Tim Minchin - 5 Poofs and 2 Piano's - (HD) OFFICIAL

[KittiMitties]

Dear Tim Minchin,

I fucking love you.

[KittiMitties]

@TheFungineer Wow, thank you so much! Truly beautiful.

[lamboguitarmadas]

@KittiMitties Look at the one of him with Jamie Cullum. It's amazing.

[TheFungineer]

@KittiMitties Listen to White Whine In The Sun.

[TwistedReality187]

@KittiMitties not perfect is pretty serious

[cyanidebiscuit]

@KittiMitties He doesn´t. Try looking up "You grew on me", for example.

[KittiMitties]

@cyanidebiscuit I did, and thank you. I was really only aware of this and Angry (Feet) when I wrote that.

[cyanidebiscuit]

@KittiMitties No problems. He has so much more to him.

[Fredrow2006]

Haha, Slightly annoyed from baracwonte or however its spelt, using transcribed audio translate too - The N_R_A_ from Barry bonds. Haha

[AnnoyingFr0g]

@skystorm it's really Jan Moir. Jan Moir writes articles for the daily mail, and a little while before Tim Mincin wrote this she wrote a controversial article involving critic of same-sex civil partnerships.

[GarethNunns]

Good, but pianos shouldn't have an apostrophe in on the title

[mjlgaard]

I really love Tim Minchin. He is one of a kind.

[AnnoyingFr0g]

I hate how this has been edited so he says Dan Moier!

[skystorm97]

@AnnoyingFr0g What did he say before?

[KilljoyMaggot28]

brb, just going to hunt down tim minchin and marry him.

[wyvernsrevenge]

lol its impossibkle to stay in a bad modd watching tim minchin

[WiccaNightEmber]

He has an objection to shoes I think...

[TheHolycupcake]

lol if u turn on the subtitle thing it says on 00:11 about as faboulus teh amazing mr chairman shit

[CriminalMinds89]

Was too busy singing along to notice that he said "Dan". Oops.

Fucking love this song!

[YouurDisease]

@CriminalMinds89 It's been edited somehow, if you look on tim minchin's actual channel for this video, it has got the proper version saying "Jan" :)

[CriminalMinds89]

@YouurDisease Yeah I've seen it. Was just saying that I'd never noticed before :L Thanks :)

[onejeremytogo]

He's just not funny...

[wheresthecorporal]

29 people don't have 5 poofs or 2 pianos

[KeenoDerToten]

Thought this was HD.

[HaloPlayer96]

its weird seeing him wthout the eye makeup

[Mooshuuful]

@HaloPlayer96 He is wearing make up? What are you on about? just not as much.

[RidersWhoRide]

@HaloPlayer96 he is definately wearing makeup here...

[popejimbo1]

28 people had too much man.

[baldwin471]

360p. Hardly HD is it?

[entreri100404]

JAN Moir. Weird how that got changed in some versions.

[BitterSweetTeeVee]

1:10 BOY GEORGE FTW!!!!!!!

[93mkw]

HEM HEM APOSTROPHE!!!!!!!!!

[freinds74]

awesome but no way HD

[imaegg12]

I just love the way he says "yeah... it'll be ace" at 1:23 :')

[DaBigChalk1991]

HD????

[jackpaice]

hd?

[TheVistaLord]

Genius

[Brandonjaf]

Penta-Poofter-Piano-Posse!

love it!

[FooFanJLS]

I can see that without HD it is not funny at all

......suckers :D

[SuperFlame12345]

how can poeple dislike this song

[ElegantEnvy]

@MeStevenFram The correct spelling of the word is Puffter.

[Hayri491]

@ElegantEnvy its actually Poof. but Puff

[Hayri491]

@ElegantEnvy its actually Poof. but Puff

[Hayri491]

@ElegantEnvy its spelt Poof not Puff. Not sure how you got that but in the UK we spell Poof with two O's which is pronounced like a U when you say Poof with the F at the end.

[ElegantEnvy]

@Hayri491 You didn't read what i said. The colloquial use of the word spells it as "Poof" because that's how it's pronounced.

It is, however, spelt as "Puffter"

[EjvindDark]

@ElegantEnvy

[ElegantEnvy]

@EjvindDark Um?

[McBaino96]

@zxxkcxxz I couldn't agree anymore

[zxxkcxxz]

Why does anyone care about the fucking quality?

Tim Minchin just sang 5 poofs and 2 pianos...

[ImUnattractive]

2 of the piano's what?!

[poochnhoney]

when theres a possibility of a pentapufftapianopossy here

[subgay]

I really wish you would remove this as Tim as released the unedited version.

[OisirM]

I'm getting a quiet giggle at the fact that the top comments are complaining about the uploader, and not complimenting the actual song.

[Bleumange]

@OisirM Thumbs whore.

[Calsendon]

Pianos, not Piano's.

[HomerJEDL]

this is the 'dan moyer' version, when he really said Jan Moyer

[Zyraxx44]

How in the hell did this one get changed to "Dan Moir" as well?

[Omnilegence]

@Zyraxx44 This version has been doctored, I recommend going onto the link to this song in the suggestions. The video will have been uploaded by timminchin. In the description it has a comment from Tim about the matter. Also the version of the song uploaded by Tim himself is undoctored.

[Zyraxx44]

@Omnilegence Ok, thanks for the heads up.

[TheTsubaKun]

@Zyraxx44 Because the Government.

[FF9MovieMaker]

I bet boy george felt left out sat in the green room

[ShortSleeveCircus]

'Penta-poofter-piano-possy' - possible the best use of alliteration ever?

[Calsendon]

@ShortSleeveCircus Posse. :)

[xXguitardude9Xx]

did anyone notice that tim called him 'wossey'? xD

[TheScw22]

I love how the two highest rated comments are insulting the title and actually have nothing to do with the performance..

p.s. I love this video.

[stebarron]

Shut the fuck up about the fucking apostrophe or about the fact that it's not HD, you're watching Tim Minchin, ENJOY IY!. It's a Youtube video for fucks sake. Enjoy the video, and go and buy some fucking Blu-ray DVDs and get a fucking life.

[Dont0Talk0Shit]

@stebarron Exactly!! Who care's about mi'sused apostrophe's in thi's video. Clo'se your Eye's and LI'STEN!!

[sroualdz]

5 guys, 2 pianos, the new internet sensation

[EbonyFaery]

Pianos doesn't have an apostrophe, it's a bloody plural.

[goodSylar]

26 people are homophobic

[mistersusan1471]

Lol at audio description. Tim says 'imagine if we had...'

Audio description says 'batch immediately'

[DeadpoolFan16]

Tim's smile when he finishes that song is great.

[UMadeMeKinky]

@SLM1285 The paper mus of done it, silly dubbers.

[ClashxCityxRocker]

bahahahahahahahaha his face at 2:19 XD

[stuiep1991]

"100% more pianos and 25% more gays" love it :)

[realityismyreligion]

FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!! I cry, i laugh so hard!

[MsTrixxi666]

"you can never have too much piano or man" Got the man bit right ;)

[MattyRayson]

Jamie Cullum buzzing he got a mention... 3:46 buzzed 3:51 his impression of Louis Walsh's clap (look it up it's like one of those wind up monkeys with the cymbals)

[crazym02]

what a genius

[Cheeser334]

WTF with the apostrophe?!

[Zorac9001]

@Cheeser334 I think you mean WTF's with the apostrophe. =P

[xGilesv1]

@Zorac9001 Actually as it is an abbreviation the F in WTF could stand for Fuck or Fuck's

[sobefarrington]

@Zorac9001 The Poofs belong to the Pianos.

[ABPitcher]

@Cheeser334 WTF WITH THE NO GRAMMAR'S

[DanteTokes]

@Cheeser334 The piano owns the video and poofs

[Speccy0]

@Cheeser334 YOU DUMB BRO

NOT SURE IF SERIOUS

[Cheeser334]

@Speccy0 lol i exaggerated a bit but yes im serious, how am i stupid?

[susanlewis60]

I've spent several days watching all his videos I can find and reading comments. One big addition; he is not just comedy-he's does cultural satire, much more than comedy.

[Azlankz]

"yeah!, it'll be ACE!" LOL

[selbam0]

Tim, your awesome!

[brucnad]

Us people from Berwick Upon Tweed ain't THAT annoying....

[ThatBookGirl]

@brucnad I think the lyric was "annoyed".

[grauekatze]

Fantastic performance.

[breathlessloveless]

"You can never have too many pianos or too much man".

Yep. That's my philosophy.

[KemaTheAtheist]

I love how the whole thing is so good natured... The 4 guys from the band are just laughing, and Jamie Cullum just rofls about it...

I'm ashamed that performance would probably never happen here in America...

[JollyHolly1410]

the last verse of jamie cullum is the best and i just luv the look of unsureness on his face as he says it :P

"and maybe we could out Jamie Cullum. make it a trio of pianos, and a big gay half dozen!"

[theorenj]

@0:37 he could've been a hit musician on the radio!

[theorenj]

james blunt mixed with amy winehouse mixed with russell brand and ricky gervais...

[AJHans12]

the funniest gut on the planet. :D

[digitalfreak123]

it sais "OFFICIAL" in the title... and in the description it sais "#1 unofficial channel" ??? lol

[peaches2034]

i fucking love tim minchin !!!!!!!



[GoldenToraToraChan]

I love how he says "an even number of homosexuals" XD

this mans is a GENIUS, one of my fave comedians

[DerekWilliamsMusic]

This man is a genius!

[SkiingOnSnow21]

21 people didn't get invited to a Pentapoofter Piano Posse.

[Jazonez]

@SkiingOnSnow21 No...They are the original members

[itssfergy]

since when is 360p HD ?

[wefyb3]

I hate this version...because it has been audio doctored...it is supossed to say JAN MOIR not DAN MOIR at 2:26

To whichever dick did this, i hate you.

I hate audio doctoring...AND YOU

[subgay]

You should ditch this copy, Tim has posted his own release of this due to this copy saying Dan Moir and not Jan Moir like it should.

[scratchcardlottery]

25% more gay lol

[TheFrankreich92]

Pure unadulterated GENIUS.

[AleximusMaximus]

Absolutely fucking legendary.

[Chisholm342]

360p is not HD

[Duodecillian]

@Chisholm342 in 2009 it was

[Chisholm342]

@Duodecillian No it wasn't 360p was never HD.

[Bead1752]

@Chisholm342 only missin 720p :p

[BombSquadHengelo135]

@Chisholm342 is he has a screen with resolution of 360*440 then it is HD

[Chisholm342]

@BombSquadHengelo135 It is still not In high definition it's the highest in which it can reach with that resolution but still not HD.

[coldsn]

@Chisholm342

It's not even standard def.

[TheBurningMan98]

@Chisholm342 but it could be worse, it could be 240p

[Darkeydance]

@Chisholm342 At the time this wass uploaded, it was...

[Chisholm342]

@Darkeydance You evidence for this ?

[Darkeydance]

@Chisholm342 That it's from 2009, and HD is from 2010/2011.

I might be wrong, I wouldn't be surprised if i was, but just saying that it is slightly old, and that Youtube evolves a lot.

[Chisholm342]

@Darkeydance They had HD technology in 2009 btw, 360p still is not HD Maybe HQ would be better suited title as it is higher than 240p.

[HEXpunk]

The people who disliked this video were either

"Mad" from Hull

"Outraged" from Leeds

or

"Slightly annoyed" from Berwick on tweed...

[LastAngelOfDeath]

15 poofs and 6 pianos disliked it ;<

[subgay]

@LastAngelOfDeath Why would it be 6 pianos? From the progression that Tim suggested would be 12 Pianos by the time 15 poofs were in the group (as each new "poof" brought a new piano.)

[LastAngelOfDeath]

@subgay yh but I just thought of 5 poofs per 2 pianos and it was fitting perfectly to 21 people who dosliked it :D

[scottmarshall456]

@subgay Not necessarily, There's only an extra piano with Jamie Cullum joining because...well, he's already a pianist, so not every poof is a pianist.

[subgay]

@scottmarshall456 To put it simply, your wrong. As I stated from the suggested progression every new "poof" that joins brings a piano, first Tim (after the sexuality conversion that is) with his piano and then Jamie (should he be outed) with his piano, he doesn't then just add random gays to pad out the numbers does he? No, the non-pianists were already a part of the original group so they don't get counted towards the joining trend.

[kelbesa]

i lol'd at the edited "dan moiyer" bit (cant spell his surname) when its ment to be Jan not dan lol why did the dude even go through the bother of edit it

[imonyourfacewoot]

... HD?

[Cakerolled]

what are faget

[Sphenox]

how is this official?

[magicmerlot]

ha ha ha ha ha, love it

[DoctorExplosion]

Tim used "infer" incorrectly.

Not a big deal, most people do.

Just saying.

[jack4rowe]

@calicocidd oh sorry I thought there was only 1 :(

[alazrenda9]

The way he says gays, LOL<3

[EbonyFaery]

God, he's hot.

[huehuetecti]

I don't get it... he can say revolution, reckon and what not, but he can't pronunce the R in Ross

[pvpfiish]

@huehuetecti he was mimikin 'rossys' lisp

[EbonyFaery]

@pvpfiish mimicking - and it's not a lisp? A lisp is where your "S"s sound like "TH"s

[pvpfiish]

@EbonyFaery I know what a lisp is :) no need to be so arrogant, but i think he is mimicking his accent then or whatever it is that makes Jonathon speak like that :)

take it easy its new years eve :)

[monsterman679]

@EbonyFaery actually you can lisp on either 'S' or 'R' a lisp on 'S' makes it a 'TH' sound, and on 'R' it makes it a 'W' sound...

[gaytarantella]

@monsterman679: no. saying 'w' for 'r' is known as a rhotacism, not a lisp.

[mallen92506]

@gaytarantella really? i personally prefer "pronounciationism". for reference, look up only fools and horses "cwying"

[goddammityou]

@huehuetecti God, I hope you don't breed.

[huehuetecti]

@goddammityou ... That's kinda rude. I'm sorry for not knowing that Jonathan Ross has a lisp - that show was never shown on our TV. And when I left this comment I was very new to Tim so I didn't know that he doesn't lisp. However I think that one example of missinformation is hardly grounds for never wanting me to share my genes with the human population...

[TheKaMatt]

@goddammityou Little bit harsh.

[magicmerlot]

@goddammityou bit strong, don't you think??

[alazrenda9]

@huehuetecti Because Jonathan pronounces R's with a W. So he was taking the piss really.

[andygilker]

he kinda reminds me of Stephen Lynch but more awesome

[crikey5446]

two pianos, one cup.

[WoNdeReeR]

@SpAMCAN it did get edited so not to offend her but the real lyrics did come out in the end with him saying jan instead of dan

[WoNdeReeR]

@spAMCAN it actually did get edited because of offending jan moir but the true lyrics did come out in the end with him saying jan instead of dan

[jack4rowe]

How can anyone in this world hate Tim Minchin or one of his songs?! Cmon, he is a living legend.

[WattpadUser]

Umm, what problem are they inevitably having?

[kati969]

'The Daily Mail will bring the big guns out' - LOVE IT!!

[SpAMCAN]

Is this the version with Dan Moyer?

[thebluenipple]

@SpAMCAN

yeah the bbc adited it so that he said dan, as not to offend Jan Moir (i think its moir)

[SpAMCAN]

@thebluenipple I find that hard to believe considering that this was live and that other versions recorded from the TV like this one say Jan.

[will2k123]

Why do people care if there's a ' in the title or not?

We're here for the music, not the spelling.

Jeez.

[pacarter88]

-Dan Moyer? Who changed this, why and when?

-Pianos not Piano's

-Not HD

[SketchupSkateparks]

18 people don't like the wossy's lisp.

[TimwiTerby]

@07773096306: First, there is no HD on this video for me. Maybe it depends on what country you’re in, but being the bigot you are you probably didn’t think of that. Second, HD offers better sound quality, not just video. Thirdly, I never said I need HD — I only said the video title is lying, which it still is, and 6 upvoters on my comment clearly concur. Fourthly, it’s “advanced”, not “advanged”, maybe you need to go back to school to learn to write?

[many9662]

I like this video. Thank you for your sharing. Hope to see next your video.

[rodneysiev]

It's JAN moir, not dan. Whoever edited this is mentally retarded.

[TimwiTerby]

Please remove the “HD” from the video title. This is not even standard quality, much less HD.

[07773096306]

@TimwiTerby Congratulations. You have not yet discovered the "HD" button on Youtube. If you develop advanged eyesight like the rest of us. Then click it and you'll find the wonders of HD. Also, why do you NEED HD on this video? The whole point of Tim Minchin is music. Admittedly, some of his comical timing will require seeing, but the lyrics only nned hearing.

[waddleangel9]

@TimwiTerby don't forget this was in 2009.