Armageddon - the Russian cosmonaut

[bursegsardaukar]

"I am not gas station" "This is sophisticated laboratory"

[XxGameadickxX]

okay seriously, in those 18 years did Lev poured alcohol in the air filtrations systems or something?

[teamewell]

I don't want to ruin the film but Lev has spent 18 months in zero gravity, he would be unable to stand let alone run, because of not using his legs for a year and a half. I hate knowing this fact because it ruins the scene for me.

[luxurycat]

@teamewell

Well, cosmonauts did lots of special physical exercises up to 2 hours a day, mainly treadmill and cycle ergometer...besides, don't forget that Lev was ready to fire his thrusters any time!

On a serious note though, 18 months would've been quite taxing for the body, no doubt about that..

[1moonlord2]

Lev is the man... 18 months alone is not forever alone!!! =D

[Lagerfeld2008]

they should have make this scene with zero gravity* .

I mean that wasn´t a Low Budged movie.

*like they did in the Apollo 13 movie

[jjjcollins5]

Zis iz ze Russian space station

[PedjaLhs]

Rarely good movie that came out from the hollywood...

[Frajdsson]

Stormare :D

[mayito17tj]

stupid americans.

lev said: don't touch anything

[Slipknot808]

@mayito17tj They didn't touch anything...

Why don't you hold the criticism until your country's space agency gets out of diapers and starts sending up it's own manned missions to space and makes a significant contribution to space exploration.

[JapanCATAH]

он 18 месяцев жил на станции и ничего не сломал, а америкосы сломали всё за пол часа!!!))))

[solanut]

the american's leave a comrade stuck in there while the russin who is not American stays their for him?

[OmgItsRap]

Lev is the bomb

[BalmungSama0]

Wow. None of the guys know what the Russian is talking about when he explains the equiptment.

It's almost as if it was a bad move to put a bunch of untrained oil drillers on an earth-saving mission.

[Watchernator]

cracked

[Useless2112]

God damn this shit looks old.

[ocelotrevs]

Say what you want about Michael Bay, he knows how to do a good action seen.

[BalmungSama0]

@ocelotrevs Translation: "HOW CAN WE MAKE EVERYTHING EXPLODE?!?!"

[some5672]

Why is NASA using feet? wth?

[M4levolence]

Lev is awesome ! " Iam ready to fire my Trushters anytime " most awesome :D

[86Timewarp]

This is guy is funny as hell

[MrDickheadsman]

18 months alone??

[luxurycat]

@MrDickheadsman

Yep, the Russian record is 437.7 days...crazy huh?

Valeri Polyakov, launched 8 January 1994 (Soyuz TM-18), stayed at Mir for 437.7 days, during which he orbited the Earth about 7,075 times and traveled 300,765,000 km (186,887,000 mi), returning 22 March 1995 (Soyuz TM-20)

As an aside, it's funny of them to diss the Russian station for being 11 years old when US shuttles aren't that brand spanking new either xD

[Kingfordian22]

@luxurycat

There was problems with Mir. They had inorbit fires on a rregular occurance. But Mir was a symbol of the Soviets. Even though they had broken up, people still thought of the Soviet connection and were used to critisising anything Soviet due to the past history

[luxurycat]

@Kingfordian22

The fire was caused by a faulty oxygen-generating (lithium perchlorate) cartridge.

The problem was traced to a piece of latex glove left there by an assembly line worker.

The cartridge got re-designed after the incident.

Read all about it here:

nsc.nasa.gov/SFCS/SystemFailur­eCaseStudyFile/Download/220/

What's wrong with the Soviet 'past history' anyway to warrant 'criticism' of 'anything' by 'people' who 'were used'? Typical 1%-ish Tinseltown propaganda to brainwash other 99%!

[Varezhkavil]

Even now, I still like Br Willis and cowboys

[khoman87]

4.24, he talks about his uncle working at a bomb factory and how he use to make the tip of the bomb which finds new york or washington. Hmm very weird

[mkar1965bill]

@khoman87 oh thats why they were looking him weird

[WannaBeMew]

"We have a go, initiating gravitational spin" at 0:43. They are rotating the station. A rotating spacecraft will produce the feeling of gravity on its inside hull. The rotation drives any object inside the spacecraft toward the hull, thereby giving the appearance of a gravitational pull directed outward. The spacecraft's hull provides the centripetal force required for the objects to travel in a circle. They are reacting to the inertia caused, aka Newton's Third Law.

[HungryGreeny]

In this scene you can see that they walk on the wrong sides of station and shuttles, For example in computer model on nasa's screen, shuttle docking to the right external side, so considering rotation of the station, shuttle crew should walk on the left internal side of shuttle, but they walk on the deck. Eventually we love Armageddon not for scientific accuracy.

[kurva2]

lol 4:15

[CtrlRm]

De Russian Space Station

[BonScottAC]

Lev=Leo=Lion=Russian hero

[razer088]

in russia hes a very big man!

[WhiteTiger225]

one of michael bays only tolerable works (Even if it still contains a racist black stereotypes.)

[slater803]

150 OK 160 uh OK 200 uhhhhhhh disaster for uh space station

[iMacmatician]

"Pull…lever!"

"THIS IS THE LEVER!"

[M4levolence]

Lev is my hero!!

[arsenal777able]

he's my favorite character.

[gmjssc]

Not the "Cowboy's" fault that over 1/2 of your pipes are frozen solid, leaking, and that your levers are made of B-grade metal.

[SloveintzWend]

@gmjssc Hey, calm down you Buckaroo, I don't see any American space stations up there.

[Mattessj]

@gmjssc haha that cowboy shouldnt be in space in the first place....

[gmjssc]

@Mattessj In the words of Rockhound:

"It's all wrong man, we shouldn't even be up here!"

[mphet26]

The Americans broke the Russian space station.

[kalansen]

he is swedish, and he rocks!: " open the door I am going to save ur american little skinns!" rofl hahaha

[911Investigate911]

Bullshit, they can´t simply create gravity up there.

[Doctor699]

@911Investigate911 you can, but you would need to change your orbit, and do it only for a short time.

[Trek001]

@911Investigate911 Of course you can! Have you never seen Star Trek?

[WannaBeMew]

@911Investigate911 Two words for you, which you should know if you have had any physics class. Rotational Gravity

[911Investigate911]

@WannaBeMew But they don´t rotate.

[stabdaback]

notice the upside down american flag at 3:00

[DanaVMBVSDDM]

Oh the shameless stereotyping! IT BURNS! IT BUUUUURNS!

[TheTranceSeeker]

"thats why i told you touch nothing, but you cowboys"

[BasilaPPP]

and where is the spase station of mighty cowboys? :) they can't make it? so saaaaad :)

[Stridus7]

Im not gas station

[dudu7magal]

pull the lever :) this is lever!

[Doctor699]

Did those doors float away when opened? Cause that station was supposed to have gravity!

[Mattessj]

@Doctor699 on some fancy hinge system

[Doctor699]

@Mattessj and its meant to have been up there for 11 years.

[funnyseby]

The russian is hella funny, "the thing that find new york, eh washington."

[Zukhov1945]

watch this in italian, sounds so better ^^

[Hrko1992]

houston haloo?? thiiis is rruusssssiiiaann spaaaaace staation, can you heear me ?

ROFLMAO

[Seriphyn]

this is russsssiaaan spaaaace staaashun

[stamfordthebeast]

he is my fav russian : P

[lotsofcooki3s]

Lol. I love the CCCP shirt :))

[chitaristu88]

wellcom' everybody!!! this is sophisticated laboratory, i'm in charge! :))

[HenrikssonGnaget]

I love LEV! :D

[joachim2464]

there is no way that docking would be possible.

[CrowServo3000]

@joachim2464 thats what i thought to when i saw this movie, they would have had to stablize the space station first, then dock, then fire thrusters afterwards, but again its hollywood, they rarely get it all right

[cygnus122]

Wouldn't spinning the space station before the shuttles dock screw up the docking procedure? And even if they spin it, wouldn't forces be different in different parts of the station depending on where the center is? And...aw screw it...this is Armageddon! lol

[heartleebloom3]

"Thats why I told you touch nothing but you're a bunch of cowboys"....lol

[lev13andropov]

peter stormare is a legend, great role in armaggedon(my nickname is Lev Andropov, his name in this movie), and he made an even greater role in Prison Brake, mob boss Abruzzi, he is the Bomb

[a6km]

why is there an american flag inside the russian station ? and models of space shuttles as well ? are they completely fucked with propaganda in hollywood ?

[hajkie]

@a6km It's a hollywood thing, they always put american flags all over the god damn place making sure it has some screentime. I never understood it and think its retarded, but i guess some people are into it. =p

[docdog333]

this is raahhsian space station bahahahahaha

[platnium1811]

peteer stormare is a legend

[sanjak]

love the accent so much

[hectorlf]

Lev is the man !

[twirlingchair]

ready to fire my thrrrusters anytime lmao

[gigimuschi2008]

Thta's why i told you , touch nothing , but your all a bunch of cowboys :))) rofl !! that's very funny

[TimeKiller291]

Yeah, that Russian cosmonaut is so cool :)