Duke Nukem Forever Rejected Lines Part Two

[mynightmarexxx1000]

Never listen to duke nuken drinking something. Patty cake will forever be hilarious to me now lol

[Punkrockfan001]

you should load where he said your balls

my face.lol in the game he says my balls your face.

but in the clip i saw he said your balls my face.lol

[RustyBulletHole2]

Oh wait.. I just realized that's the top comment from 2 years ago...

[RustyBulletHole2]

Nobody steals our chicks. They've got gonorrhea.

[4seasonsebay]

quick somebody teabag me... lol

[Fisk742]

äääymmmm could it be that duke nukem is a parody on Arnold Schwareznegger!?

[Fisk742]

what does that mean at the end "A deer a female deer"?

[The1NT1M1DAT0R]

@Fisk742 homer simpson says DOE...and a doe is a female deer

[Fisk742]

@The1NT1M1DAT0R ahhh ok?

[NirvanaFan370]

Jesus Duke!

[spoofster84]

"After 12 years I made a come back, but if I wanted my come back I would just wipe it from your moms chin."

[SexMasterHybridQueen]

@spoofster84 hahahahahaha that is really funny and no one got it XD

[spoofster84]

"nobody steals or chicks, I paid for them!"

[SuperJammers]

hehehehe that was brilliant



[rtz4]

i laughted tears XDDD best ones where "...Pooface" , "Bowls of cereal" and "...quick! Someody teabag me!" i think. xDD I WANT A PART 3 RIGHT NAOW!!!

[MisterSandman82]

i got bowls of cereal

[CanIPoopInTraffic]

I was playin DNF and the holo Duke says I'm going to play pattycake on your ass

[TheCommanderNZ]

@CanIPoopInTraffic

Jon St John completely rip me off. :(

[CanIPoopInTraffic]

@TheCommanderNZ As soon as I Heard the holo Duke say that I thought Damn that must have been the real Jon St John lol

[SexMasterHybridQueen]

"somebody tea bag me!" oh duke u make me laugh on that line lol XD

[Hippyjonnycomics]

MORE!!!!!!

[Hippyjonnycomics]

ITS TIME TO KICK ASS AND DRINK TEA!

[Nomis095]

@Hippyjonnycomics somebody tea bag me...

[Hippyjonnycomics]

I Put ben gay on my balls lol!

[TheCompyshop]

"jesus duke" Oh god I died laughing

[modernmobster]

actually that impression is pretty good. definitely not dead on but I haven't heard any better than this.

[jasonx1509]

i would use the i am legend one lol

[GarredHATES]

I died laughing

[ajle9550]

I'm gonna play pattycake, on your ass sounds like a line Duke would say.

[dreakheart]

ps i didnt vote against , wasnt me

[TheCommanderNZ]

@dreakheart

ps, you are blocked now. Sick of you spamming the comments full of your bullshit.

[dreakheart]

this is a fake guys cmon , compare this 1 with the Rare sound Bloopers , you see what im on about

stop posting fake bullshit !!

[lolz146]

@dreakheart Dude its a fucking joke, jesus christ you must be retarded.

[dreakheart]

@lolz146 take it easy mate, no need to get upset cause some 1 says something

even so its fake and a joke doesn mean you should call names

, anyway one favor deserves another here we go!

so you figured im a dude no bad yes i am jezus christ incarnate and comdemn you to be gay for the rest of yr life :P

and you must be retarted says alot about your name lolz very original thought it took you long to come up with that 1 man yr so boring why dont you go pick a fight with yr lil sister :D

[lolz146]

@dreakheart You can't even use retarded as an insult when your grammar is absolute shit. I mean take a minute and read what you posted. Doesn't make the slightest bit of sense.

[jackedupcrackersman]

pooface

[davetista]

all of these and more should be in the new duke nukem game. ...if it ever comes out. i could listen to these for hours if only there were hours of these.

[Ty1lo]

your face your ass whats the circumference holy fuck i cried i laughed so hard

[EvilNecroid]

were they real? sounds fake to me

[Rachman1337]

"I just blasted you into vapor wear" should be an actual line.

[opel1111]

lol "I'm going to play patty cake.....on your ass"

[inferno1101102]

im gonna play pattycake..... on your ass

[mghillsburg]

Great, i love the lines. made me laugh so fucking hard. i want part III

[TheCommanderNZ]

@mghillsburg

There won't be a part 3.

[dregoth22]

@TheCommanderNZ , why not, that was awesome

[TheCommanderNZ]

@dregoth22

Because I did not make these and the person who did has vanished from the net.

[FlyffyVampire]

I put bangae on my balls.

[MaxRideWizardLord]

it's bloopers?

[MMAmoz]

LOL FUKIN BRILL 10/10 funny

[sonickun95]

Too bad you can't find Robersdee, i would love to see more parts :'(

[DukeNukem2020]

"I've got Bowls of Cereal!"

[Pissantloser]

"nobody steals our chicks... they've got gonorrhea."

[Dakkiller1]

I'm gonna play patty cake... On your ass!

[joshtodamax]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Trogbob]

I want part three!

[TheCommanderNZ]

There is no part three, I didn't make these Robersdee did as it says in the description.

[Trogbob]

well, try to convince him then. There's gotta be more lines to make fun of

[TheCommanderNZ]

Wouldn't have a clue where he is.

I only uploaded these because his account got removed or he closed it.

[4462892Perez]

its time to kick ass and drink tea

rolf

[labtech200]

your face your ASS.... whats the circumferance XD

[labtech200]

LOL "I got balls of celium. o_o JESUS DUKE..." ROFL

[elendiel]

@labtech200 I thought he says "I got bowls of cereal"

[VortexNeurofunk]

poo face <-- LOLOLOLOL

[FuckedYourDad]

so damn funny, ill have to steal the tbag one

[wolfen1057]

You make him sound gay...sort of. I couldnt stop laughing

[dannymilunovic2]

i am regan lololol

[TheCommanderNZ]

That's not what he says...

[immeyouhe]

That made my day dude! Thanks so much!

[sonickun95]

@dannymilunovic2 He says "I am leg-end" XD

[Deere55]

you should make more of these

[TheCommanderNZ]

Read the description, I didn't make these. I only uploaded these as they got deleted by You Tube.

[sweetdaddyabe14]

LOL "nobody steals our chicks they got gonnerea" LMAO XD

[kingstomman]

its time to kick ass and drink tea quick somebody tea bag me lool

[Username5550123]

Quick, somebody tea bag me. LOL

[IAmMike512]

"pooface" HAHA!!

[QuestionMarkPeriod]

omg roflmao

"I've got bowls of cereal."

".... Jesus Duke..."

[CCVoid44]

Bahaha "Bowls of cereal..." i can just see it now.. im gunna be sittin in class one day and just burst out laughing

[sexyslimgoody1779]

its time to kick ass and drink tea, hahaha patty cake on your ass

[Zero254]

ROFL

[Zaemz]

Lol, this is damn funny.

[Tinfoilpain]

I Do think I found this guy

[holasoyyotodobien]

LOLZ great lines xD

[gladeplugins]

Nobody steals our chicks... they've got gonorrhea.

[TheCommanderNZ]

Fail.

[commandox20]

Fail? More like, WIN!

[TheCommanderNZ]

Any one who post them "first" comments are all fail and will be removed.

[commandox20]

Oh, okay! I wasnt sure why you were failing an empty comments section.

"I've got bowls of cereal! "