I love this video! It makes me laugh so hard, cant get enough of it. Favorite part is the end, just the way they look at that crazy chick and they are there for basically the same thing.
Sorry, its just so damn funny how the other abductees stair at her like she is crazy cause she even sees her lizard alien son there where ever she lives. Just check out that look they give her, TOO FUNNY!
Hahaha, black ladys hubby n kids are lizards! Theres no beauty n the beast! Its just beastly! Who in their right mind would marry a creature or alien that ugly, let alone have offspring with it! Lord in heaven, please help this woman, and she is giving birth to nephilim.
Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."
Hidden in Our Inspirations and Hidden all over this planet in the Landscaping- God Hid Watermarks and in them He tells things about the past, present and future. I found them and made videos out of some of them. I found the Garden of Eden and I found what happened right before that and it shows pictures of God in them. Please come look and see something really fascinating. God's real and I can prove it. Please help me share this.
What kind of response is this. Are you on drugs? Look closely at P and T and you'll find they have been beamed up and assimilaed already. And, I'm sure they are killing human Gentiles to get those specials on HBO and other cable channels. The more human people they kill the more publicity they get in the Marian Klan controlled media. I have been publishing online for 15 years and censored for 15years. Please call the FBI and tell them I have been abducted by the Martian Klan!
The reality of the situation is that the aliens have invaded America and have turned the country into a Martian Klan empire where human people are used
as slaves and killed for sport and for money. America is a human Hell if you
know about the telepathic, collective, psycho race that I have defined as
the ZionNakki or Martian Klan Kike race. They are fakes and should be
publicly exposed. I'm a former NASA engineer and scientist that was set-up
by the Martian Klan at NASA. I am CENSORED in USA!
Choose any paranormal field of study and target only the obvious liars/fakes or only those with no supporting evidence. Then exploit them in making your position look better. This is a common tactic of debunkers, such as P&T, Randi, and others, in bolstering their position. Of course P&T are entertainers who can't be taken seriously...but they still command the attention of other mindless, sensationalist-seeking naysayers who take their word as authority.
I would laugh so hard if it turns out that they have actually been abducted and all that stuff. (obviously its bullshit) but still if they can somehow show them to the world in something other than a drawing, i'd laugh
1Jn_4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.. Rev_16:13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. Num_27:16 Let the LORD, the God of the spirits of all flesh, set a man over the congregation,
hahahaha ! i live in pomona!! i know that fool he goes by the name of little puppet his real name is jose salvador de la torre! he works part time at 7-11 on mission by the 71 freeway!
Oh my, I was thinking that real aliens would look different than the green, slender, big-headed, short guys that they are often presented as, but I guess I was wrong.
I was also wrong when I thought that humans could not breed with non-hominids.
@wtfyiseverynamtaken Once again, I encourage you to research wave propagation. The conclusion that there is no one out there just because we can't passively listen to them is idiotic. You won't pick up 80% of chinese telecommunication channels sitting in Atlanta (unless you are actively listening towards china, and know their parameters). This does not mean China doesn't exist. You sir, are a dumbass.
@BobMc honey i have experienced this kind of abduction and had bruses and a bleeding nose from it ...look at what life is on a quantum level and soon your sleep paralysis theory will be blown away ....i went to bed and before i lay down after switching the light off i say two beings i wasnt even tired when i went to bed ...it was a horrific experience so shut up you know nothiing i know all about sleep paralyis this is not that i wish it was ..
@BobMc honey i have experienced this kind of abduction and had bruises and a bleeding nose from it ...look at what life is on a quantum level and soon your sleep paralysis theory will be blown away ....i went to bed and before i lay down after switching the light off i say two beings i wasnt even tired when i went to bed ...it was a horrific experience so shut up you know nothing i know all about sleep paralyis this is not that i wish it was ..
@oliviamulgrew I have experienced sleep paralysis, trust me - it wasn't pleasant - and If you didn't know what was happening it can easily be mistaken for abduction. As for waking up after hallucinating two beings with a bloody nose and bruises, go see a doctor. It sounds like a seizure or possible brain issues.
@BobMcCob no i did and also had people see lights over the house is so much more to this ...i also have had contact since then ...people make assumptions about this ...abduction is real i promise you ...i have so many craft since this happened and had so many other experiences ...pluss as i said i hadnt even put my head on the pillow and wasnt even tired that night ....it was not a pleasant experience and the other details i will not place on here ...
Next time you get abducted, grab some OBJECT off the ship and bring it back with you and then we'll discuss if your experiences are real or just an illusion of your own mind, m'kay?
@iruruu no but it has every thing to do with interdenominational doorways etc ...and for crying out load are you people un able to read this was not sleep paralises there was so much more to this that i am not prepared to talk about on this site ....now leave me alone unless you are willing to stop making assumtions and listen to what i have to say ,,,,since this experience i have seen may ufo's and had other experiences that would blow your little minds ...
@oliviamulgrew ...you really have no idea what you're talking about, do you? quantum physics is about interactions of particles on a subatomic level. this has nothing to do with "interdenominational doorways" which, in case you did not know, means connections between religious denominations, or religious groups. you're telling me particle physics is the key to religious harmony? i think you are the one with a little mind :) I can see how people like you can get caught up in this "alien" phase
@iruruu look here mr popular quantum physics is the key to understanding metaphysics and thus the key to understanding interdenominational possibility's and i am sick of people telling me what my experience consisted of etc ...what the fk has it got to do with you any way ??? so maybe you would like to mind your own business
@oliviamulgrew *ms popular, actually. and i think i'd like to explain quantum physics to you, but that's not what you want to hear is it? you just want to justify your own experiences in the most irrational way possible, fine :) but if you are sick of people telling you what your experiences consist of you should at least explain it in terms of things you understand, not quantum mechanics, unless you want to be corrected. anyway, enjoy your life, "post-abduction" :) i have nothing more to say.
this is real stuff.....no matter how crazy it sounds...been researching this topic for over 15 years now and their stories match up with a lot of detailed accounts out there...if you do not believe they are here and are doing this you will find out very soon that it is all true and the topic goes very deep. over 50 million reports at the UN, millions of alien abductee accounts as well, plus all of the governments & whistleblowers disclosing some of their data. cheers :)
Aside from these bizarre cases, if the alleged 'real' abductions were carried out by a being so intelligent as to be able to travel through and beyond the far reaches of our galaxy, why then, would they put these people back on earth after the 'experiments' and risk them telling others about their ordeal?
Surely they would keep the human body for study and let another missing person case go cold.
Sounds like fanciful wishful thinking to me, bigfoot anyone?
tell this to actual abductees. they dont fucking say a single word anymore. these ppl on here are just deluded fucks who made up alien friends just to be on tv.
It's funny how these people are considered by most to be in need of help, when people who have "a personal relationship with eg. Jesus" are considered in America to be completely normal religious people. WAKE THE FUCK UP.
most of these cases are probably from people accidentally ingesting DMT, a very powerful psychedelic that is common in certain frog venom
you feel like you're being manipulated by extraterrestrials, like they're interacting with you and showing/teaching you things.. add that with reports of flashing lights and hallucinations and you've got textbook DMT poisoning
@FutureScience2012 "I beleive and know there are E.T's out there" I believe that to, but by definition knowledge is demonstrable. If you say you KNOW something is the case then you're saying that you have solid evidence to back it up, so what evidence do you have?
@FutureScience2012 I wasn't trying to troll you, nor did i expect any response. I'm simply bothered by people equating knowledge and beliefs, because if something can't be shown then it can't be known.
@GeatMaster fine you want the proof, just look at our ancient civilizations they have paintings, writing, Religions of these things that fly in the sky. Thats how religions started, ancient people saw flying objets in the sky and mistaken them as gods.
And plus todays and 50 years ago video/photos of ufos Im not sayin there all real but moste are.
Hahahaha at 1:30 when the woman is talking about seeing her alien son in her town, even the other crazies are looking at her like "what the fuck is she talking about?"
Abduction is real! I had an experience of my own once and it was no joke!!
I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go, I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... suddenly there was intense light all around me and when I came to, I was home.
That's what happens when your parents ignore you, and you are not pretty or smart enough to belong to either cool kids or nerds. Emo/Goth scene cant be found at every city or town. But seriously, I feel bad for these people, they don't lie for the sake of lies, they just need company, someone to talk to, and they don't have enough confidence to make real friends. It happens.
@DieserBenuterIstCool i don't doubt that some where out in the great expanse of space other smart, living creatures exist.....and just possibly a few people may have actually seen or experienced "the real deal".....but I think about 95% of these abductees are just mentally ill or attention seekers
Omg this is so convincing! She can so move objects with her mind, she needs to practice give her a break! and Talap is very real! like I'm looking right at him, and those children, her babies people pay respect!
You guys can talk about this being all fake and made-up. But look at that black woman, she looks so tormented. I wouldn't be surprised if she has problems coming from the demonic. Alien experiences can be a cover by the devil to lead people closer to the occult and away from Jesus Christ.
if this is ''serious'' i can see that its fake, look at the black female, as she is telling about her alien children she looks to the bottom left, wich means your brain is creating a lie
There HAS to be aliens i mean come on we cant be the only intelligent life forms in the entire universe. As for if they even are aware of us or have visited here I kinda doubt that. Especially these physco's
@Circaman8 these people are fucking crazies! haha, but yeah there's most DEFINENTLY like 99.99.....% chance there's other life, and a bit less of a chance there's other intelligent life, but an overwhelming majority chance that there is, but 0% chance they've ever visited humans
Fine. Santa Claus is alive and well and making toys at the North Pole. Just because these laughing astronomers haven't heard a peep from St. Nick doesn't mean anything. It just means that there's STILL NO EVIDENCE FOR E.T. Intelligence. Happy Not Thinking Things Through Day!
i dont know if i beleave in aliens or alien abduction,i hear so many different stories.i would have to see one face to face and standing by the space ship,with a bunch other people of course with really good recording equiptment and o yea i need samples and the news too.maybe cops so incase the aliens try to take me.seriously,ive never seen em,and i have been places late at night in the middle of no where including on the lake.maybe im glad ive never encountered any.but i want to know the truth.
It's unlikely that there is no other life in the universe. Intelligent life which we can communicate with and possibly meet, much more unlikely though. Intelligent life which would come here simply to abducted fat people and idiots? Thats pretty impossible (Unless it's a race of assholes)
@Audiodump You ever look at the size of the Universe??? More than fat people and idiots claim abduction.......you need to some more research on shit before you start tossin your fact-less , base-less opinions all over the place. There are 100 billion galaxies with aprrox 100 billion stars in each (known).....you honestly believe there is only life on 1 ...ONLY 1 of those 1trillion plus planets in existence????? HA.......sounds like you are suck in the 1400's still.....
um...did you even read what I wrote? Lemme quote DIRECTLY from what I said "It's unlikely that there is no other life in the universe". I said that chances are there is life other then us in the universe. In fact, its pretty certain that there is life elsewhere in the galaxy. The difference here is between "Life" and "Intelligent life more advanced then us and willing to travel trillions of miles just to secretly abduct people." Ever heard of sleep paralysis by the way? Look it up
@Audiodump lol....i dont know if i believe in alien abductions.....i used to get sleep paraliysis and still do once in a while. Thats why i kinda dont believe. But what about "tall white men" or tall black men" or short yellow men" .....you know.....look at how diverse life is here.......the earth is in one of the youngest galaxies in the universe......who knows what went on in the univers for billions of years......are you qualified to know ??
@skinflint420 Wait, are you saying that diverse races of people and animals is proof of alien existence? As per "what went on in the universe for billions of years" in regards to individual races elsewhere then no one really knows. We've seen no evidence of anything yet, but that doesn't rule it out. As per on OUR planet then I'd say the fact that there is no physical evidence? No genetic evidence or artifacts, no ruins or messages, no obelisk on the moon or monolith in space.
@Audiodump What i mean is that there different colored people here on earth. It proves life is diverse. I dont think you studied ancient civilizations too much. There is so much crazy shit that happened in ancient times and so many ancient artifacts. All i can say is actually study it , research it. Learn about the ancient people of south america and mesopotamia. And there are alot of OOPA's out there.....you need to look instead of comment blindly.....
@skinflint420 Got any specific examples? Because there are lots of OOPA's and 99% are fake or misinterpreted. I know a good deal about ancient civilizations and I have yet to see anything that points towards aliens. Once again, specific examples of what you're talking about please?
@Audiodump Drop Stones from China are one......check out the Enuma Elish. And there are geometric coincidences on the moon.....pyramids....faces.....lots of structures with 90 degree angles (90 degree angles are rare in nature...not saying they dont happen ...just rare.) You ever hear about that Russian Mars probe that vanished out of nowhere..? ANd the last three frames shows a huge object right before (a moving shadow on mars) Aliens dont have to be different looking than humans....cont
I don't know what the Babylonian creation myth has to do with aliens, considering it seems to talk about beings from space about as much as Abrahamic or Norse mythology. All the occasions of "artificial geometry" I've ever seen have always been one image at a specific angle, a trick of photography. If you have some that are pictured at multiple angles then I'd like to see them. As per the "shadow on mars" that's usually attributed to Phobos.
@Audiodump The shadow on Mars right before the probe vanished was 3 or 6 miles long and shaped like a cigar....not a circular moon. Search for it if you want more info....hmmm try "Russian probe vanishes near mars 1988" or something like that if you dont know what im talking about. The trick "photography"....why is there so much of it on mars and not anywhere else. Im not saying its not everywhere.....but there is just 1000x the amount on Mars.....
The shadow is distorted in the image, and phobos isn't circular, it's ellipsoid. Stretch that ellipsoid a bit through perspective distortion and you get a cigar. As per the illusions of artificial geometry, there's two reasons. The biggest is the The Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy, the second is that mars is a big, arid area with no vegetation and no rainfall, meaning there's lots of exposed rock around for people to see and interpret. It's just like the "codes" in the bible (cont)
@skinflint420 or the "voices" people hear in white noise. With a large enough sample and a vague enough search parameter you're going to run across something no matter where you look. And just like how the bible code stuff can be done in any reasonably large book, that artificial geometry thing can be done anywhere if you look hard enough. When you have an entire planet, it's bound to happen, just like finding animals in the clouds.
@Audiodump ....Picture this scenario....its is possible for us in 1000 years to start making green house gases in the mars and moon atmosphere. Making it warmer and pumping wator vapor into the air. Its very possible to do this.....and bring plants and animals and basically colonize the planet. What if your ancestors....basically colonized this planet and they look exactly like us. People living on mars in 1000 years....would they be humans or aliens?? What would u call them?
I'm not saying thats completely impossible, although the fossil record kind of denies it and it makes you wonder why we suddenly dropped into the stone age after landing as an advanced civilization. Once again, I'm not saying it's impossible, just that there is a lot of evidence against it and either no or very sketchy evidence for it.
I love this video! It makes me laugh so hard, cant get enough of it. Favorite part is the end, just the way they look at that crazy chick and they are there for basically the same thing.
Angela3574 3 days ago
But they all seem nuts
Angela3574 1 week ago
Sorry, its just so damn funny how the other abductees stair at her like she is crazy cause she even sees her lizard alien son there where ever she lives. Just check out that look they give her, TOO FUNNY!
Angela3574 1 week ago
Hahaha, black ladys hubby n kids are lizards! Theres no beauty n the beast! Its just beastly! Who in their right mind would marry a creature or alien that ugly, let alone have offspring with it! Lord in heaven, please help this woman, and she is giving birth to nephilim.
Angela3574 1 week ago
so funny lol
The81Ghost 1 week ago
Yeah my alien soon is called boric ...... Seriously u are tota
LuciaCookson123 4 weeks ago
Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."
Watch:
"youtube.com/watch?v=INH-lNUQQZg"
"youtube.com/watch?v=lutJYDxP6ys"
"youtube.com/watch?v=R9ike7PKd8U"
Regards.
TrumpetCallofGodLT 4 weeks ago
Woman need serious help
yellowlght 4 weeks ago
1:32 the lady on the rights like, wtf is wrong with you!!!
darkkristian22 1 month ago
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darkkristian22 1 month ago
Reptilians LOVE big booty. Love it!
HighDefDownLow 1 month ago
not even an alien would want to have kids with your black ass lol
AleVargas93 1 month ago
Hahah at 1:30 the old people were just like, "We were just joking around, I think this black lady's serious!"
HsushiKing 1 month ago
@HsushiKing
That's funny, and makes sense too.
padperson 1 month ago
Lol when me n my mates (we're from the UK) stopped by Pamona a couple years ago I swear we met a few locals who were fairly alien!
clintdelicious 1 month ago
That's great.
vernonaicht 1 month ago
Telap looks like a winner
ProughZack 1 month ago
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chernobila 2 months ago
If this is a parody these are really good actors! I mean really good, they have it down pat.
SugarBudgie 2 months ago
I just LOVE the three guys in the end just looking at the woman.
FractalBolt 2 months ago
What the fuck?
MovieSifu 2 months ago
What kind of response is this. Are you on drugs? Look closely at P and T and you'll find they have been beamed up and assimilaed already. And, I'm sure they are killing human Gentiles to get those specials on HBO and other cable channels. The more human people they kill the more publicity they get in the Marian Klan controlled media. I have been publishing online for 15 years and censored for 15years. Please call the FBI and tell them I have been abducted by the Martian Klan!
wmansue 2 months ago
The reality of the situation is that the aliens have invaded America and have turned the country into a Martian Klan empire where human people are used
as slaves and killed for sport and for money. America is a human Hell if you
know about the telepathic, collective, psycho race that I have defined as
the ZionNakki or Martian Klan Kike race. They are fakes and should be
publicly exposed. I'm a former NASA engineer and scientist that was set-up
by the Martian Klan at NASA. I am CENSORED in USA!
wmansue 2 months ago
@wmansue what. the. fuck.
madgrinchhatter 2 months ago
the last 3 seconds......bitch, you bullshittin
danielraul1989 2 months ago
the first woman HAS alien hands asdsafad
SakutheKQ 2 months ago
LOL
ZaviePooHeadOfficial 2 months ago
I want some LSD....
neros1x 3 months ago
I can move my hands and fingers with my mind, that's scary isn't it ?
jimmytube177 3 months ago
i remember getting abducted right after i hit some LSD,
afr0nati0n 3 months ago
Choose any paranormal field of study and target only the obvious liars/fakes or only those with no supporting evidence. Then exploit them in making your position look better. This is a common tactic of debunkers, such as P&T, Randi, and others, in bolstering their position. Of course P&T are entertainers who can't be taken seriously...but they still command the attention of other mindless, sensationalist-seeking naysayers who take their word as authority.
No1warp9 3 months ago
@No1warp9 lol
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No1warp9 3 months ago
0:51- 0:56 ; I was actually laughing on the floor in tears :')
iTubeYou1999 3 months ago
I would laugh so hard if it turns out that they have actually been abducted and all that stuff. (obviously its bullshit) but still if they can somehow show them to the world in something other than a drawing, i'd laugh
Kildeer11 3 months ago
the looks on their faces at the end ... priceless
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PaulGeoffreySmith 3 months ago
ummm, the lady that's married to the alien. Isn't that a picture from the movie "enemy mine"?
pcfix33 3 months ago
@pcfix33 Nah, s'a reptoid or somethin'.
Girl still sounds kinda out of it though.
WoolWithaCamra 3 months ago
hahahaha ! i live in pomona!! i know that fool he goes by the name of little puppet his real name is jose salvador de la torre! he works part time at 7-11 on mission by the 71 freeway!
iramzq01 3 months ago
AZT ADOM!! :-D
AddieWTH 4 months ago
son of a bitch alien. poor bastard
my2centsworth4free 4 months ago
Oh my, I was thinking that real aliens would look different than the green, slender, big-headed, short guys that they are often presented as, but I guess I was wrong.
I was also wrong when I thought that humans could not breed with non-hominids.
Boy was I brainwashed.
NorthCitySider 4 months ago
@wtfyiseverynamtaken Once again, I encourage you to research wave propagation. The conclusion that there is no one out there just because we can't passively listen to them is idiotic. You won't pick up 80% of chinese telecommunication channels sitting in Atlanta (unless you are actively listening towards china, and know their parameters). This does not mean China doesn't exist. You sir, are a dumbass.
BigMPChris 4 months ago
Dude i know that reptilian who the black girl has babies... thats Draco
KohviKruus 4 months ago
ok this is easy to laugh at but if you have had an abduction experience you might not be laughing so loud
oliviamulgrew 4 months ago
@oliviamulgrew It is called sleep paralysis.
BobMcCob 4 months ago
@BobMc honey i have experienced this kind of abduction and had bruses and a bleeding nose from it ...look at what life is on a quantum level and soon your sleep paralysis theory will be blown away ....i went to bed and before i lay down after switching the light off i say two beings i wasnt even tired when i went to bed ...it was a horrific experience so shut up you know nothiing i know all about sleep paralyis this is not that i wish it was ..
oliviamulgrew 4 months ago
@BobMc honey i have experienced this kind of abduction and had bruises and a bleeding nose from it ...look at what life is on a quantum level and soon your sleep paralysis theory will be blown away ....i went to bed and before i lay down after switching the light off i say two beings i wasnt even tired when i went to bed ...it was a horrific experience so shut up you know nothing i know all about sleep paralyis this is not that i wish it was ..
oliviamulgrew 4 months ago
@oliviamulgrew I have experienced sleep paralysis, trust me - it wasn't pleasant - and If you didn't know what was happening it can easily be mistaken for abduction. As for waking up after hallucinating two beings with a bloody nose and bruises, go see a doctor. It sounds like a seizure or possible brain issues.
BobMcCob 4 months ago
@BobMcCob no i did and also had people see lights over the house is so much more to this ...i also have had contact since then ...people make assumptions about this ...abduction is real i promise you ...i have so many craft since this happened and had so many other experiences ...pluss as i said i hadnt even put my head on the pillow and wasnt even tired that night ....it was not a pleasant experience and the other details i will not place on here ...
oliviamulgrew 4 months ago
@oliviamulgrew:"abduction is real i promise you"
Next time you get abducted, grab some OBJECT off the ship and bring it back with you and then we'll discuss if your experiences are real or just an illusion of your own mind, m'kay?
AtheistToothFairy 4 months ago
@oliviamulgrew quantum physics has nothing to do with sleep paralysis, what are you talking about.
iruruu 4 months ago
@iruruu no but it has every thing to do with interdenominational doorways etc ...and for crying out load are you people un able to read this was not sleep paralises there was so much more to this that i am not prepared to talk about on this site ....now leave me alone unless you are willing to stop making assumtions and listen to what i have to say ,,,,since this experience i have seen may ufo's and had other experiences that would blow your little minds ...
oliviamulgrew 4 months ago
@oliviamulgrew ...you really have no idea what you're talking about, do you? quantum physics is about interactions of particles on a subatomic level. this has nothing to do with "interdenominational doorways" which, in case you did not know, means connections between religious denominations, or religious groups. you're telling me particle physics is the key to religious harmony? i think you are the one with a little mind :) I can see how people like you can get caught up in this "alien" phase
iruruu 4 months ago
@iruruu look here mr popular quantum physics is the key to understanding metaphysics and thus the key to understanding interdenominational possibility's and i am sick of people telling me what my experience consisted of etc ...what the fk has it got to do with you any way ??? so maybe you would like to mind your own business
oliviamulgrew 3 months ago
@oliviamulgrew *ms popular, actually. and i think i'd like to explain quantum physics to you, but that's not what you want to hear is it? you just want to justify your own experiences in the most irrational way possible, fine :) but if you are sick of people telling you what your experiences consist of you should at least explain it in terms of things you understand, not quantum mechanics, unless you want to be corrected. anyway, enjoy your life, "post-abduction" :) i have nothing more to say.
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heysutminroev 5 months ago
Shit, this kinda stuff has happened to me before, but for some reason it always happens after I smoke a bowl of salvia.
PaltryFreD 5 months ago 17
@PaltryFreD haha!
jewsychicken 1 month ago
While I was in toillet I saw somethig brown in the toilet. OMG it is giant shit with kids little beans from the lunch!
crowowteam 5 months ago
0:18 i think she's an alien
diabl2master 5 months ago 2
this is real stuff.....no matter how crazy it sounds...been researching this topic for over 15 years now and their stories match up with a lot of detailed accounts out there...if you do not believe they are here and are doing this you will find out very soon that it is all true and the topic goes very deep. over 50 million reports at the UN, millions of alien abductee accounts as well, plus all of the governments & whistleblowers disclosing some of their data. cheers :)
Barnes466 6 months ago
put more vids on its funny
Sean2k10lol 6 months ago
Aside from these bizarre cases, if the alleged 'real' abductions were carried out by a being so intelligent as to be able to travel through and beyond the far reaches of our galaxy, why then, would they put these people back on earth after the 'experiments' and risk them telling others about their ordeal?
Surely they would keep the human body for study and let another missing person case go cold.
Sounds like fanciful wishful thinking to me, bigfoot anyone?
CallMeMrX 6 months ago 2
Aaaaaaaaahhhaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
veyr0n1 6 months ago
tell this to actual abductees. they dont fucking say a single word anymore. these ppl on here are just deluded fucks who made up alien friends just to be on tv.
Emblemz 6 months ago
i kind of beleive in alien abduction but these people need help
zoroarkissueregion 6 months ago
It's funny how these people are considered by most to be in need of help, when people who have "a personal relationship with eg. Jesus" are considered in America to be completely normal religious people. WAKE THE FUCK UP.
jlmdfnbo 6 months ago 4
most of these cases are probably from people accidentally ingesting DMT, a very powerful psychedelic that is common in certain frog venom
you feel like you're being manipulated by extraterrestrials, like they're interacting with you and showing/teaching you things.. add that with reports of flashing lights and hallucinations and you've got textbook DMT poisoning
uprooting 6 months ago
...yeah...the lady at the end who was talking about her "extra terrestrial" husband, i think is the most messed up. i feel bad for these people.
belladonna4577 6 months ago
I beleive and know there are E.T's out there but people like this are just plane loco (Dumb fucks)
FutureScience2012 6 months ago
@FutureScience2012 "I beleive and know there are E.T's out there" I believe that to, but by definition knowledge is demonstrable. If you say you KNOW something is the case then you're saying that you have solid evidence to back it up, so what evidence do you have?
GeatMaster 6 months ago
@GeatMaster your kidding me right, im not going to feed you Ok go troll someone else
FutureScience2012 6 months ago
@FutureScience2012 I wasn't trying to troll you, nor did i expect any response. I'm simply bothered by people equating knowledge and beliefs, because if something can't be shown then it can't be known.
GeatMaster 6 months ago
@GeatMaster fine you want the proof, just look at our ancient civilizations they have paintings, writing, Religions of these things that fly in the sky. Thats how religions started, ancient people saw flying objets in the sky and mistaken them as gods.
And plus todays and 50 years ago video/photos of ufos Im not sayin there all real but moste are.
FutureScience2012 6 months ago
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brightfighter57Z1 6 months ago
the wedding was cute ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
giadalu 6 months ago
I wonder who goes to these meetings for the lulz
SgtTwinkleToes 6 months ago
did that black lady seriously say she married an alien named Talap XD...and then goes on to say i THINK we had a little reception XD "think"?
darkkristian22 6 months ago
You see kids, dont do drugs...
IrTubbeh 6 months ago 20
Hahahaha at 1:30 when the woman is talking about seeing her alien son in her town, even the other crazies are looking at her like "what the fuck is she talking about?"
KingOfTheShrews 7 months ago
i can move a few things with my head but not alot WTF is this x men or something lol
mrwenny13 7 months ago
Hahahahahaha! Excellent!
cirqueduchat08 7 months ago
Three kids huh... just how many did she eat before E.T. was awarded custody?
TheUrbanusling 7 months ago
LMFAO 1:30
BaronXS 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH these people are nuts.
Joeyg143 7 months ago
why are these people not taken into care under some mental health act?
stewiechewie 8 months ago
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LinoWinklerSwartz 8 months ago
@stevensonbak. Exactly what I have been thinking all these time. There is definitely something about it. Isn't it.
tachyon7777 8 months ago
The fat lady might be genuine, the others are all liers
wqui2if 8 months ago
silence......
StephenFiorentini 8 months ago
Abduction is real! I had an experience of my own once and it was no joke!!
I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go, I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... suddenly there was intense light all around me and when I came to, I was home.
What do YOU think happened to me?
knightcaptaincullen 8 months ago
@knightcaptaincullen
You were probably piss drunk. Lay off the booze buddy
robertgeorg 8 months ago 2
@knightcaptaincullen I think you have talking to colonel campbell too much ;)
montanna631 8 months ago
@montanna631 Thank god someone who got that it was an MGS2 quote! I've had at least two replies from people thinking I was serious!
knightcaptaincullen 8 months ago
That's what happens when your parents ignore you, and you are not pretty or smart enough to belong to either cool kids or nerds. Emo/Goth scene cant be found at every city or town. But seriously, I feel bad for these people, they don't lie for the sake of lies, they just need company, someone to talk to, and they don't have enough confidence to make real friends. It happens.
ArtypNk 8 months ago
its sad these people need professional help
MrJasonBkn 8 months ago
whatever drugs you people are on i want some hahahaha
MrJasonBkn 8 months ago
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MrDleon89 8 months ago
Wtf
MrNDUDE16 8 months ago
hahahahha
1996Heno 9 months ago
All these people need psychological HELP.
DieserBenuterIstCool 9 months ago 37
@DieserBenuterIstCool u r the one who need psychological help and not them u have to search with phil scheider
sainathi34 7 months ago
@DieserBenuterIstCool i don't doubt that some where out in the great expanse of space other smart, living creatures exist.....and just possibly a few people may have actually seen or experienced "the real deal".....but I think about 95% of these abductees are just mentally ill or attention seekers
inkey2 6 months ago
@DieserBenuterIstCool What did you name the kids after floor waxing products?
norb1937 5 months ago
@DieserBenuterIstCool No they don't something happend to them and just because you have not seen what they have dosen't mean they don't exist
PALasiloo1 5 months ago
LOL, WUT
MrXobile1 9 months ago
I've noticed that crazy people are almost NEVER good looking.
Well, there's Charlie Sheen, but....
stevensonbak 9 months ago
I have a suggestion. Let them all talk about their experiences to a therapist in a psychiatric ward.
xtreme1002003 9 months ago
Those testemonies are all true!
I can tell you myself!
Yestarday I met up with the Easter Bunny and she (yes! it's a female bunny) told me that she needs help this easter!
TheMisterKibe 9 months ago
Liars
10gogetassj 9 months ago
AHAAHAHAHA that bitch is married to an reptilian named tenat
SuccubusMagician 9 months ago
Omg this is so convincing! She can so move objects with her mind, she needs to practice give her a break! and Talap is very real! like I'm looking right at him, and those children, her babies people pay respect!
StephenFiorentini 9 months ago
lmao
Wicked734 9 months ago
i dont know what to think about this... moving things with your mind is putting things over the top...
silentshot451 9 months ago
annnnnnnnd these people are allowed to vote.
devilspjh 9 months ago
"this is picture of my extraterrestrial husband, his name is Tilap" LOL! this is hilarious.
stephxelena 9 months ago
You guys can talk about this being all fake and made-up. But look at that black woman, she looks so tormented. I wouldn't be surprised if she has problems coming from the demonic. Alien experiences can be a cover by the devil to lead people closer to the occult and away from Jesus Christ.
StatuesBleedingGreen 9 months ago
Ya right
tikicurr11 9 months ago
138 people are from Alpha Centauri.
sosprachich 9 months ago
Having babies with an alien... O.o I would NEVER do that!
yaoifanXXkaya 10 months ago
if this is ''serious'' i can see that its fake, look at the black female, as she is telling about her alien children she looks to the bottom left, wich means your brain is creating a lie
b1gbudda 10 months ago
"It was the honeymoon part that was scary." ROFL
Kincajou 10 months ago 45
...........................???
warpig34 10 months ago
Yeah this is creepy...
coollittlewhiteguy 10 months ago
Apparently they used an oversized tittieray on that old bitch.
Razolo 10 months ago
haha they are all so stupid
'i have moved a few things with my mind'
jwb4291 10 months ago
Only in fucking America..
BelfastAtheist 10 months ago
Schizophrenia?
mypalsatan 10 months ago
1:30 ...ermmm....
CUTEYfreak 10 months ago
There HAS to be aliens i mean come on we cant be the only intelligent life forms in the entire universe. As for if they even are aware of us or have visited here I kinda doubt that. Especially these physco's
Circaman8 10 months ago
@Circaman8 these people are fucking crazies! haha, but yeah there's most DEFINENTLY like 99.99.....% chance there's other life, and a bit less of a chance there's other intelligent life, but an overwhelming majority chance that there is, but 0% chance they've ever visited humans
cabot2jville2010 10 months ago
Awkward silence LOL
Dailybabble 11 months ago
A nigger who was abducted by an alien. It must have been a nigger breed of alien that was living of alien cheese in the alien ghetto.
cwood4ever 11 months ago
@cwood4ever Probably could still zap your ass.
Amped117 10 months ago
Fine. Santa Claus is alive and well and making toys at the North Pole. Just because these laughing astronomers haven't heard a peep from St. Nick doesn't mean anything. It just means that there's STILL NO EVIDENCE FOR E.T. Intelligence. Happy Not Thinking Things Through Day!
CARDUELIS999 11 months ago
Hummmmm...wonder who these people voted for?!
candyohara 11 months ago
............GAY! ALL THESE PEOPLE SUFFER FROM ONE THING CRAZY!
akitookami 11 months ago
1:28 she blinks and exhales, an obvious sign of lying.
TwentySeven1337 11 months ago
Purpose behind alien abduction revealed... watch?v=sLSjwpvlzto
ploopterfarm 11 months ago
I believe in alien abduction but these people are a little "eh"
PrevalentDisease 11 months ago
Can we just round up their driver's licenses and voter registration cards now?
lowlights 11 months ago 2
@lowlights you forgot taking the tic tacs
gavva2250 11 months ago
@lowlights
Include most Obama and Palin supporters and ill support it.
scarface8999 10 months ago
@scarface8999
All senseless modalities are invited to hand over in exchange for a can of Pringles and a Coke Zero.
lowlights 9 months ago
Pomona?!?!? Holy crap I live there!!!!! DDD:
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David062098 11 months ago
Notice how they all have seen different beings? That is just fucked.
shawngreene1 1 year ago
0:17
DAMN!! Thats a whole lot of abduction.
Livingscenary 1 year ago
PEOPLE ARE TWISTED FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS !!! DONT LET EM VOTE OMGWTFJFC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vandalerkongen 1 year ago
Girls like guys that have skills... Computer hacking skills... Ninja skills.... Psy-kinetic skills....
BGMCannon 1 year ago
This particular group doesn't seem very supportive of their members...
BGMCannon 1 year ago
Once you go Reptilian, you never go back!
DustinThePooper 1 year ago
i met this talap hes a good guy ...im mean alien
candisfan 1 year ago
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Richcool79 1 year ago
Fuck you Penn and Teller shit, one of the Antichrists that must die.
dabbiii 1 year ago
I saw an alien, too... it's called SLEEP PARALYSIS (Google it!)
Linu86 1 year ago
i dont know if i beleave in aliens or alien abduction,i hear so many different stories.i would have to see one face to face and standing by the space ship,with a bunch other people of course with really good recording equiptment and o yea i need samples and the news too.maybe cops so incase the aliens try to take me.seriously,ive never seen em,and i have been places late at night in the middle of no where including on the lake.maybe im glad ive never encountered any.but i want to know the truth.
wayne9865 1 year ago
Thats funny......those alien/human hybrid children look more 1/2 white, 1/2 alien than 1/2 black ,1/2 alien.....
skinflint420 1 year ago
There is NO life on other planets. We are it! The universe is ours for the taking.>>>
Richcool79 1 year ago
@Richcool79
It's unlikely that there is no other life in the universe. Intelligent life which we can communicate with and possibly meet, much more unlikely though. Intelligent life which would come here simply to abducted fat people and idiots? Thats pretty impossible (Unless it's a race of assholes)
Audiodump 1 year ago
@Audiodump You ever look at the size of the Universe??? More than fat people and idiots claim abduction.......you need to some more research on shit before you start tossin your fact-less , base-less opinions all over the place. There are 100 billion galaxies with aprrox 100 billion stars in each (known).....you honestly believe there is only life on 1 ...ONLY 1 of those 1trillion plus planets in existence????? HA.......sounds like you are suck in the 1400's still.....
skinflint420 1 year ago
@skinflint420
um...did you even read what I wrote? Lemme quote DIRECTLY from what I said "It's unlikely that there is no other life in the universe". I said that chances are there is life other then us in the universe. In fact, its pretty certain that there is life elsewhere in the galaxy. The difference here is between "Life" and "Intelligent life more advanced then us and willing to travel trillions of miles just to secretly abduct people." Ever heard of sleep paralysis by the way? Look it up
Audiodump 1 year ago
@Audiodump lol....i dont know if i believe in alien abductions.....i used to get sleep paraliysis and still do once in a while. Thats why i kinda dont believe. But what about "tall white men" or tall black men" or short yellow men" .....you know.....look at how diverse life is here.......the earth is in one of the youngest galaxies in the universe......who knows what went on in the univers for billions of years......are you qualified to know ??
skinflint420 1 year ago
@skinflint420 Wait, are you saying that diverse races of people and animals is proof of alien existence? As per "what went on in the universe for billions of years" in regards to individual races elsewhere then no one really knows. We've seen no evidence of anything yet, but that doesn't rule it out. As per on OUR planet then I'd say the fact that there is no physical evidence? No genetic evidence or artifacts, no ruins or messages, no obelisk on the moon or monolith in space.
Audiodump 1 year ago
@Audiodump What i mean is that there different colored people here on earth. It proves life is diverse. I dont think you studied ancient civilizations too much. There is so much crazy shit that happened in ancient times and so many ancient artifacts. All i can say is actually study it , research it. Learn about the ancient people of south america and mesopotamia. And there are alot of OOPA's out there.....you need to look instead of comment blindly.....
skinflint420 1 year ago
@skinflint420 Got any specific examples? Because there are lots of OOPA's and 99% are fake or misinterpreted. I know a good deal about ancient civilizations and I have yet to see anything that points towards aliens. Once again, specific examples of what you're talking about please?
Audiodump 1 year ago
@Audiodump Drop Stones from China are one......check out the Enuma Elish. And there are geometric coincidences on the moon.....pyramids....faces.....lots of structures with 90 degree angles (90 degree angles are rare in nature...not saying they dont happen ...just rare.) You ever hear about that Russian Mars probe that vanished out of nowhere..? ANd the last three frames shows a huge object right before (a moving shadow on mars) Aliens dont have to be different looking than humans....cont
skinflint420 1 year ago
@skinflint420
I don't know what the Babylonian creation myth has to do with aliens, considering it seems to talk about beings from space about as much as Abrahamic or Norse mythology. All the occasions of "artificial geometry" I've ever seen have always been one image at a specific angle, a trick of photography. If you have some that are pictured at multiple angles then I'd like to see them. As per the "shadow on mars" that's usually attributed to Phobos.
Audiodump 1 year ago
@Audiodump The shadow on Mars right before the probe vanished was 3 or 6 miles long and shaped like a cigar....not a circular moon. Search for it if you want more info....hmmm try "Russian probe vanishes near mars 1988" or something like that if you dont know what im talking about. The trick "photography"....why is there so much of it on mars and not anywhere else. Im not saying its not everywhere.....but there is just 1000x the amount on Mars.....
skinflint420 1 year ago
@skinflint420
The shadow is distorted in the image, and phobos isn't circular, it's ellipsoid. Stretch that ellipsoid a bit through perspective distortion and you get a cigar. As per the illusions of artificial geometry, there's two reasons. The biggest is the The Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy, the second is that mars is a big, arid area with no vegetation and no rainfall, meaning there's lots of exposed rock around for people to see and interpret. It's just like the "codes" in the bible (cont)
Audiodump 1 year ago
@skinflint420 or the "voices" people hear in white noise. With a large enough sample and a vague enough search parameter you're going to run across something no matter where you look. And just like how the bible code stuff can be done in any reasonably large book, that artificial geometry thing can be done anywhere if you look hard enough. When you have an entire planet, it's bound to happen, just like finding animals in the clouds.
Audiodump 1 year ago
@Audiodump ....Picture this scenario....its is possible for us in 1000 years to start making green house gases in the mars and moon atmosphere. Making it warmer and pumping wator vapor into the air. Its very possible to do this.....and bring plants and animals and basically colonize the planet. What if your ancestors....basically colonized this planet and they look exactly like us. People living on mars in 1000 years....would they be humans or aliens?? What would u call them?
skinflint420 1 year ago
@skinflint420
I'm not saying thats completely impossible, although the fossil record kind of denies it and it makes you wonder why we suddenly dropped into the stone age after landing as an advanced civilization. Once again, I'm not saying it's impossible, just that there is a lot of evidence against it and either no or very sketchy evidence for it.
Audiodump 1 year ago