Suppose you were a god, and you wanted to keep a handful of the more interesting consciousnesses that evolved in the universe you created. What better way would there be to weed out the garbage that be inspiring scripture? All of the scum that would accept something for nothing will sign up immediately. And the threat of hell will scare all but the bravest remaining to mark themselves as well. The few with enough integrity to reject scripture will be stressed by the believers: It's a trap.
I never thought of it that way, Yahweh (God) is tired of all these people nagging him with little problems! He must love me because I never asked him for any thing and never will! ... I think Thor is a better god anyway!
don't forget about the part where he had to send his "son" down to that planet to die because thats the only way people could be forgiven for the first people eating from a magic tree, but only if they truly believe that it was his son and that his death was for them. and that even though he is all mighty and makes the physical laws in that universe thats still the only way people could be forgiven because the old way of burning livestock wouldn't work any more after that.
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this video is strangely relaxing
kucoru16 1 year ago
God puts the penis of priests into young boys anus's -- to test their faith.
MrMikeyboy1002 1 year ago
haha, I can't get past the poor photoshop look ...
nlgatewood 1 year ago
"A third of the way through infinity"
I love it!
WarmWeatherGuy 2 years ago 3
Not exactly 1/3 of the way. That is just a rounded estimate. Actually God decided to create the universe at 1/π of the way through infinity.
Prophiscient 2 years ago
That was deep, Man!
destronia123 2 years ago
Great videos, I'm going to show them to everyone I know. :-)
DazedConfused989 2 years ago 3
Suppose you were a god, and you wanted to keep a handful of the more interesting consciousnesses that evolved in the universe you created. What better way would there be to weed out the garbage that be inspiring scripture? All of the scum that would accept something for nothing will sign up immediately. And the threat of hell will scare all but the bravest remaining to mark themselves as well. The few with enough integrity to reject scripture will be stressed by the believers: It's a trap.
ananiasacts 2 years ago
that be inspiring => than by inspiring
ananiasacts 2 years ago
Ack! Yahweh is just fucking with us.
clairewaldorf2 2 years ago
I never thought of it that way, Yahweh (God) is tired of all these people nagging him with little problems! He must love me because I never asked him for any thing and never will! ... I think Thor is a better god anyway!
hopdevil666 2 years ago
No Enlil will kick thors ass.
Evilenlil 2 years ago
Never! zeus will never allow this kind of talk!
DeemotheAthiest 2 years ago
Oh then the Rainbow serpent will eat Zeus first.
Evilenlil 2 years ago
don't forget about the part where he had to send his "son" down to that planet to die because thats the only way people could be forgiven for the first people eating from a magic tree, but only if they truly believe that it was his son and that his death was for them. and that even though he is all mighty and makes the physical laws in that universe thats still the only way people could be forgiven because the old way of burning livestock wouldn't work any more after that.
purplejugnut 2 years ago
hmm a white robe and a halo and you can pass as God 5 stars!!!!
bajorjor1 2 years ago
why would god be bored? im sure he plays poker at ftp, like me!
good vid, 5*
sugmegpls 2 years ago
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nice
Adrikadgh 2 years ago
WRONG WRONG WRONG! It was the most holy Flying Spaghetti Monster who hid the fossils around with his noodly appendages!
Ramen, brother!
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago 8
I love that clip from Contact, is awesome
Jegermeister0 2 years ago