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  • It was the 60's an early 70's, In the books Bond was a tough guy who didn't like anybody get in his way, including women.

    Most of the scenes happen because women hide information from him, other ones are because they're trying to kill him and the last ones (slap in the ass) are consequence of the time it was (60's). In the most recent films, women are the ones who's save Bond's life and they stop being "the damsel in distress".

  • >shoots dozens of men

    >no one gives any fucks

    >slaps a few women

    >Feminists flip the bitch

  • the good old times

  • Some nice slapping there :-)

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  • well, i dont like this thug. obviously he is not a gentleman.

  • lol Bond using the woman to take the hit on the head

  • the audio of the slaps make it funny and unreal like snl

  • There is nothing innately wrong with hitting a woman. I treat it the same way I treat a man hitting a man. What is the "overall" situation? What is the history between these two? Who's been abusing who (emotionally, physically, economically, etc..)? Did the person "snap" or was it premediated? Can I blame hip for "snapping" under the specific circumstances? If violence was justified, was only enough violence used to incapacitate the other person or was it excessive?

  • @ActaNonVerba71 there is something innately wrong with hitting a woman. boys who suffer a sister to hit them without hitting back are worth of admiration -if no cowardice is involved, but rather gallantry. i would do it probably only against a robber (or similar) or to provide her with pleasure, or to snap her out of hysterics in a very rare circumstance.

  • @userac78 I do not agree with you but you seem pleasant and I respect our difference of opinion. I would like to ask you a new question in light of what you wrote. You said that there is something "innately wrong" with a man hitting a woman. In ther words, you accept inequality in this circumstance. My question is: Can you share with me a couple examples of things that are "innately wrong" for women to do to men but that are not "innately wrong" for men to do to women?

  • @ActaNonVerba71 ... It's wrong to initiate violence against a man ... or any sentient being.

  • @ProNorden Well, I respect your consistency. I disagree. I see violence as one of many potential responses to situations. Like any other reaction, degree is a prime consideration too. For instance, corporal punishment is no longer allowed in school. Yet, some female teachers in early childhood education have resorted to significant psychological games and humiliation to deal with naughty male students. I think a quick paddling with reasonable force is far more productive and humane.

  • @ActaNonVerba71 well actually i didnt say it was ok for women to hit men either. i think there might be something innately wrong with people hitting people. there might be some excusable scenarios. but i would rather go on default by saying its wrong to hit people.

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  • @userac78 .. It's wrong to initiate violence against a man ... or any sentient being.

  • The real Bond! Hell yeah!

  • Keeping the pimp hand of Her Majesty strong!

  • 0:42 is the best one, hands down!

  • Now that the Femonazi's have had their little hissy fit maybe we can get back to running the world again becuase they and their socialist mangina drones have made quite a mess of it for the last 40 years

  • Dink... what perfect context for a girl who's name in Lithuanian actually means "get lost"

  • Mantalk that stinks and one for the Dink!

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  • When men put women in their place. Men are PC fags now. Ladies dont need slapping into place. Just bitches.

  • sean connery is a pig.

  • I loved the summary at the end

  • "...man talk" slap. Ha ha.

  • lazenby my favorite bond!

  • Connery's pimp hand is strong.

  • Because he's suave, you can suck it.

  • @TheHuntress144 this is fucking hilarious ....that is all.

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  • @TheHuntress144 K, how about when women laugh at men being abused, how about when women support abuse towards men? Shut the fuck up and let us laugh.

  • @jayc342009 Ummmm, way to assume that all women laugh at abuse towards men. Does it make it easier to rationalize your misogynistic lust to see women abused?

  • @TheHuntress144 Yeah okay bro.....

  • @jayc342009 no problem, cumbucket. try a dictionary next time so my comments don't make your head hurt so much.

  • @TheHuntress144 Nice grammar..............

  • @TheHuntress144

    do you always think in absolutes?

  • feminism has fucked up america in the worst ways possible........ girls w/ princess syndrome, the divorce rate up to 50%, women being slutty whores...u name it...

  • @andre1442

    AMEN brother!

    ...and not only america

  • @andre1442 AMEN!!!

  • @andre1442 Yeah well you can't get any sluttier than the women on James Bond. By the way his body must have become a giant breeding ground for STD's with the number of beds he gets into.

  • @andre1442 UK is the same- they all grew dicks and act like men- actually they are worse as play at both ends...a women when it suits them best- then a man when it works best for them ...kind of split personality. Above all they are NASTY creatures...go to eastern Europe they are all old fashioned (well watch out for the Gold diggers).

  • @andre1442 holy fucking shit man, fuck you for blaming feminism. fuck you with a rusty pipe. I'm a dude, but shockingly I totally support feminism since... I'm not a total fuck-up.

  • @andre1442 women's rights has nothing to do with being a whore or having "princess syndrome." you can shut up now.

  • Oh James Bond, you taught me how to treat all the women in my life with objectivity and abuse, I will never forget thee.

  • sean connery's is a badass motherfucker as bond

  • I don't know why I find most of this fucking hilarious

  • bitchslap

  • "Dink, say goodbye to Felix"

    ...and get back to the kitchen!

  • 0:33 LIAAAR!

  • where is the Xenia bathroom scene from Goldeneye?

    I guess it's not here because she obviously deserved what she got...

  • He was probably portraying how British men (or Scottish in his case) behaved around women during that time.

  • *Insert women empowerment phrase*

  • these women did not deserve a slap..no woman does ...unless she asks for one..literally.

  • @ThePurpleHarpoon "if women want equal rights, they gotta deal with the equal lefts as well"

  • "Man talk."

    *slaps her ass*

    lmfao

  • 14 women think this video is abusive and are uproar over this video Sean Connery speaks on the subject *smack* end of discussion 

  • I bet he got the answer he was looking!

  • Oh my goodness, he just turned her around and let her get stabbed, that is terrible, lawls!

  • A good spy never lets chivalry get in the way of getting the mission done.

    ...Sorry, ladeez.

  • Lad!

  • 0.42. why won't you die?

  • Look at James Bond, that bitch, manhandling Emma Peel. Bull. She kicked more ass in the Avengers and was exponentially wittier than he could ever hope to be. Same with Cathy Gale (Honor Blackman who played Pussy Galore.

  • This, children, is the only character concept of what a REAL man should be. Fuck yoru Chuck Norrises and Charlie Sheens, Mr. Bond would bitchslap your mothers to the point where they make him a 9,000 foot long sub.

  • Slaps them in the morning and then ball-slaps them in the evening.

  • James Bond has a license to slap bitches!

  • I think I may have broken the like button.

  • :)

  • thug

    

  • Lol

  • Pure gold.

  • This video was found on the landover church site. :/

  • Nowadays chicks slap back. You can't get away with this any more.

  • @leafyutube : if a chick can slap you around, you sure ain't no Bond! But you may be a twink assed gimp! LOL!!!

  • @Naked4Jesus It is contrary to the popular belief bro; it's the man who WON'T hit a woman back if she hits you that is the wimp.

  • LOL I like how the smack sounds like pistol shot :D

  • I LOVE THIS SHIT

  • Ha, literally

  • when men were men...

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  • I love the end montage. slapslapslapslapslap

  • PIMP

  • 0:42 using a woman as a shield, nice touch Mr. Bond

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  • Hahaha slap the bitches, Mr. Bond!

  • this is so theraputic - if I cant do it, at least watch the boss do it - they all deserved it anyway i mean those broads are counter spies trying to kill him- if they wanna play with the big boys= get slapped

  • just so you know, sean connery improvised all thoses slaps,, god bless him

  • choke her with her bra LMAO. Like a Boss. Wait. He's the Boss. LOL

  • 14 people are women.

  • Like a Boss !

  • 0:42 fucking lol

  • 14 women found out that Sean Connery has a license to slaaap.

  • fuck yea

  • "Theres something i wanna get off your chest" CHOKEE! lolll

  • so alpha

  • knows how to keep his pimp hand strong

  • heh I thought this was James Bond hitting "on" women

  • bond be drownin' bitches!!!

  • HAHAHA

    the one where he uses the bitch who set him up as a human shield = LOL

  • @zx6rtt he got an assist on that play

  • Sean Connery was so unbelievably sexy

  • james bondage

  • What's the problem? Bond is also beating up other men. Feminists should complain when he doesn't hit a woman, because it would imply women can't take a slap.

    And for the ass slaps, that's just a compliment. Girls do it, too, although they are more squeezers than slappers.

  • @Vaudeviller Actually, Bond generally did much worse to the men. I mean, Tiffany Case was saved by Bond...but he had no qualms about killing Peter Franks (the earlier link in the chain) and having his body used as kindling to smuggle diamonds! In "Dr. No," he has the femme fatale arrested...but even though he's in no danger when he traps Professor Dent, and could've probably thrashed him rather easily...he kills him without remorse!

    Bond seldom kills the bad girls..he usually kills bad guys!

  • Who's your connection?!

  • Get a hold of yourself!!!!

  • That boob scene at 1:11 was done so well, no matter how much I paused it I didn't get any sneak boob :(

  • best one is "speak up darling, I can't hear you" as he casually strangles her with her own bra

  • speak up darling i can't hear you LOL

  • Pimp hand of God.

  • boobs at 1:11

  • Keep them whores in line, Bond!

  • BOND! My man lol

  • Lol

  • Craig's still the best bond, but watching all this go on in the oldies sure is funny.

  • @Godzilla52 you've gotta be shitting me

  • @TheP00pBandit Nope, Craig's movies got more character development, more engaging story, less gadget cheesiness, and follow the Ian Fleming Novels more accurately than any Bond film since Timothy Dalton. Plus Craig is probably the most non nonsense Bond ever.

  • must....remember...the swim top move

  • Those were the times...

  • @Murmillo1 Damn right.

  • Licence to bitch slap and to kill, now thats what I call a good job.

  • I want to be the Foley guy for the ass-slap sound fx. Spanking inter tushes all day.

  • Did that lady have a glass eye or somethin?

  • Bond is king

  • James Bond is a Bad Ass Mother Fucker ! my idol

  • James Bond smacks more women then a pimp.

  • James Bond is the man.

  • Connery is a straight G...

  • 0:56- I'll say it again, Lazenby is the best 'classical' Bond because he matches my impression of 'James Bond' from reading the books.

    Pierce Bronsan is the best 'modern' Bond.

  • @AcctNo4 When I read the 007 novels I tend to envisage Lazenby

  • @AcctNo4 Totally Agree, James Bond is dead now we got crappy Daniel Craig

  • f course he's a psychopath, he's a hitman for the US and the Uk, always using his charm in a situation that would leave him looking like a conman offscreen. alan Moore more or less says so in the black dossier.

  • On the other hand most spies and assassins are bastards with no morality whatsoever so the idea of him being a knight in shining armour is british fantasy although Flemming wrote him as more sour minded, dark and acerbic.

    Gallows humour because he knew he could die at any minute like his parents in switserland.

  • Best way to treat a jugs if you ask me and they come back for more :-D. Why tamper with a winning formula.

  • So sexist XDDD

  • 0:40 is pure genius!! lol Just casually swing a women into a baton strike!

  • 0:57 Who the hell is that!? xD

  • @Xile067 He is George Lazenby from the movie "On the majesty's secret service"

  • the universal slapping sound was the recording of Albert Broccoli smashing his wife, amplified thirty times with bass included.

  • maybe he should drink stella artois instead of martini

  • @tootalrecall rofl

  • LOLOLOL :40

  • "Man talk." *smack*

  • missed a "to" there.. oh well.

  • I'd never hit a girl unprovoked or because she made me angry but damnit if you slap me I'll be damn sure slap you back. Well, unless I deserved it of course ^^

  • 0:42 is by far the best!

  • @raymondbros rofl indeed what a gentleman :D

  • I know I should be offended since I'm a "lady" and all that, but this is just too damn hilarious!

  • @JoelandtheBots people were pretty sexist in those days

  • @BananaSandwich1 Well in fairness, he only hit the women most of the time.

    When it came to the bad GUYS, he had no qualms about killing them...which was of course something he seldom did to bad women.

  • @JoelandtheBots Is it hilarious that Connery really does advocate hitting a woman?  Just do it with an open palm. Fully acceptable anytime she won't leave a subject alone, and you really don't feel like just walking away.

  • PIMP

  • The producers wrote all these scenes in..........the Bond films generally help to caste all women as "she-devils in disguise" or some such nonsense......and judging by the interviews I've seen of Sean Connery here on YouTube, more or less claiming that women often deserve to be slapped, Connery is still living in the Bond world.

    Did somewhere here say they jizzed watching these clips? Good, thats probably what the filmmakers wanted you to do

  • James: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

    Woman: "Huh?"

    (slap) James: "SLAP!"

  • I jizzed

  • yes, nowadays in movies and tv women can slap men to their hearts content and nobody bats an eyelid, and usually for no good reason too. At least bond had the world to save.

  • man talk.. *SLAP*

  • Holy shit, did he just more or less kill that bitch at 0:40?

  • @hisdudenessxiv well he saw in her eye the ennemi was coming and she woudnlt say a damn thing

  • Love the end :D multi-slapping

  • i bet that if it was a video in wich was bond being slapped by a woman, we would have plenty of men shouting abuse and howling indignation, i'm sure

  • @Tryllly: I imagine, you can check that if you look at any of the Bond vs Xenia fight videos

  • @Tryllly youtube.com/watch?v=HvTQ3A4CZS­A you lose.

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  • I love these scenes men as a whole have become such pussies and we forgot who is the masculine sex. While I think beating a woman is not right some woman get away with murder in the sense they are entitled to do as they please. A while ago an ex of mine pushed me off the bed and I cut my knee but when I squeezed her wrist I was a woman beater. Double standards are such bullshit these days.

  • @SincerelyHector you're bullshit today. masculinity is a social construction. she was wrong for pushing you off the bed, you were wrong for squeezing her wrists. violence is not the answer. grow up.

  • lol is that a swedish flag at 0:38 ?