GOLD SILVER AND BRONZE ASSHOLES

[truplayaa87]

Nice Lloyds TSB advert before your vid Deek..

[ifrit176]

asshole !

[jeepndesert]

copper and brass

[616OWLOVERLORD]

join deeks astronomers group.

[nutier]

wow ! You have very good talent . Thank you for sharing .

nutier

[profesas]

love your videos, so much truth.

[30mate]

fucking goood!!! xD

[PaulsAcademy]

Damn, this guy is talented! Keep speaking the truth, brother!

[BurnumBurnum123]

i fuckin love this guy's videos.

speaks so much truth.

all politicians should be forced to watch this.

well actually on second though it wouldnt help, they wouldnt manage to process half of this in their brains

[KusanRoth]

Watch "MORONS OVERUN THE EARTH".

[psmadme]

It's hard to believe that you and that gob-shite, Bill O'reilly share the same ancestors.

[masoudakbari]

I have watched most of your videos and there all great!

[hplaserjet2001]

you are a genius, love your videos.

[briggles]

So do I!

[bluevoltaire]

This Video was Great..!! =)

[fallout2029]

Sup hook nose? Have you stopped the NWO yet? ahahahh

You know isn't it kinda ironic that alot of people think the jews did 911 yet here we have you..a kyke trying to get to the bottom of all of it? haha.

How have the various odd jobs been treating you? Are you happy dropping out of college

?

[ericineffible]

cheers mate. Glad to meet ya, good to hear ya.

[creten69]

i did go to die and they gave me a shitload of money,to do nothing.Iran would also be a good place to die,why havent we gone yet ass kunt.

[Steadno]

Why didn't I run by your page sooner!

[elwind45]

500 MILLION AND ONE LUVYA DEEK!

[OneMove33]

haha nice piss take of the bbc that made my day

[briggles]

Nice piss take of George Bush and Gordon Brown too!

[faszika]

here comes another uber-wet0smelly gooey fart

[Hostile]

"Hello innocent bystanders, welcome to the FKN News!"

[Jakrahal]

if you all say this is true. The why dont people do anything about this shit? Look at Greece as an example. Now unite, and fight police, military, and then kill all the corporate scumbags, government officials, etc. I think people have had enough of all this bullshit.

Oh, and when we find Bush, dont kill him fast, he should be tortured for a good decade for all the crimes he committed.

[WeKnowYoureThere]

Although that would be nice I believe Bush knows a lot less than some of us think. The guy can't tie his own shoelaces without help. But then again, maybe thats what he wants you to think!

Not enough people realise why they are so pissed off. They know they are angry but don't understand the true source. They think that by voting for the "other guy" will change everything. We need a change in consciousness. We all need to wake up. And when enough of us have, these evil people will fall. Peace

[ilikeicecreamandcake]

watch?v=pw4Bhmm22xo&feature=ch­annel_page

[ericineffible]

thanks that was a thoughtful post and i agree.

[Aaron01f]

Yes and we will Fuck cut In peices Day by day slowly and make that fucker suffer time to wake up people we should fuck up all the leaders of the world!!!!!!!!

[gyongyhajulany]

How true - how sad - but true...

[kingneddy]

too funny:) my sides hurt!!

[daddyrizla]

Yes, the world needs to burn alright.Lets all burn for freedom, you go first...

[ThoughtCriminal911]

Al-Qaeda is a front organization of CIA and MOSSAD

[Oneworld87]

"This is our new establishment, otherwise known as "The base" designed to counter the war on terror".

[Drumvain]

I could watch this guy all day,wait does'nt that make me A tool?

[Drumvain]

Thats the best Bush impression ever!

[REGWHY]

i love this guy style

[frickinkraut]

If you get 'called to arms' and woken up by a fucking flash video, you shouldn't posses anything even remotely sharp.

[samgamje01]

ZIG EIL huhhuh I mean GIVE ME THE MONEY hahahahahahaa

[frickinkraut]

Sieg heil, not zig eil you dumb motherfucker.

[Blaumark]

fucking awesome 5s

[clownjms]

Why?  When most chinese know english so they can move right in and we can build their railroads.

[gio4fun]

No way, man! I'm now in China and believe me, it's very, very hard to find one person who can speak at least a little english.

[magichandpuppet]

Sir, you and your fellow marines are (seemingly-unknowingly) all slaves. I respect your intent and desire to protect your fellow countrymen. The problem is that you are pawns being pushed around by the super rich and powerful who have hijacked the American government.

I hope you are not full of shit with your lightening-fusion apparatus. If you have honestly unlocked something that can make energy production safe and free, then you may be the biggest true hero to date. Good luck.

[OrchidMaroon]

No help?

What assistance would you like?

Exposing the emperors hiney for what it is is the first step. What would you have us do?

Ours is a navy family, and a few of us write in our votes.

We don't deserve it. Nobody deserves slavery.

[b6gm6n]

Check out these aristocratic imposter's posing as 'common folk' showing us concern about the failing 'economy' giving us their heart felt story/advice about 'GOLD' and how it saved them.

news . bbc . co . uk/1/hi/magazine/7657178 . stm

They don't even see the gold, just numbers on a screen, the gold profiteers are coming out of the woodwork to give 'hope' to the common man during this accidental economic crisis, it stays in the vaults, the greed & the numbers rise, everyones a winner eh

[aquafishsoup]

hey mister fucker when i bend over...START fucking 7_7

[mrmultidextrous]

This is even better than the other ones. As Colbert said, China makes the US happy meals possible, but I see made in China stuff everywhere. Not that it matters, we pay them money that isn't real. Ahaha.. now the shit hits the fan.

[kilgoretroutcanada]

This is funny stuff! Thanks J for turning me on to it. I was proud of our (Canada's) Prime Minister Harper who chose to organize his sock drawer instead of supporting the China games.

[rickfaw]

The truth hurts.

[djlookwood]

Food, that contains toxic CHEMICALS (pesticides etc), has enzyme content reduced (to extend shelf life), that is heavily processed (to 'add value'), is the NUMBER 1 cause of degenerative diseases that start to appear after age 35.....

That's the main reason for eating organic, that and the fact that Organic food production requires more labour (creates more jobs for rural areas), is better for the environment and breeds self-reliance......

Eat shit, think shit, die shittily. A choice.

[mahammadabba]

An acre of 'organic' food can feed one person, an acre of farmed food can feed hundreds. Thanks for starving people all over the world so you feel good about yourself.

All food is organic.

[djlookwood]

Organic refers to the use or not, of synthetic chemicals such as pesticides, growth hormones etc etc...... your comment is pathetic ..

[mahammadabba]

Your definition of organic is more specific than mine - you may be paying for the word 'organic' but I doubt they are 100% free of your paranoid chemicals.

[throwntomato]

very few things are purely "organic". i agree with you there.people tend to jump on the bandwagon because it's hip, instead of studying things for themselves.

[darthdeath420]

This dude is my new favorite.I love these vids.

[mahammadabba]

Dude, you are one of the morons this vidster makes fun of. He is counting on people like you to agree with him picking on you.

[darthdeath420]

I don't agree with him picking on me,I dont think he is.I agree with his view,and admire his witt and delivery,dipshit.WTF do you know anyways?

[mahammadabba]

His view is shortsided and will say anything that he hears on TV.

What do I know? More than fknnews.

[darthdeath420]

Well thats your opinion,but then again who gives a shit what you think?

[mahammadabba]

The morons that drool over fknnews don't give a shit what I think. Any other questions?

[silver760]

I wish the BBC news spoke the truth like this,maybe then some of the UK zombies might realise they are living pointless existences and everything they do just makes someone else even richer for no effort at all.

[mahammadabba]

You gotta be shittin' me. The BBC makes this guy look like an American Republican conservative. The BBC is pro-terrorist and anti-human.

[Khamomil]

this guy rocks every fkn time.

[mahammadabba]

khamomil, be sure to watch the video where he calls you a moron. That should make you drool.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[rustytromebone]

Slobber! Slobber! Slobber! Thanks for the laughs this morning you are doing a great job! Keep it up.

[captainspaulding17]

whatever they are doing to dumb down the rest of the population and make them misinformed idiots, i wish they would do it to me! the truth depresses me. and trying to spread the truth to Nascar watching NFL lovers is even more depressing.

[mahammadabba]

7:57 minutes of talking and nothing is said. Do you believe for an instant that it's possible to have a world without war? It's human nature as your actions indicate that there will be no peace or common ground anywhere in the world.

Could you possibly make your voice any more annoying? Maybe by smoking 2 packs of cigarettes (instead of just 1) before ranting and raving? Are you on the payroll of Iran? I sure hope you haven't quit your day job (if you have one that is).

[djlookwood]

human nature is NOT aggressive, murderous or greedy - those are LEARNED BEHAVIOURS..... taught by EMPIRE, through SCHOOLING, which is the art of thwarting the humane qualities in favour of OBEDIENCE. Dork!

[mahammadabba]

dorkwood, then why is the majority of agressive behaviour done by individuals that dropped out of school? Are you saying highly educated people are violent? It makes me think that you are truly one of the morons that this king of morons is speaking to.

[djlookwood]

'Highly Educated' people designed the atom bomb, and their 'employers' also convinced 'less educated' people to fly the planes that dropped them on CIVILIANS.... similarly 'educated' people lied to the FDA about the toxicity of ASPARTAME.... a violent act indeed!

I really don't give a shit what YOU think of me, because your thoughts do NOT CHANGE the TRUTH.

[mahammadabba]

I agree that highly educated people designed the atom bomb. As for 'less educated people' that would be YOU.

If you don't like 'aspartame', don't consume it. That's all there is to that story.

I really don't think of you at all. You are just another moron that the fknnews guy is making fun of and laughing at.

The truth won't change your narrow view of reality so that's all there is to that.

Have a wonderful day.

[djlookwood]

All of my days are wonderful. I recognise the privilege I live with, by accident of birth.

Many people used aspartame whilst Searle lied about it's toxicity, and those people suffered as a result. None have been compensated.

Thats the real story. Just like the banks foreclose and evict people from their homes and expect the TAXPAYERS (govt.) to cover their losses

well-trained idiots like your goodself like to think you are smart simply because you can repeat ideology(a pavlovian response)

[mahammadabba]

Everything is toxic in quantity. Water will kill you.

Waa waa people blame aspartame for their mental illness. Eat sugar and die from high blood sugar.

Let's see..... why would a bank forclose and evict someone.... maybe it's because they FORGOT TO PAY THE FUCKING MORTGAGE????? You stupid people never cease to amaze me. I have never been forclosed on or evicted, let's see, maybe it's because I PAY MY FUCKING MORTGAGE ON TIME EVERY MONTH!!!!!!!!

Fucking stupid people - you should move.

[djlookwood]

Idiots like you pay over the odds for your mortgage, enriching others whilst at the same time chaining yourself to whatever dumb job(s) you have. Ha ha ha ha ha! Your obedience is masked by your attachment to 'paying your debts'..... Ha ha ha ha ha.

Banks foreclose as a matter of policy - 1929 ring any bells? It's a way of getting cheap property at low prices - the current crisis is due to Banks engaging in Finacial War with each other, nothing less.....

You're just to thick to notice it!

[mahammadabba]

Yes, I have a great job, a great house and are living in a great neighborhood. Thanks for pointing that out. I have a 4 7/8% fixed mortgate that will be paid off in 11 years. Then it's free living.

Is it you are a 'free spirit loser' and living off your boyfriend/girlfriend'? Just don't have the education or personality to get or keep a job? I see you laugh at responsibility, don't worry, the state has a retirement plan for you, it's called 'jail'. You'll like it.

[mahammadabba]

How about giving me one example of a bank forclosing on someone who has kept their bills paid and mortgage current? Something tells me you have been kicked out of every place you stayed for lack of paying bills. Another total loser that just doesn't get it.

You are a moron. Be sure to become a lacky for the king of morons at fknnews.

Yep, I'm thick. Thick to assholes like you.

[djlookwood]

i chose long time ago to live without debt. That has given me great freedoms in terms of how I spend my time. Much of that time is given over to community activities. It also means I spend what resources I have on what really matters - quality clean organic food. We are what we eat. I also produce far less waste, and my carbon footprint is about 1/10th of the average for where I live. In my own terms I am not a loser, just as on your own terms you are not a loser.

[mahammadabba]

Oh, you're a community agitator. Good for you.

Unless you live in the streets or gutter then someone has taken on debt for you to have a place to live. Probably a girlfriend or boyfriend or both.

What's organic food? Just a lie to charge more. All food is grown in the earth.

As for the mythical carbon footprint, it's just something for algore to make money from.

I live debt free, credit cards are paid off 3 or 4 times a month (call me crazy but I'm actually helping people).

[silver760]

Perfect example of falling for the nu-system you are,who gives a fuck about carbon footprints and organic food,not me.Due to chronic illness I cant eat food and live on chocolate flavoured chemicals in a can and support the drug manufacturers of this world,not through choice though.So its all bullshit to me

[djlookwood]

Actually Mahammadabba, you are so missing the point - when Deek calls people zombies, he's illustrating the way that those who control think of everyone they control - he's NOT calling people in general moronic - this is called "IRONY" or "SATIRE" .......

The Morons being made fun of here are THOSE who are in power ..... because the need to have that power is moronic..

As for the BBC or any other mass-media speaking truth, to wish that is to misunderstand the purpose of MASS-MEDIA.....

[mahammadabba]

So deek is creating his own 'zombies', mindless drones that clap and follow him calling them 'morons'.

Moron's don't get elected into power (even though moron's do vote for them). Power requires a minimum of intelligence.

I see more morons attempting 'satire' that isn't funny or relavent to the real world. This is one example of toilet humor and name calling that isn't even funny.

[djlookwood]

Duh! He is satirising the way people at the top THINK of the people they 'RULE'....

As for 'elections' as a process, without a 'none of the above' box, it's simply a mutiple choice question which is no choice at all.

You are SUCH a dork!

yes POWER over others requires, as you put it, merely a MINIMUM of intelligence, no more than that where as power that is shared requires deep intelligence...

You really are sad, m8!

[mahammadabba]

duh? He is calling everyone a moron. He is the king of morons.

Yep, you should forego elections and just move to a dictator controlled country. Then you would have one choice on who to vote for - take the surprise out of the results.

Yes, I'm sad, sad that someone says everyone is a moron. I believe everyone is a thinking, caring, loving individual who wants the best for their families.

Then there's djlookwood.....

[OrchidMaroon]

I totally agree.

[stevie29878]

lol what a pissa!

Keep it up mate, pretty true.

[jeemobon]

this shit is funny

[erbeeflower]

Yes man,keep it coming

[faruek]

Gotta Love Him.

[digitalfrenzy]

leave it to the scots to tell it how it is.

[digitalfrenzy]

fuckin brilliant.

[kronlc]

I love it when he speaks for bush :)

[spannera]

this guy thould be on tv

[alexprobus1944]

Very very very true!

[valmorgan]

The only way ever to change all this is over a long term by taking our "education" system (of indoctrination) back... and teach kids HOW to think, especially critically and never to trust government except as a neccessary evil that should be accused first when issues develop.

[neothomist1275]

"CLOSE mic' ya'self with a wee lapel mic"

Yeah really, all that video and prop production and no lapel mic from Radio Shack??

[NinthWardNewOrleans]

lmfao

[texasmama101]

ha ha

subscribe!

[thecrackwalker]

FKN funny

[jazzifarian70]

F. as Hell, bigtime-thanks oinkysqueak for passing on. This is da shirt, eigh?

[alexprobus1944]

Lovely and true. Just go ON!!!

[youreviltwin100]

funny FKR

[buckfush12]

There is nothing more informative than a FknNewz report to get you caught up after a 12 day packing trip in the forest.

[dylannut]

nice job deek

[LobsterHammerFoot]

Fuck You DEEK!!!

[BurningSky93]

if you hate him, why are you watching his vids?

[LobsterHammerFoot]

Not really. Was probably first to see his channel. He likes to say fuck anyways.

[pr0gr]

love the new studio, shed coming on well there, is the hole in the roof fixed?

[INDAKAZPRODUCTIONS]

best fkn news ever!!

[smig1975]

one of the best yet. great stuff..

[doobtribe]

I wish i didn't had to laugh from sad revolting and disgusting realities but society accepts it so apathicly that i have to laught for so much idiocracy twisted by politians blatant hipocrisy and the main media incompetence who only persue sensasionalism and helping to spread FUD far from upholding true journalism and investigation of facts while debunking frauds and crooks under the payroll of companies hiding behing "war hero" "prisioner of war" "veteran" "my friends" and other soundbites

[NewWorldOdorAgent]

joe biden is a roman catholic....oh oh!

[prahipepeo]

the best channel, best videos, best news - FUKIN NEWS!

[y0oho0]

Sometimes, your eyes don't soak the realities of the world, but instead, act like beams flashing the world as how you see it. Deek, what's the answer to corporatism?

[Serbpride4lif]

I couldnt stop watching this clip...its a masterpiece......so true but so unbelievably funny...lol...

[Serbpride4lif]

This is the best clip on youtube.....This clip made me laugh uncontrollably.....the best clip ever

[GuitarJoeKat]

ROTFLMAO!

Deek, you rock!

[ChoDilly]

And 90% of the dumb down masses don't have a clue what this guy is talking about, and probably wouldn't give a shit if they did.

Sad...

[llVIU]

nice china flag background you put there, couldn't represent that country better myself

[tigerpouy2001]

haha lov it lol

[BobHaulk]

Whats wrong with blowing up the religious nation of iran ? I feel it's a good thing that bush and his pals are blowing up people who want to attack our great secular nations and it's down it him that we have the freedom to listen to the fkn newz.

Once iran has been taken care of we should move on to Italy since they seem to be the centre of catholic control,it's time for them to go

[poppapump444]

i take it that deek and bob hulk are reformed orthodox christians that dislike catholics. well as an irish catholic myself i must say that im proud to say it is true that the irish are gods chosen people not the jews, since we have been the center of catholism and harboring the jesuits all these years. Adding,since the irish have been oppressed for a long time,mainly cause we are idiots,but anyway its time for us to rule the world,lead the way for the new world order/roman empire.

[isnamthere]

Alright! Two thumbs up for Irish rule! Free beer for all! (seriously)

[BobHaulk]

nope, never been christened or any of the other wee things religious people do to try and convince themselves they're not just believing in fairies.

Who wants to lead the world anyway ? i just wanna play my guitar

[fknnewz]

I am a reformed atheist, I no longer define myself by what I dont believe. I am an astronomer - one who studies universe. as a student i may uncover more of the mystery in the future but I would bet against the mystery containing divinity,magic or fairies.

[uberjim83]

But, a couple of weeks ago he was bitching about people villifying China, saying the USA was the world's biggest fascist dictatorship. Now I'm confused.

[lyden2006]

Deek actually knows what the fuck is goin on! Fuck yeah, fknnews til' I die!

[Ackdacka]

wow deek your getting real good keep up the improvement you may be the shepard of the sheep

[poppapump444]

getting good?...? hes been doing this for like almost 2 years....

[fknnewz]

1st newz was 8th jan 2006

[bigkitten]

China?...well, look what they did with the little girl singing in the opening ceremony....a HUGE lip-synch job. Just 'cos the real little girl that sang the song wasn't that good looking. And they say that the East isn't shallow like the West....Tossers!

[BusyTurkey]

His Impression of Bush is just on! I almost forgot it was Deek and not the cocksucker bush.

[MOTOVTRE]

tnx

[13523114]

deek is the best!we may as well all have a good laugh before we all die!

[AntiBullS]

I love this guy he is my favorite atheist lol

[lonewolfmtnz]

"this guy" is Saint Deek of the Huge Testiclement

[zezt]

RIGHT THE FUCK ONNNNN!

[Kalydosos]

Brilliant

[speciesamused]

Keep spittin the truth. Peace

[LECLARA]

I Wants MY Check!

With Interest!

[FarangBalls]

gawd damn i love your bush impressions!

[davidnightingale]

Think you misunderstood the increase in poppy growth is to stop global warming. The unique shape of the poppy flower helps reflect heat away from the earth. The plant also locks up tons of CO2. Good one Deek, keep up the great work.

[RevolutionaryJam]

hemp is the best at absorbing co2 and can be turned inta loads of useful shit

[Puzzoozoo]

Much better then the BBC's Olympiss..pic coverage.  5 *

[MBRHIndustries]

Good coverage of bad things. Well done again Deek.

[evryonesacritic]

I have to give you 5*****'s as always cos you make me laugh.

Check out this new website I found:

w w w . unitedliberty . o r g

For Peace, Freedom & Prosperity ~ critic

[ang3lin07]

Haha love this...congrats keep up the good work ;)i recommend "the arrivals" series to yu all...very interesting please watch

[worldoperator]

great stuff as usual talking head.. 5*

MILITARY MEDICAL PETRO CHEMICAL PHARMACEUTICAL NUTRIENT CARTEL INC. ..your last choice people of earth.. buy their crap, borrow, get debt.. in other words; PAY UP OR THE PLANET GETS IT.

.zZOZz.

[AnonymousBChurch]

Pride Comes Before a Fall

[bootme21]

Always awesome Deek!

[scottishcreamthe1st]

fantastic new newz room man!! 5 *

[SlaveStorm]

Earth, a nice place to visit if you like to shop, get drunk and watch football.

Loved the spin

[truefictions]

Nice one man!

Peace

[rblwoaclu]

I hear the rocket trip into the sun is more fun than this fkn place,hippy freak who saves the world because love really is all you need peace.Thanks for sayin it the way you do its not so grimms fairy tail the way you say it.lol

[lookingforananswer]

That Bush impression was dead-on!

[rblwoaclu]

love is the answer. now you have to change your name.:D I come in peace just liked your name.

[lookingforananswer]

Good answer. (But I am not going to change my name I've had this channel too long!)

:)

If we could only get the people in charge to understand the concept of peace...

[rblwoaclu]

Put your faith in no man we already won carry on.Peace to the last house dude bring in da peace.

[citizenX9328g]

Camp Bastard lulz

[Drexxle]

Always love the weather!

[citizenX9328g]

Ah,feck it

Let's just run away together

[demented669]

there is no news like the FKN News!

[PollenB]

Bread and Circus.