Rodney Carrington - (OFFICIAL) Dear Penis - Chris Dill

[LeonMcThax]

1:00 - 1:03 Dafuq is this shit?

[dragonkill5]

OMFG that so fuckin funny my fav bit was when he said "oh and rodny,while your shavin, shave my balls" i couldn't stop laughing all the way through it XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[1996UK]

Great song but whats with the really out of time, random, annoying laughter?

[Antz1307]

Don't penis's only have one eye?!?

[cjsaintrow]

this is so my new ringtone

[funsizedcupcake]

My boyfriend made me watch this...such a boyish video xD 

[Prime0344]

"You put me places I've never been before...", Freaking Hilarious..

[MrRazelo]

check out this cover /watch?v=B_rIp0KkHCM

[Eooth]

best song you can play in the middle of a party :p this and "show them to me" !!!

[Djfinzz]

Well im in THAT part of utube again

[PSNsqueeker]

dear butthole 

[juliazbunny]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS MAKE ME WANNA TURN TO A MAN!

[Johnny9533]

@juliazbunny ty julia, you just made me click on "Winky Winky Bum Bum" :))

[xHeReTiiC]

you used to watch me shave, but then you got an arrow to your knee!

[xAGG16]

265 people's dont know what a penis is :)

[dougie3113]

Oh dear penis I don't like u anym

[shealeigh1000]

desgusting

[205nascarfan]

@shealeigh1000 its the way of life

[aussieskater1000]

Don't usually like country music.. But I do now.. Haha

[AndrewKH85]

In america, people would rather laugh than know what they are laughing about

[BlaineBass]

The 262 dislikes, those people are not a funny type and should dis on good old viodeos, i consider this a classic.

[dracon56]

@BlaineBass It's cuz they've got chodes

[cbss44]

good king!!!!!!!!!!

[brody803]

trolololololololololololol

[MusicDemonAndYaoi]

man im so gonna show this to my boyfriend ^^

[Luigi2966]

cool

[legacyandlegend]

wat good is a penis if u cant stick it in a vagina, if all u can do is masterbate then that would get boring after a while u have to b able to do both

[MultiMorbak]

LOOOLL



[ChanceMoore132]

Dear penis... When the hell did you get so fucking long?!

[Chazasdude2011]

Laughed throughout the whole song so funny!

[XAdamxBociekX]

I use to like this song, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Wookie9911]

@XAdamxBociekX hahaa your not fffunny



[Distributor01]

@ Aj51126... the laughing is because he sang this song live on The Bob and Tom Show... i listen to them everyday at work... you would be surprised who will be on that show and sing a song or do a skit

[sausageprincess0070]

love it :)

[SkaterGirl4213]

@legitXbeastly you should see aids graffiti :P

[legitXbeastly]

how has this not been removed but thank god it hasent

[Reffie12]

this song is fucking awesome lol

[seanboy97]

HA!!!!!!!

[AnsmannRCC]

249 are a man with no penis!

[kamehameha98182]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shane6831]

I can't stop fucking laughing best song ever

[Vampireknight56544]

shave my balls oh good what fun (sarcasm)

[amjovi]

Awesome

[LovelyVixen1990]

Someone with a good female country voice should make a "dear vagina" lol

[M1n3F0rFUn]

@LovelyVixen1990 Its dear pussy, my friend

[xXxVyRuSs]

SHIT! can`t stop laughing! =)))

[vmelo]

Genial!

[holekyo]

I was mad, almost furious, small white pimples on my glands makes me laugh, why, I do not know. maybe cause my are smaller than on wikipedia. maybe they just match size of penis :) so I do not know after all, if it is sign of growing up, allergy or maybe something else. may be everything :) lol ... funny to make laugh from yourself, isn't it ?? yes it is .

[TentarKMS]

Nostalgia.

[BuntyK]

hah .... I remember this ...... the viral video way before youtube days. It would take many installs and tuning to make it run on IE. Last 10 years or so really has been so long for internet :D

[cpidiotfan]

wonder how he's balls looks like 4 years later if he don't shaved them xD

[lawrence69bitch]

Bob and Tom are the best FUCK you depsterboy

[TheSiolek]

dear penis, what up? LOLOL imagine if you could talk to it..

[blind999]

The laughing is what makes it amazing

[970kyle]

dont laugh freakin A

[TheDarcylover1]

I love it hahahahahah

[shadowsergil]

The background laughing is what makes it funny

[dcgcPTYT]

Don't know why but remembered this song today. Watched in 2001. Man, time flies...

[BeyondLame]

@dcgcPTYT

Madblast.com?

[LAHrebirth]

Oh and rodney while you're shaving shave my balls :)

2011

[depsterboy]

fuck bob and tom

[jdtash90]

wtf.. Take it out of utube...

[peachrocker1]

holly crap i saw this in 2003. i was very little. i still don't get the point of this website.

[Slappingplastic]

The laughing is fucking annoying...

[Khadgar07]

I saw this over 7 years ago first...

[Cemuz]

watch?v=sFYILBNZdk4

[MrToka1985]

@Cemuz idiot!!



[vikk1337]

@louienatorXOPP Ofc not, im watching this in 1882.

[louienatorXOPP]

@vikk1337 sweeeeeeeet

[MrJoonuas123]

@louienatorXOPP Nope Im watching it in year 2052 .. Im from the future...

[louienatorXOPP]

@MrJoonuas123 wow sweet, can u tell me about the future a little?



[MrJoonuas123]

@louienatorXOPP Yea its sweet. Its fucking awesome here,, I wont be tellin u that here,but if you want to See the future then i would be happy to loan the timemachine to you... (it`s kinda ordinary tool out here)

[louienatorXOPP]

@MrJoonuas123 awesome :-) thanks man i had a blast in the future altho my mom tought i was scary as fuck whit the beard n stuff

[MrJoonuas123]

@louienatorXOPP could u give the machine back now? so i could go back to home (future)

[louienatorXOPP]

@MrJoonuas123 euhm... i have a little problem, so i set the time machine on 3015 but i forgot my toothbrush, so i ran home to get it but when i came back, it already departed xs

[MrJoonuas123]

@louienatorXOPP DAMN .... U MUST BE KIDDIN:.. hmm so i cant get back to my year... That sucks.. .agrh i`ll just build another one ... I just need some tape, a metal pipe and some chewing cum... I think i`ll forgive u cuz ur not the first one who has lost my timemachine... I was 3 years stuck in 11 century.. It was f***ing crazy..

Huh well i have nothing more to say at the moment ... Have a good time in 2697 ... I hope i can make a new timemachine... Then ill visit u and we can grab a beer:P cya

[louienatorXOPP]

@MrJoonuas123 sweet man, some titties 'nd beer for 2? O.o

[MrJoonuas123]

@louienatorXOPP Yea thats sound fun...

[ungureanudoru]

@MrJoonuas123 - I feel bad for you, I'm in the year 2697. The Earth is kinda' frozen now but I'm used to it due to genetical evolution. YouTube is not anymore...now YouPorn and YouJizz streams everything, from music to games. People dont walk anymore...now we teleport. We dont eat anymore...McDonalds is dead long time ago. We sometimes eat our pets (dogs,cats,rats...), but just for fun. You should come and visit us. Bye bye.

[MrJoonuas123]

@ungureanudoru ANd can you tell me when ur coming back from that year... . I really need that timemachine back.. I think my three wives are f***ing pissed off for now... I have to go and pleasure them.... it could be nice if u`d give the machine back.. BUt eh if u dont then ill just build new one...:)

Bye bye !

[Aj51126]

I find that laughing kinda irritating xD

[ccpickre]

@Aj51126

That's cause it's from a CD of a radio show.

:/

[solarislux]

@Aj51126 I think is recorded on a live radio show

[kasparduh]

Actually, if someone doesn't know english, he may think the song for nice.

[Totto87]

Phil, you are some years behind.. :p But good job making this song popular again! ;p

[paramedic218nh]

what the fuck is with the mental cases laughing in the back ground,fucking way to ruin it

[insanityismysanity]

@paramedic218nh its the folks from bob and tom show

[TylerJamesAdams]

/watch?v=KpHgA0ZDgiU

[TheClicheName]

God, I heard this yeaaaars back! Bring back some memories... which sounds odd, I know. :P

[CoreyIsTheName]

I liked this before Phil did.

[btknight17]

It looks like the twinkie mascot..lol

[GabrielD96]

why is a video response a Pedo's Paradise video?

[travman0610]

@WiningSwag other way around bro

[worm929]

fucking laugher, how annoying

[zyimzo]

@GlorybyMurder Yeah i wasn't paying much attention.

[livindahighlif3]

I've known the song forever but didnt know of the video until PhillyD

[zyimzo]

Oh i thought it meant like the animal dear and i was like wtf is this

[STRANG3RFACE]

screw PhillyD, seananners brough me here.

[MrPooding]

Thumbs up if no one brought you here and you just typed randomly the word penis in the search bar

[DubstepBassDr0p]

RIP Headphone users @ 0:01

[24mnkye]

drunk tank for the win!!!

[Luciferi4n]

WHY PhillyD why 4 years later :D

[Therockzez]

like if PhillyD didnt send you here but you've know about Rodney for years

[Razorshroud]

This video is older than the internet.

[xDAVEx93]

the laughing throughout is so annoying! :L

[gregrph]

@xDAVEx93 It is a live recording when Rodney performed the song on the Bob & Tom radio show



[TerranceTheL33T]

Okay good my penis isn't the only one that sings :p

[Xplicitin]

lololololol



[landloper1986]

oldschool

[fholiday]

Ah... a newgrounds classic

[LidlFisken]

DURR PHILLY D SENT ME

Seriously wtf , really? 10 years guys, it's 10 years old!

it's like babbys first time on the internet

jesus people

[bigjavo36]

@LidlFisken you seem upset

[notdeep066]

Don't ya know that dicks are for chicks. Littil Kit

[knives4cash]

I can see Pwnstar4hire singing this in 50 years.

[fernandopox]

ok, I like sxephil but no need to be a sheep gathering with the whole sxephil herd.

[Thrallsbuddy]

Phlip Defranco brought me here

[nickkk420]

wasnt this on opie and anthony

[amanalpah]

@TriscuitFTW i did

[buhlayke]

@TriscuitFTW He reminded me of it, but I found this years back xD

[dbzrash]

Thanks sxephill for likeing in I got a gud laugh

[SwaggTastic213]

@MegaRowrowrow yea-uhh!!

[LiveLaughSmile13]

I thought the last person to like Rodney Carrington would be sxe phil LOL

[gammaga]

@LiveLaughSmile13 i thought he already seen this years ago like me. i winder if this will be in the next "stuff Phil likes!!"

[LiveLaughSmile13]

@gammaga I've been listening to rodney for around a year or 2 now, hes so funny LOL! & I wonder if it will be in stuff phil likes too!

[PackingPadre]

My father would have loved this. Back in the 60's, he advocated that I have sex with "Miss Fist" as she would not get pregnant or infect me with a venereal disease.

[MidnightOverlord]

completely ruined by the laugh track

[slowmofo357]

Is that Bob and Tom in the background laughing haha? I love them!

[Yasas47]

Dear Rodney - while you are shaving, shave my balls!!

[MrAszurbanipal]

204 pussies?

[MarcusHazey]

stfu laughing in background

[MarcusHazey]

stfu laughing in background

[CxKoKoxJ]

its hard to not like this song even if your a troll

[N0s3ns3Production]

7 061 people like their penis

[AkatsukiNames]

@N0s3ns3Production lol

[doommaster42]

ha ha ha funny as 

[Scahhi]

Can somebody delete that laughing at the backround?

[TheKeithBitch]

@Scahhi That's suppose to be there it's part of the song.

[Scahhi]

@TheKeithBitch

I kno but it's annoying.

[2k7voodoo2k7]

@Scahhi its so annoying

[Terrencify]

6,984 People Don't Like their Penis :(

[ANONIMCallMeZO]

=))))) hahahaha

[Helmutlozzi]

Oh man, this brings memories!

[fisko99]

is it only me or is the ******* laughing in the background ******* annoying?



[goldengamingpro]

god, its been year since i heard this song, i still find it funny today :')

[HEDGIZZLE1]

Lol!! This shit is man funny!!

[TheShafenator1]

Oh, and Rodney, while you're shavin', shave my balls.

[jakswaful]

Hahahaha!!!

[osnapster]

i got it! wen men get mad at ther penis they turn 2 other men penis thats how we get gay men duh!

[berryboy2006]

FUNNY JUNK!!!!!!!!

[ssunkisst]

Got it of bob and tom show hahah ;D

[Neske5678]

I luv my penis lol we bout 2 get some pussy im out :D

[smfkr]

200 men broke up with their penises..

[b3poj2d2]

no where as funny as rodney but check out penis comes home,by dr dj psycho

[shivnath11]

its ..... funny...

[gadfire]

lmao wow thats hilarious i couldnt stop laughin lmao

[SDP706]

CHEK ME OUT ON YOUTUBE@SDP706

[realkill8]

lol

[TheSketchify]

I'd to put my head together with his!

[Riffer16]

I like how he keeps switching guitar playing hands throughout the whole damn video. Definate WIN.

[MrTimmy1016]

Lol funny

[Debbie321lopez]

That must be Chuck Norris, only his penis can play the guitar.