"it's all good, it's alright, everybody gets laid tonight"
this is the Eleventh Commandment (one of those that was on the tablets that Moses dropped when he came down from Mount Sinai according to Mel Brooks and "History of the World").
I was in a video store with my best friend and we were looking around and I saw this on the bottom shelf. I held it up and waited for him to turn around. He turned around to say something and he saw it and he just said, "I'm going to hell for even looking at that..." LOL
This movie takes the subject matter very seriously. Jesus battles vampires to save Canada's lesbians. What about that sounds like a joke? I love lesbians. I hope they keep doing what they're doing forever.
Also, this song is so awesome that the whole world is better for having it exist. Sorta like Jesus?
How about kung fu Jesus saving the Lesbians of Ottawa, from vampires, with the help of a luchadore? Remember, when the Living Dead outnumber the Living, even the Messiah needs a little help!
I got this movie last week, and it was absolutely amazing. I had this song on my computer for many months before finally seeing the movie. If someone wants the MP3 of this song (in very good quality might I add) just send me a message with your email.
You don't have to rip it. You can download it from the Odessa Filmworks website (odessafilmworks-dot-com... just follow the menu on the left-hand side of the page to Jesus Christ Vampire hunter > Music.
oh my god the epicness
Supercowsftw 2 months ago
oh good god i just witness the masterpiece of a film... i'm converting to a christian, it was so awesome xD
Babilfrenzo 2 months ago 2
This was a really good, terrible film.
evilashxero 4 months ago
"it's all good, it's alright, everybody gets laid tonight"
this is the Eleventh Commandment (one of those that was on the tablets that Moses dropped when he came down from Mount Sinai according to Mel Brooks and "History of the World").
tsartodd 6 months ago 2
Hey guys, I have ask you an question.
Maybe someone knows who has recorded that song?
Krrredzia 7 months ago
@Krrredzia I believe it was the hammerheads
bcseurotrash 7 months ago
I found this on Vudu. I think this movie is completely awesome. I would love to own it.
stphntlsn 7 months ago
the power of Christ impales you
RONJAN2 7 months ago
I was in a video store with my best friend and we were looking around and I saw this on the bottom shelf. I held it up and waited for him to turn around. He turned around to say something and he saw it and he just said, "I'm going to hell for even looking at that..." LOL
Awesome movie.
jfrsnjhnsn 10 months ago
i think this is the best movie ever. ive seen it few months ago.
best evaaaarrr!
gigioneumatica 10 months ago
Google the torrent, I found 4 sites with it in less than 2 mins....
devlinxiro 1 year ago
go to Odessa film works dot com
go to the Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter tab on the side... click music.. there is a link to download the mp3 of this song.
DJX187 1 year ago
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DJX187 1 year ago
Anyone know who wrote/preforms this?
superbus69 1 year ago
@superbus69 The Hammerheads ;)
HardRockerGirl 1 year ago
arv thinks it kinda sucked when jesus changed his image wouldve been better to keep the long hair.
ArvGnarlington 1 year ago
@ArvGnarlington Yeah well Jesus can look however the hell he wants.
jfrsnjhnsn 10 months ago
That movie ROCKS!!!
imapuniverse 1 year ago
freak version of "ALWAYS LOOK ON THE SUNSHINE SIDE OF LIE"
Iker666beast 1 year ago
@PenultimateRun Fuck yeah, this shit was awesome. Jesus and Santos ftw.
iamhoops 1 year ago
Why can't all movies be like this?
:'D
McBradin 1 year ago
GREAT MOVIE.... I watched it when I was high as fuck so it was funny ass hell
fakeslayer93 1 year ago
God this movie rocks. Also if you go to Isohunt and type in Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter you can find the song.
fatguywithafro 1 year ago
What does "5 keeps a neighborhood alive" mean?
jfrsnjhnsn 2 years ago
@jfrsnjhnsn High Five's man. They are the answers to every problem.
McGarnigal 2 years ago 2
I spent like a half hour googling that awhile back and still have no idea. I'd guessed it was a Canadian thing.
SFMonster 2 years ago
It doesn't matter! It's Jesus and an awesome song!
DiRtYHorror 1 year ago
@jfrsnjhnsn He means that everyone should give each other high fives.
supercommie 1 year ago
@jfrsnjhnsn "FAITH"
Iker666beast 10 months ago
How can we get Tenacious D. to do a cover of this?
jfrsnjhnsn 2 years ago
@jfrsnjhnsn Oh my god you're right!
Psychonaut117 2 years ago
My uncle's a priest. I think he'll go for it.
jfrsnjhnsn 2 years ago
I am not kidding when i say that I want to play this song at my wedding.
I may have to show the movie on a big screen in the background at my reception.
jfrsnjhnsn 2 years ago 2
Great Song. Cannot be beaten.
LEFitzing 2 years ago
This movie takes the subject matter very seriously. Jesus battles vampires to save Canada's lesbians. What about that sounds like a joke? I love lesbians. I hope they keep doing what they're doing forever.
Also, this song is so awesome that the whole world is better for having it exist. Sorta like Jesus?
Casanuda 2 years ago
@ 1:34 jesus you horny bastard!! lol
tsartodd 2 years ago
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tsartodd 2 years ago
most random movie in the fucking world but its damn good
meganfoxhus 2 years ago
hell yeah!
tryagainvinz 2 years ago
This is the best movie of the world xDDDDDDD
666J666B666 2 years ago 2
??????
Mandyman08 2 years ago
yes, you are completely rigth.
the movie has a lot of blasphemous scenes
Gordomaster27 2 years ago
i want the fucking lyrics for this song!
i would pay for it! hahaha
Gordomaster27 2 years ago
??? pero k pelicula es esa tio no entiendo nada a k viene la muger del pandero gigante y el tio de la macara plateada
Mandyman08 2 years ago
es la mejor gilipollez del mundo, va de jesucristo que resucita pro sgeunda vez y lucha contra los vampiros! jajajajaj
esta escena es la parte dle final, algun dia la tienes que ver, es un descojone que flipas
Gordomaster27 2 years ago
so.. many.. atheists.. and jesus kicked the crap out of them all
i love the part when he is spiting blessed beer out of his mouth at the lesbian vampires
darkninja175 2 years ago 2
"Wait, aren't you a lesbian?"
"No..I'm Bi!"
*Happy Music Plays*
"YES, YES!"
evilkingtigral 2 years ago 2
Awesome Movie.. and down right amazing song! So freakin' catchy!
maniacluke 2 years ago
Is that you, bowl of cherries?
mrharryballzonya 2 years ago 2
Do bowls of cherries talk, Jesus?
ArthasvsLeon 2 years ago
Ah Oddbottom, every man's fantasy...
Casanuda 2 years ago
this movie is the reason you need to watch this movie.
Jesus saving the Lesbians of Ottawa, from vampires. What more do you need.
rt16 2 years ago 3
How about kung fu Jesus saving the Lesbians of Ottawa, from vampires, with the help of a luchadore? Remember, when the Living Dead outnumber the Living, even the Messiah needs a little help!
zoushaomenohu 2 years ago 6
haa i just got done this movie and went here haha lol
smackers99 2 years ago
Love this song.
jowston100 2 years ago
"How are you here, you're at the junkyard?!?!?"
"I'm everywhere."
JeffAddix 2 years ago 2
Fucking awesome song.
jowston100 2 years ago
Perfection.
Brownie328 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS MOVIE AND THE GENIUS BEHIND
lobontek 2 years ago 7
*slaps own chest*
Body of Christ
gl0087 2 years ago
the power of christ impales you
RONJAN2 2 years ago
Quite possibly one of the finest examples of action perfection in history. And so biblically accurate!
Casanuda 3 years ago
This movie NEEDS a sequel. NAO.
anubis82292 3 years ago
lol cute vid
dizze9 3 years ago
Sequel please, or spin off. Santos vampire hunter! [Yes I know]
Casanuda 3 years ago
CURSE YOU!
That's stuck in my head!
NecrosisOfLight 3 years ago
Santo se va en avion en vez de su jaguar descapotado
copycattt 3 years ago
This is the only good part of the movie, this song.
amnm12 3 years ago
best movie
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dude0997 3 years ago
I got this movie last week, and it was absolutely amazing. I had this song on my computer for many months before finally seeing the movie. If someone wants the MP3 of this song (in very good quality might I add) just send me a message with your email.
yellowshirtguy 4 years ago 3
This song was awsome. The movie had the gretest title ever....but just wanst funny. Still, worht seeing just to say that you did.
Baburu 4 years ago 3
You don't have to rip it. You can download it from the Odessa Filmworks website (odessafilmworks-dot-com... just follow the menu on the left-hand side of the page to Jesus Christ Vampire hunter > Music.
SFMonster 4 years ago 3
I can rip the audio from this video. if anyone wants it send me a message
yellowshirtguy 4 years ago
can rip it and turn it into an mp3
yellowshirtguy 4 years ago
or they could just go to "The Hammerheads"'s website and download the cool songs in the movie:)
Gudgrim 3 years ago
I didn't realize there was a hammerheads site.
Link please?
yellowshirtguy 3 years ago
Thou shalt get laid.
retardskull 5 years ago 16
Yes! I finally got ahold of this movie!
SAAMAverageman 5 years ago
She got violated by Jesus!
trivialite 5 years ago
Wouldn't you like to?
AlbertMondback 4 years ago
...be...
AlbertMondback 4 years ago
...LAID TONIGHT
BlackAdder6 3 years ago 2
Here is the link to the mp3 of the song
CruellaDeVine 5 years ago
Now if only i could find the mp3 of this song.
glebs 5 years ago
I tried! I would blast this song its so awesomely bad!
MakkusuSan 5 years ago
@MakkusuSan It's on the movie's official website
Themexicansnob 6 months ago
@Themexicansnob Thank you so much! Finally I have a, more or less, high quality version of this song, yay!
Staudinka 5 months ago
@glebs try using one of the video2mp3 converter sites, those work pretty well
grant658 1 year ago
@glebs There is a youtube movie audio converter you can convert anything to mp3!
MissJesseyLaura 5 months ago
@MissJesseyLaura Yeah...I kinda solved this problem 4 years ago. But thanks!
glebs 5 months ago
awesome
darknite125 5 years ago
Damn, this awesome!
kingbunny 5 years ago
this is one of the best bad movies ever
stromboni17 5 years ago 7
Damn Skippy!!! it took me three years to get a hold of itXD
MakkusuSan 5 years ago
@stromboni17 hell yeah!
Andrewhs022 1 year ago
@stromboni17 - THE best bad movie!
Zedlizard 10 months ago
Man, I LOVE that movie.
Lynlora 5 years ago 5
It took me three years to finally see it!
MakkusuSan 5 years ago