Mad TV - Mr McNerd coffee guy

[jemilicee]

5 people drink decaf.

[Bertminator]

LOL...I had a pee like that last night after 2 cups coffee 1 glass water 1 rum & coke & a 2 1/2 hour highway drive...had to go on the side of the road...Never ever seen that much pee come out. LOL...sorry I know it's TMI. ;)

[InnannasRainbow1]

Hell, my heart regularly jumps into the 200s but then again, my heart wiring is faulty. Trust me, it does not feel good when it does that. One time it did reach 400 bpm but that is considered fibrillation and is very unpleasant.

[kilssj2250]

5 Dislikes ey? I guess THOSE FOOLS couldn't tell 'just coffee' from a "$9.oo Cup of Arabian Mochachino!"

xD

[merrygaming4]

*insert bear grylls joke*

[AirBentleyx]

omg the lady on the left at 1:01 is the crazy mom on icarly!!!!

[TheJbhater45]

@AirBentleyx yea she played in alot of them but they are hard 2 find on youtube, idk y

[AirBentleyx]

i used to think that was charlie sheen

[monazzzification]

i thought he was jim carrey at first

[weirdguy75]

He's mocking the effects of crack cocaine, right?

[InnannasRainbow1]

@weirdguy75 No, coffee overdose.

[weirdguy75]

@InnannasRainbow1 I get the plot of the sketch but you can't o.d. on coffee and act like that.

[xso61673]

Three cheers for demerol!

[LizLovesLollipops]

I wish I saw him at my Starbucks!!!

[bahnhofadelsdorf]

the best the coffee

[ILoveJustinBieb81367]

I really want some starbucks non fizzy fhat frapachinos

[morganrocks911]

i want coffe now XD

[Onajimono]

You can keep the change haha

[dana123xena]

freddie's mom from icarly haha

[MegaVergan]

This is my favorite so far!

[MegaVergan]

look at his eyes lol

[littletony19]

lol god look at his eyes lmao

[PlyLilian]

So THAT'S how Stuart turned out.

[chriscicoria]

coffee pee :)

[cookie123d1]

dude thats exaclty how i get when i drink coffee hahaha

[blesstv]

he looks like keeanu reeves 

[joebstarsurfer]

if you dont live in real city you havent had coffee its like smoking but good im drinking yummy coffee now lol.Coffee drugs for old people.

[soccergirl97979]

2 people wish their pee was pure coffee

[6173335]

lol rippoff of kids in the hall tea sketch but uterly helarious

[rimrockerdeezzle]

" can u follow the light with ur eyes" that waz the funniest

[AQWRikuofTheDark]

"can you blink for me"?

"sure...uhh...ncnahh kay uhhh"

[westsydeonyoblock]

nice workin with ya LOLLLLL

[howchildish]

Is this a satire for the civet cat coffee or what XD

[enigmataxtreme]

nice working with you LOL hahaha

[Trashfished]

drugs are 4 freaks!!LOL!!

[KatsRDaBestNY]

LOL!!!

[TiffKing]

his eyes always cracked me up, lol

[BlikeNave]

"Follow this light with your eyes" LOL

[ScottM2009]

Why would they put his piss in coffee bags?

[slimjimtheman]

is that jim carrey?

[Boneher4life]

new from dolgers

so good u wont believe what ur drinking xD

[JoemarieTsinoy]

i think coffee beans will come out when he poops heheheX_X

[1cynfire]

I wonder what comes out when he poops.

[knex81]

IF My piss was Made outta 100% Coffee I would drink it LOL

[ITherealMarcomanI]

Do you think Stan´s coffee is disgusting, look for the expensive Civet coffee (Kopi Luwak). ;-)

[xJaeChun]

is that the most expensive coffee on earth?

[ITherealMarcomanI]

@xJaeChun

Yes.

[Trollnumber12]

@xJaeChun Yes it is. Tastes like crap, and that is what it is. It's excrements from a feline animal called a Luwak living in Indonesia. It eats coffee beans and the droppings are then picked up and sold.

[iSmokeLikeBobMarley]

@ITherealMarcomanI civet coffee isn't even nasty. just because of the process it goes through doesn't mean it tastes disgusting.

[ITherealMarcomanI]

@iSmokeLikeBobMarley It´s SHIT!!! ^^

[iSmokeLikeBobMarley]

@ITherealMarcomanI "A civet eats the berries for their fleshy pulp. In its stomach, proteolytic enzymes seep into the beans, making shorter peptides and more free amino acids. Passing through a civet's intestines the beans are then defecated, keeping their shape. After gathering, thorough washing, sun drying, light roasting and brewing... " SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY DRINKING SH*T. Think a little before you post.

[ITherealMarcomanI]

@iSmokeLikeBobMarley DRINK IT! ^^

[XenonTheWarriorGas]

"Hooray!" lol

[PandaBear468]

mmm now i want some coffee :P

[TheSilverEagle100]

LoL! Coffee Piss XD!

[SnorklinWithCudas]

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[IGetsMoney24]

im gonna stop here before he pee's 0:07 5 bucks coffee comes out

[GodOfRessurrection]

haha awesome! drugs are for freeeaks!

[Monchi2006]

demerol is a hell of a drug

[xso61673]

@Monchi2006 I CONCUR WITH YOU

[dator36]

the man who never sleep

[lunei66]

Heh, so many people refuse to accept the fact that coffee and cigarettes actually are drugs.

[HammandClov]

Sugar is a drug too.

[delta9tetrahydroca]

cocaine is hell of a drug

[knex81]

Hey that doctor is from Icarly Freddys mom

[BJZnRPZ]

one of the best characters ever. lmao

[ScoolYgreat]

Hah love Stan forever!

[sourfin]

stan the java man

[robertanthonyplant]

is it me or does he look like brendan frasier???

[lstchnce]

its Pat Killbane

[nspotts]

YESS!!!!!!!

[damiangt]

3:52 lmao haha hooray!

[Bertminator]

Did you ever see the coffee guy in the grocery store lineup? That was hilarious.

[Volvedor]

Oh man im looking for that !! plz if u find it , send me a pm or something !

that episode was really great !

[Bertminator]

I had no luck finding it...same goes for me...if you find it PLEASE send a link to me.

[InnannasRainbow1]

@Bertminator I have seen it on here before but now I can't find it. Is it still posted here?

[Bertminator]

@InnannasRainbow1 If EVER I find it, I will somehow try to let you know.

[monkeyfeet36]

STAN IS HILARIOUSE

[nWoDARKKNIGHT]

Stan is awesome

[BlackWolf4830]

So THAT explains Folger's taste

[bedfall]

reminds me of jim carrey

[Partytime20]

At the very end, they claim that his body is a coffee machine and they are going to put it to work. Stan would like that concept, due to his inherent coffee addiction. His "hurray" comment and bodily expression is priceless. Ahaha.

[mymcrrromance]

hes so freaky

lmao

[2002virus]

Look! It godot from phoenix wright!

[narutokage777]

drugs are for freeeaaaks! just genius