly back to what Jay Smooth is saying: "if you're not the original target of an insult you can't be the one to reclaim it." you are a member of the community who is targeted by this so you can reclaim it. as a high school teacher,I see how language like this can do far more damage than sticks and stones; language like this has killed our queer youth.

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  • On point. Here's another new rule. Prefacing a sentence with "Real Talk" no longer qualifies your statement as real talk.

  • cool story bro

  • "No hetero" - Elton John?

  • Thats what she said.

  • I'm gay - I guess I could start saying "no hetero" every time I say something that might make me sound linguistically straight

  • ALL HOMO!

  • My name is Eric. . .and I'm a nohomoaddict. .no homo. . .

  • no hetero.

  • I think it's funny you pointed out it's used in a supposedly ironic way like hipster racism. It's a sort of hipster homophobia.

  • EXTRA HOMO

  • start using "mo' homo" when you can't help but make a comment.

  • This was my first ever Illdoc Video I ever watched.

  • Yeh... one day in the future people will look back at these people and cringe like a looking at a black and white minstral show.

    homo-hatred is as funny as blacks should be slaves.

  • And sometimes it's so homo you can't say no homo like saying "Omg that chick is sexxii, no homo." smh it's extra funny tho

  • "Just forget it came out of my mouth..." Genius :)

  • who gives a shit... Anyone of substance doesn't care. That's their own insecurity.

  • I LOVE YOU NO STRAIHGT LMFAO!

  • I wanna take a look at the rest of his videos(no homo)

  • "if youre not the original target of an insult you cant be the one to reclaim it."

    so well said

  • @gibwak now if only lady gaga fans would get this with all of that "chola" and "orient made" crap.

  • @gibwak I'd have to disagree on this point. If someone walks around using the word nigger, is he saying it's not okay to be offended to the point of calling that person down for using inappropriate language? How 'bout faggot? Gay men shouldn't tweek to that? Sorry, I'm not agreeing.

  • I agree with 2:07 to 2:12 Its impossible to stop when someone says something its a game at school some people made up

  • ah man it's just like "that's what she said!" i guess that's the white guy version.

  • NO HOMO!

    

  • Brilliant teaching, man. And your denouement is the cherry on top.

  • cool pictures in the background

  • You sound like Obama XD

  • "I'm gay" (no homo) 

  • What Comes Out This man's Mouth is Straight Heat! NO HOMO!

  • I find it a lot less offensive, and a lot more stupid. No homo.

  • this guy is really adorable on so many levels. homo. 

  • @BobSF94117 okay Bob u fucking homosexual bitch...........

  • @BobSF94117 apparently you got a high homo ratings

  • @BlueToad2222 Yes, and Vincent has given us a peek at his issues... 

  • @BlueToad2222 High intelligence ratings, too.

  • @BobSF94117 I agree, Jay Smooth is super sexy. I would have turned gay after watching his vids if I wasn't already. :D

  • Jadakiss said it best a real man should never have to say no homo

  • @XHeavenlyNightStarX That's even more problematic, though, as it carries the implication that gay men are not "real men".

  • @inzhuna Nah man i didn't mean for it to sound ike that, just sayin, people using the term ''No Homo" gay or straight is unnecessary

  • I love it!!! Hahaha! Excellent points , great suggestions and love the humorous ending. Awesome video man!

  • I heard your voice here for the first time and immediately thought it was a cross between George Carlin and Bill Cosby. No homo.

  • Some people use "no homo" like an email disclaimer but other's see it more like a force field.

    Of course it is less than either of those.

  • the pc left is too obsessed with "hate speech" b.s. rappers care not for your social critique. this insecurity surrounding masculinity is not only a hip hop cultural trait, nor is is just a western cultural trait. the insecurity is a masculine thing wired into our brains as males in order to be able to determine the alpha in a group. this isnt going to be changed by pc leftists. i dont agree with everything cam'ron says, but i love his music, and the entertaining view he gives us into his world.

  • Gay sex is my favourite activity, No homo

  • i love taking showers in jail no homo

  • I like big dicks in my mouth, no homo.

  • it's the same with calling stuff 'gay' - bad habit

  • I just heard this stupid expression like a year ago when a friend said it...I was like what? He tried explaining it as if I wasn't Hep to the jive or sum mess, but it's just stupid, it's offensive and unfunny.

    As a "Christian" man I think it's not cool to make fun of people using that phrase

  • This video was more whack than Barney on crack, no homo.

  • Anyone who says they're offended by it must be gay themselves, just sayin'

  • @JidoKashi

    That's stupid, like saying white people shouldn't care if people say nigger. I don't mind it, but if it's used in a mean or cruel way I'd probably be offended because I have friends in the gay community I care deeply for no homo.

  • DEAL !  You don't say "no homo" and I won't say "no hetro".

  • just found you. you have a brilliant mind.

  • I love this guy, no homo

    JK, but still, The Boondocks introduced this to the asian community in my area, fuck the rappers, this is a whole new level of funny.....

  • Hahaha that last part was classic

  • I love my country... No Homo

    ~John McCain

  • Ay, let me hold your penis... no homo!

  • @HerrKnitler hahahahahahahaha

  • jay, its just language. dont be one of those 1st gen hip hoppers who turns self righteous and pc because of some perceived responsibility magically granted you by the "just turned 30" fairy (no homo).

  • YOU ARE TOO CUTE!

  • i wanna lick this guy's pecker. no homo.

  • watch?v=YJnlPP7jm5s

    No homo.

  • I like this video. Brings out a new message and a different way to look at things. Many people don't actually know the origins of the words they use, and things they do.

  • You have a good voice for voice overs (no homo).

  • I've always hated this phrase-too bad so many idiots from my school use it. Oh well good thing Boondocks makes fun of people who say "no homo" xD

  • Awesome Vlog illdoc1. Like. Like. Like. No mo, ho (not that there's anything wrong with moustaches or sex workers).

    So, there's another similar saying, at least Down Under, which is just "but not in a gay way" to which some people add "Not that there's anything wrong with that" which is borrowed from a Seinfeld episode. I used to say that but have mended my ways, what with the fact that I love many gay or sexuality undefined people. Homo continuum.

  • no homo is funny as shit to say and saying no homo IS addicting. My friends and I say no homo just cuz sometimes but we came to a conclusion that we only say no homo for the ppl around us paying attention to our conversations. so if you walk by and hear" Yo my D was tight in that game we played" can be taken as gay if you didn't know we was talking about basketball.

  • Why do black guys tend to be the most openly homophobic? 

  • @hatfisc I can think of several other groups that are just as open about their homophobia, such as white, christian conservatives, muslims, or any fundamental religious group.

    targeting black guys only is actually kinda racist. Though I won't deny the hiphop culture endorses homophobia.

  • @SupaAmi I think it would have been more accurate to say "openly homophobic" through rap and hip hop music. For me to just say "black guys" most certainly did sound racist. My comment was lazy and sent the wrong message.

  • @hatfisc Fair enough. I can't argue with that point.

  • @SupaAmi Let me also add that saying "white christian conservatives" is a bit racist if not politically motivated. Christianity isn't isolated to the white race. You could make the argument that a larger percentage of American blacks are indeed christian. Of course, most blacks are not conservative but christianity and discrimination towards gays are shared by both races. That's the only problem that I had with your reply but I do thank you for your rational response.

  • @hatfisc No, I said "white christian conservatives" more in response to your comment to pinpoint that it's just just a 'black guy thing'. Nothing more. Sorry for being unclear. I did not mean to to sound racist at all. My only problem is with bigots, not with any race or particular religion.

  • illdoc is seriously sensuous. sexy in a way no pretty boy hollywood type can be.

    he probably isnt even aware of it. or doesnt seem to be aware of it. i subscribe

    and he doesnt do much on youtube, but ill bet he doesnt know how many gay

    guys would seriously get into him. no pun. no homo...

  • I like when guys play with my balls and fuck me in the ass at the same time, no homo

  • NO HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yeah man me and my friends do a similar thing, it's called "no nigger." Whenever we steal a french fry from each other or wear our baseball caps backwards, or ironically listen to rap music, we just laugh and say "No nigger!" It's ok because we're just critiquing and satirizing racism

  • im watching this with my shirt off and just hung a soda cap off my erect nipples cause they are cold (no homo) but really i just fount this guy and think this guys perspective on issues is something not alot of people have, and i respect him for that to a point where i want to change myself to be more like him, and as for the soda cap yep its still hanging there.

  • Forget it came out of my mouth, I'm not going to say it... "No homo" LOl

  • Dawg, youre looking HOT! No homo.  Lemmie put my balls on yo fohead homie. No homo.

  • "I wanna fuck you in the ass. NO HOMO!"

  • @fireyeyedtyrants lol thx

  • Respond to this video...  do homos have a 'no-straight'?whites a 'no-black' and vice-versa. it is the usa afterall...

  • no homosapiens

  • I love your videos, man. You're the perfect mix of smooth, smart, and funny.

  • White folks that are bigots religiously avoid the use of the word n----r. Hiphop artists should religiously exercise the same restraint in using gay-derogatory terms as well. Imagine the horror of a young gay kid that loves disco, r&b. smooth jazz, & soul, and was ready to embrace another dance medium, hiphop, when he heard Sugarhill Gang singing about Superman and panty hose. The best men to know are the ones that are sure of their manhood & don't bash. Those are the real men. DAVEDJ

  • Dude, WHAT IS YOUR ETHNIC HERITAGE? You are the coolest clusterfuck of ethnic characteristics I have ever seen.

  • @aRtfReak6 I know right.

  • -phobia: a fear of..... i hate fagots, but i dont fear them lol. they just sicken me.. and its my right to feel that way, you librel douche!!!! fuck fagots their a parasite on sociaty

  • @MrJustinjustin No you redneck toilet barnacle,,, irrational hatred based on bigotry learned from parents, church and your own sexual insecurities is what is hurting society and look up the definition of "homophobia" because you don't know jack shit, apparently.

  • @MrJustinjustin um, fuck you, youre scum and i hope you havent reproduced.

  • @MrJustinjustin I bet you do indeed want to 'fuck fagots', like you put it. The kind of hatred you exhibit could only stem from some deep lying insecurity that is awakened in you by gay people. Sorry about that. Hope you can embrace your gayness and come out of the closet sometime.

  • Its soo true ! I was an "anti no homo" person before but then one day I said to my friend that her jeans were really cute and then I said ... No Homo ! Lol and she was like WTF ? And after that I found myself saying it alot ! It's soo addictive

  • not funny at all, homophobes

  • Yay finally an explanation!

  • sometimes i say "very homo" after saying something that sounds gay, like saying "it's exactly what it looks like" to make it as ironic as possible. sometimes it works...sometimes it fails horribly

  • Ughhhhhh God I hate that word im 14 and my friends say it like all the time its so annoying even when the words aren't at all sounding gay its no homo no homo NO HOMO

  • Thats what she said!

  • this is so awesome! one of my favorite things about hip hop is our everlasting fear of age! its so awesome that the music is constantly stuck in its teenage years and heaven forbid you make it past 26 yer now "old"...i love it..this dude how to retain his hop hop card by trading in gay for old....

  • Is this guy black or white cuz he sounds black? (no racist)

  • Oh, dur. Just realized I'd already seen this video. LOVE IT!

    Great meeting ya tonight, sir!

  • @MysteryGuitarMan

    thumbs up for reaction on mysteryguitarman!!!!

    ROFLOL!!!

  • GREAT INSITE!

  • I don't get it?

  • I must be not in the 'in-crowd' again..... this is the first time I've ever heard of this.

  • Wow -- I'm gay, and this is the first time I've ever heard of this "No Homo" thing....but then again, I'm an old white guy -- an old white gay guy -- HOMO!!!!

  • @markedwardindc no you're just a faggot.no homo.

  • "forget that it came out of my mouth" ehehe.

    derp.

  • I am ok...with the pause..the no homo is just gay...

  • No Homo Was Cool When Camron & The Dipset Said It & Now Every1 Is Saying It Just Annoying Now !!

    Like Every 1 Get Of Camron & Dipset Dick...No Homo ...Haa

  • By the way, this vision of the pink fur outfit BURNED my retinas forever. Thank you.

  • I love you so much.

    Oh, yeah : totally homo.

  • Very nice. I enjoyed it.

  • that´s mad crazy! no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo

  • I'm new to "no homo" and think it's hilarious.

  • It is so hard for me not to be in love with you.

    Why is your voice so lulling???

  • This vidoe is hilarious "no hetero"

  • I like this vid, no homo

  • "no homo" is extra lame. I'm obveiously not gay, if I like a dudes shirt, I'mma tell em!

  • The "no homo" addiction cycle sounds an awful lot like the "that's what she said" addiction cycle, except instead of trying to be an ironic commentary on homophobia, it's an ironic commentary on heteronormativity and harassment culture.

    Okay actually I just really like saying heteronormativity.

  • the "no homo" thing is so silly, i see why some people took it and made it into a kind of game just for laughs. it reminds of this thing my friends used to do in school, saying "in bed"after fortune cookie fortunes. like, "you will succeed in everything you do...in bed".

  • This is so homo. No hetero.

  • lmao .. love this guy ... (im not going to say it) =) lol

  • The words we say, and the jokes we make carry weight. Let's be discerning.

  • I hate homophobia...stale...stupid...­stupor

  • i think saying " No homo" makes the situation more homo

  • that shit is funny.

  • I really liked the ending to this vid!!!

  • love it! love these vlogs

  • lol;he did pause or say no homo at the end.!

  • We should say "No Ghetto" like "Imma get my weave tightened up, No Ghetto"

  • Haha! Nice one :)

  • I think people should start saying "No Romo" to mean No Romance. It can apply to situations involving any genders and isn't homophobic.

  • @Hadidet i think that would still reinforce reenforce stoicism :-/ 

  • Cool. Didn't know what that was. Is that like when a hardcore alcoholic is the first one to vehemently "turn down" free drinks at a party?

  • "don't let this happen to you" hahaha

  • So, maybe I can say "YO - Homo!"  since I am Gay?

  • @Mestisamo a homegirl of mine who is lesbian switiches it n says "so homo" lol

  • @MrSFblack I like that even better :D

  • @Mestisamo I'm climbing on board your bandwagon (yo, homo). [g]

  • @bound2defyyou pause.

  • @Mestisamo "Mo Homo!" probably works too!

  • @MrShayneOneill That works too! Still, I really think that if somone has to work that hard to make it clear that they aren't gay, then there's more issues than your buddys opinions. For once, I would like to hear a guy say how much they appreciate a compliment from another man and not be all worried about if it looks gay or not- similarly, it would be great to openly compliment a man without everybody thinking you want in their pants.

  • @Mestisamo Well I'm a straight dude but yeah I'm not threatened by some dude trying it on, or giving me a random kiss on the cheek at a queer club or whatever. Its flattering. Hell with the mess my sex life is in, I'll take any compliment I can get frankly. Don't mean I wanna shag the brother, but it doesnt mean I need to make him miserable by being a homophobic twit either.

  • In color?  What's the occasion?

  • Loving your editing style mate. What are you using for cam and what for your audio. Good job.

    Also some great topics you cover. Better than TV!

  • You know what else is played out? The "N-word"

  • Gay "no homo" shit is gay. What an irony, but it's true.

    Its like saying "Aww, cute baby. No pedo" or "Awesome stuff. No fanboy."

    Seriously, why would you say that? Do you feel so insecure about your own sexuality that you have to tell people you are "no homo"? I think not. Now, I know it has just become a fucking 'trendy' thing to say but just stop it.

    Thumbs up if you agree. "No attention whore."

  • Like this. Although, "if you're not the original target of an insult, you can't be the one to reclaim it", but if you *are* the original target of this insult -i.e "homo", then saying "no homo" is retarded, because, well duh, you are.

    Although it does remind me of a joke we used to play as small children : going up to randoms and blatantly asking if they were 'a homo'. When they said no (they always said no) we accused them of not being a homosapien :P cheeky but fun.

  • @eclipsol83 you gotta be kidding me! there is more love for gay people today than there ever has been... same goes for equality and racial tolerance. There are gay festivals and gay neighborhoods... gay bashing per gay capita has definitely shrunk to almost nil. Don't be a drama queen... just spread love to all... and if its gay, it's gay. embrace it.

  • I been a hardcore hiphop ever since and I just started hearing ppl say no homo in 09'. Proud to say i never said that gay shit. Saying it makes you automatically a faggot

  • @eclipsol83 you make a valid point, but me and my friends tend to use the term pretty loosely. no one means to use it to offend anyone.

  • the last 5 seconds of this are pretty funny.

  • @eclipsol83 If you are a follower of Christ than you are to be transformed into His image and He commanded us to LOVE one another (John 15:12). It is NOT an option--it is a commandment. Many (myself included) have left established churches because of all the hate and haters. I now have a personal relationship with God and have discovered more than I did thru any church. We, as His followers are to overcome hate with good (Romans 12:17, 21) and bless our enemies (Matt 5:44). Much Respect.

  • @eclipsol83 I know what faggot is. Faggot=you. Enjoy ur long trip to hell fag

  • @eclipsol83

    "Ya but black,latino,arabic people= millions of people

    "homos= 10% of the population of the earth"

    I'm going to let you think about that for a second.

  • @eclipsol83 you may have missed in my posts, I am a homo, and it doesn't offend me ;)

  • "If you are not the original target of an insult, you can't be the one to reclaim it." That's a quotable and a good general rule to live by. Thanks for speaking the truth.

    Peace

  • So, how is this an insult or offensive to homosexuals?

  • Just blomo, no homo.

  • Saying no homo is hard to stop. Its like saying that's what she said, except no homo is offensive.